Chorley Little Theatre

The theatre originally opened as Chorley's first electric cinema, back in 1910. However, since 1960, the venue has been owned and operated by am dram society CADOS, who present at least six productions per season. As well as shows by CADOS and the award-winning Chorley Youth Theatre, Chorley Little Theatre has been host to comedy, theatre and musicals over the years. The theatre seats 236 and boasts a state-of-the-art sound system. There's also the Empire Bar inhouse to quench pre-show thirst.

What's On @ Chorley Little Theatre

The Houghton Weavers

29 Nov 2026 - 9 Oct 2027

The Houghton Weavers have been entertaining folk for over 40 years with their unique blend of popular folk music, humour and audience participation. In their time together, the group - comprising Tony Berry, David Littler and Steve Millington - have performed thousands of concerts, recorded over 30 albums, starred in several of their own highly successful BBC radio and TV series, and made countless appearances on other programmes. The Houghton Weavers guarantee a wonderful evening of entertainment suitable for all the family. Their experience in the business together with their style and professionalism ensures that, as their motto says, they always ‘Keep Folk Smiling’.

Manford's Comedy Club

30 Oct 2026 - 11 Nov 2027

A message from Jason Manford: Hello there, Jason here, thanks for stopping by. I've been wondering for a while now, why is local stand up comedy not high up on the list of what people think about doing when looking for a great night out. So where do we go? The local pub for a few drinks? Cinema? Maybe a meal with a loved one or a cheeky midweek quiz with some mates. Some people still go out clubbing at one of those city centre discotheques! (shudders). Even ten-pin bowling is considered higher up than comedy! How can that be? How can throwing a massive rock at ten wooden things be more fun than sitting in a dark room with your friends or partner, drink in hand, watching someone funny tell jokes that make you all laugh from your belly for hours and hours and give you something to talk about all the next day? Well let me tell you this: There is a circuit of brilliant comics in this country who thrive in the live arena and want to make you laugh on a regular basis, so I'm going to tell you who they are. My plan is this: I'm going to carefully select some of my favourite comedians from the circuit and send them to a town near you. Simple! Keep on laughing folks, and remember, there's nothing like live!

The Totally Improvised Musical

20 Feb 2027 - 16 Oct 2027

Book now for The Totally Improvised Musical, for an evening of unscripted and unmissable songs and laughter. Every night is opening night as this team of top improvisers compose a brand new musical from your suggestions – hitting all the right notes in any order they like. That's right, every show is completely made up, inspired by your title suggestions. Previous shows have featured such weird and wonderful misadventures as a prison break where no one wanted to escape, a battle between hobbits and greedy land developers, and a heart warming tale of tube drivers who dream of being west-end stars! Don't miss out and book today! If you like musicals and if you like comedy then you'll love this new show from the team behind ComedySportz.

Beatles Complete

23 Oct 2026 - 25 Sept 2027

Having now performed over 300 shows at the world famous Cavern Club, this Liverpool based 'beat combo' are the youngest ever Beatles band to gain a residency at the Cavern Club in Liverpool where they still perform on Thursdays. All aged in their early 20s, Beatles Complete are the closest thing you will get to the unbridled joy of seeing the young Beatles when they first lit up the world. They can't promise all the screaming and tears from the 60's but they can give you a host of classic songs brilliantly performed by a band who are becoming a force to be reckoned with in the Beatle world. Having performed at International Beatle Week for the last 5 years running, the lads have been invited to return again next year and are continuing to take their extended show to theatres across the UK.The band has also appeared on the BBC and on TV in Japan and The Netherlands. This show is not to be missed by all Beatles fans performed by a band who are quickly making a name for themselves due to their musical prowess, boundless energy and easy Liverpool wit. The Beatles were a phenomena in musical history, Beatles Complete remind you why. "One of the most exciting tributes around'" - Cavern Club, Liverpool

Scott Bennett: Stuff

21 Oct 2026 - 29 Sept 2027

As a society we love stuff, it’s a statement about who we are and who we want to be. But apparently, this message is at odds with the looming environmental crisis. We’re now struggling to balance these worlds, to focus on the things that bring us real connections and nourish the soul. Award-winning comedian and award-winning droduct designer Scott Bennett is desperately trying to cleanse his life of stuff, but is this even possible anymore? Tour support for Mickey Flanagan, Rob Brydon, Jason Manford and John Bishop. Star of Live at the Apollo, The News Quiz, The Now Show, The Ultimate Choice and Chortle Best Club Comedian Nominee 2022.

Neil Delamere: Reinventing The Neil

24 Oct 2026 - 20 Feb 2027

Our comedic adventurer returns with a brand new standup show, packed to the brim of tall tales and hilarious stories. Join the star of the Blame Game, Live at the Apollo, QI and Celebrity Chase as he ponders the eternal question, if it ain't broke should he fix it?

The Curious Incident of the Dog In The Night-time

21 Oct 2026 - 24 Oct 2026

Christopher, 15 years old, stands beside Mrs Shears dead dog. It has been speared with a garden fork, it is seven minutes after midnight, and Christopher is under suspicion. He records each fact in the book he is writing to solve the mystery of who murdered Wellington. He has an extraordinary brain and is exceptional at maths, but he is ill-equipped to interpret everyday life. He has never ventured alone beyond the end of his road, he detests being touched, and he distrusts strangers. But Christopher's detective work, forbidden by his father, takes him on a frightening journey that turns his world upside-down. Simon Stephens adaptation of Mark Haddons bestselling, award-winning novel The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time offers a richly theatrical exploration of this touching and bleakly humorous tale.

Pinocchio - The CADOS Christmas Pantomime

11 Dec 2026 - 19 Dec 2026

A wooden boy comes to life in this thrilling and funny Christmas treat, as the classic story of Pinocchio gets the Pantomime treatment In a globe-spanning adventure, Pinocchio embarks on a journey to become a real boy, with his conscience Jiminy Cricket by his side and an evil villain in hot pursuit. With exciting encounters and magical moments this is a show packed full of jokes, songs and wonder for the whole family. Book early to avoid disappointment!

The Bar-steward Sons of Val Doonican

7 Nov 2026 - 28 Nov 2026

Hailing from Barnsley Rock City in t'North, The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican are on a mission! Determined to follow in their spiritual father’s immortal footsteps and keep his legacy alive, they have a talent for Bar-Stewardizing other famous people’s songs with new comedy lyrics, on acoustic geetar, banjo, fiddle, mandolin, accordion, keyboard, keytar, and the world's first synthesiser ukulele! To complete their squeaky-clean image, brothers-from-other-mothers Scott, Björn and Alan have become instantly recognisable for their immaculate hair and their stylish choice of knitwear. A band that is both perpetually on the move and joyously independent, since forming in 2006, they have played over 1000 side-splitting shows to date, and have brought smiles and belly-laughs to audiences across the UK; from Barnsley to Barnstaple, from Glastonbury to Glasgow. They continue to wow audiences with their anarchic live shows and a fine selection of their greatest hits, including the likes of “Jump Ararnd”, “The Lady In Greggs”, "How Deep Is Your Glove?", "Paint 'em Back", "Walking In Manpiss" and “If I Could Punch A Face… It’d Be Justin Bieber’s”.

