Hi guys! It’s me, Gary. These blurbs do my head in, if I’m honest. Each year I need to sit and write one out before I even know what stories I’m gonna share. So what's the new show about? I don’t know yet, but it will contain at least one 'yer maw' joke! What I do know is that it’ll be another brand-new combination of stories, opinions and observations about me and my family, as well as all of you. It's always about people and the mad things we do, sometimes animals too, but more often than not it's about people and the stupid scenarios we end up in.

The one liners have been sharpened, the quick replies are flowing fast and this time - he's bringing his pals. Following on from his debut sold-out UK Tour join star of social media, TikTok, and all round good guy Stuart Mitchell as he brings his famous weekly Stuart Mitchell & Friends show direct from Glasgow to your front door (nearly). Featuring two special guests from the cream of the comedy crop, don't miss out on a night of laughter that's just up the road.

Lilies on The Land By The Lions Part, Directed by Tom Matthew A revealing, funny and wonderfully moving portrait of four women who sign up to join the Women's Land Army during World War II. Based on one hundred and fifty letters and interviews with original Land Girls, along with songs from the period, Lilies on the Land charts the personal journeys of four women who join the Women's Land Army - determined to work endless backbreaking hours on farms across the country in a bid to do their best for the War Effort. This amateur production of ‘Lilies on the Land' is presented by arrangement with Nick Hern Books Ltd  The Deadly Attachment (From Dad's Army) by David Croft & Jimmy Perry, Directed by Anne Macfie It's 1940 and the Walmington-on-Sea Home Guard platoon have to guard a captured U-Boat Captain and his crew. But fearless Captain Mainwaring incurs German displeasure when he orders the defiant prisoners be served soggy fish and chips! An hilarious episode from the classic BBC TV series Dad's Army.  EK Rep Theatre Club (Registered Scottish Charity SC020852)

Mix a Hitchcock masterpiece with a juicy spy novel, add a dash of Monty Python and you have The 39 Steps, a fast-paced whodunit for anyone who loves the magic of theatre! This two-time Tony and Drama Desk Award-winning treat is packed with nonstop laughs, over 150 zany characters (played by a ridiculously talented cast of four), an onstage plane crash, handcuffs, missing fingers, and some good old-fashioned romance.  Directed by Carlan Main & Dave Bennet The 39 Steps by arrangement with Fiery Angel Limited Adapted by Patrick Barlow from the novel by John Buchan and film by Alfred Hitchcock. Licensed by ITV Global Entertainment Limited and an original concept by Simon Corble and Nobby Dimon.

Europe's No.1 multi-award-winning show "Nashville Live", this hit country show returns for another fantastic night of toe-tapping Country nostalgia! The upcoming tour will showcase highly acclaimed tributes to Dolly Parton, Johnny Cash, Don Williams, Patsy Cline, Hank Williams, Tammy Wynette and Kenny Rogers and new tributes to icons Alan Jackson, Shania Twain, Garth Brooks and the new kid on the block Luke Combs  with countless other well-known singalong hit songs  in this must-see musical extravaganza. The show also features three superb singers who are all accompanied by a fantastic  live band of musicians. Watch that real authentic Tennessee sound coupled with an authentic stage set and state-of-the-art production that is guaranteed to transport you all the way, hand clapping and toe-tapping, to downtown  Nashville and back in one night. One thing is for sure, if it's Country music you like then this is the only show in town!

Music and Lyrics by Queen Story and Script by Ben Elton Original Vocal Score by Brian May, Roger Taylor & Mike Dixon Following their recent productions of Sunshine On Leith and 9 to 5, Eros are delighted to bring to East Kilbride Village Theatre, We Will Rock You - the smash-hit musical by Queen and Ben Elton! Get ready to be transported to a post-apocalyptic future without musical instruments where music is controlled by algorithms, rock is banned, individuality is outlawed, and a group of rebel Bohemians who dare to defy the system to save rock ‘n' roll. Packed with laughter, rebellion, and heart-pounding rock anthems, this electrifying musical celebrates the power of freedom, love, and the enduring legacy of Queen. Featuring 24 of Queen's greatest hits, including ‘Bohemian Rhapsody', ‘Somebody to Love', ‘Don't Stop Me Now', ‘Under Pressure', and, of course, ‘We Are the Champions', this show is guaranteed to have you singing, laughing, and stomping along. Whether you're a lifelong Queen fan or discovering the magic of this show for the first time, We Will Rock You guarantees a night of unforgettable entertainment. "Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see." This is one show you do not want to miss! This amateur production of "WE WILL ROCK YOU" is presented through special arrangement with and all authorised performance materials are supplied by Theatrical Rights Worldwide (TRW). Eros is a registered Scottish Charity SCO50284 

