Chorley Little Theatre

The theatre originally opened as Chorley's first electric cinema, back in 1910. However, since 1960, the venue has been owned and operated by am dram society CADOS, who present at least six productions per season. As well as shows by CADOS and the award-winning Chorley Youth Theatre, Chorley Little Theatre has been host to comedy, theatre and musicals over the years. The theatre seats 236 and boasts a state-of-the-art sound system. There's also the Empire Bar inhouse to quench pre-show thirst.

What's On @ Chorley Little Theatre

The Houghton Weavers

13 Sept 2025 - 28 Feb 2026

The Houghton Weavers have been entertaining folk for over 40 years with their unique blend of popular folk music, humour and audience participation. In their time together, the group - comprising Tony Berry, David Littler and Steve Millington - have performed thousands of concerts, recorded over 30 albums, starred in several of their own highly successful BBC radio and TV series, and made countless appearances on other programmes. The Houghton Weavers guarantee a wonderful evening of entertainment suitable for all the family. Their experience in the business together with their style and professionalism ensures that, as their motto says, they always ‘Keep Folk Smiling’.

Manford's Comedy Club

11 Jul 2025 - 12 Dec 2025

A message from Jason Manford. Hello there, Jason here, thanks for stopping by. I've been wondering for while now, why is local stand up comedy not high up on the list of what people think about doing when looking for a great night out. So where do we go? The local pub for a few drinks? Cinema? Maybe a meal with a loved one or a cheeky midweek quiz with some mates. Some people still go out clubbing at one of those city centre discotheques! (shudders). Even ten-pin bowling is considered higher up than comedy! How can that be? How can throwing a massive rock at ten wooden things be more fun than sitting in a dark room with your friends or partner, drink in hand, watching someone funny tell jokes that make you all laugh from your belly for hours and hours and give you something to talk about all the next day? Well let me tell you this: There is a circuit of brilliant comics in this country who thrive in the live arena and want to make you laugh on a regular basis, so I'm going to tell you who they are. My plan is this: I'm going to carefully select some of my favourite comedians from the circuit and send them to a town near you. Simple! Keep on laughing folks, and remember, there's nothing like live!

Carl Hutchinson

29 Aug 2025 - 20 Nov 2025

He's supported fellow Geordie Chris Ramsay in the past and now Carl presents his own show about his (self-confessed) stubborn nature.

Alfie Moore: A Face for Radio

11 Jul 2025 - 4 Oct 2025

Somewhere in a parallel universe little Alfie’s natural comedic performance skills were recognised by his doting parents who encouraged and developed his blossoming talent. After several years as a stage school brat Alfie’s angelic face was launched on stage and screen and the rest is history. Meanwhile, in this universe Alfie Moore was told to stop messing about in class before being ‘encouraged’ into the grinding, grimy world of an apprenticeship in the Sheffield steelworks. When recession hit he traded steel for copper by joining Humberside Police. In his 40s the two universes collided when Alfie made a bid for showbiz success – but unfortunately 30 years of shift-work and being punched in the face quite a lot, had left him with ‘a face for radio’. A face not so much ‘lived in’ as inhabited by a settlement of squatters with little regard to property maintenance and repair. This is the true story of ‘Fair Cop’ Alfie’s big plan to transition from the BBC radio waves to TV star. Could it be done? Or had Father Time decided that his time had passed?

Clinton Baptiste

24 Aug 2025 - 7 Jun 2026

Clinton Baptiste is the useless clairvoyant medium psychic from Peter Kay's smash hit comedy Phoenix Nights. Fresh from another sell-out UK tour, he's back to deliver the best of his recent work, plus some new bits. Join Clinton for his stories, jokes plus demonstrations of his amazing ability - and as always he'll be in the audience to give you truthful (but startling) readings from the spirit world! Not for the faint hearted.

Mark Watson: Search

30 Jul 2025 - 7 Nov 2026

20 years in stand-up for the Taskmaster cheeky texts icon, multi-award winner, YouTube cult figure, Radio 4 favourite and recently ‘Baby Reindeer’ actor: Watson returns after seasons at the Adelaide, Melbourne, Sydney and Edinburgh comedy festivals. A recent encounter with a stranger caused Mark to spend some time pondering the uncertain future facing humanity. He explores this – along with equally pressing matters like the worst word he has ever said in public, the current state of the UK sausage industry, and much more – in a typically frantic and fun-packed new show.

Ed Byrne: Tragedy Plus Time

29 Oct 2025 - 29 Oct 2025

TV favourite Ed Byrne tours his Best Reviewed Show at the Edinburgh Festival, British Comedy Guide's No 1 Comedy show, and his most personal show to date. From the quote attributed to Mark Twain, humour is defined as Tragedy Plus Time. Come and join one of our leading laugh specialists as he tests that formula by mining the most tragic event in his life for laughs. With his TV career now in its third decade, Ed has regularly appeared on the likes of QI, Mock The Week, Alan Davies As Yet Untitled, and Live At The Apollo. With legions of fans both in the UK and abroad, Ed remains the observational stand-up to see.

Count Arthur Strong is Charles Dickens in 'A Christmas Carol'

30 Oct 2025 - 14 Dec 2025

Count Arthur Strong is Charles Dickens in, 'A Christmas Carol' 2025 Watch as the beloved comedian takes on the role of the iconic Charles Dickens in this festive adaptation of the classic tale. With his signature wit and charm, be prepared to laugh and be moved by this fantastic show. Get your tickets now and make it a merry holiday season with Count Arthur Strong!

Russell Kane Live: Hyperactive!

19 Jul 2025 - 13 Dec 2025

Russell Kane’s bringing to town his gut-punch funny, searing, award-winning take on the years we’ve just gone through. Hailed as the The Guardian’s Number 1 comedy performance to come out of 2020 (The Guardian are miserable and usually hate everything) – this high-octane show brings nuclear-energy belly laughs and pant-wetting observations which prove laughter really is the best medicine (actually, it’s probably hospital medicine). Russell Kane has two chart-topping, award-bagging podcasts: Man Baggage and BBC Radio 4’s Evil Genius. He is a regular on Channel 4, BBC, and ITV: all the usual shows you see funny people on. He’s also a writer, actor, and presenter. He drinks lots of coffee and is ‘like that in real life’. He was the first ever comedian to bag the two most prestigious comedy awards on earth in the same year, for the same show: The Dave’s Edinburgh Comedy Awards (formerly The Perrier), and The Melbourne International Comedy Festival Award, (formerly known as the Barry Award). He’s also a raving bighead that likes listing his achievements.