Rachel Fairburn: Vexy Beast

22 Oct 2026 - 14 Nov 2026

Hot on the heels of her critically acclaimed 2024 show Side Eye, Rachel Fairburn is back with new personalities and some old favourites for you to love and hate. Expect nepo babies, middle class rock stars, terrifying mothers, biting social commentary and lots of big laughs.

Morgan Rees: What A Bummer

21 Oct 2026 - 22 Nov 2026

After Morgan and his partner went on separate holidays - one to a Mathematics Forum in Coventry and the other to a Bear Party in Barcelona - a massive revelation forced Morgan to re-evaluate everything. Being banned from Great Western trains, being fired as a Naked Butler, and ghosting Paul McCartney were they really his fault? Has that got you hooked? Good, because thats the only stuff appropriate enough to include in the blurb. A stand-up show about the trials and errors of falling in love and keeping the spark alive, the spiral-inducing limbo of awaiting a diagnosis, and the experience of being a white Welsh valley boy integrating into a proud Guattari family. Oh, hes got plenty to talk about. As well as garnering millions of views online and rave-reviews for his live shows, Morgan has supported Joanne McNally, Rhys James and Jayde Adams on tour, appeared as a finalist in the BBC New Comedy Awards, and hosts hit podcasts My Bad and Chatting With Cherubs alongside Josh Jones and Gearid Farrelly.

The Swing Commanders

8 Nov 2026 - 8 Nov 2026

This hugely talented, high-energy Lancashire band has wowed listeners and dancers alike through its unique presentation of some of the finest music from the 30s, 40s and 50s, with its array of six specialist musicians, five solo voices and as for instruments... well we will leave you to count for yourself! Here is an opportunity to see why sold out notices and standing ovations are regular features of performances by these international artistes, who have established a reputation as Europe's top Western Swing band in theatres, festivals and dance halls. So, let them take you back in time for a special evening of Swing classics with a champagne sparkle. They really are the cats with the cream of Forties classics, so just sit back and sample the sweet Swing sensation that is - The Swing Commanders!

Brian Bilston & Henry Normal

22 Oct 2026 - 4 Dec 2026

Brian Bilston and Henry Normal appear together for the first time in a show which one critic has described as “two people reading some poems”. Along the way, they will be drawing on their vast catalogue of crowd favourites – and throwing in new poems, to prevent becoming their own tribute bands. Not ones to overpromise, Brian and Henry are prepared to commit to delivering the greatest poetry show in the history of the world or their names aren’t Brian Bilston and Henry Normal. An evening of poems to be enjoyed not endured.

Ania Magliano: Peach Fuzz

22 Oct 2026 - 3 May 2027

Fresh from starring in the latest series of Taskmaster, Ania Magliano (Live At The Apollo, Edinburgh Comedy Awards Best Show Nominee) brings a brand-new show full of jokes, confessions, and occasionally unhinged observations to venues nationwide. From the quirks of her own body to the legend that is Eve (yes, from Adam and), to her newly discovered boundaries, Peach Fuzz is Ania at her most relatable - and most funny.

Finlay Christie

28 Oct 2026 - 22 Nov 2026

Finlay Christie (Live at the Apollo, 8 out of 10 Cats Does Countdown, Have I Got News For You) humblebrags for an hour about his fuckboy era and his new search for meaningful, authentic connection. His past YouTube specials OK Zoomer and Aura Farmer have nearly a million views total online, which is really good.

ComedySportz - 25th Anniversary Show!

21 Nov 2026 - 21 Nov 2026

Two teams. One winner. No script. Lots of laughs! ComedySportz returns to Chorley theatre for another round of award-winning competitive comedy fun. Two teams go for gold with quick-witted gags and games inspired by your suggestions. It's fast-paced, feel good fun for everyone with a referee on hand to ensure a good clean match. The players have sharpened their wits and washed their kits... Who wins? YOU decide! The gang returns to the theatre where it all began to celebrate 25 years of fun and games this November! Picking up rave reviews and selling out shows at venues and festivals across the UK, ComedySportz won Best Alternative Act at the North West Comedy Awards in 2022 and earlier this year was nominated for Best Kids Show at The Leicester Comedy Festival - Europe's biggest comedy festival. Book now and don't miss the weekend's funniest fixture!

The Totally Improvised Adult Pantomime

23 Dec 2026 - 23 Dec 2026

The Totally Improvised Adult Pantomime Fed up of the same old pantos every year? Then get ready for a brand-new pantomime created entirely from audience suggestions. Heroes, villains, songs and silliness are guaranteed as the gang improvise a brand new pantomime using only your suggestions and a sprinkling of fairy dust. With plenty of quick-witted gags and games, this loving pastiche of panto characters and tropes will be jam-packed with laughs and unexpected delights - oh yes it will! You don't want to miss this alternative festive treat that is strictly for adults only! Approx Running Time 80 minutes with no interval

The Totally Improvised Family Pantomime

23 Dec 2026 - 23 Dec 2026

The Totally Improvised FAMILY Pantomime Bored of the same pantomimes every year? The ComedySportz team are back this Christmas for more Totally Improvised Pantomimes! Heroes, villains, songs and silliness are guaranteed this December as the gang create brand-new pantomime adventures using audience suggestions... and a sprinkling of fairy dust. Oh yes they do! This show from the award-winning ComedySportz team is sure to delight audiences of all ages with shows for families, tots and even an adults-only show which promises to be raunchier and ruder, but no less silly fun! Each show is a loving pastiche of familiar pantomime tropes and characters where anything can happen. The performers dont know their roles beforehand, and audiences might even get involved in the action! There will be live music and songs, games and plenty of festive fun for all. Running Time Approx 80 minutes with no interval

Andrew Ryan: Honest Capacity

28 Oct 2026 - 9 Apr 2027

Off the back of a total sell-out tour in 2024, Andrew Ryan is back with a brand-new show. Everyone’s favourite Cork in the North returns in good faith and in an honest capacity with what promises to be his biggest and most hilarious show to date.

Michael Akadiri: Don't Call Me Uncle!

23 Oct 2026 - 6 Mar 2027

Following two hit UK tours, Biggest Award in Comedy nominee and resident (junior) doctor Michael Akadiri prescribes Brighton with a potent preview of his latest offering, Don't Call Me Uncle! Multi-award-winning comedian Michael is proud to wear many hats: doctor, husband & father. Evidently, that list does not include uncle. Yet, despite only being in his early 30s, for the first time ever, he was recently called uncle in public (a term usually reserved for elders!). This has sent him spiralling! Join Akadiri as he fights this lurid allegation, contemplates the difference between perception and reality all whilst keeping the laughs flowing with his trademark politically punchy anecdotes. As seen on Comedy Central LIVE, ITVs Stand Up Sketch & Channel 4's Stand Up to Cancer.

