A comedy with adult themes, the play involves a family group who decide to get away from it all by going on holiday to a small hotel on the shores of Loch Ness. Castle Bannock is not getting as many bookings as the owner would like, so she and her family have some unusual plans to attract tourists! A mix up with the room bookings, the chaotic results of the tourist schemes and some of the residents and staff not being quite who they claim to be, result in a farcical evening.