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Apex Grassmarket Hotel

Metro Brasserie & Bar is an cool and uncluttered restaurant split over three levels in Edinburgh's Apex International Hotel. Overlooking the historic Grassmarket, the bright interior with its timber-lined ceiling and blue slate floor has a relaxed, informal ambience. The menu offers various classic and contemporary brasserie dishes, with several prix fixe options and one for children.

What's On @ Apex Grassmarket Hotel

Ignacio Lopez: Señor Self-Destruct

Ignacio Lopez: Señor Self-Destruct

17 May 2025 - 17 May 2025

Spain’s Best Export™ Ignacio Lopez is on a mission to destroy himself and build a better version; Leaner. Smarter. Funnier. Join the star of Live At The Apollo, Have I Got News For You, The Now Show, & more, for a riotously funny exploration of vices, decadence, and self improvement. Expect an armada of playful, wicked humour from the exotic outsider comedian, as he tries to identify his faults and how to improve; Is it worth going to the gym? Can you be addicted to technology? Do you know what happens if you give spiders drugs? Ignacio uses his razor-sharp wit, and effortless charm to tackle these questions, (and probably a bunch of other irrelevant horsesht), in a vague attempt at making an hour of hilarity seem like something more meaningful.
2 Truths, 1 Lie

2 Truths, 1 Lie

31 Jul 2025 - 25 Aug 2025

Simon Caine Funny, but is it true? Three headline comedians step on stage. Two are telling the truth, one is a big fat liar. Can you tell who...? The award-winning interactive comedy compilation sell-out show returns to a brand-new air-conditioned venue on the Grassmarket! The perfect show for fans of BBC's Would I Lie To You? Total sell-out 2023 and 2024, so book early! Audience participation Age category: 16+
This Is Your Trial! The Fully-Improvised Comedy Courtroom
Comedy
Improv
RGB Monster in association with This Is Your Laugh Guilty or innocent? You decide! The unmissable, award-winning, critically acclaimed courtroom roast returns to the Fringe! You accuse friends and family of crimes, and top comedians take on the roles of judge and defense lawyers, hearing testimony, cross-examining witnesses, and improvising their arguments for each case. It’s up to you the audience as jury to deliver your verdict. Never the same show twice, a must-do Fringe experience! 'A perfect bit of improv mayhem' \*\*\*\*\* (Mirror). 'Inventive, intelligent comedy' \*\*\*\* (Scotsman). Audience participation, Strong language/swearing Age category: 16+
1 Irish 1 English: Afternoons
Comedy
Stand-up

1 Irish 1 English: Afternoons

1 Aug 2025 - 25 Aug 2025

Ollie Fox and Reece Kidd Join us at 15:20 for a stand-up comedy show featuring English comedian Ollie Fox and Irish comedian Reece Kidd. They have over 100 million views online and a British Comedy Guide award. None Age category: 16+
5 Headliners for £10
Comedy
Stand-up

5 Headliners for £10

31 Jul 2025 - 25 Aug 2025

RGB MONSTER Five headline-level stand-up comedians for one unbeatable price. No MC asking you where you're from and strictly no picking on the audience. Due to popular demand, now four chances daily to catch the show, with a unique line-up for each show. Total sell-out 2023 and 2024, so early booking recommended! Strong language/swearing Age category: 16+
1 *Irish: Mornings
Comedy
Stand-up

1 *Irish: Mornings

1 Aug 2025 - 25 Aug 2025

Reece Kidd 1 *Irish: is a stand-up comedy show featuring Northern Irish comedian Reece Kidd. Reece has 100 million views online. Reece had two sold-out shows at the Edinburgh Fringe in 2024. None Age category: 16+
The Most Toast
Days out

The Most Toast

5 Aug 2025 - 19 Aug 2025

RGB MONSTER Somebody in the audience will have eaten the most toast, and we will find them. Audience participation Age category: 14+
1 Irish: Evenings
Comedy
Stand-up

1 Irish: Evenings

1 Aug 2025 - 25 Aug 2025

Ollie Fox and Reece Kidd Join us at 21:40 for a stand-up comedy show featuring English comedian Ollie Fox and Irish comedian Reece Kidd. They have over 100 million views online and a British Comedy Guide award. Strong language/swearing Age category: 16+
Stuart Mitchell

