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Paisley Arts Centre

Once The Old Kirk, Paisley Arts Centre has been operating in its current form since 1987. The centre is one of Scotland's best touring venues and it is located in the heart of the town. Throughout the year the centre puts on top performers in theatre, music, dance and comedy.

What's On @ Paisley Arts Centre

Connor Burns: Gallus

Connor Burns: Gallus

18 Aug 2025 - 28 Mar 2026

From one of the most exciting emerging new stars in the UK’s live stand-up scene,1994 is Edinburgh native’s Connor Burns third solo hour. A prolific joke writer, his Scottish-level cynicism and self-deprecation punctuates a disarmingly relaxed persona and an intelligent, razor-sharp wit. Connor’s burgeoning reputation as “one to watch” was cemented at the 2023 Fringe when he sold out his entire run two months before the festival started.
Gary Faulds Live

Gary Faulds Live

24 Sept 2025 - 24 Sept 2025

After a successful visit to the Burgh Hall last year, the hilarious Gary Faulds returns to Dunoon with New Material. “Come and join me at my favourite smaller venues, getting material together for the main tour. This is a unique gig trying untested and raw material. You won’t know any different unless a bit dies on its hole, you will know when that happens because I will bin it and go full terror mode on the front row. I am grateful for your support and can’t wait to see you all!”
Stuart Mitchell

Stuart Mitchell

18 Aug 2025 - 28 Feb 2026

With over 100M views online see the longest running panellist from BBC Scotland’s “Breaking The News” live in his first national tour! Stuart Mitchell is now regarded as one of the UK’s top comedians and social media stars with over a 100M views online. You’ve seen him online and now you can see him on his first ever national UK tour, Tips Not Included. Join the longest running panellist of BBC Scotland’ Breaking The News as he shares his amazing life story.
The Bookshop Band

The Bookshop Band

5 Sept 2025 - 5 Sept 2025

The award winning Bookshop Band write and perform songs inspired by books. Formed in 2010 they released their first album two months later and have since released albums collaborating with over 100 authors, including Philip Pullman, Louis de Bernieres and Margaret Atwood. Between them Beth Porter and Ben Please bring the books to the stage along with a multitude of instruments, including cello, harmonium, glockenspiel, guitars and ukuleles which, along with their distinct voices, create a cinematic sound that draws the audience right in to a highly intimate performance, at once touching and mesmerizing, heart wrenching and funny. No previous knowledge of the books is required as the band guide the audience through the stories behind each song's inspiration.
Hal Cruttenden

Hal Cruttenden

12 Sept 2025 - 11 Apr 2026

Hal Cruttenden is a stand-up comedian and actor renown for his fantastic observational humour and frequent appearances on Mock The Week, Live At The Apollo, and his very own radio show. Cruttenden began acting in television shows in 1983 but soon found his love for stand-up comedy - he was voted Best Newcomer in 2002 at the Edinburgh Comedy Awards and his career took off from there.
Malin Lewis

Malin Lewis

6 Nov 2025 - 6 Nov 2025

Malin Lewis is an innovative, award winning, multi-instrumentalist melding Scottish West coast tradition with a newly invented, self-made bagpipe. They perform in a trio alongside Sally Simpson (Fiddle) and Ali Hutton (Guitar). Hair tingling, philosophical and dance inducing melodies inspired by European folk traditions, queerness and the universe. Having toured across the UK, Canada and Europe, Malin released their debut album ‘Halocline’ in May 2024 on Hudson Records. A Halocline is a visible layer that forms between salt and fresh water and is home to a unique microbial ecosystem. Halocline is a metaphor for Malin’s trans identity and living in a space in between; a beautiful space between a binary. Malin’s unique timbre is born from the deep connection that comes from making and composing for their own instrument. Their one of a kind two-octave Smallpipe creates a whole new world of sound, captivating audiences at every opportunity. Inspired by the likes of Martyn Bennett, Duncan Chisholm and Sharron Shannon their music is as lively as it is thought provoking and sensitive. Recently Malin has been recording music for The Outrun film, composing for contemporary dance and theatre and been learning the tradition of the extinct Finnish Bagpipes. “The future of Scottish folk is here” – The Wire Magazine Please note, wheelchair accessible spaces are not available to book online. Please email or call the box office to book a wheelchair accessible space or for any other access  requests/advice:  [email protected]  Tel: 0300 300 1210
The Great Baldini Family Magic Show

