At 69, Alice wonders: if she hadnt been expelled from convent school and had sex with Keith from the sausage rolls section, what might her life have been? Will Alice shake off the shackles of the patriarchy and live out the rest of her days with outrageous abandon? Find out in this rip-roaring feminist comedy, created by three women over 60. Supported by Theatre Royal Plymouth and The Pleasance for the National Edinburgh Partnerships Programme. Written by Babs Horton Directed by Deborah Edgington Performed by Julia Faulkner Content Warnings: Religion, loss of a child, minor references to non-consensual sexual acts, and strong language. Age Recommendation: 16+