Stephen Carlin I told you this would happen. Goodnight America. That's where optimism gets you. Decades of Scottish pessimism and cynicism and finally we've been proved right. There's never been a better time to be alive. Armageddon is such a leveller. Now excuse me I'm off to microdose on ketamine. \*\*\*\*\* (Herald). 'He’s a quality comedian. Recommended' (Kevin Bridges). Contains distressing or potentially triggering themes, Strong language/swearing