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Lanark Memorial Hall

Built in1926, this building was constructed in memory of the 232 men belonging to Lanark and District who lost their lives during the First World War. It has since been refurbished, and now has the facilities to host a wide range of events, from conferences and weddings to live performances.

What's On @ Lanark Memorial Hall

Showaddywaddy

Showaddywaddy

24 Apr 2026 - 11 Sept 2027

The Greatest Rock & Roll Band In The World’ is a bold statement but Showaddywaddy has lived up to that title for the last 4 decades!
Live/Wire: The AC/DC Show

Live/Wire: The AC/DC Show

10 Apr 2026 - 27 Feb 2027

Live/Wire bring the thunder of AC/DC to life with unmatched energy, passion, and power. Celebrating 25 years, this critically acclaimed tribute delivers a full-throttle two-hour show packed with cannons, Marshall stacks, and hits spanning Back in Black to PWR UP, plus Bon Scott-era classics. Featuring Podge Blacksmith as Brian Johnson and Simon Davies as Angus Young, Live/Wire captures the raw, electrifying spirit of rock’s greatest band.
Stuart Mitchell & Friends: On The Road
The one liners have been sharpened, the quick replies are flowing fast and this time - he's bringing his pals. Following on from his debut sold-out UK Tour join star of social media, TikTok, and all round good guy Stuart Mitchell as he brings his famous weekly Stuart Mitchell & Friends show direct from Glasgow to your front door (nearly). Featuring two special guests from the cream of the comedy crop, don't miss out on a night of laughter that's just up the road.
An Evening of Burlesque
Burlesque
Variety

An Evening of Burlesque

14 May 2026 - 15 May 2026

An Evening of Burlesque direct from London's West End! A night of laughter, cabaret, mystery, and glamour! Roll up, roll up. . . the UK's longest running burlesque show is back touring the nation. And it's bigger than ever. The ultimate variety show blends stylish cabaret, comedy, music, circus and burlesque featuring world-class entertainers and stars of the stage and screen in an extravaganza of glitz and glamour! Expect fun, feathers and fabulous costumes as we pick from the finest selection of specialty artistes, cabaret and circus stars, comedians and champagne showgirls. Burlesque has enraptured audiences for centuries. This sensational variety show brings together a bounty of beautiful stars for an unrivalled variety show for the 21st Century! Expect the unexpected with plenty of glitter and glamour! It's cocktails and cabaret o'clock! An Evening of Burlesque - we are waiting for you! Tickets on sale now!
Paradise Found
Music
Tribute

Paradise Found

18 Apr 2026 - 18 Apr 2026

Legacy Concert Company proudly presents the UKs ultimate Meat Loaf theatre rock show. Paradise Found delivers a two hour high octane tribute performance featuring an electrifying all star headline band. Blazing through Meat Loaf’s greatest hits outa hell & legendary singalong anthems. Bat Out Of Hell, Took The Words, Bad For Good, Out Of The Frying Pan, Dead Ringer For Love and much more. Expect high impact visuals, formidable Musicians and an immersive live music experience like no other dedicated to the legend of Meat Loaf. So come on, hold tight and get ready to sing, dance and be part of the wildest night of your life. Presented by Legacy Concert Company.
Phantoms Of The Popera

