Somewhere in a parallel universe little Alfie’s natural comedic performance skills were recognised by his doting parents who encouraged and developed his blossoming talent. After several years as a stage school brat Alfie’s angelic face was launched on stage and screen and the rest is history. Meanwhile, in this universe Alfie Moore was told to stop messing about in class before being ‘encouraged’ into the grinding, grimy world of an apprenticeship in the Sheffield steelworks. When recession hit he traded steel for copper by joining Humberside Police. In his 40s the two universes collided when Alfie made a bid for showbiz success – but unfortunately 30 years of shift-work and being punched in the face quite a lot, had left him with ‘a face for radio’. A face not so much ‘lived in’ as inhabited by a settlement of squatters with little regard to property maintenance and repair. This is the true story of ‘Fair Cop’ Alfie’s big plan to transition from the BBC radio waves to TV star. Could it be done? Or had Father Time decided that his time had passed?

Born in Dungiven in 1975, surrounded and infused with the rich cultural heritage of her native County Derry, Cara has risen to become one of the finest exponents of traditional Irish song anywhere in the world. Together with her husband and musical partner, Sam Lakeman, she has succesfully steered an eclectic musical path defying the typical pigeonholes that hinder most artists in her genre. Celebrated for entwining traditional and contemporary elements she has earned both commercial success and astonishing critical acclaim. Whether she's singing her native traditional songs of lost love and emigration, or original compositions, you will be hard pressed to find a more emotive and captivating performer. Cara Dillon is at the very top of her field and one has the feeling she'll remain there for a very long time.

Pronoter EP Musician, singer, songwriter, and Lifetime Achievement Award winner at the inaugural RTÉ Folk Awards, Andy has had an amazing musical career over the past 50 years. At the helm of legendary bands like Sweeney’s Men in the mid 60s, to the enormous success of Planxty in the 70s, and then Patrick Street, Mozaik, LAPD and recently Usher’s Island, Andy is both a world music pioneer and an icon for traditional music and musicians. Andy is one of the great Irish singers, his voice one of a handful of truly great ones that gets to the very soul of Ireland. He has been hailed as “a tradition in himself”. Musician, singer, songwriter, Andy has maintained his highly individual performing skills throughout his over 50-year career. As a soloist, Andy fills the role of the archetypal troubadour with a show and a travelling lifestyle that reflect his lifelong influence, Woody Guthrie. To quote the Irish Times, “Often copied, never equalled”, his repertoire consists of Irish traditional songs, dexterous Balkan dance tunes and a compelling cannon of his own self-penned songs.

Marcus Brigstocke: Vitruvian Mango What are men for? Most heavy things can be lifted by machines and most problems can be solved by computers and most puddles can be crossed without us gallantly draping our capes over them - so are we fellas of any use at all? Award winning MAN Marcus Brigstocke thinks we might still serve some useful function. But what is it? This new tour show will resolve the entire issue once and for all (in a non-patriarchal, open minded, progressive sort of way). DaVinci’s Vitruvian Man is the image of the ideal male form. Marcus’ Vitruvian Mango is the same, but sweeter, softer, seasonally available and, when ripe, delicately perfumed. ‘... charming, hilarious and utterly refreshing…’ The Sunday Mirror ‘Sharpest one-liner merchant’ The Sunday Times ‘If you haven’t seen him live, then you haven’t seen him at his very best’ The Mirror

"Chin Music" has two meanings. One is idle talk. The other is a brushback throw in baseball or cricket to intimidate the batter. Both describe Rich Hall's comedy. Idle but intimidating. Sharp,quick, splenetic, and sublimely improvisational. If you've never seen him, you need to hustle down to your local venue and grab a seat because he never disappoints. Ever. Strictly Over 14 years old and above as there is likely to be Adult Content.