Rhys James: Chop Logic

21 Oct 2026 - 15 May 2027

A fast, forensic show of big ideas and gag-dense overthinking from one of the nation’s sharpest stand-ups. Rhys has made a discovery that could fix everything. It’s been staring him in the face the whole time, in a mirror held behind his head. If he can ignore his own problems for long enough, he might just be able to solve yours. Star of TLC’s Mock The Week and BBC Radio 4’s Rhysearch, also seen furrowing his brow on QI, Live At The Apollo and his viral U&Dave lecture, ‘I Stalk Strangers Online’.

Wacky Woody's World of Magic

29 Oct 2026 - 29 Oct 2026

Join Manchester's top kids magician Wacky Woody as he travels the world on a mission for the Magic Circle to find a magic trick from every continent. This show is packed with comedy, interaction, audience participation and - of course - magic! It's aimed at kids from 4-9 years old and it's great fun for parents too!

Charlie Baker: Go Get It

23 Oct 2026 - 21 May 2027

Award-winning radio host, stand-up powerhouse and entertainment machine Charlie Baker returns to the stage with his brand new show: GO GET IT. You may know him from his roles in Eastenders and Dr Who, or indeed from The Last Leg, Parenting Hell and winning on House of Games. He’s perhaps best known as a presenter on talkSPORT and Virgin Radio, but onstage Baker shifts into a different gear entirely. Expect a full-throttle entertainment experience, packed with sharp observations, infectious energy and a performance that barely pauses for breath. You’ve heard the voice. Now see the chaos. Go get it.

Larry Dean: Hellbent

21 Oct 2026 - 4 Feb 2027

Recently married, emotionally feral. The Gallus Glaswegian Goon returns with a riotous show about refusing to grow up. As seen on SNL, Live at the Apollo, QI and The Royal Variety Performance.

Andrew Bird

15 Jan 2027 - 19 Mar 2027

Back with a brand-new show Andrew has just supported Russell Howard on his current national tour including four straight shows at The London Palladium. He has also recently supported Rhod Gilbert and Troy Hawke and at The UK Comedy Awards 2023 was voted Comic’s Comic-Best Act. Andrew is always worried or stressed about something. From global events to finding free parking. From a wife hitting the perimenopause combined with two teenage kids, to hanging a wine-rack. How can he not be “on edge”?

Nina Gilligan: Lemoncake

15 Nov 2026 - 15 Nov 2026

The kids have gone, the house is quiet, and the spare bedroom has become a land grab. Freedom is scary, and Nina is quietly losing her mind while pretending everything is absolutely fine… until it isn’t. After a lemoncake incident, Nina is banned from using heavy machinery. What follows is flirting with priests, turning to witchcraft and recreational substances — and the realisation that empty nesting is less gentle clearing and more violent reinventing. Warm, sharp and self-aware, Nina Gilligan is back with a hilarious, unfiltered celebration of what it means to be a mature woman — standing in the wreckage of self-discovery and hoping there is a recipe that works. It’s not a breakdown. It’s a lemoncake moment.

Rosie Holt: The Illegal Aliens Have Landed!

21 Oct 2026 - 5 Mar 2027

Rosie Holt: The Illegal Aliens Have Landed! Rosie and her MP alter-ego are back, fighting their biggest foe yet. Labour are trying to continue the Conservatives work of stopping the boats while also still appearing left wing," but they have an even bigger problem when UFOs arrive. Will the government stand strong? Or insist they are just waiting for the facts as aliens start to abduct and eat the British public? A sci-fi streaked satire.

Tom Stade

29 Oct 2026 - 13 May 2027

Canadian powerhouse Tom Stade is back on the road with a brand-new show - taking aim at the absurdities of modern times with his contagious charm and incisive, gloriously unfiltered wit. Direct from the Edinburgh festival, join this free spirit as he grapples with rebellion, responsibility and the tension between the old and the new. Everything from unspoken social codes, cultural divides, identity and marriage - Tom dismantles all the rules - and redefines them his way! As seen/heard on Have a Word Pod, Ch4’s Comedy Gala, Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow, The John Bishop Show, Live at the Apollo (so good, he’s done it twice) and much more. He’s been rocking live audiences for decades with his trademark swagger, and masterful stage presence. Consistently magnificent, blisteringly funny, come see for yourself why Tom Stade Rules!

Mark Thomas: 40 in Stand Up Years

21 Oct 2026 - 13 Dec 2026

What?! Mark Thomas has been ‘standing up’ for 40 years? Impossible!! But how old does that make you...? Alas it is true; one of our oldest surviving alternative comics celebrates 40 years at the mic.

Olaf Falafel's Stupidest Super Stupid Show

26 Oct 2026 - 28 Oct 2026

After a sell out run at this year's Edinburgh Fringe, award-winning comedian and children's author Olaf Falafel is dishing up another frying pan full of family-friendly comedy. The comedy show comedians take their kids to is back and even funnier! Join Olaf Falafel (if that is his real name) for an hour of kid's comedy which will be the stupidest he has ever let trickle from his brain. Expect jokes, poos on pogo sticks, more jokes and truth-telling cheese. There will definitely be a time-travelling portal to the future and a live drawalong! Be there or be a dodecahedron!

Chris Difford: An Intimate Evening Of Stories And Songs

17 Apr 2027 - 13 Jun 2027

Chris Difford co-wrote the classic Squeeze hits Cool For Cats, Up The Junction, Labeled with Love, Tempted, and Black Coffee In Bed, alongside Squeeze co founder Glenn Tilbrook. He has co written with Elton John, Jools Holland and worked along side such great people as Bryan Ferry while hosting songwriting workshops for over 30 years. He'll be touring in Spring 2027, armed with a new book, for an evening of classic hits hilarious conversation and readings from the book itself.

Carl Hutchinson

22 Oct 2026 - 21 May 2027

Carl has a unique blend of storytelling and physical comedy, with a dash of down-to-earth banter. He's known for his sharp characterisations, impeccable timing, and energetic delivery, which has earned him a reputation as a "powerhouse comedian" on the UK circuit. ‘Fine Whine’ is a brand new show and is Hutchinson’s biggest and best tour yet! The show centres around Carl’s demands of being a modern-day dad & finding his place in society. He's a must-see act for anyone who loves laughter and good storytelling.