The Great Baldini Family Magic Show

26 Aug 2025 - 29 Nov 2025

The Great Baldini Family Magic Show The legendary magician the Great Baldini tells the story of his, and Baldwin the magical dog's, life from their first tricks to the height of their careers - attempting Houdini's greatest escape. The show is packed with magic, sweets, puppetry, sweets, water, sweets, eggs, sweets, and escapology. It's hilariously silly.with sweets. Come and see two true magical superstars (Baldini and Baldwin) at the very pinnacle of their powers. The Great Baldini is an award-winning member of the Magic Circle and the Bristol Stage Magic Champion. "Incredible" Front Row, BBC Radio 4 "Charming, engaging, and charismatic. A pleasure." FringeReview
Craig Hill: Wait ‘Til You See My Entrance!
_ONSALE FRI 30TH MAY 10AM_ Scotland’s hilarious kilt swingin’ highland flinging standup is back with his new riotous show! 2025/2024/2023 Sir Billy Connolly Spirit of Glasgow Award nominee. ‘Genuinely funny’ ★★★★★ (Mirror) ‘Absolutely hilarious!’ ★★★★ (List) 18+ Please note, wheelchair accessible spaces are not available to book online. Please email or call the box office to book a wheelchair accessible space or for any other access  requests/advice:  [email protected]  Tel: 0300 300 1210
Kathryn Williams

Kathryn Williams

28 Oct 2025 - 28 Oct 2025

_+ SPECIAL GUEST MATT DEIGHTON_ Kathryn Williams is a British, Mercury music prize-nominated singer-songwriter. With 17 albums under her belt in the last 27 years, her last solo album, _Night Drives_ debuted at #2 in the official folk album charts, while her last album,a collaboration with Withered hand titled _Willson Williams_ was nominated for the SAY and AMA awards. Label One Little Independent celebrated her career (thus far) with a 20-CD and 2-book box set, Anthology, strewn with her artwork. Her novel _The Ormering Tide_ debuted to critical acclaim, and she also hosts her own popular podcast, _Before the Light Goes Out_, which appeared in the Top Ten best music podcasts by the Guardian. Kathryn tutors at the Arvon and Moniack Mhor Foundations, and writes with many diverse artists around the world including Paul Weller, Chris Difford, Ed Harcourt, Beth Nielsen Chapman, and Michele Stodart. She is the only female included in the Top Ten list of Greatest Liverpool songwriters of all time. Her latest album, MYSTERY PARK will be released this Autumn. Please note, wheelchair accessible spaces are not available to book online. Please email or call the box office to book a wheelchair accessible space or for any other access  requests/advice:  [email protected]  Tel: 0300 300 1210
Stuntman

Stuntman

17 Sept 2025 - 17 Sept 2025

Explosive physical performance by two men wrestling with their relationship to violence, fusing high octane fights with stories from the performers’ lives. A show for anyone who’s enjoyed a violent action movie (but felt weird about it). madeinscotlandshowcase.com BSL Interpreter - Iain Hodgetts.   14+ _ _ _Use of haze. Contains violence (including use of prop weapons and fake blood), strong language (including use of racial & homophobic slurs) & reference to suicide. _ Please note, wheelchair accessible spaces are not available to book online. Please email or call the box office to book a wheelchair accessible space or for any other access  requests/advice:  [email protected]  Tel: 0300 300 1210
Mark Black - Horrible Family

