Jackass 3-D
The third documentary feature outing for Johnny Knoxville and his merry band of aging masochists is, you guessed it, in 3D. Why and to what effect remains a mystery.
Out 5 Nov.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 & 2
The boy/man wizard has been making himself available in the coliseum-sized IMAX format since 2004’s Prisoner of Azkaban and went IMAX 3D in last year’s Half-Blood Prince. The resultant thrills were underwhelming to say the least. This two-part release finale could be the masterpiece of the decidedly mediocre adapted franchise, or maybe not.
Part 1, out 19 Nov; Part 2, out 15 Jul 2011.

Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawntreader
The most Oirish and mythological of CS Lewis’ Christian propaganda Narnia fables gets all up in our middle class faces with the help of 3D. What jolly fun we will have we’ll have with those Pevensie children. Then again maybe they will drown … in 3D.
Out 10 Dec.

Drive Angry (3D)
Just what we need, Nic Cage as a vigilante dad in 3D.
Out 11 Feb 2011.

Yogi Bear (3D)
‘What’s up Boo Boo?’ ‘Well Yogi, now that we’re three dimensional everyone sees me coming when I try and steal their picnics.’ Bad news for Jellystone Park.
Out 11 Feb 2011.

Smurfs (3D)
Our blue woodland friends take the pledge. Like Avatar for Belgian libertarian freemasons.
Out Wed 3 Aug.

Men in Black 3 (3D)
Please let those aliens kill us all.
Out Wed 23 May 2011.