Allyson June Smith : Allyson Wonderland

23 Mar 2027 - 23 Mar 2027

In a world thats imploding, an hour in the company of Allyson Smith is the only antidote youll ever need. Brilliantly witty and wonderfully warm, shell guide you through her own personal Wonderland, down the rabbit hole of family foibles and the travelling tales of a people pleasing, polite but vicious Canadian. So if you hate infectious joy and razor sharp jokes, definitely dont come. Otherwise, shell see you there!

The Brain Bending Science Illusion Show

24 Oct 2026 - 3 Jun 2027

Seriously silly science for all ages! Join The Magical Mr West and his corvid companion Crowbert on a journey into the brain bending world of science illusions! Prepare to be astounded by cognitive conundrums, mind melting mysteries and spectacular surreal psychology. Alongside impossible optical illusions and baffling tricks you can try at home, discover the devious deceptions and wily wordplay used to sell us ideas. Can you believe your eyes? Can you trust your own brain? Can Crowbert use the tricks he learns to start a new career in advertising? Following the success of "Adventures in Science" The Magical Mr West returns with another spectacular science show for all the family.

Disney's Newsies, Jr [Chorley Youth Theatre]

7 Jul 2027 - 10 Jul 2027

Chorley Youth Theatre production of Disney's Newsies, Jr The hit Broadway musical from the composer of Sister Act, Aladdin and Little Shop of Horrors. Suitable for all ages, Disney's Newsies JR. is an hour-long version of the 2012 Broadway musical, based on the 1992 film. Inspired by the rousing true story of newsboys in turn-of-the-century New York City, Newsies JR. features a Tony Award-winning score by Alan Menken and Jack Feldman with a book by Harvey Fierstein. When powerful newspaper publishers raise prices at the newsboys' expense, the charismatic Jack Kelly rallies newsies from across the city to strike against the unfair conditions. Together, the newsies learn that they are stronger united and create a movement to fight for what's right. Including the now-classic songs "Carrying the Banner," "Seize the Day," and "Santa Fe," Newsies JR. is a timeless story full of spirit and heart.

Jon Hipkiss - The Wild One

24 Jun 2027 - 24 Jun 2027

From the man who brought you 'A STAR WARS IMPROV SHOW', Jon Hipkiss embarks on his first UK stand up tour with THE WILD ONE. Award nominated, the show played the legendary Norbury Theatre at The Rik Mayall Comedy Festival. Rising to become one of the UK's most hyperkinetic and crowd pleasing performers, Jon Hipkiss promises no agenda, no politics and no preaching as he riffs about television classics from yesterday, why small town serial killers are the best out there, and how its always 5 o'clock somewhere.

Ed Patrick: Numb and Number

3 Feb 2027 - 3 Feb 2027

Following his hugely successful Catch Your Breath tour, comedian and NHS anaesthetist Ed Patrick returns with his new hit show Numb and Number. Get your appointment while you can.

Dave Twentyman: Not Finished Yet!

10 Apr 2027 - 10 Apr 2027

Dave Twentyman: Not Finished Yet! Middle age isn't a crisis,-It's a recalibration. One minute you're knocking back shots with your mates. The next you're standing in a ceramics shop with your peri-menopausal wife, having a genuine opinion about which bowl best suits the kitchen. It's the stage of life where you start questioning everything-your career, your relationships, and when exactly your back started sounding like an old Zippo lighter. But it's not all doom and gloom. There's something strangely liberating about realising you're not the finished article yet. You've lived long enough to know what matters, what doesn't, and who you simply can't be bothered with anymore. After 24 years on the comedy circuit, Dave Twentyman's latest show is a funny, honest look at the middle years-where experience beats certainty, authenticity replaces ego, and growing older turns out to be a lot more interesting than growing up. Like a picture that's still being sketched, you're not finished yet, and Dave definitely isn't. 16+ Unreserved Seatin in our Studio

Sophie Duker: Hot Beef Injection

26 Oct 2026 - 9 May 2027

Taskmaster Champion, Edinburgh Comedy Award Best Newcomer Nominee and retired sugar daughter Sophie Duker is back with a brand-new 2027 stand-up tour, Hot Beef Injection. In her latest hour, Sophie dares to get both sexy and political, reflecting on hypermasculinity, heavy-handed handymen and that old-chestnut Would You Rather: 'Man or Bear. Hot Beef Injection reckons with the primal fear driving Duker's distrust of heterosexual he/hims, and out of a challenging comedy club encounter a new question emerges: what would she say if she spoke to men, instead of shutting them out.

Sing It Big Christmas Concert

21 Dec 2026 - 21 Dec 2026

Come and join us for a fabulous Christmas celebration of choral song at Chorley theatre. Our wonderful Singitbig adult and youth choirs are performing and a very special evening is promised for all. Relax and step into Christmas with us - Singitbig-style Singitbig are a Chorley based choir run by Debbie Jones & Karen Strickland since 2013. We our passionate about singing and invite new members to join our choir without audition. We are all inclusive and have a fabulous choir family of over 70 singers The arrangements you hear are our own. We arrange for our choir so you will not hear these songs sung like this anywhere else! An eclectic and refreshing Christmas/winter/popular themed repertoire.

2:22 a Ghost Story [Cados]

22 Feb 2027 - 27 Feb 2027

Chorley Amateur Dramatic & Operatic Society present a spooky drama from the host of Radio 4's Uncanny Written by Danny Robins Directed by Adam Smith Jenny and Sam have just moved into a new house, eager to start afresh - but each night at 2:22 a.m., Jenny is haunted by the sounds of movement and a voice echoing through the dark. She becomes convinced their home is full of restless spirits. Sam, pragmatic and rational, refuses to accept her claims. In a desperate attempt to prove her truth, they host a dinner party for two friends, Lauren and Ben, and persuade everyone to stay awake until 2:22. As midnight deepens into early morning, belief and scepticism collide - and what emerges is far more terrifying than any ghost story. From the writer and presenter of BBC Radio 4's Uncanny, this suspenseful drama plays on the primal fears we all experience as human beings. Suggested for ages 12+

Bleak Expectations [CADOS]

12 Apr 2027 - 17 Apr 2027

A gloriously daft Victorian romp in the style of Charles Dickens after too much gin! Follow half-orphan Pip's extraordinary exploits with sisters Pippa and Poppy and best friend Harry Biscuit, as they attempt to escape the calculating clutches of the dastardly Mr Gently Benevolent, defeat the hideous Hardthrasher siblings, and deflect disaster at every turn! Will evil be vanquished by virtue? Can love triumph over hate? An hilarious, chaotic caper, featuring dastardly villains, preposterous names, pulse-quickening romances, heart-rending death scenes, and definitely, probably, hopefully a happy ending. A new play based on the award-winning BBC Radio 4 sitcom.

