The Houghton Weavers have been entertaining folk for over 40 years with their unique blend of popular folk music, humour and audience participation. In their time together, the group - comprising Tony Berry, David Littler and Steve Millington - have performed thousands of concerts, recorded over 30 albums, starred in several of their own highly successful BBC radio and TV series, and made countless appearances on other programmes. The Houghton Weavers guarantee a wonderful evening of entertainment suitable for all the family. Their experience in the business together with their style and professionalism ensures that, as their motto says, they always ‘Keep Folk Smiling’.

A message from Jason Manford: Hello there, Jason here, thanks for stopping by. I've been wondering for a while now, why is local stand up comedy not high up on the list of what people think about doing when looking for a great night out. So where do we go? The local pub for a few drinks? Cinema? Maybe a meal with a loved one or a cheeky midweek quiz with some mates. Some people still go out clubbing at one of those city centre discotheques! (shudders). Even ten-pin bowling is considered higher up than comedy! How can that be? How can throwing a massive rock at ten wooden things be more fun than sitting in a dark room with your friends or partner, drink in hand, watching someone funny tell jokes that make you all laugh from your belly for hours and hours and give you something to talk about all the next day? Well let me tell you this: There is a circuit of brilliant comics in this country who thrive in the live arena and want to make you laugh on a regular basis, so I'm going to tell you who they are. My plan is this: I'm going to carefully select some of my favourite comedians from the circuit and send them to a town near you. Simple! Keep on laughing folks, and remember, there's nothing like live!

The Four Horsemen of Rising Crime, Global Warming, AI and Culture Wars are galloping towards us. Are we on the road to hell? And can we avoid the potholes? In his brand new tour show 'Fair Cop' Alfie has the antidote to the breakdown of law and order, fake news and the price of baked beans. Somewhere in a parallel universe little Alfie’s natural comedic performance skills were recognised by his doting parents who encouraged and developed his blossoming talent. After several years as a stage school brat Alfie’s angelic face was launched on stage and screen and the rest is history. Meanwhile, in this universe Alfie Moore was told to stop messing about in class before being ‘encouraged’ into the grinding, grimy world of an apprenticeship in the Sheffield steelworks. When recession hit he traded steel for copper by joining Humberside Police. In his 40s the two universes collided when Alfie made a bid for showbiz success – but unfortunately 30 years of shift-work and being punched in the face quite a lot, had left him with ‘a face for radio’. A face not so much ‘lived in’ as inhabited by a settlement of squatters with little regard to property maintenance and repair.

20 years in stand-up for the Taskmaster cheeky texts icon, multi-award winner, YouTube cult figure, Radio 4 favourite and recently ‘Baby Reindeer’ actor: Watson returns after seasons at the Adelaide, Melbourne, Sydney and Edinburgh comedy festivals. A recent encounter with a stranger caused Mark to spend some time pondering the uncertain future facing humanity. He explores this – along with equally pressing matters like the worst word he has ever said in public, the current state of the UK sausage industry, and much more – in a typically frantic and fun-packed new show!

Book now for The Totally Improvised Musical, for an evening of unscripted and unmissable songs and laughter. Every night is opening night as this team of top improvisers compose a brand new musical from your suggestions – hitting all the right notes in any order they like. That's right, every show is completely made up, inspired by your title suggestions. Previous shows have featured such weird and wonderful misadventures as a prison break where no one wanted to escape, a battle between hobbits and greedy land developers, and a heart warming tale of tube drivers who dream of being west-end stars! Don't miss out and book today! If you like musicals and if you like comedy then you'll love this new show from the team behind ComedySportz.

Beatles Complete present a night of Beatlemania packed with massive hits from the most influential band of all time. This Liverpool based ‘beat combo’ are the youngest ever Beatles band to gain a residency at the Cavern Club in Liverpool where they still perform every Thursday and Saturday, packing the club out and creating a unique Beatles vibe. All four members are accomplished multi-instrumentalists allowing them to span right across The Beatles’ recording history, from Please Please Me right through to Let It Be. Having performed at International Beatle Week for the last 3 years running, the lads have been invited to return again for 2024 and are also taking their extended show to theatres across the UK. The band has also appeared on the BBC and on TV in Japan and The Netherlands. This is a night not to be missed for all Beatles fans performed by a band who are quickly making a name for themselves due to their musical prowess, boundless energy and easy Liverpool wit. The Beatles were a phenomena in musical history, Beatles Complete remind you why.

Host of hit political podcast The Political Party Matt Forde (Spitting Image, Have I Got News For You, The British Scandal, The Last Leg, The Royal Variety Performance) explores the dark comedy horror that is British politics, ahead of the next election. Plus silly voices.

As a society we love stuff, it’s a statement about who we are and who we want to be. But apparently, this message is at odds with the looming environmental crisis. We’re now struggling to balance these worlds, to focus on the things that bring us real connections and nourish the soul. Award-winning comedian and award-winning droduct designer Scott Bennett is desperately trying to cleanse his life of stuff, but is this even possible anymore? Tour support for Mickey Flanagan, Rob Brydon, Jason Manford and John Bishop. Star of Live at the Apollo, The News Quiz, The Now Show, The Ultimate Choice and Chortle Best Club Comedian Nominee 2022.

