Jimmy tells jokes, and jokes are like magnets. Jokes attract people, but they can also repel. Some people are repelled by Jimmy's dark brand of comedy. This show is not for them. But if it's the kind of thing you like, then this is the kind of thing you’ll like.

Ultimate tribute concert to Tina Turner, presented by the award-winning producers behind Whitney - Queen Of The Night.

Queen Of The Night – A Tribute to Whitney Houston  returns in 2026 for another show-stopping celebration, following sold-out tours across the UK, including an arena tour and iconic venues. Established as the UK’s biggest Whitney Houston tribute, this breath taking production honours the music, legacy, and unmatched talent of the legendary Whitney Houston. Celebrate Whitney’s remarkable musical repertoire in an electrifying production that honours her timeless songs with sensational vocalists and a full live band. Prepare to be captivated by an extraordinary journey through three decades of all-time hits such as I Wanna Dance With Somebody,  One Moment In Time, I’m Every Woman, I Will Always Love You, My Love Is Your Love, So Emotional, Run To You, Saving All My Love, How Will I Know, Million Dollar Bill, The Greatest Love Of All, and many more. Join us for an unmissable evening filled with live music, captivating choreography, and powerful vocals, as we pay homage to the one and only queen of the night.  Please note that this is a tribute production not associated with the Estate of Whitney Houston.

Following an election year – with the country in turmoil – there’s only one comedian who can kill the mood even further… Nish Kumar – one of The Guardian and The Telegraph’s 50 Best Comedians of the 21st Century – is back on tour with his brand new politically-charged stand-up show, Nish, Don’t Kill My Vibe, with extra dates now added due to phenomenal demand. Expect jokes about climate collapse, income inequality and the emotional sensation of being a British Indian man who didn’t vote for a British Indian Prime Minister. Sweet, sweet vibe killing. As seen and heard on The Mash Report, Taskmaster, Pod Save the UK, Live at the Apollo, Hold the Front Page and your favourite tabloid newspaper. Presented by Plosive Live in association with PBJ Management.

Frank Turner is embarking on his UK headline tour to support his forthcoming album No Man’s Land.

The dishevelled prince of £10 eBay keyboards tries to make you feel alive with a new pageant of laughter, song and occasionally getting up from a chair. It’s gonna be a big one. Star of 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown, Live at The Apollo, The Great Celebrity Bake Off 2024 and Along For the Ride with David O’Doherty.

One of the most exhilarating bands to emerge over the past decade, Australian punk rockers Amyl and the Sniffers are back with new music, the first for the Melbourne foursome since their 2021 sophomore album, Comfort to Me.

Oh, it’s all there! All the trademarks are in evidence in Ardal’s latest show. Beautifully crafted stand-up comedy? Yes. Celebrated use of language? Tick. Lateral thinking, surreal flourishes, sharp observations? Of course. As for the occasional profundity? Maybe. Despite his best attempts over many decades to put the world to rights, it is still a colossal mess. And so, Ardal has no choice but to go out on the road again. Like the good comedy doctor he is, he fearlessly diagnoses the various pathologies and neuroses that are currently ravaging humanity. Disclaimer: No solutions provided. After an alarming experience at the supermarket, Ardal reflects on who he is as a man and a comedian. He examines his own ethnic and religious background, and thinks twice about the very core of his identity as a voice of reason. Is everything a big lie? With no major trauma of his own to draw on for material, apart from the drag of getting older, he also turns his gaze outwards at the joys and follies of contemporary life. Towel Animals? A.I.? Chair Yoga? Cauliflower as a main course? Yes. Yes. Yes. And Yes. No current idiocy is left unexamined. With a highly developed sense of the ridiculous, and proper comedy bones, NOT HIMSELF, is a testament to the healing power of humour. And the joy of jokes.