Shake a tail feather with the UK’s supreme Tina – Justine Riddoch – and her talented cast. This breathtaking recreation of a live Tina Turner concert celebrates the golden anniversary of Proud Mary. Tina’s take of the song established a reputation for fearsome live performances – and those never-ending legs! Hits River Deep - Mountain High, Nutbush City Limits, We Don’t Need Another Hero, Simply the Best, What’s Love Got to Do With It, I Don’t Wanna Lose You and When the Heartache is Over propelled Tina stardom. Supported by dancing girls in sequins, feathers and diamonds, Justine recreates Tina’s famed live performances. The supreme Tina (National Tribute Awards), she’s got the looks, the moves and the voice. Join us for a truly authentic, fun-packed musical spectacular!

This popular, multi award-winning husband and wife duo exude timeless class with their exquisite brand of traditional and contemporary music. Duos come and duos go… and some nurture and fine tune their art and watch it grow into something totally original and captivating. For over a quarter of a century Kathryn Roberts and Sean Lakeman’s partnership has proved personal, permanent and pivotal. From early days in folk supergroup ' Equation ' through to their most recent work, acclaimed as ‘Their best yet’, with a nod or two along the way to their extra-curricular musical adventures, the evening promises a whistle-stop tour through their artistic journey to date.

Life is hard. Come and have a laugh about it.  After his nationwide critical-smash sellout 2023/24 Tour, Andy is back with a brand-new show. As seen on Netflix, Amazon Prime, BBC iPlayer, Live At The Apollo, Mock The Week and his 2025 NextUp standup special. ‘HYSTERICAL. ANDY PARSONS IS ON FIRE’ THE MIRROR  ‘VERY FUNNY’ THE TIMES ‘LAUGH OUT LOUD FUNNY’ SUNDAY TELEGRAPH  ‘IT'S GREAT TO WELCOME SHARP, TOPICAL COMEDY AND PARSONS REMAINS ONE OF ITS MOST SKILFUL EXPONENTS’ THE GUARDIAN  ‘POTATO-HEADED’ EVENING STANDARD

Step inside the extraordinary story of one of rock’s most legendary bands with John Illsley, founding member and long-time bass player of Dire Straits. John will reflect on his life in music – from the early days of the band, to global superstardom, to the wild ride that followed. With insights and anecdotes only an insider could share, this Q&A-style event promises a rare, behind-the-scenes look at the highs, lows, and everything in between. John will be interviewed live on stage by his old friend and former Dire Straits co-manager Paul Cummins, and will perform many Dire Straits classics alongside his band – featuring renowned musicians Robbie McIntosh, Steve Smith, and Hannah Robinson. A recipient of an Ivor Novello Award for Outstanding Contribution to British Music, John’s legacy includes multiple Brit and Grammy Awards. His 2021 autobiography, My Life in Dire Straits (Penguin), became an international bestseller, further cementing his place in music history. In 2018, Dire Straits were inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, a testament to the band’s enduring impact and timeless music. The Life and Times of Dire Straits UK tour promises a night of unforgettable music, candid conversation, and exclusive stories from the road.

One of the highlights of Richmond & Twickenham Photographic Societys annual exhibition will be two dramatic panels on the UK and US elections from member Simon Street who holds a record breaking 10 Fellowships with the Royal Photographic Society, their highest distinction. The first focuses on Nigel Farage and his Clacton constituency, one of the most deprived areas of the UK; the second looks at the communities around Georgia, Texas and New Mexico as the US election clock counts down. Find out the stories behind these powerful images from one of the leading photographers in the country. As a special bonus, Simon will also give attendees free downloads to his 11 photography e-books. This event is free, but you will need to pay the 4 entry fee into the exhibition itself. Hundreds of images will be on display at the Landmark Arts Centre as RTPS joins with the Royal Photographic Societys Visual Art Group and Arts Richmond who will also be showcasing their work. From portraiture to landscape, architecture to wildlife and fine art to street photography, there will be something for everyone to enjoy.