Dignity - The Deacon Blue Experience is Scotland's Premier 6-piece all-live tribute to the iconic Scottish band Deacon Blue. Playing all the hits from Raintown to Ragman, Circus Lights to Real Gone Kid, The Hipsters to Fergus, join us this December for a night to remember. This is the only dedicated all live tribute to Deacon Blue - don't miss it!

The " Salute To Kate Bush" show will take you through the career of f one of the worlds most iconic artistes, featuring many of her hits, alongside classic album numbers. Portraying Kate Bush is the award winning "Lorrie Brown", whose captivating look perfectly recreate the early years ofv Kate- the unforgettable routines and costumes from her concerts & videos.   Numbers such as Wow...Cloudbusting...Babooshka...The Man With A Child In His Eyes....and Wuthering Heights... A magical journey through the career of a truly amazing artist.

The Little Mermaid In a magical kingdom beneath the sea, the beautiful young mermaid, Ariel, longs to leave her ocean home to live in the world above. Based on one of Hans Christian Andersen's most beloved stories and the classic animated film, Disney's The Little Mermaid is a hauntingly beautiful love story for the ages. With music by eight-time Academy Award winner, Alan Menken, lyrics by Howard Ashman and Glenn Slater and a compelling book by Doug Wright, this fishy fable will capture your heart with its irresistible songs, including "Under the Sea," "Kiss the Girl" and "Part of Your World." Ariel, King Triton's youngest daughter, wishes to pursue the human Prince Eric in the world above, bargaining with the evil sea witch, Ursula, to trade her tail for legs. But the bargain is not what it seems, and Ariel needs the help of her colourful friends, Flounder the fish, Scuttle the seagull and Sebastian the crab to restore order under the sea.

Carlton Entertainment brings you their brand-new production featuring Meat Loafs greatest hits. Featuring the incredible vocals of Lee Brady and an awesome band made up of the UKs most highly-skilled and reputable rock musicians and female rock vocalists. . . this spellbinding concert will take you on a rollercoaster ride of Meat Loafs greatest hits of all time, including: Anything For Love Bat Out Of Hell Paradise by the Dashboard Light Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth Two Out Of Three Aint Bad Dead Ringer For Love and many, many more.

The Singing Kettle's founder Artie on the road with his original Kettles Clues to favourite songs inside - Music Man, Bunny Fou Fou, Eelly Alley 0 Bring Granny too and we'll promise not to "Shove Granny off the Bus"

The Sound of Scotland with the Macdonald Bros returns with a stunning new production which will take you on a musical journey celebrating Scotland's greatest songs and artists. This show truly highlights the brother's multi-instrumental talents including accordion, fiddle, piano, guitars and Irish whistles as well as their unique Vocal Harmonies which has seen them referred to as "The Scottish Everly Bros".

"Rottenrow-Ra Musical" Written & Directed by Paul Moore From here to maternity. And for every pregnant mother climbing that hill to Rottenrow, it took an eternity! It's a cold night in May 2001.Big Andy and his sidekick in security, Slim Si are watching over the decrepit wards of the iconic Rottenrow Maternity Hospital, the night before it feels the pain of the wrecking ball and is razed to the ground, with no epidural to numb the pain. The end of an epidural era! On their midnight "tour of duty", our two hapless Security Guards wander through the wards and stumble upon an old box.containing patient files, cod liver oil and a lot of vodka. And as the vodka kicks in.he reminisces with Slim Si about how him and his siblings were all birthed in the Rooms of Rottenrow.and thousands of others. The Birth of a Nation!    Before long, it's drams and prams, pains and weans, distractions and contractions..as The Wummin on The Wards emerge to give birth to their stories (and their weans) in full thrust Glasgow style. Literally all the belly aching hilarity.and a few hysterectomies too. A show that will have you in stitches!! From the writer of the smash hit musical comedies "The Provy Wummin" and "Meet Me at Boots Corner" - with the pulsating patter of big toe tapping musical numbers-from Bassey to The Beatles and Boney M.and so many more!!   Not to be missed. Grab a seat and pay a visit with your Lucozade and grapes and reminisce about "Rottenrow"

