Join me on my Diamond Jubilee lap of honour as I celebrate 60 Glorious Years of fun, laughter and low level disruption! Marvel! As I offer new insights into the hot topics of the day such as the demise of the SCART lead, The Culture Wars, the differences between crab sticks and rhubarb and the origins of Tiramisu! Guffaw with delight! As I delve into my back catalogue using my patented ‘Old Bit Randomiser’ for old favourites like ‘Interspecies Tennis’, ‘The time I went up in the Space Shuttle' and ‘When Nan got her hair caught in the knitting’! Cough Awkwardly! As Gary, (my son from my first marriage) attempts to take over the business again. Tap your Feet! As Stouffer The Cat spits a little Steflon Don! Watch in Wonder! At the return of The Badger Parade with guest appearances from The Knitted Character and Abu Hamster. Plus one lucky audience member will get to join me in a double act! So get on board the laughter train!

Clinton Baptiste is the useless clairvoyant medium psychic from Peter Kay's smash hit comedy Phoenix Nights. Fresh from another sell-out UK tour, he's back to deliver the best of his recent work, plus some new bits. Join Clinton for his stories, jokes plus demonstrations of his amazing ability - and as always he'll be in the audience to give you truthful (but startling) readings from the spirit world! Not for the faint hearted.

Scotland’s queen of comedy Fern Brady (Taskmaster, Live At The Apollo, Roast Battle, Russell Howard, The Last Leg) is back on tour with a brand new show. What happens when you get everything you want and it’s not enough? This is a great show to come and see if you are a fan of the Scottish comedian Fern Brady. Fern is the author of Sunday Times best selling memoir Strong Female Character whose previous show Power And Chaos was broadcast on BBC1.

MATT FORDE As seen on his own show on Dave and as heard on Absolute Radio Plus support. Doing a tour preview!

Jen Brister As seen on Live at the Apollo and Have I Got News For You Plus support acts and an MC at the Award Winning Comedy Club. As seen on Channel 4, BBC and Sky. voted 4th Best comedy club in the UK by the Guardian. Please note you are buying a tickets for a comedy club. Acts are subject to change.

JACK DEE Warming up for his tour with a tour preview show at the award winning Outside the Box Comedy Club in New Malden.

ANDY PARSONS As seen on... Live at the Apollo Mock the Week QI and more! Andy will be doing a tour preview with the award winning Outside the Box Comedy Club. These always sell out, so do be quick!

MILTON JONES headlines in New Malden,, Outside the Box Comedy Club As seen on... Live at the Apollo Mock the Week and more! Plus a full bill

FIN TAYLOR - as seen on Live at the Apollo and Fin Vs the Internet Fin will headline the night which will have 2 other comedian and MC on the bill at the award winning Outside the Box Comedy Club in New Malden At The Royal Oak, 90 Coombe Road, New Malden, KT3 4RD Acts Subject to Change

MARK THOMAS as seen on Have I Got News For You. Plus support acts.