Sally and Susan aren't your average suburban women. They're business women. And you're invited to the most prestigious seminar of the year that could help you get filthy rich! 

Step into the glittery, unhinged world of multi-level marketing mayhem with Fag Packet, Kheski Kobler and Holly Wilson-Guy, the award-winning cabaret and theatre double act. Equal parts corporate seminar and queer fever dream, DYKE Systems Ltd is a sharp, subversive takedown of pyramid schemes, ruthless heteronormativity and corporate feminism. 

Bring your wallets, your carabiner and get ready to find your inner  

(D)ynamic! (Y)oung! (K)nowledgeable! (E)ntrepreneur! 

Written, created and performed by: Kheski Kobler and Holly Wilson-Guy

Directed and co-written with: Lucy Allan 

Movement Director: Barry Fitzgerald 

Set Designer: Shahaf Beer

Lighting Design: Benny Goodman

Sound Design: Sarah Spencer

Produced by: Beth Sitek

Image: Corinne Cumming