George Lewis: The Best Thing You'll Ever Do

24 Jul 2025 - 16 Nov 2025

Described as the funniest dad on Instagram, stand-up comedian George has racked up hundreds of millions of views for his hilarious online sketches about the big things in life, like owning an air fryer, watching a David Beckham documentary, and the excruciating experience of trying to do a jigsaw with your kid. Now he's bringing his brand-new stand-up show to the stage. It wont just be about parenting though, because he has done loads this year. He's bought a new hoover, watched some more stuff on Netflix loads.

Fun! With Barbara Nice

20 Sept 2025 - 30 Oct 2025

5-star award-winning entertainment from the tip-top Queen of Comedy. Join ordinary housewife extraordinaire Barbara Nice for a laugh-out-loud joyful get-together as we reconnect with what makes life worth living. Barbara says In these dark days, we need to find fun whenever we piggin' can. Expect Barbara's unique comic insights into the current state of play on how we are all getting on. This smashin' show is suitable for anyone aged from fourteen to four score & ten, guaranteed to lift the spirits and put a spring in your step. Edinburgh Festival regular and comedy circuit headliner Barbara Nice brings out the hidden joy in all of us.

The Totally Improvised Musical

30 Aug 2025 - 11 Oct 2025

Book now for The Totally Improvised Musical, for an evening of unscripted and unmissable songs and laughter. Every night is opening night as this team of top improvisers compose a brand new musical from your suggestions – hitting all the right notes in any order they like. That's right, every show is completely made up, inspired by your title suggestions. Previous shows have featured such weird and wonderful misadventures as a prison break where no one wanted to escape, a battle between hobbits and greedy land developers, and a heart warming tale of tube drivers who dream of being west-end stars! Don't miss out and book today! If you like musicals and if you like comedy then you'll love this new show from the team behind ComedySportz.

Justin Moorhouse: The Greatest Performance of My Life

11 Jul 2025 - 2 May 2026

The story covers subjects ranging from pantomimes to dreams, how to behave in hospitals, small talk, realising his Mum is a northern version of Columbo, and how being a smart-mouthed kid saved him from a life of continually being beaten up. Above all else, it’s the Justin you have to come to expect. It’s funny and interesting, and perhaps there’s a little bit that warms the soul, too.

Beatles Complete

11 Jul 2025 - 13 Jun 2026

Beatles Complete present a night of Beatlemania packed with massive hits from the most influential band of all time. This Liverpool based ‘beat combo’ are the youngest ever Beatles band to gain a residency at the Cavern Club in Liverpool where they still perform every Thursday and Saturday, packing the club out and creating a unique Beatles vibe. All four members are accomplished multi-instrumentalists allowing them to span right across The Beatles’ recording history, from Please Please Me right through to Let It Be. Having performed at International Beatle Week for the last 3 years running, the lads have been invited to return again for 2024 and are also taking their extended show to theatres across the UK. The band has also appeared on the BBC and on TV in Japan and The Netherlands. This is a night not to be missed for all Beatles fans performed by a band who are quickly making a name for themselves due to their musical prowess, boundless energy and easy Liverpool wit. The Beatles were a phenomena in musical history, Beatles Complete remind you why.

The Swing Commanders

1 Nov 2025 - 1 Nov 2025

Following highly successful tours in Texas, France, Holland, Belgium and Spain over the past few years, radio, television and recording artists, The Swing Commanders, return to the Little Theatre for another fabulous visit. This hugely talented, high-energy Lancashire band has wowed listeners and dancers alike through its unique presentation of some of the finest music from the 30s, 40s and 50s, with its array of six specialist musicians, five solo voices and as for instruments well we will leave you to count for yourself! Here is an opportunity to see why sold out notices and standing ovations are regular features of performances by these international artistes, who have established a reputation as Europe's top Western Swing band in theatres, festivals and dance halls. So, let them take you back in time for a special evening of Swing classics with a champagne sparkle. They really are the cats with the cream of Forties classics, so just sit back and sample the sweet Swing sensation that is - The Swing Commanders!

Matt Forde

14 Jul 2025 - 1 Jun 2026

Host of hit political podcast The Political Party Matt Forde (Spitting Image, Have I Got News For You, The British Scandal, The Last Leg, The Royal Variety Performance) explores the dark comedy horror that is British politics, ahead of the next election. Plus silly voices.

Andrew Bird

18 Jul 2025 - 19 Jul 2025

After his TV appearance on "The Russell Howard Hour" Andrew supported Russell Howard on his massive national tour including six straight shows at The London Palladium. He has also recently supported Troy Hawke and at The UK Comedy Awards was voted “Comic’s Comic - Best Act”. When asking his 9-year-old son if he is ticklish, he replied “only my mind”. Which is a great way to describe a sense of humour. And lord knows we all need a good tickle in the mind now and then so join Andrew as he finds the funny from “Sports washing” to Spa hotels. Having previously supported Russell at Bristol's Ashton Gate Football stadium he’s also supported Rhod Gilbert, Rob Brydon, America’s Brian Regan and Michelle Wolfe on their only London shows and Michael McIntyre on an entire arena tour including Wembley and the O2. He’s written for the TV shows Jon Richardson’s Ultimate Worrier and 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown.

Snow White - The 2025 CADOS Christmas Pantomime

12 Dec 2025 - 20 Dec 2025

Snow White The CADOS Family Pantomime Written & Directed by Jade Hiatt The classic story of Snow White, told in a brand-new production packed full of jokes, songs, slapstick and fairytale adventure. A peace throughout the magical Kingdom of Everwood is shattered when the good King dies and his land is inherited by a beautiful but evil Queen who uses her spellbinding powers to terrorise the residents. When the old Kings daughter, Snow White, comes of age the Queen sees her as a challenge and so she is banished to the woods... Deep in the forest she meets new friends who will help her reclaim her birthright, defeat evil, and bring happiness back to the Kingdom... CADOS present a traditional Pantomime for the whole family. Book early to avoid disappointment.

Tom Houghton: Deep

4 Sept 2025 - 19 Apr 2026

After an incredible sold-out debut run, the man who asked us “do you ski?” is leaving his home in the Tower of London (for good). Catch him as he departs on a second triumphant tour across our nation armed with even more outrageous takes, unbelievable tales, and biblical chat to leave you bowled over with laughter. Having amassed a loyal fan base of over a quarter of a million followers the multi-viral, social media sensation is delving even deeper into his ludicrous life as he tries to smarten up the not so honourable aspects of himself. Take a look at the pitfalls of online celebrity, the perils of post-palace living and find out that, in an age where everyone is so obsessed with the veneer of virtual contentment, maybe it takes crashing back down to reality to discover where happiness truly lies. As seen on Comedy Central and tour support for Milton Jones.