ELECTRIC CALLBOY are currently one of the hottest live acts when it comes to modern heavy sound. Completely sold-out shows all over Europe and one record breaking single release after the next are proof of the exceptional status that the band from Germany has achieved by now. "What an absolute amazing feeling to be back on stage! The Hypa Hypa European Tour 2022 already fills our hearts with pure joy and happiness! This is what we make music for. And because it sold out so fast, we decided to bring back the madness on stage next year! With new songs, a whole new show and the ultimate TEKKNO power! So be fast and get your ticket now!" Formed in 2010 under the name Eskimo Callboy, the band has already made plenty of noise in its first decade of existence, picking up newcomer awards, achieving top ten placements and causing a worldwide sensation, but judging by what's been going on in the last two years, that was just the prelude. Since the singer Nico Sallach, who joined the band in 2020, the guys from Castrop-Rauxel have been really going for it! The very first single with him broke all previous dimensions: "Hypa Hypa" not only reached over 60 million plays on YouTube and the usual streaming portals. The next single "We Got The Moves", which is also featured on the new album "TEKKNO", proved to be another hit. Especially the screamingly funny video, in which the band takes the piss out of themselves with undercut wigs and nose glasses in their typical self-deprecating manner, has been the talk of the town ever since and has received a lot of attention worldwide. The next hit, "Pump It," also featured on "TEKKNO," whose incredibly funny clip was inspired by the aerobics videos of the Eighties, also made waves. The community even demanded that the band participate in the Eurovision Song Contest for Germany with this song, whereupon the musicians spontaneously filmed an official application. However, participation in the national preliminary round for the ESC was rejected due to an alleged lack of radio suitability, triggering a storm of indignation against the jury that culminated in a petition with over 125,000 signatures. Once again, Eskimo Callboy were the talk of the town. Price includes a £1.75 venue restoration levy. This is a 8 + event - All under 14s must be accompanied by an adult (Under 25’s require ID (passport/driving licence) to purchase alcohol).

Live and direct from Sydney, Ocean Alley bring to the UK a first taste of their unique vision. 'Lost Tropics' is an immersive journey into the bright yet brooding Ocean Alley experience. The six-piece expertly combine psychedelia, grunge, blues and reggae together into a lolloping, lysergic rock'n'roll groove. It showcases their songwriting talent at every turn, and their sold out live shows a testament to their fresh musical worldview.

Experience the vibrant world of plant-based living at Vegan Life Live, a premier three day event from October 17 th to 19 th 2025 at London’s iconic Alexandra Palace. This celebration offers a unique opportunity to explore the diverse and delicious aspects of veganism, catering to both seasoned vegans and those curious about adopting a plant-based lifestyle. With over 200 exhibitors, attendees can immerse themselves in a marketplace brimming with vegan-friendly products, including clothing, footwear, cosmetics, jewellery and more. The event’s food court is agastronomic paradise, featuring a wide array of global cuisines that showcase the richness and variety of vegan food. From savoury dishes to delectable desserts, there’s something to satisfy every palate. Beyond the culinary delights, Vegan Life Live offers educational experiences through engaging lectures and Q&A sessions. Expert in nutrition, fitness, animal welfare, and activism will share insights, helping attendees navigate the nuances of veganism and make informed choices. Tickets are flexible with options for one day (£10 plus transaction fees), two day (£16 plus transaction fees) or three day (£23 plus transaction fees) passes, all of which include entry to the concurrent OM Yoga Show and Mind Body Soul Experience held in adjacent hall. Children under 16 can attend for free when accompanied by an adult, making it a family-friendly event. Alexandra Palace is easily accessible via public, with a free shuttle bus service running form Wood Green tube station and Alexandra Palace national rail station during the event. For those travelling from afar, nearby accommodations are available, and a dedicated hotel expert can assist with bookings. Whether you’re looking to indulge in a mouth- watering vegan cuisine, discourse ethical products, or learn more about sustainable living, Vegan Life Live is the place to be this October. Join a community of like-minded individuals and celebrate the benefits of a plant-based lifestyle in a lively and supportive environment. Don’t miss out on this enriching experience - mark your calendars and prepare to be inspired at Vegan Life Live 2025. Accessible Information: Tickets for access requirements can be booked online, in person or via telephone Complimentary tickets are available for carers, via website: www.veganlifelive.com/01787 224040 Children under 16 years - free of charge when accompanied by an adult. If you'd like to learn more about the venue's story and mission, along with how you can play your part to support them - please head here: https://bit.ly/support-ally-pally Venue terms and conditions can be viewed here: https://www.alexandrapalace.com/terms-and-conditions/# Presented by Alexandra Palace. This is an all ages event.

