Lucy Churchill Lucy Churchill (aka the leggy blonde with cracking t*ts) brings you her debut one-woman show. A lesson in self-love, feminine rage and the subtle art of not giving a f*ck, taught through original songs, high kicks and a whole load of rambling. At the age of 10, Lucy said a prayer to God one night, vowing she would do no wrong for the rest of her life if she received the most phenomenal pair of b**bs. Well, be careful what you wish for. Strong language/swearing Age category: 16+