Fag Packet is an award-winning cabaret, theatre, and drag double act. Since their debut in 2022, they’ve sold out shows with their uniquely bizarre characters, including Two Indie Boys from Reading and their latest creation, DYKE Systems Ltd. DYKE Systems Ltd dives into the warped world of Multi-Level Marketing through the lens of Sally and Susan—two repressed suburban housewives desperate to climb the corporate pyramid. As their glossy façade begins to crack, their ambitions spiral out of control, revealing the lies, tensions, and buried desires that define their relationship. Blending Fag Packet’s signature cocktail of comedy, physical theatre, audience interaction and drag, the show satirises the clash between queerness and ruthless normativity. Irreverent, camp and cutting, DYKE Systems Ltd asks: what happens when you try to force messy, human realities into rigid systems? The more tightly you cling to control, the closer you come to rupture. Bring your wallets, your carabiner and get ready to find your inner Dynamic! Young! Knowledgeable! Entrepreneur! Created by: Cheski Granger & Holly Wilson-Guy Directed by: Lucy Alla