This is not a musical. Milton Jones is tone deaf and has no sense of rhythm, but at least he doesn’t make a song and dance about it. He has more important things to discuss. Like giraffes... and there’s a bit about tomatoes. You might know him from Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo or Radio 4. Or that time he stood for the Scottish National Party, fought a hard campaign, but in the end had to respect the wishes of the people of Cardiff. A whole new show of daftness. You know it makes sense. Warning - contains jokes from the start.

Larry's been spending a lot of time with his granny lately. He wants to tell you about it. Join the thrice Edinburgh Comedy Award-nominated, two-time star of Live At The Apollo for a hilarious new show about identity, heroes and the benefits of being a dafty. As seen on Mock The Week, House Of Games, Fandan (Channel 4 Comedy Special) and Michael McIntyre's Big Show. "Twinklingly charismatic the gag rate is ridiculously " ★★★★★ Telegraph A superb piece of stand-up at the top of his game ★★★★★ Independent An innately gifted and multifaceted performer Chortle It's the kind of magnetic set that might restore your faith in the art form Fest Mag

Gravity and Other Myths and House of Oz Festival favourites Gravity and Other Myths return with their international smash hit, Ten Thousand Hours. The creators of A Simple Space and Backbone bring you an ode to the countless hours of sweat and joy needed to achieve great things. Get your tickets fast. This will sell out! 'The level of thought, skill and emotional courage on display is breathtaking' \*\*\*\*\* (Scotsman). 'An awe-inspiring display of acrobatic brilliance' \*\*\*\*\* (Edinburgh Festivals Magazine). 'A visual masterpiece of the human body in motion' \*\*\*\*\* (StageWhispers.com.au). 'Mesmerising' \*\*\*\*\* (List). 'Impressive and humorous' (Fest). None

Where does he get it all from? A common phrase heard outside Jason Byrne’s show as the crowd leave with utter joy in their hearts. Jason literally has his Head In the Clouds most of the time, but thankfully, mainly when he’s on stage! It’s laughter at its highest, as we watch Jason pull magic from his cloudy head down onto the stage. Be it, stormy stand up, calm fun or audience members with clouds literally on their heads. Come join Jason in the clouds, for a night of beautiful unpredictable, fluffy, mayhem.

Copenhagen Collective Experience a breathtaking acrobatic journey, as 17 internationals unite to celebrate the spirit of Edinburgh Fringe through the joys of human connection. Following their successful European tour, Copenhagen Collective leap into Scotland to create a joyful show for all the family. From an empty stage, these world class artists shape an hour-long jaw-dropping acrobatic and heartfelt storytelling performance. With an original sound and lighting design that will take you into another dimension, follow the acrobats as they stack, tumble and spin through an emotional landscape, creating a world of cooperation and understanding, where the true strength emerges. Strobe lighting

Trigger Happy Productions The hottest ticket of Fringe 2024. Everyone's favourite ogre-inspired burlesque and drag parody is coming back to Edinburgh! Swamplesque is the award-winning, critically acclaimed, five-star rated burlesque parody show! 'The funniest burlesque show you'll ever see' (Lilithia.net). Prepare for a night filled with laughter, surprises and a touch of the risqué. Don't be green with envy – grab your friends and secure your tickets now for this hilariously naughty night out! 'Rarely have I been in a situation when a review is hard to write because it is such perfection' \*\*\*\*\* (GetTheChance.wales). Nudity, Scenes of a sexual nature, Strong language/swearing Age category: 16+

Revd Rosie Frew and Mr Dave Frew request the pleasure of your company at an informal gathering of former Moderators and spouses, plus the GA Team on Thursday 22 May 2025 in the Moderators Dining Room of the Assembly Hall at close of business, following the Clapping Out (around 3:30pm)

Onyx Productions Sold out on Broadway! Sold out at the Sydney Opera House! Seen by over two million people worldwide! BMX, basketball, breakdancing, beatboxing, acrobatics, drumming and more, 360 ALLSTARS connects the street with the elite to deliver a supercharged urban circus. Boasting a stellar cast of world champion and world record-holding artists and athletes, the international smash hit returns to Edinburgh as part of its 2025 world tour! 'Blindingly talented' ★★★★★ (BroadwayBaby.com). 'Destined to be a sell-out' ★★★★★ (TheWeeReview.com). 'The most thrilling stage show ever' ★★★★★ (WeekendNotes.com). Strobe lighting

Cirque Kalabanté Wow. A World of Words. A brand new dynamic, acrobatic and colourful hour combining African and Western culture, from the company behind the sell-out show Afrique en Cirque. Two groups on stage separated by a line... a fear between them is transformed into a desire to share. A beautiful conclusion of unity and respect. Prepare oneself for exciting aerial acts, jaw dropping acrobatics, a human pyramid and a dash of comedy... None

Comic Relief For one night only, Comic Relief Live! is back. Celebrate 40 years of Comic Relief and join us for a star-studded show with a surprise guest host and an amazing line-up of some of the UK's most exciting comedy talent. And the best bit? Money raised will support incredible projects which help children to be happier, families stronger, women safer, communities prouder and millions of lives fairer. Previous hosts include Nish Kumar, John Bishop, Ed Gamble, Jo Brand and Sara Pascoe. It's going to be another sell-out show so grab your tickets now! Strong language/swearing Age category: 16+

Assembly Festival Assembly's Gala celebrates the opening of our 2025 programme of over 230 shows. This spectacular show highlights some of our biggest and best productions – a must-see for anyone that wants to get a flavour of what's to come at the world's largest arts festival. Book early, always a sell-out! Strong language/swearing Age category: 14+