From the man who brought you his Liminal tour last year... (and Subliminal the year before - well, of course you don't remember!)... Here is the Post-liminal event! The usual mix of audience interaction, a couple of highlights from the Liminal tour, some random meanderings especially concocted for Portaferry and a little taste of what's to come in the 2023 Delamerium tour. This event is part of Portico's 2022 Comedy Arts Festival supported by Ards and North Down Borough Council and the Arts Council of Northern Ireland.

Mark Simmons combines hilarious one-liners with an irresistible love of performing, to resonate with audiences at virtual and in-person events. His award-winning stand-up is a cut above the rest, setting Mark apart on the booking circuit and leading him to perform on some of the most prestigious comedy stages in the UK.

Arctic Monkeys' album, 'Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not', hit the shelves in January 2006. Tracks like 'I Bet You Look Good on the Dancefloor' and 'When the Sun Goes Down' became anthems, showcasing Alex Turner's sharp lyrics and observational storytelling. Tom Rosenthal's show, 'Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I Am', tours the UK and Ireland. Jokes like 'Wimbledon', 'Daniel Radcliffe' and 'Some Weather We're Having' have the potential to become classics, showcasing Rosenthal's sharp nose and observational squawking. Star of 'Friday Night Dinner' (C4) and 'Plebs' (ITV), this is Tom’s much awaited return to stand-up following his critically-acclaimed 2019 show, 'Manhood'.

Chorley Youth Theatre production of SHREK THE MUSICAL, Jr Book and Lyrics by David Lindsay-Abaire Music by Jeanine Tesori Based on the DreamWorks Animation Motion Picture and the Book by William Steig Originally Produced on Broadway by DreamWorks Theatricals and Neal Street Productions Directed by Natalie Howarth Beauty is in the eye of the ogre in Shrek The Musical JR., based on the Oscar-winning DreamWorks Animation film and fantastic Broadway musical. It's a "big bright beautiful world" as everyone's favorite ogre, Shrek, leads a cast of fairytale misfits on an adventure to rescue a princess and find true acceptance. Part romance and part twisted fairy tale, Shrek JR. is an irreverently fun show with a powerful message for the whole family. Once upon a time, in a far away swamp, there lived an ogre named Shrek. One day, Shrek finds his swamp invaded by banished fairytale misfits who have been cast off by Lord Farquaad, a tiny terror with big ambitions. When Shrek sets off with a wisecracking donkey to confront Farquaad, he's handed a task if he rescues feisty princess Fiona, his swamp will be righted. Shrek tries to win Fionas love and vanquish Lord Farquaad, but a fairytale wouldn't be complete without a few twists and turns along the way. Running Time: 60mins Shrek the Musical JR. is presented through special arrangement with and all authorized materials are supplied by Music Theatre International, 421 West 54th Street, New York, NY 10019

Songs from the Musicals performed by KTB Music Theatre Chorus Popular songs from Musical Theatre, and a few little-heard gems, are performed by KTB Musics Theatre Chorus with a live band all under the direction of Katy Bradley. Presented in association with Chorley Theatre. Includes songs from Frozen, Lion King, Beauty and the Beast, Mary Poppins, Legally Blonde, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Wicked and many more. 2026 includes a Saturday Matinee full of family favourites! Accompanied by a BSL interpreter. Family-Friendly If youre interested in joining the Chorus, details are here: https://chorleytheatre.com/chorus/

Sister Act: The Musical A CADOS Production Music by Alan Menken Lyrics by Glenn Slater Book by Cheri Steinkellner & Bill Steinkellner Additional Book Material by Douglas Carter Beane Based on the Touchstone Pictures Motion Picture, Sister Act, written by Joseph Howard. Directed by Zoe Jones A divine musical comedy based on the hit film When disco diva Deloris Van Cartier witnesses a murder, she is put in protective custody in one place the cops are sure she won't be found: a convent! Disguised as a nun, she finds herself at odds with both the rigid lifestyle and uptight Mother Superior. Using her unique disco moves and singing talent to inspire the choir, Deloris breathes new life into the church and community but in doing so, blows her cover. Soon, the gang is giving chase only to find them up against Deloris and the power of her newly found sisterhood. Featuring original music by winner Alan Menken ( Disneys Aladdin, Enchanted ) and songs inspired by Motown, soul and disco, this heavenly musical is joyous and uplifting in equal measures.

Cluedo A CADOS Production Based on the screenplay by Jonathan LynnWritten by Sandy RustinAdditional Material by Hunter Foster and Eric Price Directed by Rebecca Dickinson Its a dark and stormy night, and youve been invited to a very unusual dinner party. Each of the guests has an alias, the butler offers a variety of weapons, and the host is, well . . . dead. So whodunnit? Join the iconic oddballs known as Scarlet, Plum, White, Green, Peacock, and Mustard as they race to find the murderer in Boddy Manor before the body count stacks up. Based on the cult classic film and the popular board game, Cluedo is a madcap comedy that will keep you guessing until the final twist. Based on the Paramount Pictures Motion Picture, based on the Hasbro board game CLUEDO.

