_Please be advised, this show may contain some adult themes or explicit content, and admittance to anyone below 16 is at the discretion of their legal guardian._  In her brand-new one-woman show, Clare Summerskill attempts to explain the point of the perplexing sexual minority to which she belongs, asking why lesbians exist? Is it to ease the pressure on cat rescue centres? Is it to ensure that Shibden Hall remains a viable tourist attraction? Or is it to write one-woman comedy shows featuring songs, standup, fun facts, and storytelling? After decades of field research, she thinks she has the answer. Expect silliness, satire and self-deprecation from crowd-pleaser Clare Summerskill as she hits the road with her funniest show yet. ‘A lesbian Victoria Wood’_ Woman's Hour_’.  _‘One of the funniest women in the country’_ (What’s On). Clare has written for BBC Radio 4’s _Weekending_ and _Heated Rollers_