The Unstoppable Talking Panjandrum Is Back In Town! Celebrating 50 Years Afloat On The Showbiz Seas! Dead Men Tell No Tales – So Might As Well Get Em All Told Now! Avast! Two Thundering Hours Guaranteed! “An Absolutely Blistering Night Out!” – The Isle Of Arran Shoemaker’s Monthly “Indiscreet Revelations Told With Swashbuckling Verve!” – Some Genius On Twitter As Seen On BBC1, BBC2, BBC4 And Virtually Every Radio Station In The Known World! (Even Pirate Ones) Positively Final Voyage! All Aboard! ★★★★★ “A raft of cracking anecdotes” Mail on Sunday ★★★★ “Boy can he sell a story… a compelling, evocative account of his south London roots” Evening Standard ★★★★ “Entertaining audiences with stories that are eclectic” The I “Baker is at ease on stage” The Times “It’s hard not to marvel at the flow” The Guardian Ticket price includes a £1 venue restoration donation