The Springsteen Sessions From the time The Springsteen Sessions hit the stage, they take you on a musical journey down E Street that will leave you enthralled, excited and exhausted but more importantly wanting more. Covering over five decades of The Boss, this tight unit of accomplished musicians tear into such mighty classics as Born To Run, 10th Avenue Freeze Out, Jungleland and Rosalita to name but a few. For the ‘True Springsteen Fan' this will be a journey that they'll never want to end. So, enjoy the pure sound of Bruce Springsteen and the legendary E Street band, delivered to you via The Springsteen Sessions.

Hotel California, a six piece ensemble of musicians will perform their spectacular new critically acclaimed show that gives you a concert experience of 100 minutes of pure Eagles nostalgia. You’ll return to a dark desert highway, cool wind in your hair, or stand on that street corner in Winslow, Arizona when you join Hotel California as they faithfully re-create Eagles and their Californian Sunshine Rock sound. Expect a set that includes tracks from their outstanding Long Road Out Of Eden album. The Eagles’ music is timeless, appealing to audiences of every age, bringing back memories and touching the hearts and souls of each new generation. The concert promises to be a fantastic night to remember for all Eagles fans, young and old, new or long-standing.

From the team that brought you Dragged Tae the Steamie Join us for the world premiere & preview performance of ‘Jessies’ This new comedy play by Grant F Kidd and James T Smith follows the 3 drag queens (The Jessies) and bar staff of the infamous Jessie's Bar in Scotland during key moments in their lives between 1980 and 1995. Join them as they laugh, cry, reminisce and bitch whilst discovering the true meaning of Community and chosen family. Content advisory contains adult themes, offensive and outdated language indicative of period and some scenes/themes that sensitive audience members may find distressing. Due to content and themes this event is rated as 18+ No refunds will be given for patrons who are under the age of 18 and are refused entry. - Once purchased your e-ticket will be exchanged for a physical ticket by the production team which will be available for postage or collection prior to event - someone from the production will be in touch to arrange this in January .

We are excited to invite you to A Night at the Musicals in the Sarah Moore Theatre. Tickets are £4 and limited to two tickets per customer.

Presented by Encore Stars Academy High School Musical 2 Get ready to soak up the summer vibes with High School Musical 2! The Wildcats are back for another high-energy adventure packed with catchy songs, incredible dance numbers, and a whole lot of fun. Join Troy, Gabriella, Sharpay and the gang as they take on summer jobs, friendships, and dreams under the spotlight. Performed by the talented young performers of Encore Stars Academy, this feel-good musical promises an unforgettable experience for audiences of all ages. It's time to sing, dance, and be fabulous — because we're all in this together!

Insideout Theatre Productions Ltd proudly present the sensational sequel: Girls' Night Oot! 2 Heartbreaks and Promises: a musical comedy The ladies are back for a night full of song and laughter to help mend a broken heart, then it is off to the dancing to dance the night away! To survive a heartbreak all a lassie needs are her pals. Book now for this hilarious new musical comedy. Music from the 60's, 70's, 80's, 90's and noughties. Starring Donna Hazelton, Natalie Tulloch, Pamela Byrne, Sarah Galbraith Written and directed by Paul Harper-Swan 18 plus

Presented by Encore Stars Academy Little Shop of Horrors Feed the need for musical mayhem with Little Shop of Horrors! Follow meek flower shop assistant Seymour as he discovers a mysterious plant with a taste for blood — and a plan for world domination. This cult classic bursts with dark comedy, rock ‘n' roll hits, and unforgettable characters. Brought to life by Encore Stars Academy's outstanding cast, this thrilling and hilarious production will leave you humming "Suddenly, Seymour" long after the curtain falls.