Stuart Mitchell

7 May 2025 - 28 Feb 2026

With over 100M views online see the longest running panellist from BBC Scotland’s “Breaking The News” live in his first national tour! Stuart Mitchell is now regarded as one of the UK’s top comedians and social media stars with over a 100M views online. You’ve seen him online and now you can see him on his first ever national UK tour, Tips Not Included. Join the longest running panellist of BBC Scotland’ Breaking The News as he shares his amazing life story.
0 to 1 mph in Under 60 Minutes

0 to 1 mph in Under 60 Minutes

1 Aug 2025 - 25 Aug 2025

Ridwan Hussain & Oliver Moore Zoom zoom zoom! Reigning Hoots Fringe Act of the Year award winner, Ridwan Hussain and Runner Up, Oliver Moore (who is a Chortle Student Comedy Award finalist) return with the latest iteration of their award-winning stand-up comedy show! Join the duo for brand new, never been seen before bits. It's 30 minutes of well-written stand-up comedy each, unlike anything you've seen before. Buy yourself a ticket – you deserve it! Strong language/swearing Age category: 16+
RapGPT
Comedy

RapGPT

11 Aug 2025 - 25 Aug 2025

Stian Macshane It's AI vs ADHD as Australia's rap prodigy, Macshane, takes on the groundbreaking AI, RapGPT, in a high-energy, laugh-out-loud rap battle where you control the chaos. Audience members send their wildest ideas via phone to directly command unpredictable AI challenges that Macshane must freestyle through – delivering lightning-fast rhymes and quick wit to win over your laughs. Watch him overclock his ADHD, pitting man against machine in real time in a show where creativity, comedy, skill and spontaneity collide. Get ready to experience the future of freestyle comedy in RapGPT – in an interactive, unpredictable ride you won’t forget! Audience participation, Strong language/swearing Age category: 16+
Shy Bairns Get Nowt
Comedy
Stand-up

Shy Bairns Get Nowt

1 Aug 2025 - 12 Aug 2025

Joe Casey and Shay Raper Two of Newcastle's brightest rising stars, Joe Casey and Shay Raper, bring a split-bill hour of award-winning stand-up comedy to Edinburgh after a successful run last year. Shay is the FeltNowt New Act of the Year winner 2023 and the Stockton Gong winner 2024. Joe Casey is the 2024 Stockton Gong runner-up and winner of the Cavendish Arms Mini Gold Plastic Crown. 'Genuine belly laughs' (Northern Echo). 'Super big hitter, nailed it' (The Stand Comedy Club). None Age category: 16+
Anyone For Tennis – Pauline Eyre
Comedy
Stand-up
Storytelling

Anyone For Tennis – Pauline Eyre

1 Aug 2025 - 23 Aug 2025

Pauline Eyre A Wimbledon line judge for 20 years, comedian Pauline Eyre is ready to spill the Pimms on tennis gossip from the fragrant royal box to the musty locker room, and why line judges are OUT! Expect smashing stories, ace anecdotes and a 40-love letter to the game. And there’s nobody to say ‘quiet please’. She cannot be serious… can she? 'She’s warm, wonderfully funny and you’ll want to be her pal' (Angela Barnes). Jones Bootmaker ISH Edinburgh Comedy Awards Best Newcomer nominee 2024. 'An impressive debut full of big laughs' \*\*\*\*\* (Youngish-Perspective.net). Strong language/swearing Age category: 14+
Joe McTernan and Abi Carter-Simpson: Near Mrs
Comedy
Stand-up
Joe McTernan and Abi Carter-Simpson Stand-up comedy from an actual couple… what could possibly go wrong? After a previous sell-out run at the Fringe, viral sensation Joe McTernan and star of Britain’s Got Talent Abi-Carter Simpson bring you a hilarious hour of comedy... relationship style! From love to mishaps to a whole lot of honesty, this show is bound to leave you head over heels. ‘Genuine star quality’ (Simon Cowell). ‘I was crying with laughter pretty much throughout this entire performance’ \*\*\*\*\* (ThreeWeeks). ‘A must-see for those who enjoy comedy with a heart’ \*\*\*\*\* (One4Review.co.uk). Strong language/swearing Age category: 16+
Harry Stachini: Lobster (WIP)
Comedy
Stand-up
Storytelling

Harry Stachini: Lobster (WIP)

