You made your mind up when you first saw me. The three Bs: Birds, Booze and Basingstoke (these voicemails can fuck off though). Join us as we follow Jack, a personal trainer known to his mates as a top shagger. His life revolves around gym sessions, nights out, scraps, and increasing his body count.. One night, Jack meets Alarna. An awkward but tender night follows, and Jack finds himself caught off guard by unexpected feelings and hes forced to confront the emotional walls hes built. Alongside the whirlwind chaos of his friendships, rollercoaster romances, and the influence of hyper-masculine figures; letters, emails and voicemails left unanswered are piling up Behind the banter and bravado, Jack is now forced to confront something much darker. Running time: Approximately 60 minutes LATECOMERS MAY NOT BE ADMITTED. UNDER 18s ARE NOT PERMITTED INTO THE THEATRE FOR THIS PERFORMANCE. No re-admittance once the performance has commenced. Refunds and exchanges are not available.