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Lanark Memorial Hall

Built in1926, this building was constructed in memory of the 232 men belonging to Lanark and District who lost their lives during the First World War. It has since been refurbished, and now has the facilities to host a wide range of events, from conferences and weddings to live performances.

What's On @ Lanark Memorial Hall

Showaddywaddy

Showaddywaddy

16 May 2026 - 11 Sept 2027

The Greatest Rock & Roll Band In The World’ is a bold statement but Showaddywaddy has lived up to that title for the last 4 decades!
Live/Wire: The AC/DC Show

Live/Wire: The AC/DC Show

15 May 2026 - 9 Apr 2027

Live/Wire bring the thunder of AC/DC to life with unmatched energy, passion, and power. Celebrating 25 years, this critically acclaimed tribute delivers a full-throttle two-hour show packed with cannons, Marshall stacks, and hits spanning Back in Black to PWR UP, plus Bon Scott-era classics. Featuring Podge Blacksmith as Brian Johnson and Simon Davies as Angus Young, Live/Wire captures the raw, electrifying spirit of rock’s greatest band.
An Evening of Burlesque
Burlesque
Variety

An Evening of Burlesque

14 May 2026 - 15 May 2026

An Evening of Burlesque direct from London's West End! A night of laughter, cabaret, mystery, and glamour! Roll up, roll up. . . the UK's longest running burlesque show is back touring the nation. And it's bigger than ever. The ultimate variety show blends stylish cabaret, comedy, music, circus and burlesque featuring world-class entertainers and stars of the stage and screen in an extravaganza of glitz and glamour! Expect fun, feathers and fabulous costumes as we pick from the finest selection of specialty artistes, cabaret and circus stars, comedians and champagne showgirls. Burlesque has enraptured audiences for centuries. This sensational variety show brings together a bounty of beautiful stars for an unrivalled variety show for the 21st Century! Expect the unexpected with plenty of glitter and glamour! It's cocktails and cabaret o'clock! An Evening of Burlesque - we are waiting for you! Tickets on sale now!
Phantoms Of The Popera

Phantoms Of The Popera

13 May 2026 - 6 Sept 2026

This vocally dynamic evening showcases smash-hit songs from the West End and Broadway, brought to you by four of the world’s finest voices. Join the guys on a spine-tingling rollercoaster of breathtaking show-tunes, riding the high and lows of uplifting melodies, heart-rending ballads and climactic anthems. Featuring classics from Les Mis, Phantom, South Pacific, Jersey, and more.
The Drifters

The Drifters

15 May 2026 - 31 Oct 2027

The Drifters are back on tour in the UK performing all their classic hits including 'Saturday Night at the Movies', 'You're More Than A Number,' 'Come on Over to My Place', 'Under the Boardwalk', 'Kissin' In The Back Row' and more! The legendary group have been inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, performed for the President of the United States and listed among the Greatest Artists of All Time by Rolling Stone magazine. Under the guidance of Tina Treadwell (daughter of the group's original founders, George and Faye Treadwell) The Drifters have enjoyed a remarkable resurgence in recent years with multiple successful UK tours including headline shows in major arenas. "I am thrilled with the success of our recent UK tours and we invite you all to join us in continuing to celebrate this incredible and everlasting story of The Drifters." Said Tina, speaking about the tour.
K-Pop Forever!

K-Pop Forever!

16 May 2026 - 24 Jul 2026

K-Pop Forever! is here, LIVE on stage! Immerse yourself in the worldwide phenomenon that is K-Pop with this all-action tribute concert. Featuring all-live performances of smash-hits including: Blackpink, BTS, Twice, Soda Pop, Golden and many more, this is the ultimate non-stop party! Amidst a back-drop of world class lighting and effects, K-Pop Forever! takes audiences on a journey that they will never forget. With breathtaking choreography, plus songs inspired by the record breaking film K-Pop Demon Hunters, this production is one not to be missed. K-Pop is taking over the world and this is your chance to experience it, live and in person.
The Vintage Explosion

The Vintage Explosion

10 Jul 2026 - 27 Mar 2027

The Vintage Explosion have skyrocketed from viral fame to international acclaim, racking up 4 No.1 Apple Music Blues Albums, breaking into the US Billboard Top 10, and the UK Top 40. Frontman Will Hitchell, praised by Rod Stewart as "the best white soul singer I've heard", recently won the International Songwriting Competition with Sweet Love, while their latest single I Can't Get Enough of Lovin' You has already hit No.1 on Apple Music worldwide. In 2025, the band were honoured as the Boisdale Xerjoff Band of the Year, presented by Jools Holland in London - a major recognition of their electrifying musicianship and growing influence.
John Barrowman: My Life In Musicals

