Forget snow. Forget tinsel. Forget Mariah lurking in the shadows...

This year, we’re binning off the baubles and diving headfirst into a sun-soaked, sweat-dripping, glitter-drenched Australian summer fantasy

Welcome to a chaotic collision of drag, live music, and unhinged festive rebellion as House of Deviant and Vaguely Artistic serve up a show that’s about as far from Christmas as you can possibly get.

Think:

BBQs instead of roast dinners
Budgie smugglers instead of ugly jumpers
Sand, sweat and sequins instead of snowflakes
Kangaroos, chaos, and absolutely zero Silent Night energy

The House of Deviant queens are bringing their signature anarchic drag brilliance-bigger, louder, and hotter than ever-while Vaguely Artistic soundtrack the madness with their unmistakable live, genre-smashing sound.

Expect outrageous performances, unexpected twists, ridiculous reimaginings of “festive” traditions, and more camp than a caravan park in the Outback.

This is not a Christmas show. This is a heatwave hallucination in heels.

So grab your sunnies, slap on the SPF (or glitter, same thing), and join us for a night of:

Drag
Live music
Pure deviance
And absolutely no festive cheer whatsoever

The Vaguely Deviant Not Even Remotely Christmas Australian Summer Show
because who said December had to be cold, cosy, or remotely appropriate?