National Theatre Live: The Importance of Being Earnest

14 Jul 2025 - 6 Mar 2026

Three-time Olivier Award-winner Sharon D Clarke is joined by Ncuti Gatwa ( Doctor Who; Sex Education ) in this joyful reimagining of Oscar Wilde’s most celebrated comedy. While assuming the role of a dutiful guardian in the country, Jack lets loose in town under a false identity. Meanwhile, his friend Algy adopts a similar facade. Hoping to impress two eligible ladies, the gentlemen find themselves caught in a web of lies they must carefully navigate. Max Webster ( Life of Pi ) directs this hilarious story of identity, impersonation and romance, filmed live from the National Theatre in London.

Scott Bennett: Stuff

13 Jul 2025 - 20 Jun 2026

Recently described by the Evening Standard as "Live Comedy's best kept secret" Scott Bennett has been blazing a trail through the stand-up circuit for the best part of a decade. He's written for many high profile acts such as Chris Ramsey and Jason Manford, and recently recorded his debut on BBC Two's Live at the Apollo. In massive demand as a comedy writer and with regular appearances on BBC Radio 4's The News Quiz and The Now Show, Scott is an act on the verge of breaking through into the big time.

Stephen Bailey: Tart

20 Sept 2025 - 28 Nov 2025

Stephen has appeared on every light entertainment show, come second on every celebrity quiz show, and will gossip about everything from his funeral plans to his unrequited love for Ben Shephard in his new show. (And if he needs to pad it out, he will read you secrets direct from the girlies WhatsApp group chat.) Brassy, sassy and always classy – the perfect ingredients to make a proper Tart.

MacBeth: David Tennant & Cush Jumbo

10 Jul 2025 - 13 Jul 2025

David Tennant (Doctor Who, Broadchurch) and Cush Jumbo (The Good Wife, Criminal Record) lead a stellar cast in an enthralling new production of Shakespeare’s MACBETH, filmed live at the Donmar Warehouse in London, especially for the big screen. Unsettling intimacy and brutal action combine at breakneck speed as Max Webster (Life of Pi, Henry V) directs this tragic tale of love, murder, and nature’s power of renewal. With staging full of wolfish imagination and alarming surprise, the immersive 5.1 cinema surround sound places the audience inside the minds of the Macbeths, asking are we ever really responsible for our actions?

Mark Steel - The Leopard in my House

10 Sept 2025 - 29 Nov 2025

The Leopard in My House is proof that this leftie, working-class, Radio 4 favourite truly deserves his place in the UK comedy pantheon. Join multi award-winning, BAFTA-nominated writer and comedian Mark Steel for his new tour ‘The Leopard in My House’. The topic? His battle with throat cancer. A battle he is winning (thankfully) and which only his rapier wit could fashion a comedy tour show out of. Cancer has done nothing to dull Mark’s acute political observations or quash his “frankly bonkers” energy: you will laugh, you will cry, but you’ll laugh again, and again, and again. Mark Steel is best known for his critically-acclaimed BBC Radio 4 show Mark Steel’s in Town (now in its 13th series), as well as his hit podcast What The F★★★ Is Going On…?. He has presented the BAFTA-nominated Mark Steel Lectures for BBC Two, and is a regular on BBC One’s Have I Got News for You and BBC Radio 4’s The News Quiz. He has also written several acclaimed books, including an adaptation of his critically acclaimed stand-up show Who Do I Think I Am? for Audible.

The Importance of Being Earnest [A CADOS Production]

1 Sept 2025 - 6 Sept 2025

LOOT A CADOS Production Written by Oscar Wilde Directed by Robert Walsh Considered by many to be the greatest English-language comedy play of all time, Oscar Wildes play about love, identity and social conventions has been very popular since the day it was written 130 years ago The play tells the story of two young gentlemen in London who each lead a double-life. John Worthing escapes his burdens of responsibility to lead an exciting carefree life in the city as his fictitious younger brother Earnest. Meanwhile Algernon has invented an invalid, Bunbury, whom he uses as an excuse to escape to the country. When John falls in love with Algernons cousin, things get complicated and the duo are in for more than they ever anticipated when they encounter the formidable Lady Bracknell and their whole worlds could fall apart.

The Knicker Spy [A CADOS Production]

13 Oct 2025 - 18 Oct 2025

THE KNICKER SPY A CADOS Production Written and Directed by Mark Jones The fascinating true story of an opera singer from Wigan who charmed Adolf Hitler while helping Britain win World War II Margery Booth was born in 1906 and made her professional opera singing debut at Wigans Queens Hall in 1935. With a blooming career taking her all over the world she was living in Germany at the outbreak of the Second World War. Trusted by the Nazis, she was employed to entertain the prisoners of Stalag III, where she worked with British agents to smuggle documents out of the country in her underwear. This thrilling play is the untold story of a woman who could charm the world but was never entirely trusted either at home or abroad.

The Swing Commanders 2025

9 Nov 2025 - 9 Nov 2025

This hugely talented, high-energy Lancashire band has wowed listeners and dancers alike through its unique presentation of some of the finest music from the 30s, 40s and 50s, with its array of six specialist musicians, five solo voices and as for instruments... well we will leave you to count for yourself! Here is an opportunity to see why sold out notices and standing ovations are regular features of performances by these international artistes, who have established a reputation as Europe's top Western Swing band in theatres, festivals and dance halls. So, let them take you back in time for a special evening of Swing classics with a champagne sparkle. They really are the cats with the cream of Forties classics, so just sit back and sample the sweet Swing sensation that is - The Swing Commanders!

Neil Delamere

2 Aug 2025 - 21 Feb 2026

From the man who brought you his Liminal tour last year... (and Subliminal the year before - well, of course you don't remember!)... Here is the Post-liminal event! The usual mix of audience interaction, a couple of highlights from the Liminal tour, some random meanderings especially concocted for Portaferry and a little taste of what's to come in the 2023 Delamerium tour. This event is part of Portico's 2022 Comedy Arts Festival supported by Ards and North Down Borough Council and the Arts Council of Northern Ireland.

