"I do not organise the ticket queue, it is up to the people in the ticket queue to organise themselves. Have I made myself clear?"

Once upon a dreary night, five strangers queue for a last minute ticket to the final performance of the hottest show in town. All they have to do is cross their fingers, be patient and wait their turn. But with more people waiting than tickets available, this is no time for patience, this is time for war. Who will triumph? Who will fail? And who will receive. . . The Last Return?

This new play by Sonya Kelly is a surreal and entertaining comedy about conflict, peace and the pursuit of territory at any cost!