Jack And His Thumping Great Stalk
6 Dec 2025 - 6 Dec 2025
Imagine Jack and the beanstalk on acid and you will get the idea of what our show's like.
Jack and his mother are so poor they can't even pay for their heating and especially since the evil prime minister took their heating allowance away. Jacks mother may have to become a prostitute if their fortunes don't change, mind you, she may have to offer a lot of refunds !
Can Jack and his mother evade their wicked landlord? Can Jack survive his encounter with the giant and can Jack stop wondering how big the giant's manhood is? - Can you?
With lots of fun and naughtyness produced in our unique way.
We have lots of audience interaction - we have live sound effects and we have costumes, well it is November and cold.
Set in a radio studio of the 1930s, we recreate the vintage radio show pantomine of the time, but just for adults .
All the fun of the pantomine but with extra features, but definitely we advise over 18s only and probably leave the vicar at home !
Welcome to the mad world of the vintage radio mayhem production - live on stage. Up close theatre are infamous for their fringe shows that have people laughing out loud, making people feel guilty for laughing as our humour is adult and not exactly politically correct !!
We say that if you are easily offened then this show is not for you, but if you like some naughty and cheeky humour and some adult language then you're in for a treat.