Glasgow’s West End is great for pubs but my favourite has to be The Rock. I’ve been to The Rock for birthdays. I’ve been to The Rock for funerals. One time when we were in school, we snuck in and I saw the girl I fancied getting off with my friend, and I cried in the car park on the roof. It’s very friendly and is maybe the most reasonably priced boozer in the area. I went to Hyndland Secondary and a lot of my old teachers still drink there and tell me I’m actually a good boy. I always said I would get married in The Rock. I am not married.