Top five Arab Strap lyrics
In honour of Middleton and Moffat's gig at Nice'n'Sleazy's on Thu 17 Nov, we sings their best bits
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In honour of Middleton and Moffat's gig at Nice'n'Sleazy's on Thu 17 Nov, we sings their best bits
1 Speed Date ‘The ugly tattooed swingers euphemise and call their mucky hobby “trysts” / But if I saw another man touch you, I'd break his fucking wrists.’
2 The First Big Weekend ‘It was a beautiful day, and later that evening Malcolm introduced me to the power of Merrydown. £1.79 a litre, 8.2%. Mmmm …’
3 Packs of Three ‘It was the biggest ever cock you'd ever seen, but you've no idea where that cock has been.’
4 The Shy Retirer ‘I want to fall in love tonight and form the perfect unbreakable bond / You can be my teenage Jenny Agutter, swimming naked in a pond.’
5 I Saw You ‘I thought it was a good idea at the time but I was pissed. I tried to find her by sending an ad into The List.’