The Curious Incident of the Dog In The Night-time A CADOS Production Written by Simon Stephens Based on the book by Mark Haddon Directed by Robert Walsh Christopher, 15 years old, stands beside Mrs Shears dead dog. It has been speared with a garden fork, it is seven minutes after midnight, and Christopher is under suspicion. He records each fact in the book he is writing to solve the mystery of who murdered Wellington. He has an extraordinary brain and is exceptional at maths, but he is ill-equipped to interpret everyday life. He has never ventured alone beyond the end of his road, he detests being touched, and he distrusts strangers. But Christophers detective work, forbidden by his father, takes him on a frightening journey that turns his world upside-down. Simon Stephens adaptation of Mark Haddons bestselling, award-winning novel The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time offers a richly theatrical exploration of this touching and bleakly humorous tale. Winner! Seven 2013 Olivier Awards, including Best New Play Winner! Five 2015 Tony Awards, including Best Play Winner! Six 2015 Drama Desk Awards, including Outstanding Play Winner! Five 2015 Outer Critics Circle Awards, including Outstanding New Broadway Play Winner! 2015 Drama League Award for Outstanding Production of a Broadway Play

Jungle Adventure: A Magical Expedition Embark on an unforgettable journey with Ranger Andy as he sets off on a daring quest to return the legendary Akiki bird to its secret home deep in the heart of the enchanted jungle! Along the way, you'll encounter wild wonders, magical creatures, and Andy's hilarious, whirlwind conservation antics. From crazy capers to jaw-dropping illusions, this action-packed show is full of laughs, surprises, and heartwarming moments. Enter a World of Wonder in the Heart of the Jungle Perfect for the whole family, Jungle Adventure is an exciting mix of magic, fun, and fascinating wildlife that will have everyone on the edge of their seats! Interactive family show suitable for children 3+ Performance includes light-hearted storytelling, slapstick comedy, magic, illusion, audience participation, fun educational facts and information on animal conservation and ecology. 2 x 40min halves + 20 minute interval. Performance signed in Makaton.

Pinocchio - The 2026 CADOS Christmas Pantomime On Sale 12th December 2025. Written by Mark Jones and Ian Robinson Directed by Mark Jones A wooden boy comes to life in this thrilling and funny Christmas treat, as the classic story of Pinocchio gets the Pantomime treatment In a globe-spanning adventure, Pinocchio embarks on a journey to become a real boy, with his conscience Jiminy Cricket by his side and an evil villain in hot pursuit. With exciting encounters and magical moments this is a show packed full of jokes, songs and wonder for the whole family. Book early to avoid disappointment!

Every Brilliant Thing Written by Duncan Macmillan with Jonny Donahoe Directed by Neil Brogan-Brown Youre seven years old. Mums in hospital. Dad says shes done something stupid. She finds it hard to be happy. So you make a list of everything thats brilliant about the world. Everything worth living for. Ice cream. Water fights. Staying up past your bedtime and being allowed to watch TV. The colour yellow. Rollercoasters. People falling over. As the child becomes an adult and the list grows, they learn the significance it has on their own life. This comic play has become a global phenomenon exploring the lengths we go to for those we love. Unreserved Seating in our Studio Running Time 75 minutes with no interval Recommended Age Guide 14+ | Content includes: audience interaction, references to suicide, depression, mental health issues and death.

Ignorance Is Bliss Written and Directed by Anna Spencer Jules' marriage is on the rocks when 'the one that got away' unexpectedly turns up on her doorstep and she suddenly finds herself questioning her life decisions. Tickets 8 Unreserved Seating in our Studio

Hailing from Barnsley Rock City in t'North, The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican are on a mission! Determined to follow in their spiritual father’s immortal footsteps and keep his legacy alive, they have a talent for Bar-Stewardizing other famous people’s songs with new comedy lyrics, on acoustic geetar, banjo, fiddle, mandolin, accordion, keyboard, keytar, and the world's first synthesiser ukulele! To complete their squeaky-clean image, brothers-from-other-mothers Scott, Björn and Alan have become instantly recognisable for their immaculate hair and their stylish choice of knitwear. A band that is both perpetually on the move and joyously independent, since forming in 2006, they have played over 1000 side-splitting shows to date, and have brought smiles and belly-laughs to audiences across the UK; from Barnsley to Barnstaple, from Glastonbury to Glasgow. They continue to wow audiences with their anarchic live shows and a fine selection of their greatest hits, including the likes of “Jump Ararnd”, “The Lady In Greggs”, "How Deep Is Your Glove?", "Paint 'em Back", "Walking In Manpiss" and “If I Could Punch A Face… It’d Be Justin Bieber’s”.

Stand-up comedian and podcast cult hero Jamie Hutchinson returns with Can My Mate Come? He’s Sound. A brand-new hour of unfiltered comedy, mad stories, and chaotic charm. Older? Yes. Wiser? No. He’s sound...Sort of.