Mark Black - Horrible Family

6 Feb 2026 - 7 Mar 2026

Mark Black brings you his brand-new stand-up comedy and musical show, ‘Horrible Family'. With millions of views online and sold-out shows at the SEC Armadillo and Pavilion Theatre in 2024, Mark returns in 2026 with his signature dark wit and a fresh set of songs. 18+
The Tannahill Weavers

The Tannahill Weavers

31 Oct 2025 - 1 Nov 2025

The Tannahill Weavers are one of Scotland 's premier traditional bands. Their diverse repertoire spans the centuries with fire-driven instrumentals, topical songs, and original ballads and lullabies. Their music demonstrates to old and young alike the rich musical heritage of the Celtic people. These versatile musicians have received worldwide accolades consistently over the years for their exuberant performances and outstanding recording efforts that seemingly can't get better...yet continue to do just that. The Tannahills have turned their acoustic excitement loose on audiences with an electrifying effect. They have that unique combination of traditional melodies, driving rhythmic accompaniment, and rich vocals that make their performances unforgettable. Over the years the Tannies have been international trailblazers for Scottish music, and their tight harmonies and powerful, inventive arrangements have won them fans from beyond the folk and Celtic music scenes. Inducted into the Scottish Traditional Music Hall of Fame in 2011, they are firmly established as one of the premier groups on the concert stage. From reflective ballads to footstomping reels and jigs, the variety and range of the material they perform is matched only by their enthusiasm and lively Celtic spirits.
Òran

Òran

19 Sept 2025 - 28 Nov 2025

Combining spoken word, lyrical storytelling and a pulsating electronic live score, this is the thrilling story of Òran and his journey to rescue his best friend from the Underworld.  This award-winning visceral piece of contemporary theatre is a collaboration between Wonder Fools, ‘A blazing powerhouse of invention and activity’ (Scotsman) and the acclaimed hip-hop artist Owen Sutcliffe with music by VanIves, creating an urgent and entertaining modern retelling of the classic Greek myth Orpheus. 14+ Please note, wheelchair accessible spaces are not available to book online. Please email or call the box office to book a wheelchair accessible space or for any other access requests/advice.
A Scottish Comedy Collective

A Scottish Comedy Collective

21 Feb 2026 - 21 Feb 2026

18+  Join us for a sensational night of Live Stand-Up Comedy with “A Scottish Comedy Collective” at Paisley Arts Centre on Sat 21 February 2026! The “Collective”, comprising JoJo Sutherland, Chris Forbes, Cubby and Graham Mackie, stars of social media, stage and screen are serving up a fantastic evening of Stand-Up Comedy, Live in Paisley. This is your opportunity to enjoy the unique talents of these outstanding comedians in their natural habitat – Live and Unleashed On A Stage! Since bursting onto the comedy scene in 2002, JOJO SUTHERLAND is an unstoppable comedy force. known for being able to expertly garner laughs from every subject she touches on. Her quick fire gags, and outrageously truthful storytelling ability has seen her gracing stages throughout Europe, The Middle East, Iceland and Australia Star of Scottish BAFTA winning comedy show, 'Scot Squad’, CHRIS FORBES is also a three time Scottish Comedy Award winner. He has gigged all over the world from America to Australia and has supported Kevin Bridges on tour. Chris is also known for creating a series of sketches as his comedy character Duncan, The Other Murray Brother with legendary tennis Mum, Judy. The incredibly funny, blind comedian CUBBY you may remember from Britain’s Got Talent on ITV / STV. With his high octane stage presence He delivers an energetic performance full of striking one liners, hilarious stories and views on his comical life experiences. Audiences everywhere agree he is a must see, can’t see! MC for the evening is the hilarious GRAHAM MACKIE who has also appeared in Limmy’s show and Scotssquad. Fame, Fortune and TV are all fine and dandy but it is live onstage where each of the collective made their bones as professional stand-up comedians who between them are guaranteed to deliver side splitting stories, howlingly funny observations on life And astonishing one liners that will leave you gasping for breath! So don’t miss out! Join us for what is going to be an unforgettable night of comedy entertainment! Please note, wheelchair accessible spaces are not available to book online. Please email or call the box office to book a wheelchair accessible space or for any other access  requests/advice:  [email protected]  Tel: 0300 300 1210
Mairi Campbell: Living Stone

