Our Father, who arent in heaven, Richard be thy name.

Nobody would think Eileen to be capable of murder - oh, but she definitely is. Shes also probably a sex-addict and a pyromaniac. She cannot sleep for visions of hitting her sisters over the head with a frying pan. There are musical numbers encouraging strangulation in her skull. Hardcore praying is now her only hope - so she invests in a Bible, in rosary beads, a full set of holy equipment. Shes quite happy to give up anything - anything at all - to purge herself of these homicidal instincts before its too late.

CAST
Eileen Juliette Imbert
Mary Kate Woodman
Toni Imogen Whelan

CREATIVE TEAM
Writer, Director Rachel Byrne
Assistant Director Flossie Bullion
Producer Keziah Prescod, Tom Barry
Script Editor Ella James, Ffion Davies, Delphi Harrison, Kevin Zhao, Isadora Vargas Mafort, Oliver Kingston, Maddie Holohan
Technical Director Tom Barry
Publicity Lead Lucy Harris
Poster Designer Sadie Zadeng
Welfare Officer Niccolo Busuttil
Costume Designer Ellie Russell
Photographer Thomas Holland
Choreographer Hattie Jones

PART OF DRAYTON ARMS THEATRE EDINBURGH PREVIEWS 2026
Content warnings: mental illness, death and/or dying, hospitals, alcohol, brief references to suicide.