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Lanternhouse

Lanternhouse is a new performing arts centre jointly managed by North Lanarkshire Council and Cumbernauld Theatre. In October 2021, Cumbernauld Theatre Trust opened the doors of its new home, Lanternhouse with an Autumn Season of theatre, dance, music, comedy and an inclusive programme of creative learning activities. Located in the heart of Cumbernauld, on the Cumbernauld Academy campus, Lanternhouse houses two performance spaces - a 300-seat auditorium and a studio theatre, a dance studio, an 84-seat cinema, a café/bistro and has a new website: www.lanternhousearts.org.

What's On @ Lanternhouse

Stuart Mitchell & Friends: On The Road
Following a string of sold-out shows across the UK and viral online success, Stuart Mitchell is back… and bigger than ever. After the huge success of his debut UK tour, Stuart Mitchell & Friends: On The Road is hitting the road once again. Now, he’s bringing the show to even more cities, along with a lineup of special guest comedians, handpicked from the very best of the comedy circuit. Don’t miss your chance to catch Stuart Mitchell live… he might just be stopping right up the road.
Christopher Macarthur-Boyd: Howling At The Moon
One of the hottest tickets at the Fringe in 2025, Howling At The Moon is Christopher MacArthur-Boyd's new show of nocturnal stand-up about neurodivergence, sexuality and lunacy. Host of the Here Comes The Guillotine podcast alongside Frankie Boyle and Susie McCabe, star of the comedy specials Oh No and Scary Times, and host of the BBC New Comedy Award and star of Scotland Stands Up, with appearances on Frankie Boyle’s New World Order, Christopher has previously opened for comedians such as Kevin Bridges, Shane Gillis, Kerry Godliman, Jason Manford and David Cross.
The Makings of a Murderer

The Makings of a Murderer

29 Aug 2026 - 25 Nov 2026

Investigating The UK’s Most Notorious Serial Killers Prepare for an unforgettable evening of true crime as the harrowing reality behind solving murders and battling the criminal underworld is unveiled. This is crime-fighting as you’ve never seen it before.
Balancing in Freedom by Iddo Oberski

Balancing in Freedom by Iddo Oberski

10 Sept 2026 - 20 Nov 2026

Balancing in Freedom is a 70-minute one-person show written and performed by Edinburgh-based multidisciplinary artist Iddo Oberski, co-directed by Mark Kydd. It weaves together memoir, philosophy, puppetry, live music, visual art, spoken word, and magic into a single, sustained theatrical experience — one that moves between intimacy and spectacle, grief and humour, the deeply personal and the universal. Oberski arrives on stage in a two-tone black and white suit, placing his two walking sticks into a pair of boots positioned at either side of the performance space. What follows is not a lecture, not a conventional narrative, and not a standard one-man show. It is closer to a philosophical cabaret: a live inquiry into what it means to be human, to be free, and to keep moving forward when the ground beneath you has shifted. Each performance is followed by a 30-min discussion. Three strands run through the work. The first is Oberski's family history: most of his Amsterdam family were murdered in the Holocaust. He recounts this not through conventional storytelling but through careful, oblique disclosure — details that accumulate into something deeply affecting. The second strand is his own experience of disability. In 2009, Oberski suffered a spinal stroke that left him without conscious sensation in his lower limbs. He must deliberately will each step he takes — making him his own puppeteer. His choreography on stage reflects this: every movement considered, nothing wasted. The third strand is the philosophy of Rudolf Steiner, specifically his foundational work The Philosophy of Freedom, which proposes that genuine human freedom lies not in escaping constraint but in acting from conscious inner purpose. Steiner's ideas — particularly his understanding of how vowel sounds express the inner life of the soul — are woven throughout the performance in ways that are felt rather than explained. These three strands are held together by Oberski's onstage companion: Svjetlana, a stick puppet who functions as philosophical sparring partner, comic sidekick, and — at key moments — the clearest voice in the room. Svjetlana's observations cut through where Oberski's own reflection cannot. In one of the production's most-quoted exchanges, she tells him: "You don't have a disability. When I found you, you had two legs and two sticks." The audience is left to sit with that. The show also includes card magic performed with audience members — a sequence that raises genuine questions about free will and the forces, visible and invisible, that shape our choices. Oberski plays live flute at several points: entirely improvised solos that serve not as entertainment but as a form of processing, a way of moving through grief without words. There is visual art. There is film. There is poetry. None of these elements feel grafted on; each carries its own necessity. Balancing in Freedom premiered at the SSC in Edinburgh to a sold-out audience and standing ovation, receiving four- and five-star reviews from The Herald, The Skinny, Scotsgay Arts, and The Student. Critics have called it "a visceral performance for our times," "completely spellbinding," and "profound yet somehow light-hearted." The performance is followed by a 30-minute facilitated discussion, giving audiences space to respond, reflect, and share their own questions. Who should come? This show is suited to anyone drawn to theatre that takes ideas seriously without becoming inaccessible — to those with an interest in Holocaust memory, disability, spiritual philosophy, or simply in performance that does not fit a standard mould. It is equally relevant for audiences with no prior knowledge of Rudolf Steiner or the Holocaust: the show works on a human level before it works on an intellectual one. Recommended for ages 14 and above. Content includes Holocaust themes and themes of serious illness and disability. Audience members have described leaving with something that stayed with them long after the performance ended. Oberski's own summary of the show's central insight: life is a balancing act. We are always in motion, always seeking equilibrium. It is only in that seeking — not in arriving — that freedom becomes possible.
Artie's Singing Kettle

