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Paisley Town Hall

This 19th century listed building hosts weddings, conferences, meetings, dinners and more. The main Victorian hall is ideal for large dinners and wedding receptions, seating up to 300. For conferences it can accommodate up to 384 guests. The Loggia is ideal for a small civil or religious ceremony, with it's impressive balcony overlooking Paisley Abbey. There is no car parking available at the Town Hall but there is a range of parking nearby.

What's On @ Paisley Town Hall

John Bishop: Back At It

John Bishop: Back At It

21 Sept 2025 - 8 Nov 2025

After years spent TV presenting, stage acting, podcast hosting, dog walking and decorating the spare room, John is getting back to the thing he loves most; standing on stage and making people laugh. John has achieved huge success with a number of his own comedy, entertainment and documentary shows including- John Bishop’s Australia (BBC1), John Bishop’s Britain (BBC1), John Bishop’s Only Joking (Sky1), The John Bishop Show (BBC1), The John Bishop Christmas Show (BBC1) and John Bishop’s Gorilla Adventure (ITV1). More recently John Bishop’s Ireland for ITV1 and four mammoth series of the critically acclaimed John Bishop: In Conversation With… which saw him chatting, one to one with some of the World’s biggest household names.
80s Mania

80s Mania

18 Jul 2025 - 28 Feb 2026

Europe’s Official 1980’s Multi-Tribute Concert featuring 28 chart topping pop icons authentically recreated with a live band and awesome dancers. Performing over 35 chart topping smash-hits live in concert, with tributes to Duran Duran, The Human League, Kim Wilde, Culture Club, Madonna, Wham!, Nena, Toni Basil, Frankie Goes to Hollywood, Bananarama, Dead or Alive, Madness and many many more! As ex-Radio1 and Top of the Pops presenter Mike Read enthusiastically described it, “It’s like Top of the Pops meets Live Aid with the sexy dance troupe Legs ‘n’ Co.” So it’s time to dig out your 80’s fashions and party!
Buddy Holly & The Cricketers

Buddy Holly & The Cricketers

28 Jun 2025 - 22 Feb 2026

All Holly’s hits and classics from his rock ’n’ roll pals are played live on stage by these five amazing young actor-musicians, who always delight crowds with their fabulous show. Featuring raw rock ’n’ roll, beautifully haunting ballads, energetic performances – and some genuinely hilarious moments – there is no live event that delivers a better Buddy experience. Audiences of all ages all over the globe have found it impossible to stay in their seats. From Dundee to Dubai, Swansea to Sweden, Taunton to Thailand and all across the USA, thousands of fans have shown their appreciation with standing ovations and shouts for “more!” So, whether you’re young in years or young at heart, this night with Buddy and the boys really is guaranteed to have everyone singing along to the music and dancing in the aisles. Whatever the season, whatever the excuse to party, Everyday is a Holly Day with Buddy Holly and The Cricketers!
From No Parlez to The Secret Of Association - An Intimate Evening With Paul Young
Paul Young broke into the big time 40 years ago when No Parlez went to number one and spawned iconic hits like Wherever I Lay My Hat (That’s My Home). More success followed with the number one album The Secret Of Association and the worldwide hit Everytime You Go Away, not forgetting an appearance at Live Aid and more. Paul sustained that success – while having fun in his tex-mex band, Los Pacaminos. Now, he’s looking back during these intimate shows, that combine conversation and acoustic versions of songs. Paul’s meeting fans, singing songs, and telling stories about his incredible career. It’s time to revel in the classic hits and learn the stories behind them in this intimate show. Ticket Prices: Standard Tickets £30 Meet & Greet VIP Tickets £85 (Pre-show Meet & Greet, Goody Bag & Best seats in the Balcony) VIP Tickets £50 (Best Front Stalls seats) Please note, wheelchair accessible spaces are not available to book online. Please email or call the box office to book a wheelchair accessible space or for any other access  requests/advice:  [email protected]  Tel: 0300 300 1210 _THE GALLERY AREA IS NOT SUITABLE FOR ANYONE WITH LIMITED MOBILITY - PLEASE CALL FOR ADVICE_
Showaddywaddy

Showaddywaddy

4 May 2025 - 7 Feb 2026

The Greatest Rock & Roll Band In The World’ is a bold statement but Showaddywaddy has lived up to that title for the last 4 decades!
Iain Stirling: Relevant