Ed Patrick: Catch Your Breath

30 Sept 2025 - 6 Nov 2025

NHS anaesthetist, comedian and author Ed Patrick injects the Edinburgh Fringe with a gut-punch show about becoming a junior doctor, the NHS, the pitfalls of modern medicine and the power of questioning it. There’s plenty of laughing gas to go round. 'Brilliantly funny’ (Matt Lucas). ‘Had the audience in fits of laughter’ (The Scotsman) 'Extremely funny' (Telegraph) 'Masterful, playfully provocative writing' (Chortle.co.uk). 'Packed with funny anecdotes' (Guardian). As seen on Channel 4 and heard on BBC Scotland, BBC Radio 2 and BBC Radio 4. Edpatrickcomedy.com

Knightmare Live

24 Oct 2025 - 24 Oct 2025

Knightmare Live 10th Anniversary Tour The hilarious, award winning show returns for its 10th anniversary (now in its 2nd year!) Based on the cult TV classic, Knightmare. Light the beacons! Rouse the villagers! Gather all your courage... for the smash hit comedy show of the cult 90s TV classic is back! Dare you face the perils of the dungeon? Bloodthirsty goblins, terrifying traps and worst of all some tricky word puzzles! Sidestep left into adventure as dungeon master Treguard opens the doors once more for the very special, 10th anniversary tour of the hilarious homage to the TV show that dared to say, what if we put children in a helmet and led them to their death? Starring Tom Bell ( The Mash Report ) and Paul Flannery ( Ghosts of Darkness ) "A Nostalgic Dream Come True" - TIMEOUT "Spellcasting A-W-E-S-O-M-E" - The Independent Den of Geek Metro Scotsman

National Theatre Live: Dr Strangelove

27 Jul 2025 - 27 Jul 2025

Seven-time BAFTA Award-winner Steve Coogan (Alan Partridge, The Trip) plays four roles in the world premiere stage adaptation of Stanley Kubrick’s comedy masterpiece Dr. Strangelove.   When a rogue U.S General triggers a nuclear attack, a surreal race takes place, seeing the Government and one eccentric scientist scramble to avert global destruction. This explosively funny satire is led by a world-renowned creative team including Emmy Award-winner Armando Iannucci (The Thick of It, Veep) and Olivier Award-winner Sean Foley (The Upstart Crow, The Play What I Wrote).

Hayley Ellis

14 Sept 2025 - 8 Nov 2025

Like all women who literally just celebrated their 35th birthday five years ago, Hayley Ellis is obsessed with true crime. Sure, it's not the most feminist of passions - but since when do we ever do what’s best for ourselves, however old we get? Join Hayley as she navigates middle age - and as everyone agrees, the middle of anything is always the most delicious part (excluding Donuts, Avocados or plane seats), the joys of remaining (mostly) happily unmarried and the truly horrific journey of later-in-life contraception Something for everyone.

Pete Firman

31 Jul 2025 - 2 May 2026

With over 4.5 million social media followers and countless TV appearances under his belt, Pete Firman is the UK's top comic magician. Join him for an evening of Tricks & Giggles , as Pete brings his trademark blend of magic and comedy from the small screen to stages around the UK with this brand-new show. Expect impossible feats, sleight of hand and big laughs from one of magic's most exciting performers! As seen on Amazon's Good Omens , ITV1's Tonight at the London Palladium and The Next Great Magician , BBC1's The John Bishop Show and The Sarah Millican Television Programme . He's probably also popped up on your social media feeds with his mind-boggling and regularly viral magic videos. Please note: Children under 11 years of age cannot be admitted. Please note that there is a theatre restoration levy of £1.50 per ticket. This levy applies to all transactions, whether made in person at our Box Office, by post or by phone, for all payment types. The Rondo opens half an hour before the start of each show. Please ensure that you arrive before the advertised start time, as it may not be possible to admit late-comers.

Lauren Pattison

5 Sept 2025 - 5 Sept 2025

Two-time Edinburgh Comedy Award nominee Lauren Pattison is back with a brand-new show. She's decided she wants to come back bigger, braver and maybe blonder... either way it's time to put her big girl pants on. As seen on Roast Battle (Comedy Central), Stand Up For Live Comedy (BBC One), Comedy Up Late (ABC) and as heard on the smash-hit Have A Word podcast.

The Magic of Terry Pratchett

31 Oct 2025 - 31 Oct 2025

The Magic of Terry Pratchett Join author and comedian Marc Burrows on a journey through the life and work of Sir Terry Pratchett, based on his Locus Award-winning biography and officially endorsed by the authors estate. Explore Pratchett's life, influences, impact, wit and wisdom, from his days as a school librarian to his time as a trainee journalist to his untimely death from Alzheimers in 2015. Celebrate the 40th anniversary of Discworld and discover the joy, anger, and delicious cockn bull stories of one of the greatest storytellers of all time. Warning: includes bad puns and unnecessary footnotes. Age restriction: 7+

The Wizard of Oz

7 Jul 2025 - 14 Dec 2025

Miserable Dorothy runs away from home but is soon whisked up into a magical land where her adventures teach her that happiness is to be found in her own back yard. Classic stuff indeed, just chockful of great songs, characterisation and memorably garish design. Perhaps marginally less enjoyable for the curmudgeonly element rooting for the Wicked Witch of the West, though.

Kae Kurd: What's O'Kurd

12 Sept 2025 - 15 Nov 2025

Stand up sensation and social media star Kae Kurd returns with his highly anticipated brand new tour: What's O'Kurd. Co-host of the hit podcast Aint Got a Clue, voice of ITV's Loaded in Paradise and star of Live at the Apollo (BBC), Mock the Week (BBC Two), Celebrity Masterchef (BBC One) and The Apprentice: You're Fired (BBC Two) As a hugely in-demand writer, his credits include Cunk & Other Humans (BBC Two), Have I Got News For You (BBC Two) and A League of Their Own (Sky One) ★★★★ The Herald ★★★★ Evening Standard

Simon Evans: Have We Met?

26 Feb 2026 - 22 Mar 2026

Completing the Trilogy begun with Genius 2.0 and The Work of the Devil, Have We Met? finds Simon standing, like Ulysses in Tennyson’s famous verse, gazing out over the moaning deep and the twinkling rocks and wondering whether to seek a newer world? To smite the sounding furrows? To strive, to seek, and to find? Or whether in fact, to put the kettle on, crack open the Hobnobs and simply yield? Drawing on Joyce, Proust and the career of Philip Schofield to make sense of his own tangled past and possible future, Evans skilfully weaves comedy, pathos and narrowly averted cancellation into an unforgettable two hours of unique entertainment.

Mark Simmons

26 Jul 2025 - 9 Oct 2026

Mark Simmons combines hilarious one-liners with an irresistible love of performing, to resonate with audiences at virtual and in-person events. His award-winning stand-up is a cut above the rest, setting Mark apart on the booking circuit and leading him to perform on some of the most prestigious comedy stages in the UK.