John Barrowman: My Life In Musicals

17 May 2026 - 20 Oct 2026

John Barrowman is back with his brand new show - My Life In Musicals, a glittering evening celebrating the greatest West End and Broadway musicals. With a career spanning over three decades on stage and screen, John has played an astonishing 22 leading male roles across the West End and Broadway. From Sunset Boulevard to Chicago, Anything Goes to La Cage Aux Folles, Phantom of the Opera to Miss Saigon. Barrowman takes centre stage bringing his iconic performances back to life in one spectacular night of musical theatre magic. Expect stories, laughter, unforgettable anthems mixed with a few showstoppers and all the sparkle delivered with the charisma, talent and flair that made John a global star. This is John Barrowman: My Life In Musicals
Gary Faulds: Panic at the Midlife Disco
Gary Faulds: Panic at the Midlife Disco Get ready for a night of full-throttle storytelling, sharp observations, and the kind of chaos only Gary Faulds can bring. In Panic at the Midlife Disco, Gary dives into the madness of modern life, midlife meltdowns, and everything in between — with his trademark energy, honesty, and hilariously unfiltered humour. It's relatable, it's ridiculous, and it's guaranteed to have the whole room in stitches. Running Time: Approx. 2 hours including interval Age Guidance: 16+
Stuart Mitchell and Festive Friends

Stuart Mitchell and Festive Friends

16 Dec 2026 - 16 Dec 2026

Stuart Mitchell and Festive Friends! ★★EXTRA 5:30PM SHOW ADDED★★ Laugh your baubles off this Christmas 2026 with Stuart Mitchell and Festive Friends! The one liners have been sharpened, the quick replies are flowing fast and this time - he's bringing his pals. Following on from his debut sold-out UK Tour join star of social media, TikTok, and all round good guy STUART MITCHELL as he brings his famous weekly STUART MITCHELL & FRIENDS show direct from Glasgow to your front door (nearly). Featuring TWO SPECIAL GUESTS from the cream of the comedy crop, don't miss out on a night of laughter that's just up the road. Please note this is for 18 years and over only.
Phantoms of the Popera starring G4

Phantoms of the Popera starring G4

17 May 2026 - 3 Jul 2026

The ultimate celebration of Musical Theatre. Following the overwhelming sell-out success of their 'Phantoms of the Popera' tour in 2025, the UK’s No1 vocal harmony quartet and original X Factor stars, G4 return in 2026 to unleash their unique trademark sound on the greatest showstoppers that musical theatre has to offer. Join Jonathan Ansell, Michael Conway, Mike Christie and Duncan Sandilands on a spine-tingling rollercoaster of breathtaking show-tunes, riding the high and lows of uplifting melodies, heart-rending ballads and climactic anthems. Featuring classics from Les Mis, Phantom, Wicked, Jersey Boys, Hamilton, Jesus Christ Superstar, Greatest Showman, Rent, Miss Saigon, Book of Mormon, Lion King, Aspects of Love, We Will Rock You, The Sound of Music, My Fair Lady, Rocky Horror Show and many more… This vocally dynamic evening showcases smash-hit songs from the West End and Broadway, brought to you by four of the world's finest voices; from stratospherically high tenor to the depths of rich bass, sharing a night you will truly never forget…
A wickedly inspired prosecco afternoon tea
Days out
Food & Drink
Lanark Memorial Hall presents A Wickedly Inspired Prosecco Afternoon Tea Join us for another Prosecco afternoon tea here at Lanark Memorial Hall…..this time in homage to the wonderful world of Wicked. With delicious cakes, tasty sandwiches and a lovely cup of tea, afternoon tea is always delightful – but add in a glass of prosecco and some great entertainment and now you’re talking! Throughout your tea we’ll celebrate the music and songs from the musical/film with live vocalists…..and possibly even a singalong at the end. Whether you’re Team Glinda or Team Elphaba, it’s bound to be POPULAR so get your tickets. Non-alcohol ticket option available for children. Please Note that Stalls seating will be Cabaret style tables with 10 at a table.
Bon Giovi
Music
Rock & Pop