Iain Stirling: Relevant

14 Oct 2025 - 15 Oct 2025

The BAFTA-winning comedian, ‘national sensation’ (Evening Standard) and ‘extremely funny’ (Daily Telegraph) Iain Stirling, is bringing his intuitive razor-sharp humour back on tour with a brand new stand-up show for 2024. As the iconic voice of Love Island, star and writer of sitcom Buffering on ITV, and with his own stand-up special, Failing Upwards, on Prime Video, Iain hits the road once more with a brand new hour (of jokes) in his biggest tour to date! (It’s called RELEVANT if you’re interested). Touring the UK and Ireland in 2024. (May contain strong language and adult material; suitable for 16+.)
Ready Steady 60's Show

Ready Steady 60's Show

2 May 2025 - 3 Oct 2026

From the former members of Pilot,Hotel California,Albert Hammond Band,Blues n Trouble . their new touring show. Britains No. 1 tribute show brings alive the magic of the sixties, with their tribute to The Mod 60s and British Beat Boom songs of that era. The show encompasses a kicking live band with stunning vocals plus video screen flashbacks from television history, including: TV programmes, adverts and footage from the original bands. Ready Steady 60s Show presents a showcase of the great bands of this unforgettable time. The fantastic music of The Small Faces, The Kinks, Beatles, The Animals, The Hollies, The Who, Dave Clark Five, Spencer Davis Group..... to name but a few all recreated in this fabulous live show. Join us for a night of sixties nostalgia!
Oh What A Night

Oh What A Night

17 May 2025 - 9 May 2026

Oh What a Night! takes you back in time on a musical journey through the incredible career of Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons. Valli’s unmistakable voice dominated the airwaves for more than two decades with classics such as Sherry, Let’s Hang On, Big Girls Don’t Cry, Can’t Take My Eyes Off You, My Eyes Adored You, December 63 (Oh What A Night), Bye Bye Baby, Who Loves You and many, many more. Selling over 100 million records worldwide, Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons secured their place in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame in 1990. Oh What a Night! combines infectious personalities, amazing vocals, slick harmonies and even slicker dance moves to deliver a show full of energy and nostalgia which always leaves audiences wanting more. Don’t miss the ultimate celebration of one of the world’s greatest Rock & Roll bands!
American Four Tops - Sweet Soul Music and Motown Magic
Direct from the US, Soul Satisfaction’s American Four Tops Motown Show has been travelling internationally bringing all the sweet soul music and the Motown magic to their audiences. With powerful vocals, splendid harmonies and the high stepping dance routines, you will be taken on a journey through all the hits of The Four Tops including: Reach Out, Baby I Need Your Loving, Walk Away Renee, Same Old Song, Loco in Acapulco, Standing In the Shadow and Bernadette, along with other classic hits from the golden era including songs from The Temptations, Smokey Robinson and The Miracles, Marvin Gaye, Ben E King and many more Motown and Soul legends. Backed by the Soul Unlimited band this is an exciting live concert experience guaranteed to have you will be dancing all night long. Soul Satisfaction guaranteed!
ABBA Mania

ABBA Mania

9 May 2025 - 29 Nov 2025

It is 40 years since ABBA won Eurovision and now it’s your chance to thank ABBA for the music! ABBA Mania is now accepted as the world’s number one touring ABBA tribute production. Featuring a special concert presentation, which celebrates the music of ABBA in a respectful and enjoyable way, reviving special memories of when ABBA ruled the airwaves. ABBA Mania brings ABBA fans old and new a night not to be missed. If you’re looking for an excuse to party, reminisce or simply be entertained by the best music ever, then ABBA Mania is for you! So dig out those platforms, dust down those flares, join in and enjoy all of your favourites including: Mamma Mia, Voulez Vous, Dancing Queen, Winner Takes It All, Super Trouper and many more.
A Country Night in Nashville

A Country Night in Nashville

2 May 2025 - 21 May 2026

A Country Night In Nashville recreates the scene of a buzzing Honky Tonk in downtown Nashville, perfectly capturing the energy and atmosphere of an evening in the home of country music. Prepare to be transported on a musical journey through the history of Country, featuring songs from its biggest stars both past and present. Hits from Johnny Cash to Alan Jackson, Dolly to the Dixie Chicks, Willie Nelson to Little Big Town, are showcased by the amazing Dominic Halpin and the Hurricanes. With songs including Ring Of Fire, Crazy, Follow Your Arrow, It’s Five O’Clock Somewhere, Need You Now, 9-5, and The Gambler to name just a few, this incredible celebration of country music is a night not to be missed.
Gary Meikle