Disney's Aladdin Jr [Chorley Youth Theatre]

9 Jul 2025 - 12 Jul 2025

Chorley Youth Theatre production of Disneys ALADDIN JR Ring bells! Bang the drums! Chorley Youth Theatre presents an exciting stage adaptation of the legendary tale of the lovable thief with the heart of gold! Join Aladdin, Jasmine, and the fast-talking, wisecracking Genie as they discover mystical caves, take magic carpet rides, and outwit the evil sorcerer, Jafar. Adapted especially for family audiences, this 60-minute version of the classic Disney animated movie includes favourite songs such as Friend Like Me, A Whole New World, and Prince Ali, as well as wonderful new songs composed by Alan Menken for the Broadway production. With new, colorful characters and nonstop adventure, Aladdin JR. is sure to be a crowd-pleaser for all ages! Running Time: 60 minutes with no interval Directors: Natalie Howarth & Katie Potter Choreographer: Gemma Nightingale Musical Director: Rachel Toner A Chorley Youth Theatre Production Music by Alan Menken Lyrics by Howard Ashman and Tim Rice Book Adapted and Additional Lyrics by Jim Luigs Music Adapted and Arranged by Bryan Louiselle Based on the Screenplay by Ron Clements and John Musker Ted Elliott and Terry Rossio This amateur production is presented by arrangement with Music Theatre International All authorised performance materials are also supplied by MTI www.mtishows.co.uk

Snow White Pantomime

17 Dec 2025 - 17 Dec 2025

Snow White; Pantomime @ Chorley Little Theatre Date: Wednesday, 17th December 2025 Time: Show Starts at 7.30pm (please arrive early) Join us for an enchanting performance of Snow White at Chorley Little Theatre! This event has been subsidised by Lancashire TAAG for its members and promises to be a fun-filled evening with: Uplifting music (which may be loud at times) Bright and colourful lighting effects Surprise sound effects, including some small explosions Opportunities for the audience to interact with the cast We want everyone to enjoy the experience. Please note that the show can feel intense due to its exciting effects, especially for some younger children or those sensitive to sound and lighting. Ticket Information: Tickets are5.00 each and are only available to Lancashire TAAG members. Tickets are non-refundable. A password is required to book tickets. This password is included in the email sent to you about the show. Tickets purchased through this page are not valid for entry; instead, attendees will receive their official entry ticket directly from us before the event. Please note that tickets for this booking cannot be resold. How to Book: Reserve your tickets here and keep an eye out for your official entry tickets, which will be sent to you closer to the event. We look forward to sharing this magical evening with you!

Lou Conran: Gooch

16 Sept 2025 - 16 Sept 2025

LOU CONRAN: GOOCH After a UK sell out run in 2024, and New Zealand in 2025, award-winning comedian, Lou Conran, returns with her new show Gooch. (You know that bit between your doodah and your wotsit, you know down there? Your Taint, your Grundle,) That bit that no one knows what to do with? Well, thats Lou Conran. No one knows what to do with her. No one knows where she fits in, but one thing you can guarantee is that the more attention you give to the Gooch, the more youll enjoy yourself. Unreserved Seating in our Studio

Telling Tales with Jenn Ashworth, hosted by Joanne Sefton

30 Oct 2025 - 30 Oct 2025

Telling Tales with Jenn Ashworth, hosted by Joanne Sefton Telling Tales is a live literary evening which brings together a select handful of new writers to share the stage with an invited guest author. The event is quickly gaining a name for its friendly atmosphere and literary networking. So, whether youre an avid reader, or an aspiring or established author, come along for a fantastic evening. For the final Telling Tales of 2025 we are thrilled to be joined by a superstar of the northern literary scene Jenn Ashworth. Jenn was born in Preston and studied at Cambridge and Manchester. Her novels include A Kind of The Friday Gospels, Fell and Ghosted: A Love Story. She was elected a Fellow of the Royal Society of Literature in 2018 and she is a Professor of Writing at Lancaster University. Further details, including our theme, will be updated nearer to the event, but we are likely to be looking for submissions of (broadly) literary fiction Unreserved Seating in the Studio

Hal Cruttenden

7 Jul 2025 - 11 Apr 2026

Hal Cruttenden is a stand-up comedian and actor renown for his fantastic observational humour and frequent appearances on Mock The Week, Live At The Apollo, and his very own radio show. Cruttenden began acting in television shows in 1983 but soon found his love for stand-up comedy - he was voted Best Newcomer in 2002 at the Edinburgh Comedy Awards and his career took off from there.

The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican

26 Sept 2025 - 30 Jan 2026

Founded in Barnsley Rock City in 2006,The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican are on a mission! Far from being your typical folk ensemble, this cult-like collective of like-minded knit-wear enthusiasts are determined to follow in their spiritual fathers immortal footsteps and keep his legacy alive. Scott Doonican and his brothers-from-other-mothers, Dave Doonican, Dr. Mo-Jo Doonican and Reight Reverend Jeremiah Rickenbacker Doonican III, have quite the talent for Bar-Stewardizing other famous peoples songs with new satirical comedy lyrics, on folk instruments, and to complete their outrageously understated image, the Doonicans have become instantly recognisable for their immaculate hair and their stylish choice of sexy knitwear, and instantly memorable for their lairy, no-holds-barred, anarchic live shows. A group that is both perpetually on the move, ever-evolving and joyously independent, they have played close to 1350 side- splitting shows to date, and have brought smiles and belly- laughs to audiences across the UK; from Barnsley to Barnstaple, from Glastonbury to Glasgow. They continue to wow audiences with a fine selection of their greatest hits, including the likes of Jump Ararnd, The Lady In Greggs, "How Deep Is Your Glove?", "Paint 'em Back", "Goat Yoga", and If I Could Punch A Face... Itd Be Justin Biebers. After countless sellouts at the Lantern over the last 17 years, The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican cant wait to bring their circus back to Scott Doonican's self-proclaimed "favourite venue on the planet" and they promise that they WILL rock you... but gently!

ComedySportz

22 Nov 2025 - 22 Nov 2025

ComedySportz You've seen football. You've seen tennis. But have you seen comedy as a sport? ComedySportz return to the venue where it all began to celebrate more than 20 years of family friendly fun and laughter. Two teams go for gold with gags and games guaranteed to get you giggling in this all action, all improvised competitive comedy show. There's a referee on hand to ensure a good clean match with penalties for bad behaviour and bad jokes. Who wins? You decide! Join us for a completely unscripted, totally unpredictable and absolutely unmissable night out!

Emmanuel Sonubi: Life After Near Death Tour

9 Jul 2025 - 23 Jan 2026

One of the UK’s most in-demand comedians, Sonubi is a powerhouse on stage, delivering unstoppable energy, razor-sharp wit, and stories that hit hard as he can and still land even harder.

Kieran Hodgson: Voice of America

30 Jul 2025 - 26 Oct 2025

Kieran Hodgson: Voice of America The four time Edinburgh comedy award nominee returns. America. What happened, man? Ever since he was a little loser kid in a little loser country (yes, England), Kieran Hodgson has been putting on an American accent and dreaming a big American dream. But nowadays it's not so simple. Didn't America go completely bananas? Didn't he get too old for dreaming? And when Hollywood comes calling, does Kieran actually sound American after all? Join one of Telegraphs 50 funniest comedians of the 21st Century as he explores how a scared world feels about the USA and impersonates a bunch of old prospectors and former Presidents.