Till The Stars Come Down [CADOS]

7 Jun 2027 - 12 Jun 2027

You're invited to the wedding of the year! Over the course of a hot summers day, a family gathers to welcome a newcomer into their midst. But as the vodka flows and dances are shared, passions boil over and the limits of love are tested. What happens when the happiest day of your life opens the door to a new, frightening and uncertain future? Nominated for Best New Play at the Olivier Awards in 2024, this is a passionate, heartbreaking and hilarious portrayal of a larger-than-life family struggling to come to terms with a changing world.

The Full Monty [CADOS]

6 Sept 2027 - 11 Sept 2027

Marking the 30th Anniversary of the hit film stage play about unemployed Sheffield steelworkers who find a new lease of life by forming Yorkshires answer to the Chippendales. Gaz and his mates are down on their luck, and feel thrown on the scrap heap. Determined to fight back and prove theyve still got something to offer they end up baring a little more than they ever thought they would! A play full of laughs and heartbreak as relevant now as when the film came out, with a classic soundtrack including hits by Hot Chocolate, Tom Jones, Donna Summer, and more.

Notes From A Small Island [CADOS]

18 Oct 2027 - 23 Oct 2027

Bill Brysons hit memoir spent three years on the Sunday Times bestseller list and sold over 2 million copies, and is here adapted into a full cast play celebrating the quirks and character of the United Kingdom. A young man from Des Moines Iowa arrives on the ferry at Dover in 1973 and intends to conquer the island, like Caesar before him. But Caesar didn't have to deal with kippers, Curly Wurlies, or Mrs Smegma the landlady's eccentric house rules. As Bill travels the length and breadth of Britain, through villages with names like Titsey and Little Dribbling, something strange starts to happen he starts to feel at home. A play that allows audiences to connect with their past, identify with the present, and consider what the future might bring for them.

A Star Wars Improv Show: The One-Man Made-Up Movie Parody

27 May 2027 - 27 May 2027

A Star Wars Improv Show: The One-Man Made-Up Movie Parody From stand-up comedian Jonathan Hipkiss. Award nominated stand-up and improviser Jon Hipkiss brings together the ultimate celebration of comedy and fandom. Based solely on your suggestions, Jon will improvise an entirely new Star Wars film all by himself. He's all the trailers, all the characters, all the music, the ships, everything. Its beautifully funny improvised chaos!

Paul Foot: the Future

27 Oct 2026 - 28 May 2027

Pioneering alt-comedy hero and star of Cats Does Countdown Paul Foot is back on tour with a brand new stand-up show. Remember when people were excited for the future? With visions of jetpacks, friendly robots wheeling around, and solar-powered bidets. Well, we don't have visions like that anymore, do we? But the universe is not over. The light has not gone out. Here's a candle in the dark. Contagious and whispering. And you can take it with you when you leave. As seen on Would I Lie To You, Never Mind the Buzzcocks and 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown.

Matt Forde: Project Holy Moly

19 Mar 2027 - 4 Jul 2027

Another new Prime Minister. Another new government. Another set of black holes. Join leading political comedian and satirist Matt Forde (The Royal Variety Performance, Spitting Image, HIGNFY, British Scandal, The Matt Forde Focus Group) as he embarks on a mission across the political galaxy and tries to find out exactly what planet they're all living on.

Sam Kelly

17 Nov 2026 - 17 Nov 2026

Sam Kelly A solo show from BBC Radio 2 Folk Award-winning Sam Kelly - a musician, singer, songwriter, and producer from Norfolk, described by legendary folk broadcaster Mike Harding as one of my favourite singers ever and by Cara Dillon as an amazing singer with so much soul. Sam has become one of the most accomplished and well-respected performers on the UK folk scene so join us for this intimate night of music A captivating and versatile performer with impressive prowess as both a vocalist and instrumentalist, Sam showcases varied material from all the projects he has been involved with, with a sound that is strongly influenced by his Irish heritage. He sings songs in the English language as well as Cornish and Gaelic, and is known for his self-deprecating, cheeky humour and amusing anecdotes in between songs. Sam produces a top quality and engaging live show that is not to be missed. His band The Lost Boys are festival favourites across the UK and beyond, and as an accompanist on guitar and Irish bouzouki, Sams portfolio includes playing with the likes of Kate Rusby, Seth Lakeman, John McCusker, Phil Beer, and Katherine Priddy. Sam has become respected by peers and audiences alike as a unique and innovative arranger and pioneer of traditional folk song, and alongside his 4 acclaimed solo records, he has produced albums by The Changing Room, Kitty Macfarlane, Chris Cleverley, Ainsley Hamill and more. He is also is a published songwriter, with his music being used on Sky Sports, Sky Arts, Channel 4, Channel 5, as well as BBC Radio 1, 2, and 3

Sandro Ford: Lager Than Life

27 Oct 2026 - 25 Mar 2027

Stand-up comedian Sandro Ford is heading out on his first ever UK and Ireland tour, and its a big one. Titled Lager Than Life, this debut run brings Sandros unmistakable voice, sharp observations, and pub-bred storytelling to stages across the country. Co-Host of the smash hit Problematic Pub Podcast and as seen on Have A Word, Dead Men Talking, and Hot Water Green Room, Sandro has quickly made a name for himself as a comic who tells it how it is. His comedy is rooted in real life growing up, getting older, bad decisions, worse hangovers, and the sort of characters you only ever meet in or around a pub. Honest, self-aware, and unapologetically funny, his material feels lived-in and instantly relatable. Lager Than Life is a celebration of nights that spiral, mates who never change, and the quiet chaos of everyday British life. Sandros relaxed delivery and natural crowd connection allow his punchlines to land effortlessly, turning familiar situations into moments of pure comedy. One minute hes dissecting modern masculinity, the next hes deep into a story that probably shouldve stayed off record but youre glad it didnt. This tour marks the next step for a comic firmly on the rise, bringing his most personal and hard-hitting material yet to live audiences. Whether youve followed his podcast appearances or are discovering him for the first time, expect big laughs, brutal honesty, and stories that hit close to home. So get a drink in, find your seat, and brace yourself. With Sandro Ford, its always Down the Hatch. Lovelyyy

Sam Kelly

17 Nov 2026 - 17 Nov 2026

Sam Kelly is releasing a hotly anticipated new album in June 2025. The album will feature Sams signature eclectic arrangements of traditional folk songs, seamlessly interspersed with stunning original music from the pen of Sam and his Lost Boys band collaborator and banjo virtuoso - Jamie Francis.

