We thought our last bribe – a handheld 8-bit gaming console – was lo-fi. Then we received Gary from Leeds' Yeti Action Pack: a slab of cotton wool, a twig and three numbered index cards. Rather than explain what each item did/does, Gary merely assured us: 'this selection of items will help you socialise with, make crucial decisions when in the company of, and overall ingratiate you in the cultural mores of yeti (Plural – jɛt aj)'.

You can catch Gary's comedy/spoken word show, Yeti, at the Royal Oak from 2–23 Aug (not Sun) at 1pm.

If you'd like us to mention your show on our bribe blog (not to mention our Twitter feed and, potentially, in print), send/deliver your Big Fat Festival Bribe to:

Big Fat Festival Bribe
The List
14 High Street
Edinburgh
EH1 1TE