The Glitter Ball Returns... Troon Concert Hall | Full Live Band Set | Compere DJ5 Celebrate a unique experience with the return to Troon of those fun loving loonies Colonel Mustard and the Dijon 5! If you haven't seen them before , imagine Primal Scream and Happy Mondays had children genetically fused with the DNA of Frank Zappa, Bob Marley, ABBA, James Brown, George Clinton, Dolly Parton and Neil Diamond. Our live shows have included crowdsailing in rubber dinghies, crowd surfing on inflatable alligators, Dijunicorns and flamingos, laughter yoga, hug-offs, dance-offs, singalongs about dancing in gay discos and being heartbroken by ginger people, line dancing and high 5ing to the beats. Expect the unexpected when The Dijon Family come to town!