At the time of writing (June 23rd), I have absolutely no idea what this show will be about. But rest assured, by the time November 4th rolls around, itll be a rigorously structured, fastidiously finessed, highbrow, erudite, thought-provoking, profound work of art. It might even be funny. Based on where I am with it now, itll almost certainly involve me banging on about being blind (still milking that), getting the accordion out (because I know how to whip a crowd into a frenzy), and singing a few silly songs possibly one about a misunderstood pigeon. I might tell you about my first ever gig at a Teddy Bears Picnic (aged five I absolutely smashed it), talk a bit about meditation, Catholicism, and 1950s radio detectives; do some Dalek impressions; and recount the time I judged a childrens talent show and things got awkward. I might even play you a recording of a song I wrote when I was seven about a boy in our street who pissed himself. My last show won multiple awards, so I was clearly pretty good at comedy in 2024. That means its statistically likely this one will at least surpass mediocrity maybe even approach adequacy! If my scintillating sales pitch hasnt quite sealed the deal, I should probably mention that Ive done stand-up on Rosie Joness TV show, and made multiple appearances on BBC Radio 4 comedy programmes. And here are a few nice things that more successful comedians have said about me: David is brilliantly clever, musical, moral. Brilliant/nuts. Heartily recommend! Rufus Hound My God, David Eagle makes me laugh. A ludicrously amusing gentleman. Miles Jupp David's a unique and very funny comedian. This debut hour comes highly recommended. Paul Sinha Just seen the future of stand-up comedy, and his name is David Eagle. Boothby Graffoe AGE RECOMMENDATION: 16+ Part of the 2025 Nottingham Comedy Festival VENUE: Canalhouse (Main Stage) VENUE ADDRESS: 48 - 52 Canal Street, Nottingham, NG1 7EH DATE: Tuesday 4th November TIME: 8pm (Doors open 7.40pm) TICKETS: £5