Summer 1940. After an aerial dog fight, Pilot Officer Jack Absolute flies home to rejoin his squadron and is shocked to find old flame, Lydia, on the base. Setting his sights on winning her heart (though with turbulence and hilarity never far away) Jacks advances quickly turn to anarchy when the young heiress demands to be loved on her own terms. The pursuit of love is also on the minds of other squadron members, their general and the formidable owner of their country house base, the infamous Mrs Malaprop. Sheridans classic comedy of manners, The Rivals, is given an uproarious update by Oliver Chris and Richard Bean, the award-winning writer of One Man, Two Guvnors. Hilarious mix-ups, crazy word play, heartwarming and heart-wrenching fun - all peppered with swinging songs of the 1940s - this is one you really dont want to miss!

All Marina and Callum want is the perfect Marvel meets Disney wedding or do they? While the bride and groom each have their own doubts about getting married, a rabble of family and friends gather for the big day. The wedding guests have too much to drink, place bets, bicker and nearly die of starvation. Grandma Pat is getting fed up waiting. Uncle Chris accidentally spills wine on his sisters girlfriend. Callums younger brother unwittingly becomes the victim of a curious game of cat and mouse. The (divorced) parents of the groom cannot stand each other and the maid of honour, Anneli, is trying not to lose her mind, or get distracted by the best man. And they say your wedding day should be one of the best days of your life. I Do Not is a snappy, yet curiously thoughtful comedy, taking a modern look at what it means to be in love and if marriage is really worth more than the paper it is written on. Ridiculous in places, touching in others, I Do Not offers an updated view on what commitment really means.

You Cant Stop the Rhythm takes you on a dazzling journey through the history of musical theatre, with sensational medleys bringing each era to live. This original production celebrates the way the stage has captured the spiritsprit of its time, from the cobblestones of the past to the bright lights of today. With show stopping numbers, inventive choreography and timeless melodies it is a joyful celebration of song, dance and theatrical magic. Whether you are a lifelong fan, or discovering these classics for the first time - get ready for an unforgettable experience of musical theatre through the decades.

Welcome to the village with views to die for Caryl and Merion have lived in this picture-perfect Welsh village for years - raising a family and repeatedly decorating, while watching their community slowly disappear. Now Caryl wants to escape, but Merion definitely wants to stay. Is it loyalty? Belonging? Or a dark secret that will keep them here forever? Lucy Lovatts dark comedy about love, marriage and feeling trapped in your own life is her first full length play, having spent many years as a creative producer in the West End and offers a fresh and funny take on place, family and the ties that bind communities together.

This is a touching story of friendship, love, and suffering. Set against the backdrop of World War 1 it captures the day to day lives of a Lancastrian Mill town and the groups of friends that joined up together, on a jingoistic wave. It spotlights the horrors faced by the boys at the front and the challenges faced by the women left behind. Full of humour, warmth and truth, this play connects us to a time in history that we should never forget. We will remember them.

It is probably fair to say that almost everyone knows the story of A Christmas Carol. Maybe you are a fan of the book, or have seen one of the numerous adaptations: Alistair Sim in Scrooge Albert Finney in the musical, the cartoon with Mickey Mouse or Michael Caine with the Muppets - to name a few. Well, this year is your chance to see our very own take on this timeless classic, live on our lovely little stage. Theres nothing quite like the magic of theatre to bring this story alive. With a spectacular set, colourful costumes and a host of memorable characters, this is guaranteed to send you home with a smile on your face and warmth in your heart.

When their teacher mysteriously disappears and strange things begin to happen, the pupils at Ennville decide to investigate and find themselves in a different dimension, a parallel world. The Wrong Way Round is a hilarious musical mystery adventure with memorable, spine-tingling songs. Who is the Sticky Shadow? Why does Miss Sharman have a Slimeometer and why is the sign of the Zinnistar Research Facility the wrong way round? With so many memorable characters and opportunities for our workshoppers to shine, The Wrong Way Round is not to be missed!

A week long intensive drama workshop (for 8-14 year olds) full of games, exercises and Drama skills lead by two experienced drama practitioners. Make new friends, discover new talents, build confidence and self awareness and have loads of fun! Bring a packed lunch and plenty to drink. Wear loose, comfy clothes and sensible footwear. Cost of week 100 Venue: The Archway Theatre Studio Complex, Horley

The Archway Theatre is a Community run Theatre in the heart of Horley. Live music nights take place in the studio, these are special nights hosted by UK Country artist Anna Howie, who brings together the best Songwriters, musicians, artists the UK has to offer. You will find a reasonably priced bar, a great intimate space, a listening audience and a warm welcome. It's like the Cavern Club but in Horley. Anna Howie Presents: The next Anna Howie Presents My Girl River and Serious Child Kris Wilkinson Hughes aka My Girl the River is a Louisiana native who is now based in the UK after a decade of songwriting in Nashville. She has recently released her third album, Songs About Space, to strong critical acclaim. As a performer, she is funny, warm and fearless with a sackful of hook laden Americana/roots songs and a voice of sweet sugared espresso. You might find yourself singing along or shedding a tear on your journey. Love, loss, Louisiana and Hot Chicken are just some of the stops along the way. My Girl The River have performed at the Isle of Wight festival and toured with folk legend Suzanne Vega. I am about to utter the most fearsome words in folk, says Alan Young, aka Serious Child. This is a song about my grandmother ... its a singalong - Arts Republic Roots musician Serious Child hails from an old beech wood in West Sussex, and draws from a wide range of acoustic influences from folk to pop to bossa nova. His pin sharp lyrics explore the world around us with a poets ear for emotion and a comedians eye for everyday detail. His fourth album, What Lies Beneath, is due to be released in Summer 2025.