Crimes, Camera, Action! [A Cados Production]

10 Mar 2027 - 13 Mar 2027

Crimes, Camera, Action! CADOS present A comedy by Feargus Woods Dunlop Directed by Sean Duxbury A fast-paced comedy that whisks audiences to the golden-era of Hollywood and introduces the world-weary, hard-boiled detective Stan Shakespeare When a screen starlet is stabbed as a result of a prop mix-up on set it sets in motion an hilarious chain of events that sees a cast of four comic actors take on multiple roles, sometimes within the same scene. Expect a mix of comic set pieces, the quickest of quick changes, lightning fast word play and a thrilling plot driving the action at breakneck pace. Performed in the round in our Studio

[Title of Show] [a Cados Production]

28 Jul 2027 - 31 Jul 2027

[Title of Show] Music and Lyrics by Jeff Bowen Book by Hunter Bell Directed by Chris King An award-nominated musical about friendship and ambition, performed in our Studio Two struggling writers hear about a new musical theatre festival, but the deadline for submissions is just three weeks away - can they create something from scratch with only the help of their friends and a deadline looming? This show follows Hunter and Jeff and their friends as they figure our what to write about, what they want to express and try to change their lives. All while thinking of how to fill that gap on the application form which simply says... [title of show] Performed in our Studio with unreserved seating

Dirty Dusting [a Cados Production]

3 May 2027 - 8 May 2027

Written by Ed Waugh & Trevor Wood Directed by Rebecca Dickinson A feelgood comedy play that will that's not entirely good clean fun When three cleaners are threatened with redundancy they feel that their lives are coming to an end until a chance wrong number gives them a new business start-up idea - why not run a telephone sex line? They've got motive, opportunity and a lifetime of experience - some more than others, mind you... Dirty dusting Provided Elsie can teach the other two a few new tricks there's no reason why they can't get rich quick providing they can keep their operation a secret from their bosses, and their husbands, and their children... and their grandchildren. A searing indictment of ageism in the 21st Century heavily disguised as a hysterical, laugh-out-loud, heartwarming comedy This play premiered in 2003 and hasn't stopped being performed since. This Studio production will draw audiences into the action like never before. Performed in our Studio with unreserved seating

National Theatre Live: Golden Boy

5 Nov 2026 - 22 Jan 2027

1930s New York, at the height of the Depression. Joe Bonaparte is a gifted young violinist with a future in music, until a chance at fame and fortune lures him into the brutal world of professional boxing. He must confront what he's willing to sacrifice, who he's willing to become and how to find his place in a world that demands he choose a side. Brought to life with a live string quartet and filmed live from the Almeida Theatre, Olivier Award-winner Sam Yates (Vanya) directs this propulsive drama exploring ambition, identity, and the high price of success.

Hayley Ellis

31 Jan 2027 - 14 Mar 2027

Like all women who literally just celebrated their 35th birthday five years ago, Hayley Ellis is obsessed with true crime. Sure, it's not the most feminist of passions - but since when do we ever do what’s best for ourselves, however old we get? Join Hayley as she navigates middle age - and as everyone agrees, the middle of anything is always the most delicious part (excluding Donuts, Avocados or plane seats), the joys of remaining (mostly) happily unmarried and the truly horrific journey of later-in-life contraception Something for everyone.

Olympus - The 2027 CADOS Christmas Pantomime

10 Dec 2027 - 18 Dec 2027

A high-energy fast-paced Pantomime set among the Gods of Greek Mythology featuring all the traditional elements of slapstick, songs, dances, and dimwitted Dames. When the villainous Hades conducts a heist on the Gods most prized possessions its up to Perseus and Pandora to embark on a quest from Mount Olympus to the Underworld to retrieve the mystical items. Along the way they face Medusa, thunderbolts, tridents and an a-maze-ing encounter with the Minotaur. Full of all the jokes and inventiveness audiences have come to expect from CADOS Pantomimes.

Matt Richardson: Bit Much Mate

17 Sept 2027 - 20 Nov 2027

Being loud, brazen and a little bit lairy was all Matt needed to propel himself onto the comedy Multi-award-winning comedian, presenter, and viral sensation, Matt Richardson has always been told, "Bit much mate."A bit too loud, a bit too honest, and a bit TMI. What can he say? It's just in his nature, and this is where he does it best: live, on stage, no filter. Expect a non-stop, high-octane show filled with his signature "hilarious and charming" (The Mirror) stand-up, with the same unapologetic vibe that's landed him many TV appearances and over 100 million views online. Whether you know him from the telly, from his "Another Good Question" series on TikTok, or you're coming in completely fresh, Bit Much Mate is honest, chaotic, hilarious, and very Matt. As seen on Nevermind The Buzzcocks, Love Island Aftersun, Drunk History and who can forget Celebrity Coach Trip.

Robin Morgan - Silly Goose

17 Sept 2027 - 28 Nov 2027

Robin Morgan is back with a brand new hilarious stand-up show. Robin’s well into his mid-30s. His group chats are full of conversations about pensions and house renovations. So it must be time to stop the silliness, right? Time to start acting like a grown up? Or... is it? Join the star of Mock The Week, Radio 4’s The News Quiz and host of the award-winning What Just Happened? for even more jokes, silliness and even a true story about being attacked by a goose. Robin has been described as “utterly hilarious”, “a master of crowdwork” and “bloody funny - surely on the verge of nationwide fame.” He co-hosts the hit podcasts For Wales, See Wales and Speaking As A Mother, co-created Ellie Taylor’s Safe Space for BBC Radio 4 and hosts a weekly Sunday show on BBC Radio Wales. He’s written for Have I Got News For You, The Last Leg and 8 Out of 10 Cats and is the studio warm-up artist for The Graham Norton Show. He’s also supported Ellie Taylor, Iain Stirling, Sophie McCartney, Russell Kane and Adam Kay on tour.

Chris Cantrill: Rewilding

23 Nov 2026 - 28 May 2027

Chris Cantrill (SNL UK, Iclewick FM) brings his Edinburgh Comedy Award winning show about community, vengeance and custard on tour!

Deirdre O’Kane: All The Rage

10 Jan 2027 - 30 May 2027

Deirdre O’Kane grabs the zeitgeist once again with a brand new show in a world that feels decidedly off kilter. She contrasts everyday domestic failures with bigger moments of historical injustice, while taking aim at the double tragedies of heartbreak and getting Christmas all wrong. Nothing is sacred and no one is safe from O’Kane’s mischievous eye as she turns irritation, absurdity and outrage into brilliantly observed and hilarious stand-up.

Creative Journeys - Dave Haslam With Special Guest Lemn Sissay

3 Nov 2026 - 3 Nov 2026

Creative Journeys - Dave Haslam with special guest Lemn Sissay Join ebb & flo bookshop to celebrate the launch of Dave Haslam's latest book. For over forty years DJ, writer and broadcaster Dave Haslam has interviewed some of the most fascinating figures in music, literature, film and art. Creative Journeys gathers revelatory conversations with creative characters including Neneh Cherry, Maxine Peake, Lemn Sissay, Andrew Weatherall, Raymond Carver and Jeremy Deller. From politics and performance to art, fame and addiction, Haslam's interviewees speak with honesty about their creative journeys. Viv Albertine discusses 'Typical Girls' and Paddy Considine recalls Dead Man's Shoes. Jarvis Cocker goes deep into 'This is Hardcore'. Terry Hall and Miki Berenyi speak about childhood trauma. Bernard Sumner recalls the loss of Ian Curtis. Jonathan Franzen talks about torturing his characters. There's darkness but much humour too. The interviews provide fascinating stories of unorthodox, creative artists navigating negativity and personal setbacks to become celebrated cultural icons. For this event, Lemn Sissay will be joining Dave onstage to discuss interviewing and being interviewed, poetry, music, life, art and more. Expect inspiration, ideas and some exclusive stories! Books by both authors will be available to buy on the night, and the talk will last about an hour and be followed by a signing session. Doors open 6.30pm. Starts 7pm. Unreserved Seating in our main theatre.