Bon Giovi

4 Sept 2026 - 4 Sept 2026

Bon Giovi Bon Giovi are the World's premier look-alike and sound alike tribute to the New Jersey rockers ‪Bon Jovi‬.‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬ Formed in December of 1998, with over 25 years UK and International touring experience as a band and nearly 5 times that combined from individual members, this act is without compromise one of the best tribute acts on the circuit today playing over 100+ shows each year. Covering every aspect of ‪Bon Jovi's extensive career, BON GIOVI perform all the greatest hits such as ‘Living On A Prayer', ‘It's My Life', ‘Wanted Dead or Alive', as well as many others from every album ever produced in one amazing stage show which include all these hits and more.‬ ‬‬‬‬‬‬‬
Illegal Eagles

Illegal Eagles

14 May 2026 - 30 Jan 2027

The World’s Official No. 1 Eagles tribute returns for another outstanding show promising more of their trademark musical prowess, acute attention to detail, and incredible showmanship. This phenomenal group of musicians have been touring for over two decades and remain true Eagles fanatics! Their longevity and continued international acclaim are due in no small part to their extraordinary mastery of the Eagles’ distinctive sound. Featuring the very best from the Eagles’ repertoire including Hotel California, Take it to the Limit, Life in the Fast Lane, Take It Easy, Lyin’ Eyes, Desperado and plenty more!
Dr Hook Songbook

Dr Hook Songbook

4 Jul 2026 - 16 Oct 2027

The songs of American country rock band, Dr. Hook, are timeless classics. Who can forget ‘Sylvia's Mother', ‘When You're in Love With A Beautiful Woman', ‘Sharing the Night Together', ‘Only Sixteen', ‘Sexy Eyes' and ‘Cover of the "Rolling Stone"'. The Dr. Hook Songbook breathes new life into the Dr. Hook catalogue with their sensational live concert, recreated for the stage by talented young singer & songwriter, Billy Shannon, and his spectacular live band.
Step Into Christmas

Step Into Christmas

14 Nov 2026 - 22 Dec 2026

Get ready to Step into Christmas once again for the most magical, feel-good show of the year. After a sensational run, they're back - bigger, brighter, and more festive than ever before. This spectacular Christmas concert is the ultimate way to kickstart your festive celebrations, guaranteed to fill your heart with holiday cheer and have you singing along from start to finish. Packed with all your favourite Christmas classics, the show brings the spirit of the season to life with dazzling performances, stunning festive visuals, and a sensational live band. From heart-warming ballads to upbeat festive anthems, it’s the perfect playlist for your Christmas celebrations. Whether you're starting a new festive tradition or keeping the magic alive, Step into Christmas is the ultimate feel-good Christmas concert spectacular.
Bay City Rollers

Bay City Rollers

6 Jun 2026 - 12 Nov 2026

Journey back in time to those carefree days of the 70’s when Scotland’s original boyband ruled the charts. Selling over 300 million albums worldwide, the Bay City Rollers attracted fans of all ages and a phenomenon known as Rollermania swept across the globe. Tartan clad fans in the UK and other parts of Europe were soon joined by throngs of devoted fans in Australia, Canada, USA and Japan.   Now, Bay City Roller legend, Stuart “Woody” Wood, has brought together a powerful group of talented musicians who embody the same essence of the original band that the world knew and loved. Backed by incredible musical resumes, this group has taken what it means to be a Bay City Roller to heart and their excitement is infectious. ​ The current Bay City Rollers are Ian Thomson on lead vocals and guitar, John McLaughlin on vocals and keys, Mikey Smith on bass guitar, Jamie McGrory on drums and Woody on guitar.
The Eras Experience: Taylor Swift Tribute by Xenna
Step into the unparalleled world of Taylor Swift in this electrifying show featuring the incredible: Xenna. A celebration of the iconic pop sensation's music, style, and unrivalled stage presence. Sing along to timeless classics like "Love Story," "Blank Space," and "Shake It Off, in an unforgettable ‘Eras Tour’ experience for fans of all ages.
A Night To Remember Motown Show

