Your presence is cordially demanded for a rare opportunity to get up close and personal with the world's greatest living actor, Sir Dickie Benson, for a no-holds-barred meet and greet. The last Hollywood hellraiser; an octogenarian, thespian barbarian with a pint of vodka and a smouldering hash pipe whose capacity for drink is matched only by his boundless charm and mercurial temper. Expect slurred words (mostly shouted), scandalous anecdotes, and libellous tips for surviving the Hollywood machine. A uniquely interactive character comedy experience promising hilarious, unbridled chaosunlike anything else. 'If you get a chance to see Sir Dickie Benson in person, I genuinely don't think there is an experience like it in live comedy today. Not for the faint hearted but genuinely rewarding' - (Steve Shooter, The Press) ★★★★★ Never, ever again! - "Glenn Close" ★★★★★ Every move I know, I learned from Dickie. - "Steven Segal" ★★★★★ I love that rat [EXPLETIVE DELETED] bastard dearly! - "Miriam Margolyes" ★★★★★ I saw him headbutt Lee Van Cleef, over the last croissant at craft services. - "Mario Van Peebles" ★★★★★ He takes the Method very, very seriously. I should never have cast him as Himmler - "Richard Attenborough" ★★★★★ The finest actor I've ever had the displeasure of working with. - "Sir Ian McKellen" ★★★★★ The man's a bloody lunatic! - "Brian Blessed" ★★★★★ The git owes me £500 for a brick of red Leb! - "Sir Patrick Stewart" ★★★★★ He's a better drunk than an actor, and he's a hell of an actor! - "Laurence Olivier" ★★★★★ No Comment! - "Cher"