The Totally Improvised Adult Pantomime

26 Dec 2025 - 26 Dec 2025

The Totally Improvised Adult Pantomime Fed up of the same old pantos every year? Then get ready for a brand-new pantomime created entirely from audience suggestions. Heroes, villains, songs and silliness are guaranteed as the gang improvise a brand new pantomime using only your suggestions and a sprinkling of fairy dust. With plenty of quick-witted gags and games, this loving pastiche of panto characters and tropes will be jam-packed with laughs and unexpected delights - oh yes it will! You don't want to miss this alternative festive treat that is strictly for adults only! Approx Running Time 80 minutes with no interval

The Totally Improvised Family Pantomime

26 Dec 2025 - 26 Dec 2025

The Totally Improvised FAMILY Pantomime Bored of the same pantomimes every year? The ComedySportz team are back this Christmas for more Totally Improvised Pantomimes! Heroes, villains, songs and silliness are guaranteed this December as the gang create brand-new pantomime adventures using audience suggestions... and a sprinkling of fairy dust. Oh yes they do! This show from the award-winning ComedySportz team is sure to delight audiences of all ages with shows for families, tots and even an adults-only show which promises to be raunchier and ruder, but no less silly fun! Each show is a loving pastiche of familiar pantomime tropes and characters where anything can happen. The performers dont know their roles beforehand, and audiences might even get involved in the action! There will be live music and songs, games and plenty of festive fun for all. Running Time Approx 80 minutes with no interval

National Theatre Live: Inter Alia

4 Sept 2025 - 11 Dec 2025

Oscar-nominated Rosamund Pike (Gone Girl, Saltburn) is Jessica in the much-anticipated next play from the team behind Prima Facie. Jessica Parks is a smart Crown Court Judge at the top of her career. Behind the robe, she is a karaoke fiend, a loving wife and a supportive parent. When an event threatens to throw her life completely off balance, can she hold her family upright? Writer Suzie Miller, director Justin Martin, and composer Self Esteem, reunite following their global phenomenon Prima Facie, with this searing examination of modern motherhood and masculinity.

Tom Stade

30 Jul 2025 - 21 Jun 2026

Direct from the Edinburgh festival, and his last smash-hit nationwide tour, the legendary Canadian stand-up star is back on the road with a brand-new show. Join Tom as he playfully dishes out more of his insightful observations. An irrepressible tour-de-force with an hour of first class, mischievous and uncompromising comedy. As seen/heard on Have a Word Pod, Ch4's Comedy Gala, Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow, The John Bishop Show, Live at the Apollo (so good, he's done it twice) and much more!

Peppa Meets the Baby Cinema Experience

6 Jul 2025 - 21 Aug 2025

PIG changes are coming! Join Peppa Pig and her family at the cinema as they get ready for their biggest adventure yet: welcoming a new baby! There’s no better time to embark on a full house renovation, shop for a new car and make special memories together. Celebrate the beginning of an exciting new era of Peppa Pig at this special, big screen experience with an hour of laughter, tears and loads of heartwarming moments. With 10 oinktastic new episodes, 6 brand new songs and music videos, your little ones can dance and sing along with Peppa and her family and friends. The wait is finally over... join Peppa and George as they meet their new baby sibling for the first time at Peppa Meets the Baby Cinema Experience!

Matt Richardson

11 Jul 2025 - 13 Nov 2025

The Didcot-born TV regular performs his latest show.

Tom Rosenthal

30 Jul 2025 - 13 May 2026

Arctic Monkeys' album, 'Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not', hit the shelves in January 2006. Tracks like 'I Bet You Look Good on the Dancefloor' and 'When the Sun Goes Down' became anthems, showcasing Alex Turner's sharp lyrics and observational storytelling. Tom Rosenthal's show, 'Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I Am', tours the UK and Ireland. Jokes like 'Wimbledon', 'Daniel Radcliffe' and 'Some Weather We're Having' have the potential to become classics, showcasing Rosenthal's sharp nose and observational squawking. Star of 'Friday Night Dinner' (C4) and 'Plebs' (ITV), this is Tom’s much awaited return to stand-up following his critically-acclaimed 2019 show, 'Manhood'.

John Shuttleworth's Raise the Oof!

11 Aug 2025 - 22 Nov 2025

Due to huge demand, John Shuttleworth returns to the Playhouse this November with Raise the Oof! Radio 4 favourite, comedy legend, and ‘the 42nd best reason to love Britain’ (The Telegraph) John Shuttleworth, is back with more hilarious stories and songs performed on his trusty Yamaha organ (with built-in auto accompaniment!) In Raise The Oof John celebrates 40 years in showbiz. Yes, it was 1985 when he met TV’s Clarinet Man – next door neighbour Ken Worthington who came last on New Faces in 73 (Tony Hatch crucified him!)

Rule Brit-Ha-Nnia

26 Apr 2026 - 26 Apr 2026

RULE BRIT-HA-NNIA is an unforgettable evening of sensational variety and hilarious comedy featuring stars from ITVs Britains Got Talent, BEN NICKLESS (Comedian & Impressionist) JAMIE LEAHEY & CHUCK (Ventriloquist), JON ARCHER (Comedian & Magician) & TOMMY J (Comedy Juggler) Plus your host and compere JACK LAND NOBLE, it guarantees an evening of laugh out loud comedy that is suitable for all the family. Book early for an evening of the Best Of British!

Ray Bradshaw: CODA

21 Feb 2026 - 30 Apr 2026

1 in 6 adults in the UK will lose their hearing in their lifetime; two of those are Ray Bradshaw’s parents. The multi award winning comedian is back on tour with a brand-new show all about growing up as a CODA; A Child of Deaf Adults. His upbringing was nothing like the Oscar winning film and he’s here to tell you why. CODA is a funny, heartwarming show all about the brilliant things that happen when you grow up in a house where sign language is the first language used; whether it’s watching his dad shut his eyes to win any argument or beating his in-laws easily when they suggested playing charades against a deaf family on Christmas Day. Ray’s previous shows Deaf Com One and Doppelginger were huge successes and sold-out theatres across the world. As this show is all about growing up with deaf parents every show of CODA will have a BSL interpreter. Ray has previously supported John Bishop on his UK arena tour after John described him as ‘one of the best comedians in the country’.

