Hard, Fast & Horny makes it's Bristol debut at Thekla this April. Brought to you by festival favourites and Bristol's very own troublemaking duo Hang The DJs (Boomtown, Download Festival, Bang Face), this night is strictly for the hard, the fast, and the feral.
Not a cult. Definitely a circus. Hard, Fast & Horny is built for the misfits, the freaks, and the mentally overstimulated (but undeniably sexy) party people who prefer their therapy loud, fast, and served in a dark room.
Dress hot. Dress goofy. Be chaotic. Be cringe... who cares. Party hard, have fun, and scream if you wanna go faster!
Expect Hard Dance, Hard Techno, Donk, DnB, Hardstyle, Happy Hardcore and more... plus, Really Hot DJs.
Full line-up coming soon!"