Gary Meikle

9 May 2025 - 28 Nov 2025

On 23rd January 2024 I was diagnosed as being neurodivergent which was kind of a surprise to me, funny enough, not to anyone that knows me. Although surprising this pretty much answered my full life and why I am the way I am. So come join me in a show where I’ll give you a 1st hand insight from my delusional eyes to what goes on in my ever expanding mind with stories of how I’ve manage to survive through a life of total confusement to how and why I now prefer to be alone, mostly!
The Ultimate Irish Hooley

The Ultimate Irish Hooley

26 Jul 2025 - 26 Jul 2025

Join Irelands No.1 Folk n Roll band Keltic Storm and an all-star cast of award winning musicians and singers for “The Ultimate Irish Hooley” direct from the Emerald Isle performing iconic Irish songs and party anthems from legendary acts like The Pogues, The Dubliners, Christy Moore, The Saw Doctors, Thin Lizzy, Luke Kelly, Van Morrison, The Fureys, The Tumbling Paddies, Celtic Thunder, The Hoslips and many more coupled with hilarious comedy sketches and a surreal surprise guest appearance from Donegal’s favourite son coupled with pulsating reels and jigs from our fiddling maestro in this must see musical extravaganza that will take you all the way hand clapping and foot stomping to Ireland and back in one night for this must see night out! Prepare to be entertained! “High Energy, Folk n Roll at its best” ★★★★★ “A night of rip-roaring singalong anthems and ballads topped off with hilarious comedy you won’t want to miss” ★★★★★ ACCESS:  Ground Floor Stalls - Row A - G - Level Access row H - S Raised seating bank Ist Floor Balcony -  Lift and stairs access to this level - stepped seating 2nd Floor Gallery - No lift access, steep steps - Not suitable for those with limited mobility. Please note, wheelchair accessible spaces are not available to book online. Please email or call the box office to book a wheelchair accessible space or for any other access  requests/advice:  [email protected]  Tel: 0300 300 1210
Mhairi Black: Politics Isn’t For Me
Former MP Mhairi Black embraces her trademark dark sense of humour to reflect on her time in Westminster, providing a first-hand, ruthlessly honest look at 21st century politics. Mhairi became the youngest person ever elected to the House of Commons at the age of 20 and went on to make waves both in the SNP and on the wider political scene. Following on from a sold out run at Edinburgh Festival Fringe, Politics Isn’t For Me promises a behind the scenes look from someone who spent almost a decade at the heartbeat of UK politics.
Rocket Man

Rocket Man

18 May 2025 - 4 Sept 2025

Pack your bags, strap yourself in, zero hour 7.30pm, for a night like no other as we celebrate Sir Elton John! The Rocket Man is the world’s favourite celebration to a musical icon, playing to audiences all around the world and we are delighted to announce our UK tour for 2025. So, catch a star if you can, and wish for something special as we ask you, are you ready for love? No one else recreates the flamboyant megastar with as much vigour and brilliance. Join us as The Rocket Man and our amazing live band take you down the Yellow Brick Road with two hours of glorious Elton hits, including, Saturday Night’s Alright, Crocodile Rock, I Guess That’s Why They Call it the Blues, Daniel, I’m Still Standing, Philadelphia Freedom, Your Song and many, many more. With dazzling costumes, stunning vocals and sensational piano solos, we take you on a journey through Elton’s life and career, the highs and the lows with many a laugh brought to life, live onstage. This show has it all! So, if it gets to seven o’clock and you wanna rock, book your tickets now! The Rocket Man–a magical night in tribute to Sir Elton John UK Tour Tickets on sale now. Don’t miss out! Please note, wheelchair accessible spaces are not available to book online. Please email or call the box office to book a wheelchair accessible space or for any other access requests/advice please contact us.
Live at the Town Hall: Ed Byrne & Friends
Get ready for a night of unstoppable laughter as some of the best names in comedy are coming to Paisley for one unforgettable evening! Starring: Ed Byrne – The legendary Irish comedian known for his quick wit and hilarious take on life. Jay Lafferty – A sharp and effortlessly funny comedian who knows how to keep the crowd in stitches. Raymond Mearns – A stand-up powerhouse with an electrifying stage presence and endless laughs. Ray Bradshaw – Multi-award-winning and one of the funniest storytellers on the circuit today. Whether you’re a comedy connoisseur or just looking for a fun night out, this is your chance to see four incredible comedians, all in one show, at the magnificent Paisley Town Hall.  Join us for Paisley’s biggest comedy night – an evening of unforgettable humor, big laughs, and good vibes. We’ll see you there!" Please note this is a mixed bill comedy night featuring supporting sets of 20 minutes and an extended 30 minute headline set from Ed Byrne AGE 16+ ACCESS:  Ground Floor Stalls - Row A - G - Level Access row H - S Raised seating bank Ist Floor Balcony -  Lift and stairs access to this level - stepped seating 2nd Floor Gallery - No lift access, steep steps - Not suitable for those with limited mobility. Please note, wheelchair accessible spaces are not available to book online. Please email or call the box office to book a wheelchair accessible space or for any other access requests/advice. 
The Ultimate Eagles