Scoop: Real-Life Magic

6 Dec 2025 - 6 Dec 2025

Scoop: Real Life Magic What would you do if you could actually do magic? Would you waste your time making birds appear, linking metal rings and finding people's playing cards or would you do something that would actually make your everyday real life better? Maybe you'd control people's minds, make free drinks appear from nowhere or maybe you'd just predict the winning lottery numbers - that would be Real Life Magic! Scoop is one of the country's busiest magicians, he has performed all over the UK and Europe including performances for the BBC, ITV and Channel 4; he has also entertained celebrities and sports stars and worked alongside household names such as Ella Henderson, Rob Brydon and Dynamo! Unreserved Seating in our Studio PG for tense, risky tricks and occasional innuendo

Ian Stone - Looking for the Wow

31 Jul 2025 - 29 May 2026

Life can’t just be the humdrum, the mundane and the routine before the inevitable slide to disease, decay and death. Why can’t we sneak in a bit of awesome, a tad of amazing and maybe a smidge of wonderful? A forest canopy opening onto a huge vista would be enchanting for some but my ancestors wandered in the desert for forty years, I think we’ve been outdoors enough. Others get their fix from the spiritual but I’ve been harbouring a grudge against God since my mother stopped me going to Arsenal after my Barmitzvah. Forty nine years ago. ’God will be watching’ she said. Well, at least he got to see the game. The point is, life could be so much better so I’m on the lookout. Come and join me on the hunt.

Glenn Moore: Please Sir, Glenn I Have Some Moore?

30 Jul 2025 - 18 Feb 2026

Edinburgh Comedy Award "Best Show" nominee Glenn Moore is one of the best joke writers of his generation and is back on tour.

Raul Kohli

31 Jul 2025 - 14 Dec 2025

Award-winning comedian and proud brit, Raul Kohli is the son of a Hindu Indian and Sikh Singaporean, raised in Newcastle Upon Tyne, where his best friend was a Pakistani Muslim. He has lived in every corner of this glorious nation and is fascinated by the diversity of these small isles. Imagine his surprise to hear from politicians and the media that “multiculturalism has failed”. One of the best comedians in England (BBC Radio 4) explores what it means to be British.

Shirley Valentine [A CADOS Production]

29 Jul 2025 - 2 Aug 2025

Shirley Valentine A CADOS Production Written by Willy Russell Directed byKath Townsend In this comic play, Shirley Valentine is a bored housewife trapped in a loveless marriage, stuck in a rut and feeling something is missing from her life. As she prepares egg and chips for tea again, she thinks about her husband, her family, the estate she lives on and the life that has passed her by When her best friend offers to take her to Greece she jumps at the chance and rediscovers the happiness and self-confidence shed been missing. This one-woman play will be performed in our Studio, bringing an intimacy to Willy Russells acclaimed play.

Sam Avery: Thunderstorm

10 Sept 2025 - 5 Feb 2026

Back with a bang, award-winning comedian Sam Avery returns with his electrifying new show, Thunderstorm! In his trademark punchy style, Sam takes you on a whirlwind journey through the chaos of the modern world - from parenting disasters to culture wars, conspiracy theories to political morons. With sharp wit and a stormy twist, he’s here to prove that the only way to weather modern life is through laughter! Expect thunderous punchlines, lightning-fast jokes, and a night of belly laughs you won’t forget.

Donald Mcginty: Going Coastal

10 Jul 2025 - 9 Aug 2025

Going Coastal with Donald Mcginty Edinburgh Fringe Preview! TV host Donald McGinty is live on stage with his award-nominated show! Donald is here to tell you all about his time as host of the nations fifteenth favourite coast based travelogue, as well as how he got over his fear of the sea after all those people drowned. There will also be live updates from the seagull appeal, the grand final of the 2025 calender competition and a vaguely satisfying dramatic arc! If that's not enough for you, there will also be plenty of surprises, prizes and Scottish accents! A ridiculous character comedy show from Sean Mason (ComedySportz, The Totally Improvised Musical) parodying a show that hasn't been on TV in fifteen years. The night will open with a special preview of Heard On The Street, a brand-new improvised comedy show from the award-winning team behind ComedySportz and The Totally Improvised Musical! This talented team of comics create scenes and sketches inspired by real-life recordings of random conversations. No rehearsal, no script, no context!

Shrek The Musical, Jr [Chorley Youth Theatre]

8 Jul 2026 - 11 Jul 2026

Chorley Youth Theatre production of SHREK THE MUSICAL, Jr Book and Lyrics by David Lindsay-Abaire Music by Jeanine Tesori Based on the DreamWorks Animation Motion Picture and the Book by William Steig Originally Produced on Broadway by DreamWorks Theatricals and Neal Street Productions Directed by Natalie Howarth Beauty is in the eye of the ogre in Shrek The Musical JR., based on the Oscar-winning DreamWorks Animation film and fantastic Broadway musical. It's a "big bright beautiful world" as everyone's favorite ogre, Shrek, leads a cast of fairytale misfits on an adventure to rescue a princess and find true acceptance. Part romance and part twisted fairy tale, Shrek JR. is an irreverently fun show with a powerful message for the whole family. Once upon a time, in a far away swamp, there lived an ogre named Shrek. One day, Shrek finds his swamp invaded by banished fairytale misfits who have been cast off by Lord Farquaad, a tiny terror with big ambitions. When Shrek sets off with a wisecracking donkey to confront Farquaad, he's handed a task if he rescues feisty princess Fiona, his swamp will be righted. Shrek tries to win Fionas love and vanquish Lord Farquaad, but a fairytale wouldn't be complete without a few twists and turns along the way. Running Time: 60mins Shrek the Musical JR. is presented through special arrangement with and all authorized materials are supplied by Music Theatre International, 421 West 54th Street, New York, NY 10019

Songs from the Musicals 2026

26 Jun 2026 - 27 Jun 2026

Songs from the Musicals performed by KTB Music Theatre Chorus Popular songs from Musical Theatre, and a few little-heard gems, are performed by KTB Musics Theatre Chorus with a live band all under the direction of Katy Bradley. Presented in association with Chorley Theatre. Includes songs from Frozen, Lion King, Beauty and the Beast, Mary Poppins, Legally Blonde, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Wicked and many more. 2026 includes a Saturday Matinee full of family favourites! Accompanied by a BSL interpreter. Family-Friendly If youre interested in joining the Chorus, details are here: https://chorleytheatre.com/chorus/

Marcus Brigstocke - Vitruvian Mango

16 Aug 2025 - 7 Nov 2025

Marcus Brigstocke: Vitruvian Mango What are men for? Most heavy things can be lifted by machines and most problems can be solved by computers and most puddles can be crossed without us gallantly draping our capes over them - so are we fellas of any use at all? Award winning MAN Marcus Brigstocke thinks we might still serve some useful function. But what is it? This new tour show will resolve the entire issue once and for all (in a non-patriarchal, open minded, progressive sort of way). DaVinci’s Vitruvian Man is the image of the ideal male form. Marcus’ Vitruvian Mango is the same, but sweeter, softer, seasonally available and, when ripe, delicately perfumed. ‘... charming, hilarious and utterly refreshing…’ The Sunday Mirror ‘Sharpest one-liner merchant’ The Sunday Times ‘If you haven’t seen him live, then you haven’t seen him at his very best’ The Mirror

Robin Morgan - Let's Overshare!

