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Let's Hear it for the Girls

Let's Hear it for the Girls

4 Dec 2025 - 4 Dec 2025

Dig out your sparkles and dancing shoes, and indulge yourself for over two hours of music with the girls, as we celebrate the music of ABBA, Chaka Khan, Beyoncé, LaBelle, Whitney Houston, Aretha Franklin, Shania Twain, Sister Sledge, The Bangles, Alanis Morisette, Lady Gaga and so much more!  If you want to let your hair down, sing your heart out and leave feeling totally empowered, this is the show for you! Dancing may happen throughout this show. Accessibility for shows - All wheelchair access must be booked through the box office (can’t be booked online).  - This allocation is Stalls Right Row AA, if any are available at the time of booking. Early booking is advisable for all shows.  - Allocation is for the wheelchair user and one other person in this row. If your party is larger than two, then you will be required to purchase tickets elsewhere in the auditorium or as close as we can.  - The team at the box office will work with anyone on an individual basis for limited mobility seating as everyone’s needs vary, just give us a call and we can help.
Edinburgh Psych Fest 2025

Edinburgh Psych Fest 2025

31 Aug 2025 - 31 Aug 2025

Edinburgh Psych Fest 2025 The sister festival to the UK’s leading Psychedelic music and arts festival Manchester Psych Fest and Brighton Psych Fest, returns to Scotland’s capital on Sunday 31st August 2025. Current Line-Up Nadine Shah DEADLETTER George Clanton The Moonlandingz Du Blonde Heartworms Anna Erhard Honeyglaze Do Nothing Getdown Services Crocodiles Bubble Tea & Cigarettes Horse Jumper Of Love Deary La Sécurité The Orchestra (For Now) Bikini Body Goblyns Mojo & The Kitchen Brothers Blind Yeo Rabbitfoot Adore Swiss Portrait Linzi Clark BIN JUICE Sun Stags Cowboy Hunters Floating Heads + DJs Food & Drink Merchandise Taking place across multiple Edinburgh venues the festival promises another unforgettable day filled with mind-bending sounds, trippy visuals and a celebration of all things psychedelic. £24.50, £30 & £40 early bird tickets SOLD OUT. £45★ tickets and £36★ U24s & NHS tickets are on sale now ★line-up subject to change venue capacities are based on first come first serve so customers are advised to arrive early for specific acts 31.08.25 Presented by Edinburgh Psych Festival. This is a 14+ event.
MIGHT & MAGIC TOUR Glasgow (18+)

MIGHT & MAGIC TOUR Glasgow (18+)

25 Jul 2025 - 26 Jul 2025

Calling all warriors, wizards, pirates, and vikings! The Might & Magic tour comes to Scotland to bring you an epic night of folk and power metal from the hottest new bands on the scene. ANCHORSMASHED - Pirate/folk metal from Edinburgh LOMBOLO - Folk/viking metal from Stockholm CATALYST SYMPHONY - Symphonic/power metal from Glasgow Three excellent bands, one night you won't forget. Get your woad on, don a wolf pelt, slap on an eye patch and get ready for the folk metal party of the year!
Alfie Brown: Popular Comedian
Comedy
Stand-up

Alfie Brown: Popular Comedian

31 Jul 2025 - 24 Aug 2025

Alfie Brown I was on Live at the Apollo, I got loads of stars in The Guardian. Presently, I have absolutely no idea what stand-up comedy is for. I'm writing some jokes, but I'm struggling to work out why. Honestly, I'm trying to make them as funny as possible, but what value do they have? Audience participation, Contains distressing or potentially triggering themes, Strong language/swearing
The Mothman Cometh
Theatre

