Off The Kerb Productions What are men for? Most heavy things can be lifted by machines, most problems – solved by computers and most puddles can be crossed without us draping our capes over them – so are we fellas of any use? Award-winning man Marcus thinks we might still serve some useful function. But what? This new show will finally resolve the issue (in a non-patriarchal, open-minded, progressive sort of way). DaVinci's Vitruvian Man is the image of the ideal male form. Marcus' Vitruvian Mango is the same but sweeter, softer, seasonally available and, when ripe, delicately perfumed. Strong language/swearing Age category: 16+