Richmond and Twickenham Photographic Society is a friendly photography club, welcoming new members of all abilities, whether you are just starting out in photography or are more experienced. Our annual photography exhibition is the highlight of our year and a good opportunity for any potential new members to come along and have a chat about what we do. As well as learning more about our club, it will be a great day out. Hundreds of images will be on display as we join with the Royal Photographic Societys Visual Art Group and Arts Richmond who will also be showcasing their work. From portraiture to landscape, architecture to wildlife and fine art to street photography, there will be something for everyone to enjoy. The exhibition will be open daily from 10 am to 4 pm 27 September to 5 October. with a 4.00 admission charge (children free). The New Members Event is free of charge but you will need to pay the 4 entry fee to the exhibition itself and this needs to be done in advance via the link provided so we know how many people to expect. Just show your booking confirmation at the door on the day. RTPS is one of the oldest and largest photographic clubs in the South East and meets every Thursday evening in Kew (& occasionally on Zoom) where we enjoy a varied programme of talks from some of the top photographers in the country, and some more locally based. We also have monthly image analysis and annual competitions which provide a great opportunity to learn even more - although you dont have to enter if you dont wish to. We have a wide range of special interest groups which give members an opportunity to exchange ideas, support and learn from one another in a range of different genres. They include Monochrome, Pictorial, Creative Eyes, Post Processing, Infrared and Awards & Distinctions. If this sounds of interest, then please stop by the caf at the Landmark on the above date and time and well be happy to give you some more information and show you round the exhibition. Additionally, we offer free taster evenings at our Thursday photography talks so you can sample first hand what we get up to. You will be sure of a warm welcome. We meet on the second floor at Kew Community Trusts Avenue Club, a converted church in Kew just 8 mins walk from both the underground station and bus stops, with local free parking in the surrounding streets. Please visit our website www.rtps.org.uk for more information and email us at [email protected] if you would like to come along to one of these. We take our summer break from July to August but often informally run photo walks across the Borough and further afield, which is a great way to discover new areas and for members to get to know each other a little better. Our mutual aim is the enjoyment and improvement of our photography - and to make a few friends along the way.

Sweet soulful music from a remarkable band with a remarkable front man. Andy Fairweather Low shot to fame as lead singer in Amen Corner singing massive hits like Bend Me Shape Me, Hello Suzy and (If Paradise is Half As Nice. A hugely successful solo career followed with Wide Eyed And Legless being the biggest international hit from his three solo albums. One of the most respected musicians in the world, Andy has played guitar with more legendary artists than most people can name; Eric Clapton, George Harrison, Bob Dylan, Jimi Hendrix, The Band, Roger Waters… and hundreds more. Andy now tours the world together with his band: Ian Jennings (bass and vocals); Paul Beavis (drums); Nick Pentelow (sax and clarinet); and Richard Milner (organ).

Following four sell-out Classics by Candlelight shows at the Landmark, Icon Strings return with another bespoke, festive concert created exclusively for us. Known for their playful and irreverent humour, and their expert musicianship, this is your chance to experience the magic of contemporary and classical music combined. Think ‘Bridgerton does Christmas’ but lit by the twinkling of HUNDREDS of candles.  From festive radio hits like All I Want for Christmas Is You to timeless TV classics such as The Snowman, these world-class musicians will fill the Landmark with festive cheer and unforgettable arrangements.  This year Icon Strings will be performing a family friendly matinee prior to their regular evening concert, making it the perfect occasion for all viewers. Icon Strings are renowned around the world for the ‘Candlelight’ performances, and tickets are already selling fast.  Don’t miss out on this festive treat— BOOK NOW to secure your place!  This is a show packed full of joyful treasures, and immerse yourself in the magic of Christmas by Candlelight. 

Suitable for singers able to read music or a very quick ear able to hold a line confidently. An audition is required before formally joining the ensemble. Landmark Singers is an established ensemble exploring a variety of styles and genres including folk and traditional music from around the world, classical, jazz, pop and gospel music. Please note you can only book this course using code provided by lac as it is an auditioned choir – if you are interested in applying please contact [email protected] and book your place here. Tutor Jason Ching Dates 11 weeks from 10 January 2024 10, 17, 24, 31 January 7, 21, 28 February 6, 13, 20, 27 March

