Hi guys! It’s me, Gary. These blurbs do my head in, if I’m honest. Each year I need to sit and write one out before I even know what stories I’m gonna share. So what's the new show about? I don’t know yet, but it will contain at least one 'yer maw' joke! What I do know is that it’ll be another brand-new combination of stories, opinions and observations about me and my family, as well as all of you. It's always about people and the mad things we do, sometimes animals too, but more often than not it's about people and the stupid scenarios we end up in.

Opera Bohemia, Scotland's professional touring company, returns to Lossiemouth with Strauss's sparkling comic masterpiece, Die Fledermaus a riotous evening of mischief, mistaken identities, and irresistible melodies. Director John Wilkie and designer Alisa Kalyanova transport this hilarious tale of revenge at a lavish party from Austria to Scotland! A star-studded cast includes Scottish favourite Catriona Clark, former Scottish Opera Emerging Artists Laura Margaret Smith and Ross Cumming, and American baritone Whitaker Mills, who recently made his debut at New York's Metropolitan Opera. Accompanied by piano (Andrew Brown) and violin (Colm O Braoin) and performed in English, this is operetta at its most entertaining fast-paced, funny, and full of charm. Opera Bohemia are Opera's perfect evangelists as they sound their song around Scotland The Student Newspaper This company is a wealth of extraordinary fresh talent The List A breath of fresh air on the operatic circuit The Courier