Mairi Campbell: Living Stone

12 Sept 2025 - 12 Sept 2025

The Fringe First winning solo show "An exquisite 60-minute show full of wisdom, peace and contemplation." (Joyce McMillan, Scotsman). The journey begins with the discovery of the ancient mill stone on Mairi’s great-grandmother’s croft on the isle of Lismore. Mairi explores the stone’s stories and mysteries, the images she finds within it and some of the 100 drawings she made of it. Living Stone is a distinctive blend of live music, song and viola as well as striking visual art, creating a rich, multi-sensory experience highlighting the mystery and beauty of everyday life. Co-created with director Kath Burlinson and composer Dave Gray. This show is an Audio Described Performance and will have a Touch Tour. 14+  MILD REFERENCE TO DRUG ABUSE Please note, wheelchair accessible spaces are not available to book online. Please email or call the box office to book a wheelchair accessible space or for any other access  requests/advice:  [email protected]  Tel: 0300 300 1210
Hercules the Bear

Hercules the Bear

9 Oct 2025 - 9 Oct 2025

AGE 6+ Don’t you love a tall tale? Like the one about the Scottish couple who raised a 10ft grizzly bear in their home? Sounds crazy, but it’s no joke. It happened in Sheriffmuir in the 1980s! Combining physical comedy and puppetry, Hercules the Bear tells the wild, funny and touching true story of how a very special grizzly bear became a folk legend. Please note, wheelchair accessible spaces are not available to book online. Please email or call the box office to book a wheelchair accessible space or for any other access  requests/advice:  [email protected]  Tel: 0300 300 1210
Common Tongue

Common Tongue

17 Oct 2025 - 18 Oct 2025

A play aboot imperfect Scots. A fast-paced, one-person show exploring the impact of language, identity and their intersections in Scotland. Common Tongue follows Bonnie as she navigates her relationship with the way she speaks, coming to grips with the implications of her culture, and how much she can claim it or ignore it. Written and directed by Fraser Scott, this ‘quick-witted, damning, and gorgeous’ (★★★★★ Corr Blimey) play is delivered with deft humour and big heart. 15+  STRONG AND GRAPHIC LANGUAGE, MILD REFERENCES TO SEX AND VIOLENCE Please note, wheelchair accessible spaces are not available to book online. Please email or call the box office to book a wheelchair accessible space or for any other access requests/advice.
Siobhan Miller

Siobhan Miller

14 Sept 2025 - 14 Sept 2025

One of Scotland’s most celebrated folk singer-songwriters, Siobhan Millerappears with two of Scotland's finest musicians, Innes White on guitar and Jack Smedley on fiddle. With four Scots Singer of the Year titles and a BBC Radio 2 Folk Award, Siobhan’s discography boasts five heralded solo releases - most recently, 2022’s _Bloom_. An out and out, freewheeling celebration of much-loved Scottish songs, _Bloom_ deftly balances a love of traditional song with modern influences. Having grown up in Scotland's rich folk scene, Siobhan has been a regular performer at Glasgow's Celtic Connections festival, where she featured amidst the star-studded line-up of Transatlantic Sessions in2022, duetting with Paul Brady and Sarah Jarosz. Don’t miss this rare opportunity to see Siobhan Miller in intimate surrounds, and experience her stunning vocals and lyrical songs in a truly special setting. Please note, wheelchair accessible spaces are not available to book online. Please email or call the box office to book a wheelchair accessible space or for any other access  requests/advice:  [email protected]  Tel: 0300 300 1210
The Hangar - Norman Blake (Teenage Fanclub) Takeover
16+ 'The Hangar' is brand new evening curated by musicians SUSHIL K DADE (THE SOUP DRAGONS / FUTURE PILOT AKA) & RADHIKA, bringing together Scotland’s alternative artistic community for a multi-arts celebration of music, art, and unexpected collaborations. Each night will feature special guests and exclusive performances that inspire and challenge the way we experience art. __ _Join us for an unforgettable evening hosted by NORMAN BLAKE, founding member OF TEENAGE FANCLUB and one of the most revered voices in Scottish indie rock. This intimate evening includes a rare ACOUSTIC PERFORMANCE from Norman, ad hoc performances from The Hangar’s House Band Radhika, and a screening of one of Norman’s favourite films… TBA!_ Please note, wheelchair accessible spaces are not available to book online. Please email or call the box office to book a wheelchair accessible space or for any other access  requests/advice:  [email protected]  Tel: 0300 300 1210
Grayling