Open to all adults - beginners and those with some experience. A course which focuses on drawing the head – developing a greater understanding of proportions and capturing character. You will learn about the architecture of the head, neck and facial features and how the underlying structure influences the surface form. By the end of the course you should be able to depict the head from different viewpoints using a selection of different materials and approaches. Suitable for beginners and those with some experience. You will draw from a clothed portrait model and work either sitting or standing at an easel. CORE SKILLS  • Proportions of head and facial features • Understanding how the skull influences the form of the head • Observing and drawing tilts and angles of the head • Using shadow shapes to depict form  • Discovering shapes and planes   • Using linear and tonal methods  • Capturing character MATERIALS LIST  Pencils H, HB, 2B, 4B, 6B, pencil sharpener or scalpel, 2 bulldog clips, masking tape, willow charcoal (box of mixed size/thicknesses). A pad of A3 or A2 cartridge paper, putty rubber or ordinary eraser, monozero wedge-shaped pencil eraser, 3 sheets of A3 or A2 mid-toned paper (e.g. brown, grey, beige, blue), 2 coloured pencils, 4 sheets of A3 tracing paper, 4 sheets of A3 or A2 black paper, conte or pastel pencils in white, brown and black, 2 fibre-tipped pens - one fine nib and one medium or thick nib, 2 or 3 sheets of cold-pressed A3 watercolour paper, blue watercolour paint, watercolour brushes – one fine, one broader. Any other personally preferred materials. Experienced students are welcome to incorporate materials of their choice.  Advice on materials will be offered at the first session. Please bring drawing materials of your choice, a few sheets of paper, eraser and bulldog clips to the first session. Tutor: Emily Burton  Dates 18, 25 September 2, 9, 16, 23 October 6, 13, 20, 27 November 4, 11 December

Twice a year – Spring and Autumn – the Landmark Art Fairs provide a unique setting for individual artists that make high quality fine art to exhibit and sell their work direct to the public.  No galleries, no dealers, just the artists themselves with a stunning array of painting, sculpture, photography, mixed media, printmaking, ceramics and more.  Visitors can browse from an array of over 75 stands with artists from the local area and beyond.  From watercolour paintings to textural ceramic sculptures.  Admission: £5, Concessions £4, LAC Friends & Under 16s FREE  Open Evening: Friday 4pm - 8:30pm Saturday & Sunday 10am - 5pm Image: Jocelyn Horsfall

CREATIVE EMBROIDERY - FROM DRAWING TO STITCHING This course is open to everybody who would like to learn the techniques of creative hand embroidery. You do not need to be able to draw to enjoy this course.  Techniques of transferring images onto different textiles will be shown and you will learn a variety of styles for hand embroidery. The design element of the course will encourage you to explore images for stitch inspiration from your own photographs, found images or from drawings. You will be able to produce attractive hand embroidered textile images with simple designs that can be framed and presented in decorative ways. TUTOR: Sophie Long CORE SKILLS Develop samples of stitches in a range of techniques including applique, gold work and surface embroidery.  Develop an understanding of how different textiles can be embroidered Learn how to transfer a design onto fabric. Experiment with drawing to create your own unique embroideries. MATERIALS LIST Students do not need to bring anything with them – unless they own their own embroidery frame (seat or floor). A small pair of sharp embroidery scissors, thimble if required. A range of material and threads will be available to buy from the tutor and embroidery frames will be available to borrow during the course. 5 WEEKS FROM 9 JANUARY 2023 DATES: 9, 16, 23, 30 Jan & 6 Feb OR 6 WEEKS FROM 20 FEBRUARY 2023 DATES: 20, 27 Feb & 6, 13, 20, 27 Mar

This December, let the soaring sound of Surrey Brass and the rich harmonies of our choirs wrap you in festive warmth. With stirring seasonal music, captivating readings by storyteller Giles Abbott, and a rousing carol singalong, this concert is Christmas at its most joyful. From traditional brass favourites to vibrant contemporary pieces, Surrey Brass brings sparkle and soul. On Saturday, the Harlequin Chamber Choir returns with their signature polish, followed by the much-loved Vaughan Williams Singers on Sunday. Top it all off with mince pies and mulled wine—and leave humming your heart out.