Artie's Singing Kettle

23 Aug 2026 - 29 Dec 2026

The Singing Kettle's founder Artie on the road with his original Kettles Clues to favourite songs inside - Music Man, Bunny Fou Fou, Eelly Alley 0 Bring Granny too and we'll promise not to "Shove Granny off the Bus"
Holding Back the Years: 40 Years of Simply Red
Experience the soulful sounds of Manchester's finest as we bring you the world's most authentic tribute to Simply Red. From the raw emotion of 'Holding Back the Years' to the high-energy grooves of 'Fairground' and 'Stars', this show captures every note and every nuance of Mick Hucknall and Simply Red's iconic career.
Barbara Dickson

Barbara Dickson

29 Oct 2026 - 21 Apr 2027

Barbara Dickson’s interpretation of traditional music, married with 20th Century songs and material from the theatre is renowned and admired. She tours with a four-piece line up bi-annually, but in between, fulfils concert dates with the talented Nick Holland, who plays keyboards and sings. They intimately shape the music to suit the fact that only two people are on stage, sharing the space and filling it with superb, crafted sound. A mature mixture of sublime old and new songs.
And Finally... Phil Collins

And Finally... Phil Collins

13 Sept 2026 - 12 Jun 2027

And Finally…Phil Collins are credited as being the UK’s Top Phil Collins Tribute, fronted by singer Chris O'Connell who brings to the stage the charisma and characteristics of the man who fronted Genesis and has sold 150 million albums in his solo career. This production delivers a two hour high energy show packed full of Phil’s solo hits including ‘In The Air Tonight’, ‘Another Day In Paradise’ and ‘Sussudio’ along with a sprinkling of Genesis hits for good measure. Featuring some of the country's top touring musicians, two drums kits and the esteemed ’And Finally Horns'. This is a great opportunity to come and celebrate with us the illustrious career of the one and only Phil Collins.
The Upbeat Beatles

The Upbeat Beatles

26 Aug 2026 - 17 Sept 2027

Experience the magic of The Beatles with The Upbeat Beatles, one of the UK’s leading Beatles tribute shows. Performing together for almost 30 years, the band faithfully recreates the sound and style of the Fab Four using period costumes, authentic instruments and vintage equipment. From the early days of Beatlemania to the classic hits that defined a generation, this energetic theatre show celebrates the music that changed the world. Featuring favourites like She Loves You, Help!, Hey Jude and Come Together, The Upbeat Beatles deliver an authentic and unforgettable journey through the songs of The Beatles.
Fred MacAulay

Fred MacAulay

12 Sept 2026 - 31 Oct 2026

Veteran Scottish stand-up comedian Fred MacAuley hits the road again. Expect to hear tales of lockdown weddings, gags about complying with the regulations, isolating, things that bind us together… (like finding out that your bottle bins were too small), ZOOM gigs, carpark gigs, Teams gigs, the tribulations of getting a train ticket refund, nuisance phone calls…and…oh yes…impending grandparenthood!
MacFloyd

MacFloyd

26 Sept 2026 - 29 Nov 2026

Internationally acclaimed tribute combo to Pink Floyd, who recreate (on a slightly smaller scale) the stage effects for which the prog rockers were renowned.
The Dolly Show