Immerse yourself in the ultimate celebration of yoga and wellness at the OM Yoga Show, scheduled from October 17th to 19th, 2025, at the historic Alexandra Palace in London. As Europe's largest yoga gathering, this event offers an unparalleled opportunity to deepen your practice, explore new styles, and connect with a vibrant community of like-minded individuals. Celebrating its 21 st year, the show features over 200 exhibitor stands, offering a diverse range of yoga and wellness products, including eco-friendly mats and wellness technology. Attendees can participate in over 120 free yoga and meditation classes for all skill levels, and attend lectures by renowned teachers covering yoga philosophy and trends. Children's classes promote mindfulness and focus, making it a family-friendly event. Tickets are available for one day (£10 plus transaction fees), two days (£16 plus transaction fees), or all three days (£23 plus transaction fees), with children under 16 attending for free when accompanied by an adult. Each ticket also grants access to the concurrent Mind Body Soul Experience and Vegan Life Live events, enriching your weekend with a holistic approach to health and well-being. Alexandra Palace is conveniently accessible via public transport, with a free shuttle bus service running from Wood Green tube station and Alexandra Palace national rail station during the event. For those driving, parking facilities are available on-site. Whether you're a seasoned yogi or just beginning your journey, the OM Yoga Show 2025 promises an inspiring and rejuvenating experience. Mark your calendars and join us for a weekend dedicated to mindfulness, health, and community. Accessible Information: Tickets for access requirements can be booked online, in person or via telephone Complimentary tickets are available for careers, via website: www.omyogashow.com/01787 220648 Children under 16 years - free of charge when accompanied by an adult. If you'd like to learn more about the venue's story and mission, along with how you can play your part to support them - please head here: https://bit.ly/support-ally-pally Venue terms and conditions can be viewed here: https://www.alexandrapalace.com/terms-and-conditions/# Presented by Alexandra Palace. This is an all ages event.

Mind Body Soul Experience, scheduled from October 17th to 19th, 2025, at London's historic Alexandra Palace. This immersive event is designed to nurture your holistic well-being, offering a diverse array of experiences that cater to your mind, body, and soul. Explore over 100 exhibitor stands showcasing unique products and services aimed at enhancing your wellness journey. From cutting-edge wellness technology to holistic health services, you'll discover tools to support your personal and spiritual growth. Engage in the interactive Experience Zone, where you can participate in activities like Chakra Dance sessions, Bollywood dance, Belly dance, self-healing techniques, Kirtan music, and Laughter Yoga. These sessions are designed to energize, enlighten, and entertain, offering a hands-on approach to wellness and growth. Find tranquillity in the Meditation Area, offering guided sessions to help you relax, connect with a higher power, and discover inner peace. These sessions cater to all, from beginners to those more experienced in meditation practices. Attend in-depth lectures led by experts in personal growth, spirituality, and psychic development. Engage in discussions exploring themes like discovering true happiness, understanding the self, and developing spiritual and psychic abilities. Tickets are available for one day (£10 plus transaction fees), two days (£16 plus transaction fees), or all three days (£23 plus transaction fees), with children under 16 attending for free when accompanied by an adult. Each ticket also grants access to the concurrent OM Yoga Show and Vegan Life Live events, enriching your weekend with a holistic approach to health and well-being. Alexandra Palace is conveniently accessible via public transport, with a free shuttle bus service running from Wood Green tube station and Alexandra Palace national rail station during the event. For those driving, parking facilities are available on-site. Whether you're seeking personal growth, spiritual enrichment, or simply a weekend of rejuvenation, the Mind Body Soul Experience 2025 offers a sanctuary for exploration and connection. Mark your calendars and join us for a weekend dedicated to celebrating and nurturing your unique self. Accessible Information: Tickets for access requirements can be booked online, in person or via telephone. Complimentary tickets are available for carers via website: www.mindbodysoulshow.com/01787220650 Children under 16 years - free of charge when accompanied by an adult. If you'd like to learn more about the venue's story and mission, along with how you can play your part to support them - please head here: https://bit.ly/support-ally-pally Venue terms and conditions can be viewed here: https://www.alexandrapalace.com/terms-and-conditions/# Presented by Alexandra Palace. This is an all ages event.

Formed in the small industrial town of Fagersta, Sweden in 1993, The Hives, then in their early teens, were saved from boredom and despair by Mr. Randy Fitzsimmons. He came to them with the idea to start a musical group based on everything he and the band found exciting. In the year 1999, the Hives have a new bag of tricks and a handful of Fitzsimmons originals. They know exactly what to do - record a record so good the world can't ignore it. They release Veni Vidi Vicious and nothing is ever the same. Rave reviews, more touring and that steadily growing cult following that can no longer fit into the clubs they play. A full year and a half of sold out shows later... Cue big time UK industry guy and all round music fan Alan McGee (Oasis, Primal Scream, Creation Records) sees the Hives on German TV and decides that this is important. He has the band put together a form of greatest hits for his Poptones label. Your New Favourite Band, as the result is dubbed, catches a sleeping England by surprise. Rock music that is exciting and dangerous not really being the toast of the town lately. Cue 'Rock is back!' headlines in newspapers and on TV. "We always knew the world would catch on, we just had to wait them in", as the band themselves say. Cue hits "Hate To Say I Told You So" and "Main Offender" and things are drastically different. People in the UK once again connect rock bands with showmanship, excitement and an actual good time. Your new favourite band? Indeed.

