Alan Bissett’s classic ‘one woman show’ - twice! In The Moira Monologues you’ll meet Moira Bell, cleaner, single mother, and the hardest woman in Falkirk. Whether defending her wee dug Pepe from next door’s rottweiler, trying to seduce a teacher or belting out Diana Ross for the Scotia karaoke night, Moira is hypnotic, frightening and heart-warming company. An iconic show which has left audiences all over the country weak with laughter. In More Moira Monologues, Falkirk's Hardest Woman has become a gran, but is still telling hilarious home-truths about dating, her estranged sister, cleaning posh folk’s hooses, and the return of her ex, Billy. Warning. Contains strong language "Hilarious" 4 stars - The Guardian “A near-perfect series of monologues, both howlingly funny and unnervingly sharp and poetic.” – 5 stars The Scotsman