Pierre Novellie: Okay, One More Then Bedtime

21 Jan 2027 - 3 Apr 2027

Pierre Novellie returns with more observational nerd comedy, one last time before bed. Following the success of last year's show, You Sit There, I'll Stand Here, Pierre is back with a brand-new show, Okay, One More Then Bedtime, that touches on a wide range of topics, from his unique takes on food to a deep existential crisis. Come and see – it might be years before he wakes up!

Iain Lee

15 May 2027 - 15 May 2027

Star of The 11 O'Clock Show, winner of (the hearts and minds of the nation on) I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here and fired from almost every radio station in the UK, Iain Leeinvites you to commemorate his 30 years in show business. For his whole career, he had impostor syndrome, believing he didn't deserve his success. He constantly wondered whether he was any good and downplayed any successes. Now at 53, Iain has started to question himself...what if he was actually...OK? Or even quite good? Join him on his first-ever tour as he shares some of the best (and most embarrassing) clips from his career, including The 11 O'Clock Show, how he tricked Kate Garroway on Good Morning Britain and Bob Mortimer's prank calls to his radio show. Find out... What Ricky Gervais and Sacha Baron Cohen were really like. Why is he obsessed with Ghostbusters 2?And how on earth did he get trapped down a well? And reminisce about Minty Biscuit and whether Geoff from Barton could drive or not?

Tom Lawrinson: Speak of the Devil

16 Dec 2026 - 20 Apr 2027

Tom Lawrinson (“truly unique... joyfully daft” Rolling Stone) embarks on his biggest tour yet with new show “Speak of the Devil”, finally answering the questions “is magic real?” and if so, has he been shagged? Tom takes audiences on a whirlwind tour of his inner most thoughts on the likes of Fairy Tales, Gentleman’s Clubs and the late 90s kids TV show “50-50”. This event is 18+

Mark Simmons and Friends

17 Jul 2027 - 17 Jul 2027

Mock The Week star and Dave's Joke of The Fringe Winner is back on the road testing out new material. Settle in for a fully loaded night of comedy, supported by three amazing comedians, all handpicked by Mark. Expect an evening of freshly cooked one-liners, some that may never see the light of day again, from the 'master of one-liners'.

Simon Wozniak: Cash Grab

30 Sept 2027 - 17 Oct 2027

After 13 arduous years on the Great British Comedy Circuit, a global pandemic and a current cost of living crisis, Wozniak, the self-proclaimed G.O.A.T, has finally announced his debut, and probably last, UK tour; Cash Grab. A naturally poor storyteller, come and join the voice of a lost generation (his words) as he takes you on a journey of absolute nothingness. All he asks is you attend with an open mind and respect. The bar will be low and he can't promise it'll be any good, but it should be funny.

David Eagle: Funny As Folk

10 Feb 2027 - 10 Feb 2027

Since 2005, David Eagle has been a member of three-time BBC Radio 2 Folk Award winning band The Young'uns , well-known for their comedy. David is blind, and his comedy often explores how his disability means the most ordinary, commonplace events are turned into surreal and convoluted dramas. Often he dons his accordion (generally as a spiteful repost to hecklers) and will be performing his folk flavoured comedy songs, such as his George Formby parody, described by the Guardian as "a comic tour de force." This brand-new solo show will feature stand-up comedy, hilarious storytelling, even more folk and comedy songs than ever before!

National Theatre Live: The Motive and the Cue

18 Feb 2027 - 17 Apr 2027

Please Note this is a Live Streamed Production and is NOT performed live at the Auditorium. This will be screened in our Friarage Theatre. Sam Mendes (The Lehman Trilogy) directs Mark Gatiss as John Gielgud and Johnny Flynn as Richard Burton in this fierce and funny new play. 1964: Richard Burton, newly married to Elizabeth Taylor, is to play the title role in an experimental new Broadway production of Hamlet under John Gielgud’s exacting direction. But as rehearsals progress, two ages of theatre collide and the collaboration between actor and director soon threatens to unravel. Written by Jack Thorne (Harry Potter and the Cursed Child) and designed by Es Devlin (The Crucible), the Evening Standard award-winning best new play was filmed live during a sold-out run at the National Theatre. If you require wheelchair access seating, then please contact the Box Office as we allocate a specific seating area for this.

Rob Auton: Jupiter

6 Feb 2027 - 29 May 2027

This show is a story about a time when Rob Auton had a job as an estate agent on the planet Jupiter. It is fiction. Following the success of his sell-out 2025-26 nationwide tour, multi-award-winning writer, performer, podcaster and actor Rob Auton is returning to stages across the UK in 2027 with his thirteenth hour JUPITER. On screen Rob has appeared opposite Danny Dyer in Marching Powder, in Channel 4's hit comedy The Change, and in BBC's Starstruck, with further credits including Miracle Workers (TBS), The End of the F★★ing World (Netflix/Channel 4), The Russell Howard Hour (Sky), Cold Feet (ITV) and Random Acts (Channel 4). His viral stand-up appearance on Stand-Up Central with Rob Delaney (Comedy Central) Alongside his screen work, Rob is a two-time British Podcast Awards Gold winner for The Rob Auton Daily Podcast.

National Theatre Live: Hay Fever

14 Jan 2027 - 4 Mar 2027

National Theatre Live Hay Fever by Noel Coward directed by Emily Burns Emmy and Tony winner Christine Baranski makes her West End debut alongside Academy Award-nominated stage and screen legend Richard E. Grant in Noel Coward's irresistible comedy. Judith Bliss retired from her life-on-stage and she misses the applause. Idling away at their country home, the rest of the family are too self-involved to be a good audience. So, Judith invites a young fan as her guest for the weekend. But unbeknownst to her, each of the Blisses has a guest of their own arriving at the very same time. Filmed live from the West End, Emily Burns directs this stinging new production.

Robert White

23 Jan 2027 - 23 Jan 2027

Robert White: 'THAT' Gay Autistic Keyboard Tanktop Comedy Guy! Whether you're a fan from his series of Britain's Got Talent, or you're one of his millions of online viewers but only just realising that Robert is 'THAT' Gay Autistic Keyboard Tanktop Comedy Guy, you'll want to see his mix of songs, stories, stand up, gags, props, improvisation, interaction and all sorts of other engaging naughty nonsense besides!

