Ever wanted to dance like Bob Fossil, express 'polish guilt' like Howard Moon or paint watercolours like Ol' Greg? Of course you have! All these insider secrets, including Vince Noir's genius excuses for being late (revealed here), are packed into the new Mighty Boosh book, cleverly entitled The Mighty Book of Boosh. With the troupe's fame reaching its height, the Boosh book compiles the best of their jokes, songs, doodles, design and cream poetry into the definitive fan's guide.

The Mighty Book of Boosh is published on Thu 18 Sep by Canongate. Book launch and signing session at Zavvi, 235, Buchanan Street Glasgow on Sat 13 Sep at 1.00pm.

The Mighty Boosh play live at the Edinburgh Festival Theatre, Thu 11 & Fri 12 Sep; Pavilion, Glasgow Sat 13 & Sun 14 Sep.