The Dolly Show

5 Sept 2026 - 15 Oct 2027

As seen on BBC ONE, ITV This Morning, Channel 5, Sky, ITV London; featured in The Times, Daily Mail and Metro, and voted the UK's BEST Dolly Parton Impersonator, West End star Kelly O'Brien is country legend Dolly Parton.  The only Dolly Parton impersonator endorsed by The Parton family. Australian-born Kelly is a world-class entertainer with stunning vocal and flawless comic timing. She brilliantly captures the voice, verve and voluptuousness of the little lady from Tennessee. From the 22-inch waist to the 32G bust, she captivates audiences around the world with Dolly's famous mountain soprano. It's like Dolly is right there in the room with you. Accompanied by some of the UK's finest musicians, Kelly and her band play songs like 9 to 5, Jolene, Islands in the Stream, I Will Always Love You and many more. . . Regarded as the BEST Dolly impersonator in the world. You don't want to miss this show! 
Reflections: The Musical Legacy of Diana Ross
Hailing from the USA, Tameka Jackson is the most authentic tribute to Diana Ross, which has made her the official number 1 and most sought-after tribute, worldwide. Her distinctive style sets her apart from others. Tameka has performed to sell-out crowds in some of the most prestigious and well-known theatres across the UK and abroad, which includes several sold-out performances in London’s West End. A few years ago, Tameka was asked to star in the touring theatre show In The Name of Love – The Diana Ross Story! With her incomparable vocal similarity and looks, Tameka delivers an unforgettable performance with her heartfelt homage to the diva herself. Join her alongside her renowned live band (lead by Wendy Richardson) as they take you on a journey through some of the timeless classics and favourites of The Supremes and solo career of the legendary singer! During this concert experience, Tameka will perform: Ain’t No Mountain, I’m Coming Out, Baby Love, Where Did Our Love Go, Stop In The Name of Love, Reflections, and many more favourites. Adding to the evening’s excitement, Tameka’s dear friend – the legendary Roy Carter from the ’70s hit sensation, HEATWAVE – brings his dynamic presence to the stage as he opens the evening singing the classics such as Boogie Nights, Always & Forever and The Groove Line. Whether you’re a lifelong fan or new to Diana’s magic, this show promises an exhilarating concert experience.
Sexbomb - Celebrating the Music of Sir Tom Jones
Sexbomb: Celebrating the Music of Sir Tom Jones is a high-energy tribute show featuring award-winning impersonator Andy Wood, often known as “Benidorm Tom”. The two-hour show covers iconic hits like “Sexbomb,” “It’s Not Unusual,” and “Delilah,” featuring a live band and performing at venues across the UK, Europe, and Australia.
Heidi Talbot & Boo Hewerdine

Heidi Talbot & Boo Hewerdine

8 Nov 2026 - 26 Nov 2026

For over 30 years Ivor Novello award winning Boo Hewerdine has been considered one of the UK’s finest singer-songwriters. As lead singer of seminal band, The Bible through to his subsequent solo work and long-time collaboration with the incredible Eddi Reader he has become something of a national treasure. He is in demand as a writer, producer and performer. Over a hundred of his songs have been covered by the likes of KD Lang, Kris Drever, Chris Difford, Duke Special and Hannah Rarity. Heidi has shared the stage and recorded with Mark Knopfler, Graham Coxon (Blur), Eddi Reader, Idlewild, Matt Rollings, King Creosote, Kris Drever, Tim O'Brien and Jerry Douglas. She is equally at home in front of a Symphony Orchestra, performing widely at Arts Centres, Festivals and even at the White House. Nominated for Folk singer of the year and Best Traditional Song by BBC Radio 2, Best Live Act by the Scottish Traditional Music Awards and Best Female Vocalist at The Irish Music Awards. 2023 saw Heidi win Composer of The Year at the Scots Trad Music Awards and in October 2025, Heidi releases her 9th studio album, Grace Untold. On this tour Boo and Heidi will be singing songs new and old with a dash of humour and a good measure of storytelling. Their gigs are always a total joy.
Doon the Watter

Doon the Watter

11 Oct 2026 - 25 Oct 2026

A magical seaside adventure for ages 0-5. Join two sisters as they set off and go on an exciting trip ‘doon the watter’ to their favourite island! With the salty sea breeze in their hair and the gentle waves carrying them along, they fill the journey with stories of magical mermaids, soaring seabirds, and mischievous seal pups who love to play tricks. This fun and vibrant show is specially designed for little ones aged 0-5, bringing the wonder of the seaside to life through playful storytelling, music, and puppetry. Expect plenty of giggles, splashes, and surprises as our two adventurers weave a world of imagination. Doon the Watter is a heartwarming celebration of nature, storytelling, and the joy of adventure. Recommended Age: 0-5

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