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Mark Simmons

Mark Simmons

12 Dec 2025 - 26 Nov 2026

Mark Simmons combines hilarious one-liners with an irresistible love of performing, to resonate with audiences at virtual and in-person events. His award-winning stand-up is a cut above the rest, setting Mark apart on the booking circuit and leading him to perform on some of the most prestigious comedy stages in the UK.
Hal Cruttenden

Hal Cruttenden

6 Feb 2026 - 20 Jun 2026

Hal Cruttenden is a stand-up comedian and actor renown for his fantastic observational humour and frequent appearances on Mock The Week, Live At The Apollo, and his very own radio show. Cruttenden began acting in television shows in 1983 but soon found his love for stand-up comedy - he was voted Best Newcomer in 2002 at the Edinburgh Comedy Awards and his career took off from there.
Tom Houghton: Deep

Tom Houghton: Deep

5 Feb 2026 - 15 May 2026

After an incredible sold-out debut run, the man who asked us “do you ski?” is leaving his home in the Tower of London (for good). Catch him as he departs on a second triumphant tour across our nation armed with even more outrageous takes, unbelievable tales, and biblical chat to leave you bowled over with laughter. Having amassed a loyal fan base of over a quarter of a million followers the multi-viral, social media sensation is delving even deeper into his ludicrous life as he tries to smarten up the not so honourable aspects of himself. Take a look at the pitfalls of online celebrity, the perils of post-palace living and find out that, in an age where everyone is so obsessed with the veneer of virtual contentment, maybe it takes crashing back down to reality to discover where happiness truly lies. As seen on Comedy Central and tour support for Milton Jones.
Good Ship Comedy Nye Special Feat. Marcel Lucont
31 Dec NEW YEAR'S EVE - please note this show starts an hour earlier than our regular shows at 7:30pm and your ticket includes the NYE party after the show Marcel Lucont The John Bishop Show, Live at the Comedy Store, Wonderful French wit.His elegant, sardonic turns of phrase are an utter joy. Time Out, Sikisa Live at the Apollo, Comedy Central Live, "A sparkling comedy party." Guardian, Eleanor Tiernan The News Quiz and Just A Minute, The fastest-rising comedy talent in the country. Irish Times and MC Ben Van der Velde

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