From the producer of Dragged Tae the Steamie comes an award-winning new comedy thats fierce, funny, and full of heart. Winner of The Creative Arts Award at the Proud Scotland Awards 2025, this powerful new play by Grant F Kidd and James T Smith follows three unforgettable drag queens -The Jessies - and the staff of the infamous Jessies Bar in Scotland. Spanning from 1980 to 1995, the story dives into the highs and lows of queer life during a time of upheaval, hope, and hard-won joy. Through laughter, heartbreak, gossip, and glitter, The Jessies discover what it truly means to find family - not the one youre born into, but the one you choose. Set against the backdrop of a changing world, this hilarious and deeply moving play is a celebration of resilience, love, and the enduring power of community. Content Advisory: Contains adult themes, nudity, period-specific offensive language, and scenes some may find distressing. For Tickets visit : EAST KILBRIDE JESSIES [https://www.quaytickets.com/sllcboxoffice/en-GB/shows/jessies/events]

The best of the mod 60’s and the British beat boom! Four piece live band performing with high energy and recreating the iconic era...

Pretty as P!nk Pretty As P!nk is the UK's premier tribute to international superstar PINK! One of the biggest selling acts in the world, Grammy award winning PINK entertains audiences all around the world with spectacular shows. And Lorraine Colville does just that, bringing dazzling performances to a stage near you.  Accompanied by dancers and fully live band, this show will rock your world with a mesmerising two hour journey through the 20 year career of PINK.  Get your tickets now and step into the FUNHOUSE!  "As close as the real thing" - ‘Pink Dreams' on BBC

The Hilarious new play from Phil Differ featuring Bruce Morton and Raymond Mearns Pat and Danny are two Celtic supporting childhood pals now in their early seventies, older men who view life through a green and white prism. They live in the past, they resent everyone under thirty and manage to find negatives in everything their team achieves. They are what's disparagingly known as Celtic Da's. A recent health scare results in Pat experiencing a lapse in his football fanaticism and a stark re-evaluation of a lifetime spent as a Celtic fan. A confused Danny cannot understand his pal's sudden mood swing and gradually their long-standing match day routine becomes the backdrop to a darkly comedic discourse where they both come to question their Celtic-mindedness, their politics, their hopes, dreams, fears, values and above all else, their evolution from young and gallus into Celtic Da's.

Get ready for a night of laughter and entertainment as GRADO, known for his roles in Two Doors Down and Scot Squad, teams up with STEPHEN PURDON, the talented actor behind River City's Bob O'Hara, for a hilarious tour across Scotland. Join this dynamic duo as they share amusing stories from their television, wrestling, and panto careers, along with personal anecdotes that will keep you entertained throughout the evening.  From Shieldinch to Latimer Crescent, Boab and Grado guarantee a night filled with laughter and fun that you'll remember for a long time. Age limit for this event: 14+ VIP meet & greet tickets incudes the chance to meet the Grado & Stephen Purdon backstage in person & have your photo taken with them.  They are happy to sign merch any merch you have too. Please note meet & greet will take place during the first interval.

Bafta award winner Karen Dunbar is one of Scotland's best-known comedy actors and DJs.  Starting off in the sketch show Chewin' the Fat, she then went on to star in her own show, The Karen Dunbar Show, which received 4 nominations for the Golden Rose European TV Awards. Karen has trod the boards in everything from Glasgow Panto to West End Classics, performed Burns, Shakespeare, done stand up and DJ-ed in New York and Ibiza, and in 2014 she opened the Commonwealth Games in front of one billion viewers. From Oran Mor to the National Theatre, Karen has captivated audiences with mix of comedy, music and acting talents and last year she toured Scotland playing 80 dates around the whole country and filmed this for BBC. Please note this is a brand new show.  If you've seen Karen before, come back and see her again whilst enjoying some of her old classics!  The Queen of Scottish Comedy will have you laughing all night long.