Written by Jim Cartwright
Directed by

A STRUGGLING northern boozer is hanging on but only just. The regulars have faded, like the stains on the old tabletops. Faced with closure, the landlord stakes everything on one big gala neet.

Surely the lure of the classic pub grub, karaoke, a quiz and speed-dating will have them pouring through the doors?

You can almost smell and feel the boozy ghosts that once frequented this local!