The shortest story ever told (1hr). His dog is for sale. And that's not all. Ed Mulvey (Best Newcomer Nominee Edinburgh 2025) delivers a double measure of grim hilarity with a chaser of unworn dog.

After his imaginary dog died, Ed has chosen to exploit this for marketing purposes. Expect an exploration of our dismal society, ethical edge cases, and intellectual filth from a man who rather than lying in the gutter revolves to get a better view.

A cry against help from the Elon Musk of emotions.

"First-rate joke writer" - The Scotsman

"An original thinker... bleakly funny" - Chortle

“Mulvey has a manner that coaxes out connection, and a well spoken awkward charm that skips through the ridiculous and encourages us to put on our wellies and join him in its mire.” - Entertainment Now

Shortlisted Best Newcomer ISH Edinburgh Comedy Awards 2025

Presented by Ed Mulvey

This is an 18+ event