Phantoms Of The Popera

1 May 2026 - 6 Sept 2026

This vocally dynamic evening showcases smash-hit songs from the West End and Broadway, brought to you by four of the world’s finest voices. Join the guys on a spine-tingling rollercoaster of breathtaking show-tunes, riding the high and lows of uplifting melodies, heart-rending ballads and climactic anthems. Featuring classics from Les Mis, Phantom, South Pacific, Jersey, and more.
The Sound of Scotland with the MacDonald Brothers
Join our outstanding live musicians The MacDonald Bros as they celebrate their 20th anniversary since bursting into the public eye on the X Factor. This show truly highlights the brother’s multi-instrumental talents including accordion, fiddle, piano, guitars and Irish whistles as well as their unique Vocal Harmonies which has seen them referred to as "The Scottish Everly Bros”. These talented guys perform some of the biggest hits from The Proclaimers to Deacon Blue and from Runrig to The Bay City Rollers plus a whole lot more! Joining the brothers on stage will be an amazing supporting cast of dancers, and stunning video footage accompanies every number - ensuring an unforgettable evening of Scottish music variety. The Sound of Scotland celebrates everything wonderful about Scotland and has been described as a Scottish Music Extravaganza - so get your tartan scarves at the ready! This production is truly one of the best shows touring Scottish Theatres in 2026! Join us for a night to remember & get your tickets today!
The Drifters

The Drifters

9 Apr 2026 - 5 Jun 2027

The Drifters are back on tour in the UK performing all their classic hits including 'Saturday Night at the Movies', 'You're More Than A Number,' 'Come on Over to My Place', 'Under the Boardwalk', 'Kissin' In The Back Row' and more! The legendary group have been inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, performed for the President of the United States and listed among the Greatest Artists of All Time by Rolling Stone magazine. Under the guidance of Tina Treadwell (daughter of the group's original founders, George and Faye Treadwell) The Drifters have enjoyed a remarkable resurgence in recent years with multiple successful UK tours including headline shows in major arenas. "I am thrilled with the success of our recent UK tours and we invite you all to join us in continuing to celebrate this incredible and everlasting story of The Drifters." Said Tina, speaking about the tour.
K-Pop Forever!

K-Pop Forever!

2 Apr 2026 - 10 Jul 2026

K-Pop Forever! is here, LIVE on stage! Immerse yourself in the worldwide phenomenon that is K-Pop with this all-action tribute concert. Featuring all-live performances of smash-hits including: Blackpink, BTS, Twice, Soda Pop, Golden and many more, this is the ultimate non-stop party! Amidst a back-drop of world class lighting and effects, K-Pop Forever! takes audiences on a journey that they will never forget. With breathtaking choreography, plus songs inspired by the record breaking film K-Pop Demon Hunters, this production is one not to be missed. K-Pop is taking over the world and this is your chance to experience it, live and in person.
Artie's Singing Kettle

Artie's Singing Kettle

7 Apr 2026 - 6 Sept 2026

The Singing Kettle's founder Artie on the road with his original Kettles Clues to favourite songs inside - Music Man, Bunny Fou Fou, Eelly Alley 0 Bring Granny too and we'll promise not to "Shove Granny off the Bus"
Girls' Night Oot! 2
Musical
Theatre

Girls' Night Oot! 2

25 Apr 2026 - 25 Apr 2026

From the producers that brought you the smash hit show Girls' Night Oot! Insideout Theatre Productions Ltd proudly present the sensational sequel, Girls' Night Oot! 2 Heartbreaks and Promises. GIRLS' NIGHT OOT! 2 HEARTBREAKS AND PROMISES A musical comedy The ladies are back for a night full of song and laughter to help mend a broken heart, then it is off to the dancing to dance the night away! To survive a heartbreak all a lassie needs are her pals. Book now for this hilarious new musical comedy. Music from the 60's, 70's, 80's, 90's and noughties. Starring Donna Hazelton, Natalie Tulloch, Pamela Byrne, Sarah Galbraith Written and directed by Paul Harper-Swan 18 plus Prices: £22 / £20 (concession)
Dreams of FM
Music
Rock & Pop

Dreams of FM

24 Apr 2026 - 24 Apr 2026

DREAMS OF FM Fleetwood Mac Tribute Show One of the UK's top, and some say most authentic, Fleetwood Mac Tribute Shows. ‘Run in the Shadow' are a high calibre, professional and polished band of experienced and accomplished musicians who have come together to recreate the sound, look and feel of the legendary band itself. All seven professional members play live and unadulterated, dedicated to delivering a show as close to the real thing as possible! The DREAMS of FM FLEETWOOD MAC TRIBUTE show successfully recreates the authentic look and sound and every show is portrayed with the passion, energy and respect that the legendary band deserve.
Megaslam Wrestling