Have you ever forensically over-thought your life choices? Are they all somehow connected to a passing comment your Spanish teacher made when you were 15? Has it impacted everything from your love life to your career? Following sold-out shows across the UK, the Edinburgh Fringe Festival and Soho Theatre, Celya AB (One of the most gifted joke writers of her age - Chortle) is back with a new show with her brand of exceptional, not to mention impressively original (British Comedy Guide) jokes and sharp observations. This is a show about breaking free from shame, and what ensues when you do.

Hot on the heels of her critically acclaimed 2024 show Side Eye, Rachel Fairburn is back with new personalities and some old favourites for you to love and hate. Expect nepo babies, middle class rock stars, terrifying mothers, biting social commentary and lots of big laughs.

Edge Street Live presents a thrilling and dangerous evening with John Robb John Robb talks about a life in music, his best selling art of darkness book, being the first person to interview Nirvana, inventing the word britpop and adventures on the post punk frontline.

Colin Manford: Off The Record Join comedian Colin Manford for his hit show Off The Record a hilarious deep dive into the stranger side of music, fame, and pop culture. Expect sharp storytelling, cheeky humour and a few musical surprises along the way as Detective Colin investigates the truth behind the tunes we all know and love. Smart, playful and packed with laughs its comedy with rhythm.

Daniel was determined to handle his Big Breakup with the grace of Julia Roberts. He didn’t. Join him as he navigates dating in your 30s, Le Creuset addiction and 12-step skincare routines, all while trying very hard to emanate love and light. Described by Rolling Stone as ‘utterly hilarious and effortlessly charismatic’, award-winning stand-up Daniel is best known for his viral comedy videos, which are enjoyed by millions of women and gays online. His critically-acclaimed debut show Villain toured internationally, including a sell-out run at New York’s SoHo Playhouse and London’s legendary Clapham Grand. He co-hosts the podcast Welcome To Hell with fellow comic Dane Buckley, which debuted in Apple and Spotify’s Top 10 comedy charts, and he is the author of the hit book Bedtime Stories for Privileged Children.

When (mid-show) the Masked Magician disappears, completely, magically and seemingly forever, Sherlock Holmes (with Watson in tow) plunges into a secret world of Edwardian Magic to solve the mystery of the missing Magi. A brand new Holmes and Watson adventure for all the family filled with Mayhem, Mirth, Mystery andMagic! "TELL ME EVERYTHING, HOLMES" 1ts 1906 - the Golden Age of Magic. The Masked Magician, bestrides Londons world of Magic like a colossus, UNTIL..one night, mid-performance, the Magician vanishes. Dead? Kidnapped? In hiding? After a month Scotland Yard is completely baffled (obviously) and calls in Sherlock Holmes to help solve the mystery of the Masked Magicians disappearance. Holmes, with an excitable Watson in tow, plunges into the secret world of Edwardian Magic only to find that the Masked Magicians identity is Magic's best kept secret. As they meet, and question, the Magicians peers (seeing a lot of Magic), the mystery of his identity and fate deepens. As they unravel clue after clue, Holmes comes to share Watsons wonder and discovers that it can sit alongside his logical outlook. Run time - 70 mins

After Morgan and his partner went on separate holidays - one to a Mathematics Forum in Coventry and the other to a Bear Party in Barcelona - a massive revelation forced Morgan to re-evaluate everything. Being banned from Great Western trains, being fired as a Naked Butler, and ghosting Paul McCartney were they really his fault? Has that got you hooked? Good, because thats the only stuff appropriate enough to include in the blurb. A stand-up show about the trials and errors of falling in love and keeping the spark alive, the spiral-inducing limbo of awaiting a diagnosis, and the experience of being a white Welsh valley boy integrating into a proud Guattari family. Oh, hes got plenty to talk about. As well as garnering millions of views online and rave-reviews for his live shows, Morgan has supported Joanne McNally, Rhys James and Jayde Adams on tour, appeared as a finalist in the BBC New Comedy Awards, and hosts hit podcasts My Bad and Chatting With Cherubs alongside Josh Jones and Gearid Farrelly.

The Swing Commanders This hugely talented, high-energy Lancashire band has wowed listeners and dancers alike through its unique presentation of some of the finest music from the 30s, 40s and 50s, with its array of six specialist musicians, five solo voices and as for instruments... well we will leave you to count for yourself! Here is an opportunity to see why sold out notices and standing ovations are regular features of performances by these international artistes, who have established a reputation as Europe's top Western Swing band in theatres, festivals and dance halls. So, let them take you back in time for a special evening of Swing classics with a champagne sparkle. They really are the cats with the cream of Forties classics, so just sit back and sample the sweet Swing sensation that is - The Swing Commanders!

Brian Bilston and Henry Normal appear together for the first time in a show which one critic has described as “two people reading some poems”. Along the way, they will be drawing on their vast catalogue of crowd favourites – and throwing in new poems, to prevent becoming their own tribute bands. Not ones to overpromise, Brian and Henry are prepared to commit to delivering the greatest poetry show in the history of the world or their names aren’t Brian Bilston and Henry Normal. An evening of poems to be enjoyed not endured.