What does vocation mean in a changing NHS? Find out in this bittersweet and relevant comedy. Old School Surgery is a chaotic GP practice, struggling to meet the needs (and demands!) of its patients, and run by an overstretched but committed workforce who sometimes adopt unorthodox strategies to cope. Enter Kiera an idealistic trainee doctor who is excitedly embarking on a career in general practice We are immensely excited to be staging the premiere of the latest play written by Lucy, a practising doctor. The play is set in a GP surgery in the current day.

Comedy Cottage once again collaborates with the wonderful Archway Theatre to bring you another top night of comedy. Our usual brand of Award winning international stars of TV and stage alongside rising stars you can say you saw on your doorstep first. Book early as this will be the last show for the season. We will return to the Archway 4th September and to the Redhill Belfry 25th September Headlining for our last show this season! A superstar of an all round act! Some of you may remember seeing him first in our early days of the Comedy Cottage 20 odd years ago. He has gone on to International critical acclaim and is a much in demand act. We feel very lucky to have him......The wonderful inimitable.... CHRISTIAN LEE - @christianleemagic Christian Lee is an award-winning headline comedian, actor, and magician, best known as a finalist on Britains Got Talent, with over 500 million YouTube views worldwide. He won The Slammer (BBC One) and quickly became a standout family entertainer. Christian has starred in major productions at sell-out venues across the UK and Ireland including The Lowry, Nottingham Royal concert hall and West End theatres such as the Dominion and Adelphi theatre. An Associate of the inner Magic Circle with Silver Star, he tours internationally and currently headlines his 3rd season of Cirque: The Greatest Show and An Evening of Burlesque Cabaret, plus playing comic lead in Pantos such as Lincoln New Theatre Royal, Beauty and the Beast 2022 and also Sleeping Beauty in Dartford Orchard Theatre 2025 with his high-energy, laugh-out-loud comedy magic and mime. Show venues include comedy clubs, theatres, corporate venues, and he even managed a refurbished bar in a West End old public toilet. Britain's Got Talent judges comments: I had the best view of everybody at the trick, and youre a great magician (David Walliams) You entertained us so brilliantly well (Alesha Dixon) You know how to work the audience (Amanda Holden) I think youre funny (well thats pretty good for Simon Cowell) Opening the show for us will be one of the best joke writers in the UK..... CRAIG DEELEY - @craiguito Finalist Channel 4's So You Think You're Funny (2004) Finalist J20 Last Laugh Competition (2004) Finalist UK Stand-up Comedian of the Year Award (2022) Craig Deeley is a Birmingham-based stand-up who has crafted his art form over the last ten years. Craigs repertoire is one of anecdotal observational comedy, combining humble self-mockery and tapping into the ridiculousness of modern life and everyday occurrences that we all recognise. Craig works throughout the UK and has toured extensively on the national comedy circuit including regular comedy festival appearances. He has fulfilled several broadcast media engagements and is also an experienced stage actor and improvisation performer. Craig has supported ITV's The Chase, Paul Sinha on his stand-up tour 2019-2020. A well respected and prolific joke writer, Craig has a huge fan following on Twitter/X where he is loved by all for his sharp gags. Craig has been performing stand-up all over the UK (and beyond) since 2004, when he reached the finals of Channel 4's So You Think You're Funny competition. In 2022 he was a finalist in the UK Stand-up Comedian of the Year competition. Expect one-liners, self-deprecation, and a bit of camp thrown in for good measure. "Craig Deeley makes me laugh, on and off Twitter, which is rare" (Sarah Millican) "Charming Brummie with a nice take on life" (Gay Times) "A cuddly version of Jimmy Carr" (Diss Corn Hall) "His set was over far too quickly" (BBC) Plus, our newer supporting acts... C.K. NATH - (@ck standupcomedy) Winner Leicester Comedy Festival 'Comedy Slam'. Finalist West End New Old Act (2023) Semi-Finalist So You Think You're Funny (2023) Semi-Finalist Komedia New Comedy Award CK Nath is a high energy Indian standup comedian. Her comedy is influenced by her experiences growing up in India and as an immigrant here in the UK - mocking and celebrating both cultures with equal gusto. She is a Soho Theatre Alumni. "CKs energy kept the audience hooked from the start, with clever prop work that punched up the jokes" - (TheComedyRooms) "Humbling British audiences with her off-beat magnetism" (People's Comedy) HOLLY HUDSON - @holhuds Holly is an American comedian living in London, Paris, Los Angeles, and her native, Yellow Springs, Ohio. A true digital nomad, possibly homeless, she came to comedy in mid-life, starting on the London circuit, after her son grew up and left the nest. Holly has performed in comedy clubs all over Europe and the Midwest. She has gained a loyal following of over 100,000 across Instagram and TikTok and over 15 million views for her numerous viral comedy sketches about the idiosyncrasies of Americans versus the British.Mc SAJEELA KERSHI - @sajeelakershi Winner AWA Awards (2015)Winner Argos Angel Award for artistic excellence (2015) Star of Edinburgh Fringe Main Award Winning show Comedian/Writer/Broadcaster who has performed all over the UK and internationally with several critically acclaimed shows. 'Smart, funny with a mischievous glint' (Times) 'Hugely talented, extremely funny divine diva' (Time Out) This month we will be collecting for Alzheimers Research UK