A Night To Remember Motown Show

25 Jun 2026 - 12 Jun 2027

A Night To Remember: Motown Show takes you back in time to 1960’s Detroit. Be prepared for a high energy show, packed with the greatest Motown hits of all time. Starring The Voice UK finalist, Bizzi Dixon, and backed by the soulful vocal dynamics of The Motown Divas, this musical celebration is sure to have you singing along and dancing in the aisles and the streets. Don’t look any further! Reach out and grab your ticket to find out just how sweet it is to party all night long. This live show is guaranteed to be a night to remember!
The Manfreds
Music
Rock & Pop

The Manfreds

9 Oct 2026 - 9 Oct 2026

THE MANFREDS Get Your Kicks On Tour '26 Join us for an unforgettable evening featuring the legendary Paul Jones and Tom McGuinness, two original members of Manfred Mann, along with the talented Marcus Cliffe, Simon Currie, Pete Riley, and Mike Gorman. Experience a thrilling two-hour performance packed with iconic hits, dynamic jazz, and powerful blues. This exceptional line-up has become one of the most sought after live bands touring the UK and, in 2026, they're inviting you to celebrate their timeless classics. Enjoy favourites like "5-4-3-2-1," "Pretty Flamingo," "Mighty Quinn," and "Do Wah Diddy Diddy," alongside a captivating selection of rhythm and blues-inspired gems and unforgettable solo successes. Don't miss out on this electrifying event! Join their journey and GET YOUR KICKS ON TOUR '26 with THE MANFREDS
Let Me Entertain You

Let Me Entertain You

1 Aug 2026 - 23 Oct 2026

Be captivated by the world of our greatest pop star, Robbie Williams, in this full-stage production, celebrating the music of our UK-born icon with huge stage sets, a host of talented musicians, and that hint of Robbie magic. Playing the part of Robbie Williams, JK is widely regarded as a leading Robbie Williams tribute performer worldwide and has toured 22 countries performing to audiences of more than 3 million over 25 years. He has appeared on over 30 TV shows worldwide including ITV, BBC and MTV. His look, voice and charisma are what you would expect from a world-class Robbie Williams tribute show. The show will transport you to the famous Robbie Williams show at Knebworth, over to the Royal Albert Hall swing show and back to the Robbie's Britpop tour from 2025.
Calamity Jane

Calamity Jane

11 Nov 2026 - 13 Nov 2026

Calamity Jane CAOS Musical Society bring the much‑loved classic musical Calamity Jane to life at Lanark Memorial Hall this November! Join them for a lively and heart‑warming trip to the Old West as Calamity navigates mix‑ups, unexpected romance and her own journey toward discovering who she truly is.  When she mistakenly brings home Katie Brown instead of the dazzling Adelaide Adams, Deadwood is thrown into a whirl of comedy and charm, the kind of uproar that blows through town quicker than a "Windy City" gust and snaps into place faster than a good old "whip‑crack‑away".  With beloved musical moments including Secret Love, Black Hills of Dakota and The Deadwood Stage, the story builds to a joyful finale filled with warmth and humour.  Yeehaw! CAOS Musical Society will bring this much‑loved classic to life at Lanark Memorial Hall this November!
Radio Ga Ga

Radio Ga Ga

12 Jul 2026 - 12 Feb 2027

The Ultimate Celebration of Queen Have your finest hour, or two! As we bring you Radio GaGa. Break free with us and shake all over like a jellyfish as Radio GaGa recreates two magical hours live on stage, celebrating the magic, fun and showmanship of the band's touring days. Playing all your favourite hits.
The Scottish Comedians

The Scottish Comedians

27 Jun 2026 - 31 Oct 2026

We are bringing the best in Scottish Comedy! The Scottish Comedians show is possibly the best comedy show you will see - with an amazing variety of comedians, all worthy of their own show. After a hugely successful tour in 2024, the 2025 show promises to have another outstanding line up of headline comedians! On the bill: Des Clarke, Des McLean, Gareth Mutch, Jo Jo Sutherland & Gareth Waugh! The Scottish Comedians are all brilliantly funny and all are performing for you on one special night! Age Guidance: 16+ Please note the performance may contain strong language and adult themes.
Lights Camera Action

Lights Camera Action

30 May 2026 - 30 May 2026

CMDA presents: Lights Camera Action! Three shows full of talent, entertainment and PAZAZZ! We will transport you to a Hollywood production with some classic movie soundtracks, old and new. As always our dancers and faculty have been working behind the scenes to make this a day/night you will remember. Don't delay, get your tickets today! Baby Ballet & Pre School Mini, Juniors, Pre Teens, Intermediate & Seniors 
T2P's Diamond Era