The Mothman Cometh

31 Jul 2025 - 24 Aug 2025

Whisper Theatre Darkness, we're told to fear it. The Mothman says otherwise. Darkness is a time to dream, to think, to love, to feast on the fruits of the night. Come, join the Mothman. Follow him into the darkness and surrender your shadows to him. The Mothman Cometh is a dark, interactive show performed mostly in the dark (lit by glowing red eyes). The Mothman will lead the audience through a series of antagonistic, cathartic and playful rituals. Dark, whimsical, deeply heartfelt. The right amount of time to feel like you're in a cult. Audience participation, Contains distressing or potentially triggering themes, More information Long periods of minimal lighting that may feel disorienting or unsettling at times. Heavy (optional) audience interaction. Be aware of the potential for unexpected or intimate interactions. Haze.
Daniel Moore's Definitive Guide to Failure-Free Living
Theatre
Matthew Edgar One man. One button. 19,999 hours of Failure-Free Living. Now, on the verge of completing his (second) 10,000 hours, Daniel Moore prepares to leave his solitude and share his (double) expertise. Learn what it takes to truly succeed from the greatest men's self-help guru the world has never seen. The debut one-man play written and performed by Off-West End award-nominated actor, Matthew Edgar. Contains distressing or potentially triggering themes, Scenes of a sexual nature, Scenes of violence, Strong language/swearing
Matthew Hayhurst: Retirement Show
Comedy

Matthew Hayhurst: Retirement Show

31 Jul 2025 - 24 Aug 2025

Massive Ferret After 127 years at the top of the comedy game, Matthew Hayhurst is finally calling it a day. But not before one last shameless cash-grab! Join your least favourite uncle's favourite comedian for a whirlwind ride through the highs and lows of his career, from the Music Halls of Victorian London to the brave new world of computers. Expect a few laughs, a few songs and the greatest joke ever written. 'Captivating, unpredictable and very funny'(Chortle.co.uk). 'One to Watch' (The Times of London, 1898). 'A good friend to me' (Mr. Blobby). Strong language/swearing
Tomás Bepalo: What Gets Better?
Comedy

Tomás Bepalo: What Gets Better?

31 Jul 2025 - 24 Aug 2025

The Ideal Men Productions A dark comedy exploring my chaotic life as a neurodivergent, nonbinary person navigating sex, dating, family and loneliness. From being a late-diagnosed neurodivergent to starting testosterone, I share exaggerated stories with humour, using catchphrases like: 'I put the 'T' in Testosterone.' This show highlights my struggles with dysphoria, mental health and the harsh reality that life doesn't magically improve – but we get better at handling it. Through stand-up, storytelling and clowning, I aim to spark conversations and offer relatable laughs. It's personal, emotional and a little messy – just like life. Strong language/swearing
The Manchester Revue
Comedy
Sketch

The Manchester Revue

31 Jul 2025 - 11 Aug 2025

After being titled the 'funniest sketch group I've seen at the Fringe for years' (\*\*\*\* BroadwayBaby.com), the Manchester Revue are back for their 5th year in a row with brand new sketches. Inspired by the real-life graffiti scrawled in toilet cubicles found across Manchester, the scribbles act as the show's stimulus. These spaces offer anonymity. Where people can be vulnerable. Radical. Romantic. Or just a right old twat. They flush it out their systems, move on and forget. But the words remain. And we think they're dead funny... This is not your bog-standard sketch show. Scenes of a sexual nature, Strong language/swearing
C U Later, Simulator
Comedy

C U Later, Simulator

13 Aug 2025 - 24 Aug 2025

Curly 'Hello, and welcome to this non copyrighted, nondescript life SIMulator game. Press shift, alt, C to begin...' Join drag artist Curly as they play the game of life, levelling up in love, work and community and along the way, attempt to answer life's big questions such as: Can they tell I'm not really speaking in tongues? Does she look too much like me to be my girlfriend? And is it all pointless? Play along to laugh, cry and feel sexually confused by this new genre-bending musical comedy. Audience participation, Strong language/swearing
Clayton Smith: 15:10 to Yuma
Comedy
Stand-up

