Hal Cruttenden Can Dish It Out But Cant Take It Hal is back with a show that promises to stick it to The Man, as long as The Man doesnt stick it back to him. With his trademark hard-hitting take no prisoners comedy (this is what Hal told me to write!!!) he will be hilariously pontificating on subjects like middle aged dating, social media, the insanity of modern politics and the fact that his daughters love him but dont respect him. He believes that, after youve seen the show, youll feel exactly the same way. As seen on Live At The Apollo x 3, Royal Variety x 2, Have I Got News For You, The Apprentice Youre Fired, Bake Off Extra Slice and Would I Lie To You. 'Reminded me of how much I love stand up' ★★★★ The Times Go and see Hal Cruttenden, he's got something to say and hell make you laugh; a lot. ★★★★★ Daily Mirror Naturally funnychallenging and provocative ★★★★ Daily Telegraph Robin Ince Ice Cream for a Broken Tooth At the Morecambe Poetry Festival 2023, Robin was officially handed his Poetic Licence (it is real, hell show it to you if you ask, and often if you dont). This new show mixes poetry and happy stories about the things that have made life delightful, from Doctor Who and horror movies, to the camaraderie of protest marches and and his love of dishevelled cemeteries. Robin is a multi award-winning comedian and host of the The Infinite Monkey Cage on Radio 4. He co-created the Cosmic Shambles Network and created the groundbreaking science variety night Nine Lessons and Carols for Curious People which has been adapted worldwide. When someone writes a history of modern comedy, they should make room for Robin Ince The Guardian Robin is like a piece of a Jenga puzzle pull him out and a lot of things would collapse. Without Robin, comedy would be a very different shape and a generation is grateful. Stewart Lee