31 Jul 2025 - 24 Apr 2026

Join Robin for more of his trademark cheeky charm, more quick wit and even more hilarious oversharing, in this brand new stand-up show from the star of Mock The Week and Radio 4’s The News Quiz. We’re all talking to each other in an increasingly online world, is that really talking? Robin doesn’t think so. So let’s get together, in real life, to watch Robin share some more outrageously honest stories. It’s good to talk, but it’s even better to overshare.

Ria Lina

28 Jul 2025 - 6 Mar 2026

Following her killer debut tour, Riawakening, the wickedly funny Ria Lina realised she wasn’t just awake, she was ready to rebel. Expect a relentless stream of hilarity as Ria explores the state of the world, the eternal battle of the sexes, and the delight of Zhrowing life up in the air after years of following the rules. Much loved in the industry, this multi-award winner commands the stage with a whirlwind of energy and leaves audiences breathless with laughter. Her extensive list of credits includes Live At The Apollo, Have I Got News For You?, Mock the Week, cohosting Pointless, Lovestruck High, Richard Osman’s House of Games, The Last Leg and Celebrity Mastermind.

Shaparak Khorsandi: Scatterbrain

11 Jul 2025 - 28 Mar 2026

Having reassessed her life through the prism of an ADHD diagnosis in last year's funny and moving memoir, one of Britain's most beloved and most scatterbrained stand-ups lets you back into her mind (warning: it's cluttered in there). Among other things, this show will be a love-letter to letter-writing, a trip back through her early years as a comic and woman-about-town, and a whirlwind tour of a chaotic, hilarious brain.

Simon Evans is Staring at the Sun

23 Apr 2026 - 23 Apr 2026

Simon Evans is Staring at the Sun Simon Evans is Back! Waaaay back With growing evidence that we are living in a Computer Simulation and a pretty glitchy, off-brand simulation at that and the approaching watershed of the AI Singularity looming like a weirdly pixelated cumulo-nimbus on the horizon, BBC Radio 4 stalwart and veteran of a quarter century of highly acclaimed stand-up comedy Simon Evans is squinting at an uncertain future, and revisiting the blue remembered hills of his youth. The analogue world of hitch-hiking, pub bets and hedge porn. Of being able to get properly lost. And also pondering the great thinkers and mystics of the past who had, it seems, the same doubts and misgivings about reality, back when an adjustable sandal passed for cutting-edge tech. NB Any similarity of Doll in package to Patrick Stewart is coincidental. No refunds. 'A masterclass' ★★★★★ (The Scotsman) 'Outstanding' ★★★★ (Chortle.co.uk) 'Dynamite' ★★★★ (The Times)

Alfie Moore: Acopalypse Now

13 Sept 2025 - 11 Sept 2026

The Four Horsemen of Rising Crime, Global Warming, AI and Culture Wars are galloping towards us. Are we on the road to hell? And can we avoid the potholes? In his brand new tour show Fair Cop Alfie has the antidote to the breakdown of law and order, fake news and the price of baked beans. Hes encountered more than his fair share of egotistical dictators in his policing career and learnt when pragmatism, and more than a dash of laughter, can defuse even the most menacing showdown. Join Alfie as he saddles up to see off those bullies on their pesky ponies. Doomsday is no laughing matter but this show certainly is. offbeat, revealing and very funny - You Magazine Brilliantly funnygenuinely hilarious David Mitchell "His charisma shines through as bright and colourful as a twirling blue light" Times

Gary Delaney: Gary In Punderland

16 Sept 2025 - 2 Apr 2026

Get ready to dive into a rabbit hole of the best jokes in the world - star of Live at the Apollo and sell-out sensation Gary Delaney is back! One of the most sought after joke writers in the country and longstanding Mock the Week special guest, Gary has been through the laughing glass and he's ready to bring you a brand new show with hit after hit of the kind of one-liners only a master could craft. If you're hunting for snark, Gary's got it covered!

National Theatre Live: Hamlet

22 Jan 2026 - 15 Apr 2026

Olivier Award-winner Hiran Abeysekera (Life of Pi) is Hamlet in this fearless, contemporary take on Shakespeare’s famous tragedy. Trapped between duty and doubt, surrounded by power and privilege, young Prince Hamlet dares to ask the ultimate question – you know the one. National Theatre Deputy Artistic Director Robert Hastie (Standing at the Sky’s Edge, Operation Mincemeat) directs this sharp, stylish and darkly funny reimagining.

National Theatre Live: The Fifth Step

27 Oct 2025 - 17 Jan 2026

Olivier Award-winner Jack Lowden is joined by Emmy and BAFTA-winner Martin Freeman starring in the critically acclaimed and subversively funny new play by David Ireland. After years in the 12-step programme of Alcoholics Anonymous, James becomes a sponsor to newcomer Luka. The pair bond over black coffee, trade stories and build a fragile friendship out of their shared experiences. But as Luka approaches step five – the moment of confession – dangerous truths emerge, threatening the trust on which both of their recoveries depend. Finn den Hertog directs the provocative and entertaining production filmed live from @sohoplace on London’s West End.

National Theatre Live: Mrs Warren’s Profession

23 Oct 2025 - 15 Jan 2026

Five-time Olivier Award winner Imelda Staunton joins forces with her real-life daughter Bessie Carter for the very first time, playing mother and daughter in Bernard Shaw’s incendiary moral classic. Vivie Warren is a woman ahead of her time. Her mother, however, is a product of that old patriarchal order. Exploiting it has earned Mrs. Warren a fortune – but at what cost? Filmed live from the West End, this new production reunites Staunton with director Dominic Cooke exploring the clash between morality and independence, traditions and progress.

Mark Watson: Before It Overtakes Us

19 Jun 2026 - 19 Jun 2026

Mark Watson: Before It Overtakes Us 20 years in stand-up for the 'Taskmaster' cheeky texts icon, multi-award-winner, YouTube cult figure, Radio 4 favourite and recently 'Baby Reindeer' actor: Watson returns after seasons at the Adelaide, Melbourne, Sydney and Edinburgh comedy festivals. A recent encounter with a stranger caused Mark to spend some time pondering the uncertain future facing humanity. He explores this - along with equally pressing matters like the worst word he has ever said in public, the current state of the UK sausage industry, and much more - in a typically frantic and fun-packed new show. 'A genius-level comic doing what he does best' Time Out Melbourne 'Quite unlike anything else Ive seen in almost 20 years of covering the Fringe...witty, warm, perfectly judged' Telegraph An hour or two of our limited span on Earth in his uplifting, witty company is time excellently spent' Chortle 'One of the most genuinely joyous presences in comedy' The Times 'This is a stand-up operating at the very top of his game' Independent

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