Grayling

20 Feb 2026 - 20 Feb 2026

Experience the Luminous Sound of Grayling, One of Scotland’s Most Compelling Emerging Voices in Indie-Folk. With a voice that soothes and stirs in equal measure, Grayling crafts songs that hold space for both vulnerability and quiet strength. Her music is a delicate fusion of introspective modern folk and the warm, nostalgic tones of ‘70s Americana—drawing comparisons to legends like Carole King and Bonnie Raitt. Following the success of her debut EP _Greenhouse_ and 2024’s acclaimed _Cardinal Fire_, Grayling returns to the stage with new music and renewed purpose. Her latest single, ‘ALWAYS’—a love letter to resilience written in the shadow of personal adversity—has already struck a chord with fans, praised for its heartfelt lyricism and soul-soaked delivery. Live, Grayling is magnetic: her storytelling immersive, her arrangements rich with texture and light. Having supported artists such as The Teskey Brothers, Altered Images, and Odie Leigh, she now steps confidently into her own spotlight. Support TBA. Please note, wheelchair accessible spaces are not available to book online. Please email or call the box office to book a wheelchair accessible space or for any other access  requests/advice:  [email protected]  Tel: 0300 300 1210
Night Waking

Night Waking

1 Oct 2025 - 31 Oct 2025

An Tobar and Mull Theatre presents the world premiere of Night Waking by Shireen Mula, adapted from the novel by Sarah Moss and directed by Rebecca Atkinson-Lord. A remote Scottish island. A sleep-deprived mother. A grave you were never meant to find. Anna Bennett should be writing a book. Instead, she's counting the minutes of lost sleep, peeling a toddler off her leg, and Googling Victorian infanticide at 3 a.m. Her ornithologist husband is out studying puffins, oblivious. Her sons are running feral. And when she and her eldest uncover something in the garden something small, something wrapped in wool, it becomes clear that history isn't just a thing she studies. It's here. Underfoot. And it wont rest quietly. Night Waking is a sharp, strange, and darkly funny exploration of motherhood, colonialism, and the ghosts we inherit. As Anna ricochets between present-day exhaustion, historical letters, and a past that wont stay buried, she is forced to confront what it means to nurture, to protect, and to fail. Adapted from Sarah Moss's novel by Shireen Mula, this one-woman play is a feat of acting virtuosity, a fragmented, fevered journey through sleepless nights, long-lost voices, and the things that wont stay hidden.
Salt

Salt

2 Sept 2025 - 24 Oct 2025

SALT a play by Beau Hopkins The East Norfolk coast. 1770. Man Billy, a pious young fisherman, lives with his domineering Mother, Widow Pruttock. Two things govern their life: the herring harvest and devotion to God. Into this cold and isolated life comes Sheldis, a singer with supernatural gifts. As Billy's obsession with her grows, his Mother, believing him bewitched, will do anything to break the spell. Filled with sea shanties, dances, hymns and folk songs, SALT is a visceral tale of faith, jealousy and demonic passion. "Extraordinary...If Shakespeare, Ken Loach and Nick Cave went on a day trip to Great Yarmouth, SALT could be the result" ★★★★ The Reviews Hub Following a sell-out tour of East Anglia and London in 2024, Great Yarmouth-based Contemporary Ritual Theatre bring their critically acclaimed folk tragedy SALT as part of their UK-wide tour. Rooted in the myth, magic and folklore of Norfolk, Contemporary Ritual Theatre weaves the ancient and modern into a new style of performance known as 'ritual theatre'. Blending folk song, dance and masking, and using only a rope on the ground for a stage, 'ritual theatre' unites audiences and performers in a single, unforgettable ritual.
When Billy met Alasdair