1 Aug 2025 - 17 Aug 2025

Harry Stachini with GetGiddier After a stunning sell-out run and a host of hot reviews in 2024, Harry Stachini returns with plenty of relatable, honest and hilarious stand-up. Stachini's WIP shines a spotlight on the life changes we all feel. For Stachini, it's been a big year of change from receding hairlines to travelling the world and even becoming housemates with his dad! It's a jam-packed show with tales and jokes that will leave you feeling better than when you arrived. 'His anecdotes are funny as they're outrageous' (Edinburgh Festivals Magazine). 'Modern observational storytelling at its best' (OnTheMic.co.uk). Strong language/swearing Age category: 16+
Paul Savage: Hopes Under the Hammer
Comedy
Stand-up
Storytelling

Paul Savage: Hopes Under the Hammer

1 Aug 2025 - 25 Aug 2025

Paul Savage Paul Savage has renting trauma. Greedy landlords, internet scammers and a very broken canalboat. The 2024 sell-out, critically acclaimed show returns for even more house share nightmares. \*\*\*\*\* (TheatreThoughtsAus.online). \*\*\*\*\* (TheatreScotland.co.uk). Strong language/swearing
Ruaridh Miller: It's Pronounced "Ruaridh"
Comedy
Stand-up
Ruaridh Miller Pigeon conspiracies. Unexpected war heroes. Die Hard with a Vengeance. Just some of the topics covered in this hilarious and wide-ranging show from a regular crowd favourite on the Scottish comedy circuit. Ruaridh has compiled his various stand-up routines from comedy clubs across the country into one show and tried to find a common theme, reaching an awful conclusion. Shortlisted for 2024 BBC New Comedy award and a regular joke contributor to BBC's Breaking the News. 'Great jokes... Landed one after another' (CityLiveGlasgow.com). 'Sharp writing [and] natural charisma' (Comedy.co.uk). Strong language/swearing Age category: 14+
All Made Up Podcast Live
Comedy
Improv

All Made Up Podcast Live

1 Aug 2025 - 10 Aug 2025

GetGiddier The All Made Up Podcast Live is back at the Edinburgh Fringe – bigger, better and funnier than ever! Join hosts Harry, Ben and Lewis as a special guest comedian takes the reins as lead writer, crafting a story like you’ve never heard before. No scripts, no safety nets – just pure, off-the-cuff hilarity. With past guests like Netflix’s Daniel Sloss, Jason Byrne, Emmanuel Sonubi and Sooz Kempner, this is where stand-up meets storytelling in the most unpredictable way. If you love quick-thinking comedy and laugh-out-loud chaos, don’t miss it! Strong language/swearing Age category: 16+
Chris Griffin: Too Little, Too Chris Griffin
Comedy
Stand-up
Storytelling
Chris Griffin Chris Griffin brings his gag-filled debut solo show to the Edinburgh Fringe. Now 40, and with the confidence to talk about himself in the third person, Chris has put his big boy pants on and decided to start parenting his inner child... and thinks you should too (yours, obviously; not his, that would be weird). A story about hope, self reflection and working out the positives from life's trauma. 'He gets laughs from the most unexpected sources. Always a joy to watch' (Vladimir McTavish). 'Gifted with affable charm and endless enthusiasm (George Fox). Contains distressing or potentially triggering themes, Strong language/swearing Age category: 16+
Chris Scott: I Just Want Some Extra Time And Your... Chris!
Comedy
Stand-up
Chris Scott Best Newcomer nominee at the Scottish Comedy Awards and hand-picked support act for Fringe favourite Susie McCabe and Emmy winner Alex Edelman, Chris Scott presents his debut solo show. Bringing unflinching punchlines and a bit of devilment to the stage, his why not attitude has seen him appear in an underwear ad, perform at an S&M club and host shows on a boat for indie-music darlings Belle and Sebastian. Chris has had a pretty fun life, but after a recent run of setbacks, has the fun stopped? Strong language/swearing Age category: 16+
Kids Can Heckle!
Comedy
Stand-up

Kids Can Heckle!

9 Aug 2025 - 24 Aug 2025

RGB Monster It’s the award-winning stand-up show that kids control! Ollie Horn attempts to tell the same clean stand-up that he does around the world, but the only thing that can stop him is the imagination of your kids and their very best heckles! Fun for the whole family, but especially fun for the little ones, it’s a chaotic, interactive, wholesome and hilarious hour of comedy that provides genuine entertainment for everyone in the room. Perth Fringe Award Winner: Best Kids Show. Sold-out Adelaide Fringe and Brighton Fringe 2024. Audience participation
Can't Find My Way Home
Books