Megaslam Wrestling

9 May 2026 - 26 May 2026

The #1 live experience for families is back with it's biggest tour to date as Megaslam presents the 2026 Mega Tour! Taking place in locations across the United Kingdom, Isle Of Man and Republic Of Ireland - the 2026 Mega Tour will feature all of your favourite Megaslam stars and some brand new ones! Established in 2009 and presenting hundreds of Live Events per year, Megaslam truly is the ultimate live experience for families & we invite you to join us and create amazing memories! Team Nasty will battle it out with Team Megaslam in a series of action packed matches designed to get the whole family out of their seats and cheering on their favourites!
Choose George
Music
Rock & Pop

Choose George

11 Apr 2026 - 11 Apr 2026

Choose George  with Steve Mitchell  With the production now in its third year, CHOOSE GEORGE - Celebrating George Michael continues to amaze fans throughout the UK and Europe. The show features early WHAM! hits right through to George Michael's later songs, all performed perfectly by the incomparable Steve Mitchell.   Steve is considered by many to be the closest to George's vocal. He's been a fan for most of his life, which is apparent in his detailed and passionate performance of the songs. The show also features Ex-Wham! bassist, Dave West who worked with George Michael and Andrew Ridgeley on the first sessions for Wham Rap, Careless Whisper and Club Tropicana
The Vintage Explosion

The Vintage Explosion

8 May 2026 - 14 Jan 2027

Get yourself down for a night of astonishing Rock n roll, Soul & Rhythm and Blues from the amazing Vintage Explosion. Don't take our word for it; here is what Sir Rod Stewart had to say: 'This guy....The Vintage Explosion, is the best white soul singer i've ever heard'. The band have already achieved 3 No.1 Albums on iTunes Worldwide Blues Chart as well as reaching the top ten on the US Billboard Blues Charts. The band made their first television appearance in March when they were specially invited to perform at the BBC Big Birthday Bash as the house band and followed that with their national TV debut on ITV's This Morning. Get your tickets now to see what all the fuss is about and party like it's 1959!
John Barrowman: My Life In Musicals

John Barrowman: My Life In Musicals

3 May 2026 - 20 Oct 2026

John Barrowman is back with his brand new show - My Life In Musicals, a glittering evening celebrating the greatest West End and Broadway musicals. With a career spanning over three decades on stage and screen, John has played an astonishing 22 leading male roles across the West End and Broadway. From Sunset Boulevard to Chicago, Anything Goes to La Cage Aux Folles, Phantom of the Opera to Miss Saigon. Barrowman takes centre stage bringing his iconic performances back to life in one spectacular night of musical theatre magic. Expect stories, laughter, unforgettable anthems mixed with a few showstoppers and all the sparkle delivered with the charisma, talent and flair that made John a global star. This is John Barrowman: My Life In Musicals
Gary Faulds: Panic at the Midlife Disco
Gary Faulds: Panic at the Midlife Disco Get ready for a night of full-throttle storytelling, sharp observations, and the kind of chaos only Gary Faulds can bring. In Panic at the Midlife Disco, Gary dives into the madness of modern life, midlife meltdowns, and everything in between — with his trademark energy, honesty, and hilariously unfiltered humour. It's relatable, it's ridiculous, and it's guaranteed to have the whole room in stitches. Running Time: Approx. 2 hours including interval Age Guidance: 16+
Stuart Mitchell and Festive Friends