Stockholm garage punks Viagra Boys are here bringing their absurd and addictive sound straight to you. The Fader say their brilliant single Sports is "too dumb and great to be ignored", we've been vibing to it in the office, along with the rest of their album and it's positive feedback all round. So get on it and get yourself out to what's gonna be a rowdy night in the pit. Price includes £1 venue sustainability levy. Presented by Orchard. This is a 16+ event.

Grammy nominated Australia Dom Dolla is experiencing a meteoric rise, his signature style of house music is connecting with global audiences, recognised as one of the most exciting producers in electronic music.

The Snooker Masters is snooker’s greatest invitation event, first staged in 1975. The history and prestige of the tournament make it one third of snooker’s Triple Crown, alongside the World Championship and the UK Championship.

In 2006, Motionless In White materialized out of Scranton, PA with an inimitable conjuration of sharp metallic rock, nocturnal industrial, magnetic melodies, and larger-than-life visual imagery. The quintet—Chris Motionless [Vocals], Ricky Olson [Guitar], Ryan Sitkowski [guitar], Vinny Mauro [drums], and Justin Morrow [bass]—quietly clawed their way to the forefront of hard rock, gathering nearly half-a-billion cumulative streams and views to date.

Wilkinson is one of the UKs best known electronic artists and one of the most relentless and successful Drum and Bass artists of all time. With countless hits, multi-platinum selling chart records and a string of world tours under his belt, 2024 has seen him release stand out singles including This Moment, Break It Down and the BBC Radio 1 playlisted Balance. Expect special guests, tons of unreleased music, a new production show, fresh visuals, and a huge support line-up with some of D&Bs hottest acts!

The Mosconi Cup returns to London after record-breaking success in Orlando last year. Team Europe claimed an historic fifth-consecutive title, and will look to consolidate their legendary- status in one of the sport’s most storied venues, the Alexandra Palace. Team USA are fighting for their first taste of gold since 2019 and the rivalry between the two sides has never been so fierce.... Over 3,000 fans, the best players in the world and a carnival atmosphere that rivals any in the world. Sport’s biggest party is one you do not want to miss! If you'd like to learn more about the venue's story and mission, along with how you can play your part to support them - please head here: https://bit.ly/support-ally-pally Venue terms and conditions can be viewed here: https://www.alexandrapalace.com/terms-and-conditions/# Price includes a £2.50 venue restoration levy. Presented by the Mosconi Cup. This is an all ages event. U16s must be accompanied by an adult over the age of 21.

It’s easy to see why Kieran Hebden might be widely credited as the unwitting foremost purveyor folktronica. The DJ and producer better known as Four Tet has spent a career weaving analogue sounds into digital, creating some of the electronica’s most original and captivating music in the process. Yet any attempt to label Four Tet does a disservice to the mind-boggling array of influences and sounds that make up his music.

Marley was dead: to begin with. Following a critically acclaimed run in 2023, Mark Gatiss’ retelling of Dickens’ winter ghost story returns to haunt Alexandra Palace Theatre again in 2025. It’s a cold Christmas Eve and mean-spirited miser Ebenezer Scrooge has an unexpected visit from the spirit of his former business partner Jacob Marley. Bound in chains as punishment for a lifetime of greed, the unearthly figure explains it isn’t too late for Scrooge to change his miserly ways in order to escape the same fate, but first he’ll have to face three more eerie encounters… Frozen in time with beautifully preserved original features, our wonderfully atmospheric Theatre provides the perfect setting for audiences to enjoy one of the most famous and beloved Christmas stories ever told. Filled with Dickensian, spine-tingling special effects, prepare to be frightened and delighted in equal measure as you enter the supernatural Victorian world of Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol. CAPTIONED: Thursday, 4th December, 7:30pm AUDIO DESCRIBED: Saturday, 3rd January, 2:30pm

The legendary production of Susan Hill’s chilling ghost story The Woman in Black comes to Alexandra Palace Theatre. One of the most successful and longest-running theatre shows in the history of London’s West End, this gripping production is a brilliantly successful study in atmosphere, illusion and controlled horror. Now seen by over 7 million people worldwide, The Woman in Black continues to delight and terrify audiences of all generations. Obsessed with a curse that he believes has been cast over him and his family by the spectre of a Woman in Black, Arthur Kipps engages a sceptical young actor to help him tell his terrifying story and exorcise the fear that grips his soul. CAPTIONED: Tuesday, 14th October, 7:30pm AUDIO DESCRIBED: Tuesday, 21st August, 7:30pm

