Summerskill attempts to explain why lesbians exist. Is it to ease the pressure on cat rescue centres? Is it to ensure that Shibden Hall remains a viable tourist attraction? Or is it to write one-woman comedy shows featuring songs, standup, and storytelling? One of the funniest women in the country (Whats On), A Lesbian Victoria Wood (Womens Hour). Clare has written for BBC Radio 4s Weekending and Heated Rollers.