Stuart Mitchell and Festive Friends

16 Dec 2026 - 16 Dec 2026

Stuart Mitchell and Festive Friends! ★★EXTRA 5:30PM SHOW ADDED★★ Laugh your baubles off this Christmas 2026 with Stuart Mitchell and Festive Friends! The one liners have been sharpened, the quick replies are flowing fast and this time - he's bringing his pals. Following on from his debut sold-out UK Tour join star of social media, TikTok, and all round good guy STUART MITCHELL as he brings his famous weekly STUART MITCHELL & FRIENDS show direct from Glasgow to your front door (nearly). Featuring TWO SPECIAL GUESTS from the cream of the comedy crop, don't miss out on a night of laughter that's just up the road. Please note this is for 18 years and over only.
Phantoms of the Popera starring G4

Phantoms of the Popera starring G4

2 May 2026 - 3 Jul 2026

The ultimate celebration of Musical Theatre. Following the overwhelming sell-out success of their 'Phantoms of the Popera' tour in 2025, the UK’s No1 vocal harmony quartet and original X Factor stars, G4 return in 2026 to unleash their unique trademark sound on the greatest showstoppers that musical theatre has to offer. Join Jonathan Ansell, Michael Conway, Mike Christie and Duncan Sandilands on a spine-tingling rollercoaster of breathtaking show-tunes, riding the high and lows of uplifting melodies, heart-rending ballads and climactic anthems. Featuring classics from Les Mis, Phantom, Wicked, Jersey Boys, Hamilton, Jesus Christ Superstar, Greatest Showman, Rent, Miss Saigon, Book of Mormon, Lion King, Aspects of Love, We Will Rock You, The Sound of Music, My Fair Lady, Rocky Horror Show and many more… This vocally dynamic evening showcases smash-hit songs from the West End and Broadway, brought to you by four of the world's finest voices; from stratospherically high tenor to the depths of rich bass, sharing a night you will truly never forget…
A wickedly inspired prosecco afternoon tea
Days out
Food & Drink
Lanark Memorial Hall presents A Wickedly Inspired Prosecco Afternoon Tea Join us for another Prosecco afternoon tea here at Lanark Memorial Hall…..this time in homage to the wonderful world of Wicked. With delicious cakes, tasty sandwiches and a lovely cup of tea, afternoon tea is always delightful – but add in a glass of prosecco and some great entertainment and now you’re talking! Throughout your tea we’ll celebrate the music and songs from the musical/film with live vocalists…..and possibly even a singalong at the end. Whether you’re Team Glinda or Team Elphaba, it’s bound to be POPULAR so get your tickets. Non-alcohol ticket option available for children. Please Note that Stalls seating will be Cabaret style tables with 10 at a table.
100th Birthday Bash
Theatre
Variety

100th Birthday Bash

29 Apr 2026 - 29 Apr 2026

Lanark Memorial Hall  Lanark Memorial Hall was officially opened on 29 April 1926 by General Sir Ian Hamilton, G.B.C. with a crowd of over 2000 witnessing the proceedings. So, exactly 100 years to the day, we invite you to come along and join us for our 100th Birthday Bash concert. The concert will be our very own Eras Tour, celebrating the music through the decades of the venue, starting in the 1920, through the Big Band Era and the war years to the  heyday of the classic musicals, the swinging Sixties and Rock ‘n' Roll era and onwards through more recent decades of the various eras of popular music - right through to the chart toppers in 2026!! We envisage the night being not only a celebration for our loyal customers and the local community to get involved in, but also one huge big sing-along to lots of your favourite hits through the years. Watch online for further details.
Bon Giovi
Music
Rock & Pop

Bon Giovi

4 Sept 2026 - 4 Sept 2026

Bon Giovi Bon Giovi are the World's premier look-alike and sound alike tribute to the New Jersey rockers ‪Bon Jovi‬.‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬ Formed in December of 1998, with over 25 years UK and International touring experience as a band and nearly 5 times that combined from individual members, this act is without compromise one of the best tribute acts on the circuit today playing over 100+ shows each year. Covering every aspect of ‪Bon Jovi's extensive career, BON GIOVI perform all the greatest hits such as ‘Living On A Prayer', ‘It's My Life', ‘Wanted Dead or Alive', as well as many others from every album ever produced in one amazing stage show which include all these hits and more.‬ ‬‬‬‬‬‬‬
Illegal Eagles