The Ultimate Eagles

12 Sept 2025 - 3 Oct 2026

The Ultimate Eagles are universally recognised as the most authentic tribute to The Eagles music and recreate the sublime harmonies and legendary guitar solos of hits such as Hotel California, Life in the Fast Lane and Take it Easy like no others. This show takesyou on a journey back to sunny California at the height of its golden era during the 1970s. Having performed to over 1,000,000 people worldwide, The Ultimate Eagles features a cast of internationally acclaimed musicians whove played alongside bands such as Queen, Paul Young, Roger Daltrey, Lulu, Van Morrison, Cliff Richard, John Legend and Thunder.
Karen Dunbar

Karen Dunbar

2 May 2025 - 29 Nov 2025

Join us for a magical evening with Karen Dunbar. Spend an unforgettable evening in her company as she share stories, jokes and insights from her incredible career. Don’t miss out on this amazing opportunity to see Karen live – book your tickets now!
Totally Tina!

Totally Tina!

29 May 2025 - 27 Feb 2026

Shake a tail feather with the UK’s supreme Tina – Justine Riddoch – and her talented cast. This breathtaking recreation of a live Tina Turner concert celebrates the golden anniversary of Proud Mary. Tina’s take of the song established a reputation for fearsome live performances – and those never-ending legs! Hits River Deep - Mountain High, Nutbush City Limits, We Don’t Need Another Hero, Simply the Best, What’s Love Got to Do With It, I Don’t Wanna Lose You and When the Heartache is Over propelled Tina stardom. Supported by dancing girls in sequins, feathers and diamonds, Justine recreates Tina’s famed live performances. The supreme Tina (National Tribute Awards), she’s got the looks, the moves and the voice. Join us for a truly authentic, fun-packed musical spectacular!
The Magic of the Bee Gees

The Magic of the Bee Gees

25 Sept 2025 - 25 Sept 2025

Direct from London’s West End. . .  Whether you’re a brother or whether you’re a mother, when the feeling's gone and you can't go on, it’s time to put on your dancing shoes, for the night out of the year you have been waiting for, as we celebrate the songs of music royalty, the Bee Gees. Complete with stunning light and video show, prepare to experience the distinct sound of one the greatest bands to have ever graced the stage in this unforgettable concert spectacular. Immerse yourself in the brothers’ music through the Sixties, Seventies, and Eighties – including hits they wrote for artists such as Celine Dion, Diana Ross, and Dolly Parton. Join us for this breath-taking concert spectacular, taking you on a musical journey through all your favourite songs, including Night Fever, Stayin’ Alive, More Than a Woman, You Should Be Dancing, How Deep is Your Love and many more! This fabulously authentic production ensures the Gibb brothers’ incredible legacy of classic hit songs is well and truly stayin’ alive! Touring the nation, tickets on sale now!  ACCESS:  Ground Floor Stalls - Row A - G - Level Access row H - S Raised seating bank Ist Floor Balcony -  Lift and stairs access to this level - stepped seating 2nd Floor Gallery - No lift access, steep steps - Not suitable for those with limited mobility. Please note, wheelchair accessible spaces are not available to book online. Please email or call the box office to book a wheelchair accessible space or for any other access  requests/advice:  [email protected]  Tel: 0300 300 1210
A Night to Remember: Motown Show

A Night to Remember: Motown Show

6 Jun 2025 - 20 Nov 2026

A Night to Remember: Motown Show takes you back in time to 1960s Detroit. Be prepared for a high-energy show, packed with the greatest Motown hits of all time. Starring The Voice UK finalist Bizzi Dixon and backed by the soulful vocal dynamics of the Motown Divas, this musical celebration is sure to have you singing along and dancing in the aisles and in the streets.
Legend - The Music Of Bob Marley

Legend - The Music Of Bob Marley

15 May 2025 - 11 Jun 2026

Legend – The Music of Bob Marley Direct from the West End - Reggae for the World When you think reggae, there is only one name that comes to mind. Legend - the music of Bob Marley is an unforgettable evening celebrating this musical icon in one fantastic stage show. Combining his superb, distinctive vocals with flawless musicianship, a supremely talented cast recreate the timeless hits Could You Be Loved, Is This Love, One Love, No Woman No Cry, Three Little Birds, Jammin’, Buffalo Soldier, Stir It Up, Get Up Stand Up, Exodus, Waiting in Vain, Satisfy My Soul, Iron Lion Zion, I Shot the Sheriff and many more reggae classics. This is a tribute show and is no way affiliated with any original artists/estates/management companies or similar shows.
When We Were Young
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When We Were Young

