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Tony Law

Tony Law

8 Oct 2025 - 8 Oct 2025

Tony Law identifies as a Hominid. Homo Sapiens, Neanderthal, Indo-European horse tribesman, an Englishman, a Canadian, a norn iron man and a Trinidadian and a Tobagonian. A dog, a dog owner, owned by a dog, a surrealist, an absurdist and an artist who is comedy of person. A parent a thrower a catcher a reader and a farmer. His 16th show is turning out to be his best yet. For connoisseurs of comedy who have seen it all and are funny in their own bones. Top drawer Tony. Comedians comedian comedian for the comedy nerd seeking Dadaist nirvosis nirvana blap. 16+
Stephen Bailey

Stephen Bailey

20 Sept 2025 - 28 Nov 2025

Stephen has appeared on every light entertainment show, come second on every celebrity quiz show, and will gossip about everything from his funeral plans to his unrequited love for Ben Shephard in his new show. (And if he needs to pad it out, he will read you secrets direct from the girlies WhatsApp group chat.) Brassy, sassy and always classy – the perfect ingredients to make a proper Tart.
Neon Naked Life Drawing In Clapham!

Neon Naked Life Drawing In Clapham!

21 Jun 2025 - 21 Jun 2025

Get ready for an unforgettable Saturday night at The Four Thieves in Clapham! Join us for Neon Naked Life Drawing, the perfect activity for hen parties, birthdays, or simply a fun night out. With lively music and creative drawing exercises, this unique experience offers an exciting and vibrant evening of artistic fun. Whether you're celebrating a special occasion or just looking for something different, Neon Naked Life Drawing at The Four Thieves is the ultimate way to light up your night. Location: The Four Thieves, Clapham from 8 PM to 9:30 PM on Saturday nights monthly! Check out the ticket link for specific details. The nearest tube is Clapham Junction. Presented by Neon Naked Life Drawing. This is an 18+ event.
Kae Kurd: What's O'Kurd

Kae Kurd: What's O'Kurd

12 Sept 2025 - 15 Nov 2025

Stand up sensation and social media star Kae Kurd returns with his highly anticipated brand new tour: What's O'Kurd. Co-host of the hit podcast Aint Got a Clue, voice of ITV's Loaded in Paradise and star of Live at the Apollo (BBC), Mock the Week (BBC Two), Celebrity Masterchef (BBC One) and The Apprentice: You're Fired (BBC Two) As a hugely in-demand writer, his credits include Cunk & Other Humans (BBC Two), Have I Got News For You (BBC Two) and A League of Their Own (Sky One) ★★★★ The Herald ★★★★ Evening Standard
Laugh Train Home Ft Glenn Moore

Laugh Train Home Ft Glenn Moore

22 Oct 2025 - 22 Oct 2025

Laugh Train Home Is Known For Hilarious Comedy Nights, A Fun Atmosphere And A Bit Of The Unexpected... For Over A Decade, We Have Been Bringing You The Best Uk And International Comedians, Including Sara Pascoe, Joe Lycett, Seann Walsh, Milton Jones, Sindhu Vee, Josh Widdicombe, Reginald D. Hunter And More, Every Wednesday. 24 Jul - Glenn Moore Live At The Apollo, The News Quiz, House Of Games "A Comedy Masterclass" The Times Withdavid Tsonos Cold Blood And Forensic Actor "David Makes Them Laugh Until They Can Laugh No More" Joke Pit, Introducingsamira Banks Winner So You Think You're Funny?, Introducingsam Wyattandmc Ben Van Der Velde
Mark Simmons

Mark Simmons

26 Jul 2025 - 28 May 2026

Mark Simmons combines hilarious one-liners with an irresistible love of performing, to resonate with audiences at virtual and in-person events. His award-winning stand-up is a cut above the rest, setting Mark apart on the booking circuit and leading him to perform on some of the most prestigious comedy stages in the UK.
Hal Cruttenden

Hal Cruttenden

20 Jun 2025 - 21 Feb 2026

Hal Cruttenden is a stand-up comedian and actor renown for his fantastic observational humour and frequent appearances on Mock The Week, Live At The Apollo, and his very own radio show. Cruttenden began acting in television shows in 1983 but soon found his love for stand-up comedy - he was voted Best Newcomer in 2002 at the Edinburgh Comedy Awards and his career took off from there.
Tom Houghton

Tom Houghton

4 Sept 2025 - 19 Apr 2026

After an incredible sold-out debut run, the man who asked us “do you ski?” is leaving his home in the Tower of London (for good). Catch him as he departs on a second triumphant tour across our nation armed with even more outrageous takes, unbelievable tales, and biblical chat to leave you bowled over with laughter. Having amassed a loyal fan base of over a quarter of a million followers the multi-viral, social media sensation is delving even deeper into his ludicrous life as he tries to smarten up the not so honourable aspects of himself. Take a look at the pitfalls of online celebrity, the perils of post-palace living and find out that, in an age where everyone is so obsessed with the veneer of virtual contentment, maybe it takes crashing back down to reality to discover where happiness truly lies. As seen on Comedy Central and tour support for Milton Jones.

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