Can't Find My Way Home

1 Aug 2025 - 24 Aug 2025

Sophia Wolbrom A captivating one-woman show that explores the concept of home through personal anecdotes, original music and snippets of familiar songs. This heartfelt performance delves into finding one's place in the world, offering an opportunity to laugh and reflect on what it means to belong. Through poignant storytelling and musical elements, Sophia Wolbrom recounts tales of people and places that shaped her view of the world, highlighting the universal quest for connection and identity. This intimate performance promises to leave viewers with a renewed perspective on the spaces and relationships that shape our sense of home. Strong language/swearing, More information The show briefly touches on stories about bullying. Age category: 12+
Fool On Comedy Crew
Comedy
Sketch
Stand-up

Fool On Comedy Crew

18 Aug 2025 - 25 Aug 2025

Raymond Mearns and Fool On Join Raymond Mearns and his Fool On Comedy Crew for a brilliant hour of original sketches and stand-up comedy. FoolOn.co.uk is a charity based in Lanarkshire whose mission is to improve the mental health and wellbeing of people through artistic engagement. The Fool On Comedy Crew is a group of people who have been coming along to Raymond's comedy workshops for the past 18 months and this is the result of all their hard work. All profits go directly to FoolOn.co.uk, so come along, watch a great show and do your bit for charity as well. Contains distressing or potentially triggering themes, Strong language/swearing
Trevor Lock: How to Drink a Glass of Water
Comedy
Poetry
Books
Trevor Lock In his first written show in a decade, expect stand-up and poetry as well as lists and suggestions from the maverick Lock as he attempts to reinvent Bingo, rewrite the English dictionary and provide concise instructions as to the correct way to imbibe a glass of H2O. 'Superbly comic writing' (Sunday Times). 'Utterly improbably, absolutely entertaining' (Independent). 'A show like no other' (Scotsman). 'Walks like Dudley Moore, talks like Peter Cook' (Kate Moss). None Age category: 12+
Glesga Da F**ks Off – The Farewell Tour
Comedy
Stand-up
Raymond Mearns and Stuart Mitchell With retirement on the horizon it's time for Glesga Da to finally hang up his bunnet and finally f**k off. Join Glesga Da (and his daft boy) as they take one final bow at this year's Edinburgh Fringe. With over 100 million views across social media don't miss Glesga Da live in action as the podcast comes to an end. Strong language/swearing
Shaun Guff: Enuff is Enuff (WIP)
Comedy

Shaun Guff: Enuff is Enuff (WIP)

1 Aug 2025 - 17 Aug 2025

Clementine Bogg-Hargroves with GetGiddier My name is Shaun Guff and I’ve hit rock bottom so you don’t have to. My sensational, self-funded seminar promises* to give you the metaphorical hammer to start nailing your life. (*No promises) Join Clementine Bogg-Hargroves with her 'Yorkshire-based robustness and sunny charm' \*\*\*\* (Scotsman), in this very serious seminar filled with pyrotechnics, PowerPoint presentations and personality. Creator and star of Skank and The Times Critics Choice Edinburgh Fringe 2021. Creator and star of Please Love Me, 2023. 'Winning humour and infectious irreverence' \*\*\*\* (TheStage.co.uk). 'Infectious wit' \*\*\*\* (List). 'Nothing is perfect' \*\*\*\*\* (BroadwayBaby.com). Strong language/swearing Age category: 16+
Aaron Wood: More To Life

Aaron Wood: More To Life

1 Aug 2025 - 18 Oct 2025

Award winning Northern comedian Aaron Wood sets out on his highly anticipated debut tour! Following two back to back sell out runs at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival and fresh off tour support for huge Australian comic Luke Kidgell, Tom Stade & Fin Taylor he's quickly establishing himself as a comic with a very bright future. His stand up and podcast clips have amassed over 100 million views online. Join him + support for an upbeat, positive and heartwarming show that asks is there more to life than this.
#11th Annual Haters Ball
Comedy
Improv

#11th Annual Haters Ball

1 Aug 2025 - 25 Aug 2025

Hate N Live Fresh from selling out at Fringe World Perth, it's the 11th Annual Haters Ball! Four headline comedians battle for the prestigious title of Master Hater, roasting your suggestions. From pop culture to daily gripes, no topic is safe. Expect interactive chaos – no show is ever the same twice. 'Brutally funny' (Scotsman). 'Hysterical' (Dircksey.com.au). 'Perfect late-night adrenaline' (GonzoMagazine.co.uk). 'Most fun I've had compacted into one hour' (Gerard Butler, A-list movie star). Prepare to be offended, amused and part of the ultimate roast! Contains distressing or potentially triggering themes, Strong language/swearing Age category: 16+

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