Written by Ed Waugh & Trevor Wood
Directed by Rebecca Dickinson

A feelgood comedy play that will that's not entirely good clean fun

When three cleaners are threatened with redundancy they feel that their lives are coming to an end until a chance wrong number gives them a new business start-up idea - why not run a telephone sex line? They've got motive, opportunity and a lifetime of experience - some more than others, mind you...
Dirty dusting

Provided Elsie can teach the other two a few new tricks there's no reason why they can't get rich quick providing they can keep their operation a secret from their bosses, and their husbands, and their children... and their grandchildren.

A searing indictment of ageism in the 21st Century heavily disguised as a hysterical, laugh-out-loud, heartwarming comedy

This play premiered in 2003 and hasn't stopped being performed since. This Studio production will draw audiences into the action like never before.

Performed in our Studio with unreserved seating