Schalk Bezuidenhout is a comedian from South Africa who is a household name in all households that know his name. More specifically, he grew up in Kempton Park in the East Rand. If you don’t know Kempton… it’s the type of place you thank one day in your Oscar speech as your “humble beginnings”. In Kempton Park the traditional Afrikaans way of living was a good life. You would ride your bicycle to school and English was only used in self defence. Schalk finished school with a distinction for every subject. That has nothing to do with his comedic abilities, he just wanted you to know that. Schalk’s family and friends stood back as they watched Schalk evolve from an Afrikaans conservative caterpillar into a beautifully dramatic butterfly, complete with a moustache and furry afro. It was obvious to Schalk’s parents that he would study drama, and to help numb the pain they sent him away to study at the University of Cape Town. While studying in Cape Town Schalk quickly grew dissatisfied with watching Suits on repeat in his single bed (look where Meghan is now, hey?!) His drama degree was still 4 years away, but he needed a creative outlet NOW! So he started doing stand-up comedy in April 2011. On stage Schalk is fun and energetic and appeals to all. Schalk has come a far way since his first paid gig in a strip club in Kempton Park (true story). He has had the privilege to perform all over the world in some great venues, alongside some even greater comedians. On stage Schalk is fun and energetic and appeals to people of all kinds and colours.

Stand up sensation and social media star Kae Kurd returns with his highly anticipated brand new tour: What's O'Kurd. Co-host of the hit podcast Aint Got a Clue, voice of ITV's Loaded in Paradise and star of Live at the Apollo (BBC), Mock the Week (BBC Two), Celebrity Masterchef (BBC One) and The Apprentice: You're Fired (BBC Two) As a hugely in-demand writer, his credits include Cunk & Other Humans (BBC Two), Have I Got News For You (BBC Two) and A League of Their Own (Sky One) ★★★★ The Herald ★★★★ Evening Standard

Following a phenomenal two years in the West End and a sensational first UK and Ireland tour, the “indisputably terrific” (The Times) OLIVIER AWARD-WINNING BEST NEW MUSICAL, charting the euphoric highs and agonizing lows of THE KINKS, is back and heading to Alexandra Palace Theatre, in the neighbourhood where the Davies brothers grew up! Sunny Afternoon celebrates the raw energy, passion, and timeless sound of one of Britain’s most iconic bands, telling their story through an incredible back catalogue of chart-toppers, including You Really Got Me, Lola, and All Day and All of the Night. Set against the backdrop of Britain on the cusp of the rebellious ’60s, Sunny Afternoon is an“exhilarating” (Financial Times) and moving celebration of the music, life, and the band that changed it all. Sunny Afternoon features music and lyrics by the legendary Ray Davies, a book by Joe Penhall,original story by Ray Davies, and direction by Edward Hall. CAPTIONED: 20th January, 7:30pm AUDIO DESCRIBED: 21st January, 7:30pm

Known as one of the most influential figures in contemporary music, Max Richter produces ground-breaking work as a pianist, composer, recording artist and collaborator. His genre-defining solo albums include The Blue Notebooks, Memoryhouse, Songs From Before, Infra, Three Worlds: Music from Woolf Works and the eight-hour epic SLEEP (chosen by BBC 6 Music as its Album of the Year). Richter's 2012 record Recomposed By Max Richter: Vivaldi, The Four Seasons topped the classical charts in 22 countries.

Shop, Learn & Be Inspired at Londons Top Craft Fair Come to the Knitting & Stitching Show for a fabulous day out and indulge in your favourite hobbies, learn new skills and shop for your annual craft supplies, buy fabric, yarns, tools, beads and much more from household name brands and special suppliers - all under one roof. The show brings together hundreds of workshops, demonstrations, interactive features, professionally curated textile art galleries as well as over 200 of the leading specialist craft suppliers. Coach leaves show at 4pm. Coach Pick up points: Lode Coach Depot 7.45am and Trumpington Park & Ride 8.30pm Booking closes: 18 September 2025

Turnstile is an American hardcore punk band formed in Baltimore, Maryland in 2010. They are known for their blend of hardcore punk with elements of metalcore, alternative rock, and other genres.

Dev Hynes, also known as Blood Orange and formerly Lightspeed Champion, is an acclaimed artist, producer, and composer, known for his boundary-pushing fusion of R&B, classical, electronic, and indie influences, has collaborated with artists like Solange, Harry Styles, and FKA twigs.

Kaleidoscope Festival is a London day festival like no other with a packed programme featuring our customary mix of live music, DJs, comedy and family fun!

CMAT is Irish pop artist Ciara Mary-Alice Thompson (formerly of The Bad Sea) based in Dublin.