Les Liaisons Dangereuses by Christopher Hampton based on the novel by Pierre Choderlos de Laclos and directed by Marianne Elliott BAFTA Award-winner Lesley Manville (Phantom Thread) joins Aidan Turner (Rivals) in a striking new staging of Christopher Hamptons celebrated adaptation of the classic novel, where among the glittering salons of the super-rich, one misstep can mean ruin. Marquise de Merteuil is a master in the art of survival. Alongside the magnetic Vicomte de Valmont, they turn seduction into strategy and weaponise desire. But when their alliance collapses into rivalry, the battle between them threatens to destroy everyone in their path. Filmed live on stage at the National Theatre, Marianne Elliott (Angels in America) directs this thrilling game of love, lies, and social warfare.

The Playboy of the Western World by John Millington Synge and directed by Caitrona McLaughlin Nicola Coughlan (Bridgerton) joins anna Hardwicke (The Sixth Commandment) and Siobhán McSweeney (Derry Girls) in John Millington Synges riveting play of youth and self-discovery. Pegeen Flahertys life is turned upside down when a young man walks into her pub claiming that hes killed his father. Instead of being shunned, the killer becomes a local hero and begins to win hearts, that is until a second man unexpectedly arrives on the scene Filmed live on stage at the National Theatre, Caitrona McLaughlin directs this darkly funny tale full to the brim with secrets.

You know when you're trying to wee on a night out, and you're interrupted by a random girl who insists on telling you all her secrets even though you've never met? Imagine that, but she has a microphone. Ania Magliano is back!

Fresh from a sell-out run at the Edinburgh Festival, the new and acclaimed show embarks on its 2026 UK tour. Award nominated stand-up and improviser Jon Hipkiss brings together the ultimate celebration of fandom and comedy. Coordinates at the ready as the pitch is this – you decide the show! Based on your suggestions Jon will improvise an entirely new and never-to-be-seen again Star Wars film all by himself. This show is in no way related to Disney or Lucasfilm... obviously! May the force be with us!

Pinocchio; Pantomime @ Chorley Little Theatre Date: Friday 11th December 2026 Time: Show Starts at 7.30pm (please arrive early) Join us for an enchanting performance of Pinocchio at Chorley Little Theatre! This event has been subsidised by Lancashire TAAG for its members and promises to be a fun-filled evening with: Uplifting music (which may be loud at times) Bright and colourful lighting effects Surprise sound effects, including some small explosions Opportunities for the audience to interact with the cast We want everyone to enjoy the experience. Please note that the show can feel intense due to its exciting effects, especially for some younger children or those sensitive to sound and lighting. Ticket Information: Tickets are7.50 each and are only available to Lancashire TAAG members. Tickets are non-refundable. A password is required to book tickets. This password is included in the email sent to you about the show. Tickets purchased through this page are not valid for entry; instead, attendees will receive their official entry ticket directly from us before the event. Please note that tickets for this booking cannot be resold. How to Book: Reserve your tickets here and keep an eye out for your official entry tickets, which will be sent to you closer to the event. We look forward to sharing this magical evening with you! Entry tickets will be emailed or handed to you before the event. Your Ticket Source Booking is NOT Valid Entry.

Finlay Christie (Live at the Apollo, 8 out of 10 Cats Does Countdown, Have I Got News For You) humblebrags for an hour about his fuckboy era and his new search for meaningful, authentic connection. His past YouTube specials OK Zoomer and Aura Farmer have nearly a million views total online, which is really good.

ComedySportz Two teams. One winner. No script. Lots of laughs! ComedySportz returns to Chorley theatre for another round of award-winning competitive comedy fun. Two teams go for gold with quick-witted gags and games inspired by your suggestions. It's fast-paced, feel good fun for everyone with a referee on hand to ensure a good clean match. The players have sharpened their wits and washed their kits... Who wins? YOU decide! The gang returns to the theatre where it all began to celebrate 25 years of fun and games this November! Picking up rave reviews and selling out shows at venues and festivals across the UK, ComedySportz won Best Alternative Act at the North West Comedy Awards in 2022 and earlier this year was nominated for Best Kids Show at The Leicester Comedy Festival - Europe's biggest comedy festival. Book now and don't miss the weekend's funniest fixture! "Very, Very, Very Funny" Mix Up Theatre "Brilliantly funny show. Gags and games galore." The Derek Awards "A feel-good pick that celebrates the joy of improvisation." Theatre Weekly "Skilled and funny with a remarkable ability to think on their feet." Three Weeks Comedy for all ages

Phil Elllis - Bath Mat Multi-award winning 'comic genius' ( The Scotsman ) and the new star of Taskmaster (Ch4), Phil Ellis is going on his first full national stand-up tour. Third evening at Chorley after 2 sell-out performances! Following his three big award wins at the 2025 Edinburgh Fringe, Phil, the very definition of funny bones, presents his brand-new show Bath Mat. Jam-packed with laugh-out-loud profound silliness, superbly crafted gags and constant surprises, Phil is bringing his 'Bath Mat' to a city near you. The Mirror Every moment he is on stage something funny, and then funnier, is happening. The Scotsman The density of gags is impressive... Ellis in his prime Chortle