Clayton Smith: 15:10 to Yuma

1 Aug 2025 - 24 Aug 2025

Clayton Smith American comedian, Clayton Smith takes you on the hilarious journey of his life. He explores his upbringing in Yuma, Arizona: home to a Wild West prison, made famous by a certain film. But it's so much more than a Hollywood footnote, it's a vibrant community full of criminals, sociopathic sports coaches and lots of guns! Clayton explores all the formative people and experiences that made him: from his first heartbreak to his first experience working with gangsters. 15:10 to Yuma is a show about love, masculinity and the guns that Jesus would own. Strong language/swearing
Bobby Prezinsky Hosts Your Office Christmas Party (WIP)
Comedy
Bobby Prezinsky Hosts Your Office Christmas Party follows a desperate and naïve aspiring TV personality as he tries to break into showbiz. With no experience or prospects, he'll take any gig – which has landed him at your office Christmas party. Featuring surprise special guests Banksy and Jacques De Klerk (CEO of influencer agency VibesTalent), Bobby will assert himself as a force in the world of entertainment, no matter the cost. How far will Bobby go to make it? What's in store for the company? And who is Banksy?
Wummy
Theatre
Comedy

Wummy

31 Jul 2025 - 24 Aug 2025

Charis King A whirlwind one-woman comedy play following a wannabe yummy mummy on her mission to have it all. Wummy is broke, flat-sharing and craving luxury. Her dream? 'A Chelsea townhouse, husband, baby, nanny, and – most importantly – a bin hidden within a kitchen island!' Wummy attempts to manifest her dream life, but the universe answers her call with an unexpected bump in the road. Performed by Charis King, featured on BBC. 'I would pay to watch Charis drink a cup of tea – let alone perform a show' (Sophie Winkleman, Peep Show). Direction and dramaturgy by Octavia Gilmore. Audience participation
Death Threat
Comedy

Death Threat

31 Jul 2025 - 24 Aug 2025

Rima Parikh Death Threat is an hour-long comedy solo show. Part stand-up, part PowerPoint comedy, it follows comedian Rima Parikh's experience as a young cancer patient navigating the American healthcare system, and fighting to get the money she was owed from a medical leave company. It's a fresh, biting look at how these systems push us to the brink-and what happens when we get there. This show is for anyone who's ever sent a mean email (or just wanted to). 'She goes from victim to villain in the span of a sentence' (Jezebel). Contains distressing or potentially triggering themes, Strong language/swearing Age category: 16+
Dean Coughlin: Oblivious Sausage
Comedy
Stand-up

Dean Coughlin: Oblivious Sausage

13 Aug 2025 - 24 Aug 2025

Dean Coughlin Dean Coughlin, a Scouser spawned from actual pirates, takes you on a whimsical adventure through working class culture and the obliviousness of man. Debut hour from the highly anticipated 'Northwest break through act of the year' (Chortle Comedy Hotshots winner 2025). 'Dean's a great comic and a brilliant joke writer. Everything he says on stage leads up to a cracking punchline. Quality' (HaveaWordPod.com). Audience participation, Contains distressing or potentially triggering themes, Strong language/swearing
Winsie Chen: I'm Not a Feminist – Part 2
Comedy
Stand-up
Boiling Ice Ltd Chinese ex-banker turned tech-burnout Winsie Chen spirals through feminism, fertility and failure in a stand-up hour that's painfully funny, emotionally sharp and politically adjacent. There's a clit-sucker in her London flat, frozen eggs in Spain and a Chinese father who thinks affection is a Western weakness. Raised under communist propaganda, now drowning in girlboss slogans, Winsie questions who modern empowerment is really for. If your uterus is organised but your life is not, you will feel weirdly seen. Audience participation
Tonight! A Clown Who Wanted to Be Loved?
Comedy
Andrea Barello Slow-motion boxing, tape measure tangles, wild pizza dancing. In a playful and absurd crescendo, a hopelessly romantic (and a little naughty) clown tries everything to get the only thing he wants. To be loved? Tonight! confronts one of the most classic challenges faced by every human: the urge to find love. In a whirlwind of comic absurdity, the audience is carried joyfully, and sometimes literally, through this bizarre quest. Winner of 'A Moontagna Fest Award, Catania Fringe 2024. 'A little spa break for the soul' \*\*\*\* (List). Audience participation Age category: 14+
Diary of a Botox Bitch – Dr Botox, as seen on Celebrity Big Brother
Comedy
Stand-up
Danielle Meagher-Collins Diary of a Botox Bitch: Dr Botox spills the tea... stand-up comedy show Diary of a Botox Bitch is an unfiltered, side-splitting deep dive into her wild experiences, from celebrity scandals to jaw-dropping Celebrity Big Brother UK and Real Housewives of Ireland "Dublin Wives" moments – all delivered with the kind of biting humour that only Danielle can pull off. This is stand-up comedy at its most fearless, outrageous and utterly unforgettable. Born in Ireland, made in Los Angeles, Hollywood. None
Tim Limbrick: Baggage
Comedy
Stand-up