Illegal Eagles

8 Apr 2026 - 30 Jan 2027

The World’s Official No. 1 Eagles tribute returns for another outstanding show promising more of their trademark musical prowess, acute attention to detail, and incredible showmanship. This phenomenal group of musicians have been touring for over two decades and remain true Eagles fanatics! Their longevity and continued international acclaim are due in no small part to their extraordinary mastery of the Eagles’ distinctive sound. Featuring the very best from the Eagles’ repertoire including Hotel California, Take it to the Limit, Life in the Fast Lane, Take It Easy, Lyin’ Eyes, Desperado and plenty more!
Dr Hook Songbook

Dr Hook Songbook

4 Jul 2026 - 16 Oct 2027

The songs of American country rock band, Dr. Hook, are timeless classics. Who can forget ‘Sylvia's Mother', ‘When You're in Love With A Beautiful Woman', ‘Sharing the Night Together', ‘Only Sixteen', ‘Sexy Eyes' and ‘Cover of the "Rolling Stone"'. The Dr. Hook Songbook breathes new life into the Dr. Hook catalogue with their sensational live concert, recreated for the stage by talented young singer & songwriter, Billy Shannon, and his spectacular live band.
Step Into Christmas

Step Into Christmas

21 Nov 2026 - 23 Dec 2026

Get ready to Step into Christmas once again for the most magical, feel-good show of the year. After a sensational run, they're back - bigger, brighter, and more festive than ever before. This spectacular Christmas concert is the ultimate way to kickstart your festive celebrations, guaranteed to fill your heart with holiday cheer and have you singing along from start to finish. Packed with all your favourite Christmas classics, the show brings the spirit of the season to life with dazzling performances, stunning festive visuals, and a sensational live band. From heart-warming ballads to upbeat festive anthems, it’s the perfect playlist for your Christmas celebrations. Whether you're starting a new festive tradition or keeping the magic alive, Step into Christmas is the ultimate feel-good Christmas concert spectacular.
Bay City Rollers

Bay City Rollers

18 Apr 2026 - 12 Nov 2026

Journey back in time to those carefree days of the 70’s when Scotland’s original boyband ruled the charts. Selling over 300 million albums worldwide, the Bay City Rollers attracted fans of all ages and a phenomenon known as Rollermania swept across the globe. Tartan clad fans in the UK and other parts of Europe were soon joined by throngs of devoted fans in Australia, Canada, USA and Japan.   Now, Bay City Roller legend, Stuart “Woody” Wood, has brought together a powerful group of talented musicians who embody the same essence of the original band that the world knew and loved. Backed by incredible musical resumes, this group has taken what it means to be a Bay City Roller to heart and their excitement is infectious. ​ The current Bay City Rollers are Ian Thomson on lead vocals and guitar, John McLaughlin on vocals and keys, Mikey Smith on bass guitar, Jamie McGrory on drums and Woody on guitar.
The Eras Experience: Taylor Swift Tribute by Xenna
Step into the unparalleled world of Taylor Swift in this electrifying show featuring the incredible: Xenna. A celebration of the iconic pop sensation's music, style, and unrivalled stage presence. Sing along to timeless classics like "Love Story," "Blank Space," and "Shake It Off, in an unforgettable ‘Eras Tour’ experience for fans of all ages.
A Night To Remember Motown Show

A Night To Remember Motown Show

17 Apr 2026 - 12 Jun 2027

A Night To Remember: Motown Show takes you back in time to 1960’s Detroit. Be prepared for a high energy show, packed with the greatest Motown hits of all time. Starring The Voice UK finalist, Bizzi Dixon, and backed by the soulful vocal dynamics of The Motown Divas, this musical celebration is sure to have you singing along and dancing in the aisles and the streets. Don’t look any further! Reach out and grab your ticket to find out just how sweet it is to party all night long. This live show is guaranteed to be a night to remember! Ticket price includes cmsn + £2 booking fee
The Manfreds
Music
Rock & Pop