The Totally Improvised Adult Pantomime Fed up of the same old pantos every year? Then get ready for a brand-new pantomime created entirely from audience suggestions. Heroes, villains, songs and silliness are guaranteed as the gang improvise a brand new pantomime using only your suggestions and a sprinkling of fairy dust. With plenty of quick-witted gags and games, this loving pastiche of panto characters and tropes will be jam-packed with laughs and unexpected delights - oh yes it will! You don't want to miss this alternative festive treat that is strictly for adults only! Approx Running Time 80 minutes with no interval

The Totally Improvised FAMILY Pantomime Bored of the same pantomimes every year? The ComedySportz team are back this Christmas for more Totally Improvised Pantomimes! Heroes, villains, songs and silliness are guaranteed this December as the gang create brand-new pantomime adventures using audience suggestions... and a sprinkling of fairy dust. Oh yes they do! This show from the award-winning ComedySportz team is sure to delight audiences of all ages with shows for families, tots and even an adults-only show which promises to be raunchier and ruder, but no less silly fun! Each show is a loving pastiche of familiar pantomime tropes and characters where anything can happen. The performers dont know their roles beforehand, and audiences might even get involved in the action! There will be live music and songs, games and plenty of festive fun for all. Running Time Approx 80 minutes with no interval

Funny stuff, made up on the spot. No gimmicks, no tricks - just the quickest, wittiest improvisers in the UK putting on a show to make you laugh like nobody's business. The formula is simple - 1) You suggest ANYTHING. 2) The Noise Next Door turn your suggestion into a miniature comedy masterpiece. 3) Laughter. 4) Repeat. The Noise Next Door are award-winning, twelve-time sell-out legends of the Edinburgh Fringe Festival and have blown audiences away on BBC One, ITV1, Comedy Central, and in comedy clubs and theatres all over the world. Don't miss your chance to see them live.

Celebrating Elton through the voices of iconic women: Britney, Barbra, Amy, and more. Elton John's greatest hits are reimagined by multi award-winning comedian and singer Jess Robinson (Radio 4’s Dead Ringers, Channel 4’s The Last Leg), renowned for her pitch-perfect impressions. Channeling a variety of legendary female artists, from pop royalty such as Britney Spears and Shakira, to stars of the silver screen including Judy Garland and Julie Andrews to opera greats such as Katherine Jenkins, Jess transforms Elton’s classics into something simultaneously familiar, surprising, and spectacular. Elton John’s music is beloved worldwide - his timeless anthems like Rocket Man, Tiny Dancer, and Your Song have soundtracked the lives of multiple generations. His enduring cultural relevance, from the Rocketman film to chart-topping collaborations with artists like Dua Lipa, proves he remains as current today as ever. Combining heartfelt musicality with playful humor and a touch of theatrical magic, Jess delivers a show that’s more than just a tribute - it’s a celebration of Elton John’s music reimagined for today’s audiences. With broad appeal across ages and tastes, this show is a perfect fit for UK theatres, international festivals, and global stages alike. Jess Robinson’s ability to mix world-class vocals, comedy, and innovation ensures audiences will experience Elton’s timeless hits like they’ve never heard them before. Presented by Topper & Fred. This is a 14+ event, under 16s must be accompanied by an adult

In 2004, Eric Rushton was cast in his primary school Nativity. Despite absolutely smashing it, he immediately retired from being a child actor. Now he’s found the correct antidepressants to give showbusiness another go.

A decade older, but not necessarily wiser, Susan has found herself in some improbable situations over the years. Tall Tales is a show about Cruising, driving tanks, cats and getting older. You might have seen her on the television or heard her on the radio but the absolute best way to see her is live on stage. You won’t believe how short she really is. Prepare yourself for an evening of barely believable stories, laughter and probably some dancing. As seen on Grand Day Out, Cruising with Susan Calman, QI, House of Games and (a long time ago) Strictly Come Dancing.

Andrew is finally living the life he always thought he would after moving to Belfast and he's taking his hilarious tales of woe and ineptitude on tour across the UK and Ireland this Autumn. He's stopped people-pleasing, overthinking things and (let's be honest lads) it’s been a complete disaster... just what he’s used to! He's tackling the big things in life from getting ill with no insurance abroad, roadside assistance cover fails and trying to get his girlfriend to change her nationality. Strap in, this show promises to be his biggest and best yet.

Following two hit UK tours, Biggest Award in Comedy nominee and resident (junior) doctor Michael Akadiri prescribes Brighton with a potent preview of his latest offering, Don't Call Me Uncle! Multi-award-winning comedian Michael is proud to wear many hats: doctor, husband & father. Evidently, that list does not include uncle. Yet, despite only being in his early 30s, for the first time ever, he was recently called uncle in public (a term usually reserved for elders!). This has sent him spiralling! Join Akadiri as he fights this lurid allegation, contemplates the difference between perception and reality all whilst keeping the laughs flowing with his trademark politically punchy anecdotes. As seen on Comedy Central LIVE, ITVs Stand Up Sketch & Channel 4's Stand Up to Cancer.

Acclaimed London West End production recorded live for cinemas starring Sheridan Smith in the lead role.