Tim Limbrick: Baggage

18 Aug 2025 - 24 Aug 2025

Tim Limbrick In their Edinburgh debut, comedian Tim Limbrick blends dark humour with personal tragedy as he unpacks his father's sudden death overseas and shoulders the responsibility of being a hoarder's son. None
Geoff Alderman: Free Range
Comedy
Stand-up

Geoff Alderman: Free Range

31 Jul 2025 - 4 Aug 2025

Geoff Alderman Free range proper jokes for those not easily offended. Geoff has reached the finals of Old Comedian and Silver Comedian of the Year. He's been selected for the UK Pun Championships twice and appeared in the semi-finals of So You Think You're Funny. This is his fourth solo show. 'A very welcome masterclass of one liner comedy from @geoffa_words who absolutely smashed his spot' (Ian Whitcombe, Promoter). 'Robust gagsmith... solid punchlines... deliciously mean' (Steve Bennett, Chortle.co.uk). Contains distressing or potentially triggering themes, Strong language/swearing
Yukata Cowboy – Stranger in Strangeland
Comedy
Stand-up
Atsushi Ogata What happens if you're born a class clown in Japan, grow up in the US and live around Europe as a filmmaker/actor/artist? At times, you become a Zelig-like chameleon character, morphing into a local and other times, you become an instant-celebrity for looking so "different"!? What's the take away? Come find out! Atsushi's stand-up about his life as a perpetual outsider will have you in stitches. Audience participation, Strong language/swearing
Catching a Cheese Pervert: A Frances Francis Mystery
Theatre
Comedy
Written by Kayla Kurin and Krista Rowe, Starring Megan Phillips Who's committing lewd public acts with Francis's cheese? Eat free cheese and watch self-improving heiress, Frances Francis, try to unmask the culprit. Armed with an earnest desire to save the family business and questionable detective skills, Frances turns the mystery into a messy media spectacle. But uncomfortable truths slice open the Swiss cheese-shaped hole in her heart from a neglectful childhood. Racing against the true crime investigators on Reddit, Frances must catch the Cheese Pervert before they destroy her family – and the Cheese Division's profit margins. Regrettably, inspired by true events. Contains distressing or potentially triggering themes, Strong language/swearing Age category: 14+
Becky Fury: British-ish
Comedy
Politics

Becky Fury: British-ish

1 Aug 2025 - 24 Aug 2025

Becky Fury Productions Award-winning comic, Becky Fury uses her identity as a mixed race, UK born person to investigate what it means to be British-ish. British-ish is a fast-paced, satirically slanted show which makes a seriously silly effort to reimagine what makes Britain great (and also a bit rubbish). Becky's working class / immigrant heritage is discussed, as is a lifetime of dealing with (mainly) mild racism. Warm, mischievous humour is used to explore this divisive, trending subject. If you can feel proud that the three lions were originally from Africa, this is the show for you. Strong language/swearing
Marathon

Marathon

23 Nov 2025 - 28 Nov 2025

Marathon is a band forged by the raw intensity of Amsterdam’s underground scene, fusing post-punk's edge, shoegaze's atmosphere, and indie into a world where sound and emotion fuse together. Their music captures the anxieties of the 21st century, with relentless drumming by Lennart, gritty vocals by Kay, and commanding six-string basslines by Nina. Expanded live by keys and guitars by additional musicians Sofie and Victor, their sound evolves into a “wall of sound” that balances darkness with the promise of new beginnings.

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