The Manfreds

9 Oct 2026 - 9 Oct 2026

THE MANFREDS Get Your Kicks On Tour '26 Join us for an unforgettable evening featuring the legendary Paul Jones and Tom McGuinness, two original members of Manfred Mann, along with the talented Marcus Cliffe, Simon Currie, Pete Riley, and Mike Gorman. Experience a thrilling two-hour performance packed with iconic hits, dynamic jazz, and powerful blues. This exceptional line-up has become one of the most sought after live bands touring the UK and, in 2026, they're inviting you to celebrate their timeless classics. Enjoy favourites like "5-4-3-2-1," "Pretty Flamingo," "Mighty Quinn," and "Do Wah Diddy Diddy," alongside a captivating selection of rhythm and blues-inspired gems and unforgettable solo successes. Don't miss out on this electrifying event! Join their journey and GET YOUR KICKS ON TOUR '26 with THE MANFREDS
Let Me Entertain You

Let Me Entertain You

1 Aug 2026 - 23 Oct 2026

Be captivated by the world of our greatest pop star, Robbie Williams, in this full-stage production, celebrating the music of our UK-born icon with huge stage sets, a host of talented musicians, and that hint of Robbie magic. Playing the part of Robbie Williams, JK is widely regarded as a leading Robbie Williams tribute performer worldwide and has toured 22 countries performing to audiences of more than 3 million over 25 years. He has appeared on over 30 TV shows worldwide including ITV, BBC and MTV. His look, voice and charisma are what you would expect from a world-class Robbie Williams tribute show. The show will transport you to the famous Robbie Williams show at Knebworth, over to the Royal Albert Hall swing show and back to the Robbie's Britpop tour from 2025.
Calamity Jane

Calamity Jane

11 Nov 2026 - 13 Nov 2026

Calamity Jane CAOS Musical Society bring the much‑loved classic musical Calamity Jane to life at Lanark Memorial Hall this November! Join them for a lively and heart‑warming trip to the Old West as Calamity navigates mix‑ups, unexpected romance and her own journey toward discovering who she truly is.  When she mistakenly brings home Katie Brown instead of the dazzling Adelaide Adams, Deadwood is thrown into a whirl of comedy and charm, the kind of uproar that blows through town quicker than a "Windy City" gust and snaps into place faster than a good old "whip‑crack‑away".  With beloved musical moments including Secret Love, Black Hills of Dakota and The Deadwood Stage, the story builds to a joyful finale filled with warmth and humour.  Yeehaw! CAOS Musical Society will bring this much‑loved classic to life at Lanark Memorial Hall this November!
Radio Ga Ga

Radio Ga Ga

12 Jul 2026 - 24 Oct 2026

The Ultimate Celebration of Queen Have your finest hour, or two! As we bring you Radio GaGa. Break free with us and shake all over like a jellyfish as Radio GaGa recreates two magical hours live on stage, celebrating the magic, fun and showmanship of the band's touring days. Playing all your favourite hits.
The Scottish Comedians

The Scottish Comedians

25 Apr 2026 - 31 Oct 2026

We are bringing the best in Scottish Comedy! The Scottish Comedians show is possibly the best comedy show you will see - with an amazing variety of comedians, all worthy of their own show. After a hugely successful tour in 2024, the 2025 show promises to have another outstanding line up of headline comedians! On the bill: Des Clarke, Des McLean, Gareth Mutch, Jo Jo Sutherland & Gareth Waugh! The Scottish Comedians are all brilliantly funny and all are performing for you on one special night! Age Guidance: 16+ Please note the performance may contain strong language and adult themes.

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