Raymond Mearns

Every time I open my mouth I seem to offend somebody! That's the price we pay for living in a world full of morons! Socrates said if you don't want to be criticized, say nothing, do nothing, be nothing. That's exactly what these fools are: nothing! And they know it! That's the reason why, instead of getting a life, they sit on their arses and tear the rest of us down. If easily offended please come to a show full of righteous indignation and some home truths. 'Exceptionally funny and cathartic' (Scotsman).

Contains distressing or potentially triggering themes, Strong language/swearing