A fast, forensic show of big ideas and gag-dense overthinking from one of the nation’s sharpest stand-ups. Rhys has made a discovery that could fix everything. It’s been staring him in the face the whole time, in a mirror held behind his head. If he can ignore his own problems for long enough, he might just be able to solve yours. Star of TLC’s Mock The Week and BBC Radio 4’s Rhysearch, also seen furrowing his brow on QI, Live At The Apollo and his viral U&Dave lecture, ‘I Stalk Strangers Online’.

Wacky Woody's World of Magic Join Manchester's top kids magician Wacky Woody as he travels the world on a mission for the Magic Circle to find a magic trick from every continent. This show is packed with comedy, interaction, audience participation and - of course - magic! It's aimed at kids from 4-9 years old and it's great fun for parents too!

Paul Sinha: 2 Sinha Lifetime Paul Sinha returned to the Edinburgh Fringe in 2025 after a dramatic 2023 that saw him booking a ticket to Edinburghs Royal Infirmary half-way through his run. The autumn that followed became a flurry of tests, scans and finally the surgery which set him on the road to recovery. With no small debt to the NHS, Paul celebrated his 30th anniversary in stand-up last year. He is delighted to be touring his latest Edinburgh Fringe show around the UK. '12 must-see comedy shows at Edinburgh Fringe 2025: It seems wrong-headed to describe a much-loved household celebrity as underrated, but theres a strong case for Sinha being exactly that. The contention being that hes (arguably) celebrated for the wrong thing. He may entertain as a Chaser and impress as a quizzer, but he truly shines on stage. Sinha is an absolute worldie of a stand up and the fact hes a bona fide polymath shouldnt dilute that fact. Rolling Stone In short, it is clever. It is honest. It is very, very funny. Broadway Baby An upbeat, quick-witted, wide-ranging, gag heavy comedy show. Sharp and self-deprecating, every gag lands. On the Mic Banging one-liners. Mail on Sunday Dry wit and sharp humour. West End Best Friend As seen on: The Chase, Taskmaster, QI, Would I Lie To You? and The Hit List Age 16+

Award-winning radio host, stand-up powerhouse and entertainment machine Charlie Baker returns to the stage with his brand new show: GO GET IT. You may know him from his roles in Eastenders and Dr Who, or indeed from The Last Leg, Parenting Hell and winning on House of Games. He’s perhaps best known as a presenter on talkSPORT and Virgin Radio, but onstage Baker shifts into a different gear entirely. Expect a full-throttle entertainment experience, packed with sharp observations, infectious energy and a performance that barely pauses for breath. You’ve heard the voice. Now see the chaos. Go get it.

Crafty Fools present The Brain Bending Science Illusion Show Seriously Silly Science For All Ages Join The Magical Mr West and his corvid companion Crowbert on a journey into the brain bending world of science illusions! Prepare to be astounded by cognitive conundrums, mind melting mysteries and spectacular surreal psychology. Alongside impossible optical illusions and baffling tricks you can try at home, discover the devious deceptions and wily wordplay used to sell us ideas. Can you believe your eyes? Can you trust your own brain? Can Crowbert use the tricks he learns to start a new career in advertising? Following last year's sell-out success of Adventures in Science The Magical Mr West returns with another spectacular science show for all the family. Ages 6+ 60 mins, no interval

Recently married, emotionally feral.  The Gallus Glaswegian Goon returns with a riotous show about refusing to grow up.  As seen on SNL, Live at the Apollo, QI and The Royal Variety Performance. 

Back with a brand-new show Andrew has just supported Russell Howard on his current national tour including four straight shows at The London Palladium. He has also recently supported Rhod Gilbert and Troy Hawke and at The UK Comedy Awards 2023 was voted Comic’s Comic-Best Act. Andrew is always worried or stressed about something. From global events to finding free parking. From a wife hitting the perimenopause combined with two teenage kids, to hanging a wine-rack. How can he not be “on edge”?

Shortlisted for the ISH Edinburgh Comedy Best Show Award in 2025. The best-joke-list-bothering, holey-cheese-flinging Falafel is back with another thickly-sliced slab of stupid. Including but not limited to: mind reading mic stands, sausage-based nonsense and art-related buffoonery. It won’t be sensible.

The kids have gone, the house is quiet, and the spare bedroom has become a land grab. Freedom is scary, and Nina is quietly losing her mind while pretending everything is absolutely fine… until it isn’t. After a lemoncake incident, Nina is banned from using heavy machinery. What follows is flirting with priests, turning to witchcraft and recreational substances — and the realisation that empty nesting is less gentle clearing and more violent reinventing. Warm, sharp and self-aware, Nina Gilligan is back with a hilarious, unfiltered celebration of what it means to be a mature woman — standing in the wreckage of self-discovery and hoping there is a recipe that works. It’s not a breakdown. It’s a lemoncake moment.

Rosie Holt: The Illegal Aliens Have Landed! Rosie and her MP alter-ego are back, fighting their biggest foe yet. Labour are trying to continue the Conservatives work of stopping the boats while also still appearing left wing," but they have an even bigger problem when UFOs arrive. Will the government stand strong? Or insist they are just waiting for the facts as aliens start to abduct and eat the British public? A sci-fi streaked satire.