When Billy met Alasdair

13 Sept 2025 - 13 Sept 2025

'Allow me to give you some advice, Billy...' Alan Bissett, award-winning creator of Fringe hit The Moira Monologues, takes on the dual roles of two Scottish cultural giants, speculating what (might’ve!) happened when Billy Connolly attended the launch for Alasdair Gray’s 1981 masterpiece, Lanark. Bissett unearths the origin stories of these Glasgow geniuses, exploring their struggles and their art in an ultimately uplifting tale of triumph against the odds. Derived from a commission by the Alasdair Gray Archive and Glasgow International Comedy Festival and directed by Kirstin McLean Longlisted for the Sir Billy Connolly Spirit of Glasgow Award 2025. One of the Guardian’s ‘must-see’ theatre shows of the Edinburgh Festival 2025. 15+ Contains distressing or potentially triggering themes, Strong language/swearing Please note, wheelchair accessible spaces are not available to book online. Please email or call the box office to book a wheelchair accessible space or for any other access  requests/advice:  [email protected]  Tel: 0300 300 1210
Devilled Eggs

Devilled Eggs

7 Feb 2026 - 7 Feb 2026

A new play from Black Liver. Commissioned by Black Grand Theatre. Part of Blackpool Grand’s Storytelling Festival and Show Town Comedy Festival. Welcome to the Dakota Guest House! The most glamorous B&B this side of Blackpool! The Dakota is the true spirit of Variety; comedy, music and mystery are resident guests here and every room has its tale to tell. Let your hosts, Roman and Prudence flip through their guest book and regale you with showbiz stories and anecdotes. From their heyday as the B&B to the stars to their present day haven of secrets, Ro and Pru will introduce you to the characters that reside in The Dakota. Expect songs, sketches and verse as each guest room opens. From acclaimed theatre makers Black Liver, Devilled Eggs is their latest two-hander play about a guest house over the span of a one night stay (breakfast included). Like the eggs The Dakota serves at breakfast, this show is fresh, cheeky and devilishly spicy! 12+ Please note, wheelchair accessible spaces are not available to book online. Please email or call the box office to book a wheelchair accessible space or for any other access  requests/advice:  [email protected]  Tel: 0300 300 1210
Fraser John Lindsay's Blues Incentive