2 May 2025 - 23 Aug 2025

When We Were Young takes the audience back to 1990s Glasgow where gang culture was at its worst and takes them on a nostalgic and emotional rollercoaster, as they follow the lives of one of the many young teams who polluted the street corners of the city. This production is both a hilarious and eye-opening look back to 1990s Glasgow as well as a heart-breaking story of stolen youth. This show contains strong language, adult humour and blood and is recommend for audiences aged 16+. Utter class - DAILY RECORD A triumph , one not to be missed - GLASGOW THEATRE BLOG Comedy that rages fast and furiously in this drama that offers a great night out for audiences. - THE SCOTSMAN So well conceived and beautifully presented - LISA IN THE THEATRE
The Drifters

The Drifters

1 May 2025 - 13 Dec 2025

The Drifters are the longest running singing group in pop history still performing live, having enjoyed over 50 hits world wide. Performing all the hits ‘Saturday Night At the Movies’, ’You’re More Than a Number’, ’Come on Over to My Place’, ’Up On the Roof’, ‘Under the Board Walk’, ’Kissin in the Back Row’, ’Save the Last Dance for Me’, ’Down on the Beach’, ‘Stand By Me’, ’Like Sister and Brother’ and many many more. The Legendary group have been inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, performed for the President of The United States and are listed among the greatest artists of all time by Rolling Stone magazine. No other vocal group has achieved as much success artistically or commercially as The Drifters and they remain among the best selling acts of all time.
Up a Close

Up a Close

16 Aug 2025 - 8 Nov 2025

Following a 2024 Spring and Autumn sell out run across Scotland, including 2 sell out shows at The Pavilion Theatre in March 2025, The Kingsman Travelling Theatre Company is absolutely delighted to be returning to South Lanarkshire in 2025 with  Up A Close: Joanna's story.   Up A Close is the story of Joanna, looking back on her life in her Partick tenement flat, when her husband doesn't come home one night, she reminisces on her marriage, her children, the wonderful times she had growing up in the mid 70s with her mum, dad and her auntie Sandra. Her best friend Anne Marie, the nuns and dancing up the toon to the Bay City Rollers. The audience will laugh and cry and identify themselves in this brilliantly written and acted play of tough love and hope and laughter, full of nostalgia, poignancy and fun and Pure Glasgow banter.
Crown Ballet presents The Nutcracker
An Eternal Seasonal Favourite After last year’s acclaimed tour, Crown Ballet® is delighted to return to the UK to mesmerize audiences with their enchanting production of _The Nutcracker_. THE MAGIC OF CLASSICAL BALLET – PERFORMED LIVE ON STAGE A true masterpiece of Tchaikovsky’s repertoire, _The Nutcracker_ is a charming fairy tale that captures the spirit of the holiday season. Enter a magical world where a humble nutcracker may transform into a handsome prince, and dreams come to life in a whirlwind of wonder. Based on E.T.A. Hoffmann’s _The Nutcracker and the Mouse King_, the story follows young Marie, a melancholy girl who receives a Nutcracker doll as a Christmas gift from her godfather, Drosselmeier. Through her vivid imagination, the Nutcracker transforms into a prince, setting the stage for a magical adventure filled with bravery, beauty, and the joy of Christmas. A TIMELESS HOLIDAY TRADITION This beloved seasonal classic is the perfect introduction to the magic of classical ballet for audiences of all ages. With its dazzling choreography, Tchaikovsky’s unforgettable score, and a story brimming with holiday cheer, _The Nutcracker_ promises an unforgettable experience for the whole family. A GLITTERING TREAT THAT WILL LEAVE MEMORIES TO CHERISH FOR YEARS TO COME! For more information, please visit: www.crown-ballet.co.uk [http://www.crown-ballet.co.uk] ACCESS:  Ground Floor Stalls - Row A - G - Level Access row H - S Raised seating bank Ist Floor Balcony -  Lift and stairs access to this level - stepped seating 2nd Floor Gallery - No lift access, steep steps - Not suitable for those with limited mobility. Please note, wheelchair accessible spaces are not available to book online. Please email or call the box office to book a wheelchair accessible space or for any other access  requests/advice:  [email protected]  Tel: 0300 300 1210 __

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