SALLY-ANN HAYWARD: OLDER. BOLDER. Sally has never felt more comfortable in her own skin. Especially now its that bit looser. This award-winning comedian tells tales of juggling lovers, dodging societal expectations and thriving without kids. Ageing isnt a crisis its an upgrade. Youll struggle not to laugh British Comedy Guide. Hilarious Chortle. Exceptionally funny The Independent. 'Her falsely sweet persona is hilarious' The Scotsman. UK and international tour support for Sarah Millican. Winner: Best MC Comics Comic Award. ARIA Nominee for Best Radio Comedy 2024. As heard on Radio 4. ★★★★Skinny ★★★★Threeweeks Co-host of Spit Or Swallow Podcast. Strictly 18+ Unreserved Seating in the Studio

Rob Rouse: Funny Bones Star of BBCs Upstart Crow, 8 Out of 10 Cats, The Friday Night Project and Daves One Night Stand. Hes a man with genuinely funny bones The Sunday Times Recently crowned Comics Comic Best Act of the Year 2025 by the UK Comedy Awards, and also voted Best Act at the 2025 Yorkshire Comedy Awards, Rob Rouse has been one of the most beloved and brilliantly bonkers comedians on the circuit since winning the prestigious Channel 4 So You Think Youre Funny Award at the Edinburgh Festival in 1998. Funny Bones is Robs brand-new stand-up show: a relentlessly funny and daft evening of comedy, from a one-man whirlwind who pulls the audience into his craftily spun tall tales with bucketfuls of manic energy, first-class stagecraft, eerily convincing characters, and a barrage of brilliant one-liners. One of my favourite comics. A very silly and funny man Greg Davies Rob Rouse is a joy machine, a natural clown Kerry Godliman An extraordinary comedian Jessica Fostekew, The Observer I have been helpless with laughter watching Rob on stage. Pure, joyful, hilarious stand up. Hes one of the best there is. Hes a very silly man. Very silly indeed Marcus Brigstocke Rob is always hilarious, and has total command, without fail he leaves a room vibrant and joyful Nina Conti Previous tour support includes Nina Conti, Kerry Godliman, Rory Bremner and Marcus Brigstocke. Comedy guaranteed to lighten even the darkest of moods" Edinburgh Evening News Bursting with originality, energy and enthusiasm, Rob Rouse is a delirious but hilarious man The List Just go and see it The Sunday Times Eye-wateringly hilarious Hairline The tears of laughter came in floods..." The Scotsman Left the audience in a giggling slobbering heap Edinburgh Festival Magazine WARNING: THIS SHOW HAS BEEN METICULOUSLY ASSEMBLED TO MAKE YOU LAUGH AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE HOWEVER, YOU WILL NOT LEARN ANYTHING FROM IT YOU MAY EVEN COME OUT STUPIDER THAN WHEN YOU CAME IN.

Direct from the Edinburgh festival, and his last smash-hit nationwide tour, the legendary Canadian stand-up star is back on the road with a brand-new show. Join Tom as he playfully dishes out more of his insightful observations. An irrepressible tour-de-force with an hour of first class, mischievous and uncompromising comedy. As seen/heard on Have a Word Pod, Ch4's Comedy Gala, Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow, The John Bishop Show, Live at the Apollo (so good, he's done it twice) and much more!

Another tour of brilliant stand-up comedy from Dan Nightingale, host of the Have A Word podcast, and some of his very funny mates. First half is just Dan doing some crowd work and then running out his new set. Second half will be two pro sets from some of the best acts in the country. A great night of entertainment from some of your favourite comics. With special friends: Eshaan Akbar and Mark Nelson.

MARK THOMAS: 40 IN STAND-UP YEARS What?! Mark Thomas has been standing up for 40 years? Impossible!! But how old does that make you? Alas it is true; one of our oldest surviving alternative comics celebrates 40 years at the mic. So, heres what he has done so far in numbers; performed comedy for 40 years, won 8 awards for performing, 4 for human rights work and 1 he invented for himself, made 6 series of the Mark Thomas Comedy Product (Channel 4), written 6 books and 5 play scripts, made 5 series of the Manifesto for Radio 4, made 3 Dispatches for Channel 4, sued the police (and won) 3 times, curated and authored 2 art exhibitions with artist Tracey Moberly and had 1 Guinness World Record for holding 20 protests in 24 hours. If thats not enough, hes also walked 724km around the length of the Israel Wall in the West Bank, been credited with changing the law on tax avoidance, started a comedy club in Palestine with Dr Sam Beale and campaigned successfully for things like trade union recognition for cinema workers and getting multinationals to change their practices. Youre right, theres more, but your attention is running out and were running out of space. So lets just say hes generally mucked about trying to have fun and upset the right peoplewhich he is really, really good at. So basically expect a taster menu of government and personal mayhem, jokes, rants and a personal state of the nation broadcast as he tries to turn 'what the fck is going on' into a cogent hour of stand-up. Once again shooting laughter-laden political bullets from the lip THE RECS Mark Thomas is a firebrand of a clown. The energy he brings to the room is infectiousvery, very funny CLOWNSTER The strong ratio of hard-hitting matter to gag-rich mirth is a feat that makes other stand-up look idling and irrelevant THE TELEGRAPH