Kiri Pritchard-Mclean: Josgin

22 May 2027 - 22 May 2027

Josgin/Joskin/Joscin definition: a North-Walian term used in both English and Welsh to describe anyone from a rural or farming background. It is used both affectionately and in a derogatory way depending on the audience. A brand new tour from star of Live at the Apollo and QI, Kiri Pritchard-McLean. Growing up on a sheep and cattle farm in Wales with a pair of accidental farmers for parents, Kiri vowed she would never become a farmer. Fast forward 30 odd years and Kiri is back in the countryside. She's a farm up and a parent down and has decided to fix the planet, feed the world and try and reclaim her Josgin heritage. In a digital world with increasing AI, come and see a very analogue comedian.

Paul Sinha: 2 Sinha Lifetime

23 Oct 2026 - 12 Mar 2027

Paul Sinha: 2 Sinha Lifetime Paul Sinha returned to the Edinburgh Fringe in 2025 after a dramatic 2023 that saw him booking a ticket to Edinburgh’s Royal Infirmary half-way through his run. The autumn that followed became a flurry of tests, scans and finally the surgery which set him on the road to recovery. With no small debt to the NHS, Paul celebrated his 30th anniversary in stand-up in 2025. He is delighted to be touring his latest Edinburgh Fringe show around the UK. As seen on: The Chase, Taskmaster, QI, Would I Lie To You and The Hit List Age: 16+

Wifi Wars: Interactive Comedy Game Show

13 Feb 2027 - 13 Feb 2027

Two shows in one day - There'll be different games and quizzes at each show, so feel free to do what many others have done in the past, and come to both. WiFi Wars WiFi Wars returns to Chorley with an entirely new show. From classic TV game shows to zen-like word puzzles, from retro video games to modern first person shooters, WiFi Wars has something for everyone in its truly original whistlestop tour of all the ways you can have fun, in public. The entire audience competes, both as teams and as individuals, on games, quizzes and more that are magically beamed into their smartphones and tablets using WiFi Wars' Guinness World Record-Breaking tech, developed in residency at London's prestigious Royal Institution. Hosted by comedian Steve McNeil (team captain on the hit TV show "Dara O'Briain's Go 8 Bit") and Rob Sedgebeer (a Chortle "Legend of Lockdown" award winner), WiFi Wars is the Award-Winning must-see show that's like nothing you've seen before. As teams and players thrive and fail, each show's unique narrative emerges hilariously in real time, with freshly-minted heroes becoming local legends in every place they visit. DISCLAIMER: ENSURE YOU BRING A SMART DEVICE (phone/tablet) FOR EACH PLAYER - essentially you just need something with a touch-screen and a web-browser installed. Also, make sure it's got some battery charge in it as you'll use it to play along with the entire show, but don't worry - it doesn't hugely drain your battery. And you don't need to download an app or install anything in advance, we'll get you all set up when you arrive.

Gavin Webster: Good Evening

23 May 2027 - 23 May 2027

Geordie stand up legend and one of the first post alternative comedians in the North East, Blaydon’s very own Gavin Webster is back on a tour. In a career spanning 35 years Gav has been in 2 Ken Loach films including ‘I Daniel Blake’, performed on countless stand up shows on radio and television throughout the world and has even starred in his own sitcom ‘I’ve Got A Job For You Gav’ that he wrote as well. Stand up though is his forte and after clocking up approximately 12,000 gigs over the years, he’s back for a 2027 tour. Expect a loud, over the top punkish performance chock full of one liners, quickfire jokes, crash bang wallop routines and larger than life set pieces.

Cados Scratch Night

12 Nov 2026 - 12 Nov 2026

Cados scratch night A medley of short scenes and pieces by local writers, read by CADOS actors. Compiled and Directed by Jack Vardy A new evening in which actors perform a selection of works which might be part of works-in-progress plays are complete pieces in their own right. With minimal production the emphasis is on new writing for the stage in front of a supportive audience. 12+ Unreserved Seating in our Studio

Esther Manito

4 Sept 2027 - 4 Sept 2027

Esther manito - ranting queen Esther Manito has been called the "Queen of the Rants" by the British Comedy Guide - and quite frankly, she's earned the crown. Because the thing Esther does best is lose her mind on stage. And while she's doing it, the audience gets that glorious feeling of: "Thank God she said it. I thought it was just me." The Ranting Queen is a blisteringly funny, brilliantly relatable stand-up show about motherhood, perimenopause, marriage, ageing and the increasingly ridiculous world around us. It's about all the tiny things women are expected to quietly absorb, endure and "just get on with" - when actually, they should be screamed about from the rooftops. Esther takes aim at the endless indignities, absurdities and injustices of modern life, turning the things that make us quietly furious into big, unapologetic, cathartic comedy. Because maybe women don't need to calm down. Maybe they need to rant louder. Welcome to the reign of the Ranting Queen. 16+ Unreserved Seating in our Studio

Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You

14 Nov 2026 - 14 Nov 2026

Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You The grumpiest uncle in showbiz is back. Fresh from travelling the world (and smashing it as a top husband and bunny-stepdad), the UK's leading de-influencer returns with a brand-new stand-up show. Expect fresh jokes, furious rants, and ridiculous stories - all delivered with Tez's trademark smart, silly, and subversive humour. Star of: Man Like Mobeen (BBC Three), Live at the Apollo (BBC Two), Fighting Talk (BBC Radio 5 Live) and Sunday Times bestselling author of The Secret Diary of a British Muslim Aged 13 3/4. Book early. You'll hate yourself if you miss it. Presented by UTC Live 18+

Pete Firman: Jokus Pokus

5 Mar 2028 - 5 Mar 2028

Pete firman: jokus pokus Pete Firman is back on tour with Jokus Pocus, a brand-new show packed with jaw-dropping magic, astonishing sleight of hand and laugh-out-loud comedy. With over 10 million social media followers and more than a billion online views, Pete has established himself as one of the UK's most popular magicians. His TV appearances include Tonight at the London Palladium, The Next Great Magician, The John Bishop Show and Amazon's Good Omens. You've probably seen his mind-boggling tricks and illusions online, but seeing the impossible happen right in front of you is another matter altogether. Expect big laughs, incredible magic and plenty of moments when you'll turn to the person next to you and ask, "How on earth did he do that?" They won't know either. 'The man from Middlesbrough sets the pace for comedy-meets-magic in the 21st century' The Times 'The new poster-boy for British comedy magic' The Telegraph 'Seamless blending of quality magic and stand-up comedy. It is a joy to watch' Edinburgh Festivals Magazine 'The best magic tricks in the Universe' Independent The Mirror Time Out Independent Scotsman Metro Ages 11+

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