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Royal Ballet & Opera: Swan Lake
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Royal Ballet & Opera: Swan Lake

5 Mar 2026 - 5 Mar 2026

Classical ballet's most powerful tale of love, treachery and forgiveness. Bringing together Tchaikovsky’s sensational score with the incredible imagination of choreographer Liam Scarlett and designer John Macfarlane, Swan Lake on the big screen will be an exceptional way to experience this ultimate ballet classic.
Alfie Moore: Acopalypse Now

Alfie Moore: Acopalypse Now

29 Jan 2026 - 5 Nov 2026

The Four Horsemen of Rising Crime, Global Warming, AI and Culture Wars are galloping towards us. Are we on the road to hell? And can we avoid the potholes? In his brand new tour show 'Fair Cop' Alfie has the antidote to the breakdown of law and order, fake news and the price of baked beans. Somewhere in a parallel universe little Alfie’s natural comedic performance skills were recognised by his doting parents who encouraged and developed his blossoming talent. After several years as a stage school brat Alfie’s angelic face was launched on stage and screen and the rest is history. Meanwhile, in this universe Alfie Moore was told to stop messing about in class before being ‘encouraged’ into the grinding, grimy world of an apprenticeship in the Sheffield steelworks. When recession hit he traded steel for copper by joining Humberside Police. In his 40s the two universes collided when Alfie made a bid for showbiz success – but unfortunately 30 years of shift-work and being punched in the face quite a lot, had left him with ‘a face for radio’. A face not so much ‘lived in’ as inhabited by a settlement of squatters with little regard to property maintenance and repair.
Mark Simmons

Mark Simmons

12 Dec 2025 - 26 Nov 2026

Mark Simmons combines hilarious one-liners with an irresistible love of performing, to resonate with audiences at virtual and in-person events. His award-winning stand-up is a cut above the rest, setting Mark apart on the booking circuit and leading him to perform on some of the most prestigious comedy stages in the UK.
John Shuttleworth's Raise the Oof!

John Shuttleworth's Raise the Oof!

31 Mar 2026 - 31 Mar 2026

Due to huge demand, John Shuttleworth returns to the Playhouse this November with Raise the Oof! Radio 4 favourite, comedy legend, and ‘the 42nd best reason to love Britain’ (The Telegraph) John Shuttleworth, is back with more hilarious stories and songs performed on his trusty Yamaha organ (with built-in auto accompaniment!) In Raise The Oof John celebrates 40 years in showbiz. Yes, it was 1985 when he met TV’s Clarinet Man – next door neighbour Ken Worthington who came last on New Faces in 73 (Tony Hatch crucified him!)
Crimes Against Christmas

Crimes Against Christmas

17 Dec 2025 - 28 Dec 2025

Crimes Against Christmas is a hilarious comedy thriller that was named one of The Telegraphs top 50 Christmas shows. It was featured on Radio 4s Front Row and reached #2 in the iTunes fiction charts. The Merlin is thrilled to host its return to live performance this Christmas. Our first ever professional full Christmas run. Loosely inspired by Agatha Christies Then There Were None; the story follows a group of strangers summoned to a remote island only to start dying in mysteriously Christmassy (and increasingly ridiculous) ways. Can P. Artridge crack the case before a date with a noose and a pear tree? Recommended 12+
Alasdair Beckett-King: King of Crumbs

Alasdair Beckett-King: King of Crumbs

21 Feb 2026 - 11 Apr 2026

ABK is the crumbliest comedian in the game: a multi-award-winning stand-up comic and (occasionally) an internet sensation. Come vagabonds, come mountebanks, come coney-catchers and cutpurses and meet the King of Crumbs! As seen on Mock the Week and 8 out of 10 Cats Does Countdown.
Michael Spicer

Michael Spicer

23 Sept 2026 - 21 Nov 2026

Michael Spicer, the online sensation who brought you the award-winning viral hit The Room Next Door, brings another hilarious and brilliantly entertaining satirical stage show packed with sketches, short films and stories about why we’re witnessing such a gigantic political and global shitshow, featuring characters from his BBC Radio 4 show ‘No Room’ as well as some old friends too. Photo credit: Rebbeca Willow

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