T2P's Diamond Era

15 May 2026 - 15 May 2026

T2P's Diamond Era  Join us for a dazzling evening of dance, sparkle, and celebration as Tap 2 Pointe marks its 10th anniversary in true glitz and glam style! T2P's Diamond Era will showcase the incredible talent, passion, and creativity of our dancers in a spectacular show that celebrates a decade of memories, milestones, and magic on stage.   Expect show-stopping routines, stunning costumes, and plenty of sparkle as we honour ten years of Tap 2 Pointe's journey.   Come and celebrate this special milestone with us - it's going to be a night to remember!  
The Dolly Show

The Dolly Show

3 Jul 2026 - 15 May 2027

As seen on BBC ONE, ITV This Morning, Channel 5, Sky, ITV London; featured in The Times, Daily Mail and Metro, and voted the UK's BEST Dolly Parton Impersonator, West End star Kelly O'Brien is country legend Dolly Parton.  The only Dolly Parton impersonator endorsed by The Parton family. Australian-born Kelly is a world-class entertainer with stunning vocal and flawless comic timing. She brilliantly captures the voice, verve and voluptuousness of the little lady from Tennessee. From the 22-inch waist to the 32G bust, she captivates audiences around the world with Dolly's famous mountain soprano. It's like Dolly is right there in the room with you. Accompanied by some of the UK's finest musicians, Kelly and her band play songs like 9 to 5, Jolene, Islands in the Stream, I Will Always Love You and many more. . . Regarded as the BEST Dolly impersonator in the world. You don't want to miss this show! 
An Evening with James Cosmo
Talks & Lectures

An Evening with James Cosmo

28 Jan 2027 - 28 Jan 2027

An Evening with James Cosmo Step into the world of one of Britain's most recognisable and beloved actors for a captivating night of stories, laughter, and unforgettable moments. With a career spanning over five decades, James Cosmo has brought to life some of the most iconic characters in film and television. From epic historical dramas to global television phenomena, his commanding presence and unmistakable voice have made him a firm favourite with audiences worldwide. In this intimate live event, James invites you behind the scenes of his extraordinary journey. Hear first-hand accounts of life on set, the challenges and triumphs of a long acting career, and the personal stories that have shaped the man behind the roles. Expect humour, honesty, and a generous dose of Scottish charm as he reflects on working alongside some of the industry's biggest names. The evening also includes an audience Q&A, giving you the chance to ask your own questions and gain unique insight into his life and work. Whether you're a lifelong fan or simply love great storytelling, this is a rare opportunity to spend an evening in the company of a true screen legend. Don't miss your chance to experience An Evening with James Cosmo - live, candid, and unforgettable.
Sexbomb starring Benidorm Tom
Music

Sexbomb starring Benidorm Tom

18 Sept 2026 - 18 Sept 2026

Sexbomb Starring Benidorm Tom  For one night only join us for an explosive celebration to one of the most powerful men in the pop music scene - Sir Thomas Jones Woodward or as we all know him -  SIR TOM JONES!.  Our first class celebration to Sir Tom is accompanied by an outstanding band playing two hours of his iconic hits. Live on stage you will witness an award winning impersonation to the main man portrayed by the one and only Mr Andy Wood. Andy has built a massive and impressive reputation entertaining Sir Tom fans around the world for over 35 years. This year Sexbomb: Celebrating the Music of Sir Tom Jones will be jetting off on an exciting two week tour of Australia. An evening not to be missed!
The Sound of Springsteen
Music
Rock & Pop

The Sound of Springsteen

11 Sept 2026 - 11 Sept 2026

THE SOUND OF SPRINGSTEEN Celebrate 40 years since the iconic Born in The USA album was first released with the world-class theatre production The Sound of Springsteen. Experience the pure rock ‘n' roll euphoria of Bruce Springsteen as this outstanding show brings his iconic sound to life, taking you on a musical journey through the incredible catalogue, from Greetings from Asbury Park to 2020's Ghosts via the legendary hits Born in the USA and Born to Run. From high-octane vocals to the phenomenal stage production, every detail is meticulously crafted to transport you back to the golden age of rock ‘n' roll. Whether you're a lifetime Springsteen fan or discovering his music for the first time, you will be captivated by the thundering guitars, iconic saxophone and powerful lyrics that defined generations. Get ready to experience the legacy of The Boss and rock the night away!

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