Fraser John Lindsay's Blues Incentive

18 Apr 2026 - 18 Apr 2026

Local guitarist Fraser John Lindsay and his amazing melting pot of top musicians return to play Paisley Arts Centre with electrifying Australian-born singer Charlotte Marshall, offering Paisley buddies another chance to see Fraser’s exciting, original and highly entertaining Blues Incentive show; a fantastic fusion of creative talent blending blues, rock n roll and jazz influences with plenty improvisation across the boards. A fantastic night out for music fans.  _ _ _“Brilliant night, really enjoyed the music from these very talented musicians!” (Alistair Smith - Paisley Arts Centre 2019)_ _“Fantastic gig. Charlotte’s version of Tennessee Waltz was amazing.” (Robert Mellon – Paisley Arts Centre 2019) _ _“A truly energetic and vibrant experience. Pure dynamite, emphasized by Fraser John Lindsay’s mean riffs, and blues-soul vocalist Charlotte Marshall’s fiery performance” (Edinburgh Blues Club opening night review - Voodoo Rooms 2014)_ _“An extremely virtuosic guitar player. Fraser John Lindsay is prepping to return to a familiar haunt in the Paisley Arts Centre with his Blues Incentive outfit.” (Mill Magazine 2019_) Fraser, originally from Elderslie, studied music at Castlehead High school in Paisley before honing his craft playing guitar alongside local musicians and bands such as Limon, Little Miss Debbie & the Scumbag Boogie Band, Riff Raff, Willie Matthews, Blind Panik, Jill Jackson, Middle of The Road, Linda Jackson, The Statesboro Blues Band, Charlotte Marshall & the 45s, Black Snake Roots, and 24T. “Forged from the same ‘seat of your pants’ style of early Beck and Page, there’s never a dull moment when Fraser plays! Great sense of melody, adventurous with fine technique and a quirkiness that makes him stand out from the crowd. If you enjoy great guitar, give Fraser a listen! (Jim Keilt - guitarist: Statesboro’ Blues Band, Lonehead, The Halos - 2019)  Fraser launched his debut instrumental album MELODIC MAYHEM in 2011 (Featuring his own blues composition, in the style of the late Jeff Beck, titled 16 Bar Bliss) and has continued to produce live & studio records via his label FRAZ RECORDS, including a limited edition CD / DVD, capturing FJL Blues Incentive’s lively performance at Paisley Arts Centre in 2017. Fraser has also spent the last decade busy producing brand new compositions for a thrilling new music-led project – watch this space. Please note, wheelchair accessible spaces are not available to book online. Please email or call the box office to book a wheelchair accessible space or for any other access  requests/advice:  [email protected]  Tel: 0300 300 1210
Gary Faulds: Panic at the Midlife Disco
Join Gary Faulds, the Glaswegian comedian who’s survived every type of life crisis imaginable, in Panic AtThe Midlife Disco. With his kids getting older and the looming reality of mortality getting closer, Gary’s having a hilarious meltdown – and you’re invited to the party. From desperate attempts to stay “cool” with his kids to grappling with his rapidly growing waistline and crumbling youth, Gary’s journey through midlife is anything but graceful. Expect gut busting stories, sharp wit and a brutally honest look at the chaos of growing up, getting old and trying to keep it together while everything falls apart. It’s a comedy show that proves the only thing more awkward than a midlife crisis is trying to laugh about it. 16+ Please note, wheelchair accessible spaces are not available to book online. Please email or call the box office to book a wheelchair accessible space or for any other access  requests/advice:  [email protected]  Tel: 0300 300 1210
Paisley Comedy Club

Paisley Comedy Club

27 Sept 2025 - 27 Sept 2025

Get ready for an unforgettable night of laughter as Paisley Comedy Club brings the very best in live comedy to Paisley Arts Centre! Your evening will be hosted by a top-notch compère and packed with performances from three outstanding comedians. And that’s not all... we’re thrilled to welcome a very special guest star, whose face you’ll recognise from Mock The Week, Live at the Apollo, and other top TV comedy shows. A rare chance to see one of the best in the business up close and personal, right here in Paisley! Expect big laughs, top talent, and a brilliant night out in the heart of Paisley. This is comedy at its finest — right on your doorstep." Please note, wheelchair accessible spaces are not available to book online. Please email or call the box office to book a wheelchair accessible space or for any other access  requests/advice. 16+
Maya and the Whale

Maya and the Whale

14 Oct 2025 - 14 Oct 2025

Maya and The Whale is the story of a young climate activist on the run, grappling for hope amid unfolding global disasters. Maya finds herself face to face with a dying whale and is confronted with the enormity of the task ahead. Her dad works in the oil industry and her mum just wants her to enjoy a childhood free of worry, but how can she go about business as usual when there’s a Climate Emergency? The audience plays the part of the dying whale in this darkly comic and provocative one woman show for a generation faced with unprecedented challenges. 8+ Please note, wheelchair accessible spaces are not available to book online. Please email or call the box office to book a wheelchair accessible space or for any other access  requests/advice:  [email protected]  Tel: 0300 300 1210

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