by Sarah Ruhl An incessantly ringing cell phone in a quiet caf. A stranger at the next table who has had enough. And a dead man with a lot of loose ends. So begins Dead Mans Cell Phone, a wildly imaginative new comedy by MacArthur Genius Grant recipient and Pulitzer Prize finalist Sarah Ruhl. A work about how we memorialize the dead and how that remembering changes us it is the odyssey of a woman forced to confront her own assumptions about morality, redemption, and the need to connect in a technologically obsessed world. This amateur production of Dead Man's Cell Phone is presented by arrangement with Concord Theatricals Ltd. on behalf of Samuel French Ltd. www.concordtheatricals.co.uk [//www.concordtheatricals.co.uk] Playwrights Horizons, Inc., New York City, produced the New York Premiere of DEAD MAN'S CELL PHONE Off-Broadway in 2008. Originally produced June 2006 by Woolly Mammoth Theatre Company, Washington, DC Howard Shalwitz, Artistic Director; Kevin Moore, Managing Director. DEAD MAN'S CELL PHONE was commissioned by Playwrights Horizons with funds provided by the Harold and Mimi Steinberg Commissioning Program. Every member of the audience, regardless of age, must be in possession of a valid ticket to gain entry to the theatre. Ticketspurchased are not exchangeable or refundable unless the performance is cancelled.

Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em by Guy Unsworth based on the TV Series by Raymond Allen. Betty is pregnant but, as she attempts to tell Frank, he is preoccupied by possible newfound fame as a magician. With guests arriving for dinner and crossed wires all round, priceless misunderstandings are on the menu. Hilarious mishaps and DIY disasters bring the house down, quite literally in this ensemble farce. This amateur production of Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em is presented by arrangement with Concord Theatricals Ltd. on behalf of Samuel French Ltd. www.concordtheatricals.co.uk [//www.concordtheatricals.co.uk] Every member of the audience, regardless of age, must be in possession of a valid ticket to gain entry to the theatre. Tickets purchased are not exchangeable or refundable unless the performance is cancelled.

by Patrick Barlow A CHRISTMAS CAROL Written by Patrick Barlow Adapted from the story by Charles Dickens. This amateur production of A Christmas Carol (Barlow) is presented by arrangement with Concord Theatricals Ltd. on behalf of Samuel French Ltd. www.concordtheatricals.co.uk Every member of the audience, regardless of age, must be in possession of a valid ticket to gain entry to the theatre . Tickets purchased are not exchangeable or refundable unless the performance is cancelled.

By Jonathan Harvey Beautiful Thing offers a razor-sharp depiction of life and love on a post-war council estate, and a gloriously nostalgic trip back to the early nineties. Coronation Street writer Jonathan Harvey is at his insightful and hilarious best in this iconic story, which shows how community can lift you out of isolation and suffering. Copyright by Jonathan Harvey, copyright agent: Michael McCoy of Independent Talent Group Ltd, 40 Whitfield Street, London W1T 2RH. Every member of the audience, regardless of age, must be in possession of a valid ticket to gain entry to the theatre. Tickets purchased are not exchangeable or refundable unless the performance is cancelled.

By Jackie Mitchell Fun for all the family. Ever since Red Riding Hood made friends with the local wolf, the people of Erith town have been free to roam around the nearby woodlands without fear. Unfortunately, a witch who lives in the woods is less happy with all the intrusions and noise, so she casts a spell to take control of the wolf and capture all the townsfolk. Can Red Riding Hood and her Granny, along with all the friends, old and new, help stop her, or is Erith town doomed? Why not come along and find out! Every member of the audience, regardless of age, must be in possession of a valid ticket to gain entry to the theatre. Tickets purchased are not exchangeable or refundable unless the performance is cancelled.

EOS brings you the hit Andrew LLoyd Webber musical "Joseph", one of the world's most popular musicals. Join Jospeh, Pharoah, Potiphar and a support cast of cows, corn and camels! A family favourite featuring the hit song "Any Dream Will Do".

An evening of Americana and Blues music featuring a brilliant set of musicians at a wonderful, intimate theatre. The headliners are Armer, Barber and Wigg [A3A] playing their own brand of Americana. Eddie Armer has recorded with the legendary Pete Seeger. Kevin Barber is a great acoustic guitar player. Jon Wigg is a superb multi-instrumentalist with a love of roots music. Special guests feature Naomi Campbell, accompanied by Rob Johnson. The evening will raise funds for Centrepieces Mental Health Charity ( Bexley ), which is celebrating its 25th anniversary and for Erith Playhouse. The bar will be open from 6.45 pm