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Everest Mallory 24 (With Stanley)
Theatre

Everest Mallory 24 (With Stanley)

2 Aug 2025 - 23 Aug 2025

Tall History Tales A comic storytelling show, based on the 1924 British Mount Everest expedition. It follows Mallory on the SS California to India, on a train across to Darjeeling, and on ponies across Tibet. In tow is Stanley from the Mad Hatter's town of Stockport, Manchester. All of this is new to Stanley, who has barely been up Helvellyn in the Lake District! Once reaching Mount Everest, they must tackle it with feet, ropes, and possibly some oxygen. Knowing his own limitations, Stanley absolutely does not make a summit attempt, alongside Mallory and Irvine... None Age category: 14+
Bog Body
Theatre

Bog Body

18 Aug 2025 - 24 Aug 2025

Itchy Feet Theatre What would you do for love? Go back in time? Or look underwater? And how far would you go for answers when the man of your dreams died 2,000 years ago? When the grieving Petra begins to trawl through the lonely marshes of Lindow Moss, she finds far more than she bargained for. She finds him. An experimental dark comedy from women-led Itchy Feet Theatre, Bog Body is a solo piece about love, death, decay and desire: the four are closer than we realise. Audience participation, Contains distressing or potentially triggering themes, Scenes of violence, Strong language/swearing, More information Discussions of death, murder, suicide and human sacrifice. Age category: 14+
Uggdeath
Theatre

Uggdeath

18 Aug 2025 - 24 Aug 2025

Cave People Company Faced with imminent starvation, two cave-people discover a C.P. Company goggle hat that enables them to see into the 21st century A.D. Will this glimpse of the future offer a way out of their desperate plight, or will it only push them deeper into misery? This drama explores the interaction between the distant past and present through the breakdown of a romantic relationship, and questions to what extent modern life has alienated us from what makes life worth living, in broken Stone Age English. Contains distressing or potentially triggering themes, Scenes of violence, Strong language/swearing Age category: 14+
Everything and Nothing
Theatre

Everything and Nothing

11 Aug 2025 - 15 Aug 2025

Never Over Theatre Company Do you believe in love at first sight? Oscar doesn't. Alex wants to. Then, they meet at a mutual friend's wedding and time stands still, except Oscar has a girlfriend. When they say goodbye and go back to their lives, Alex and Oscar struggle with the feeling the day left inside them. As time goes on, they begin to wonder if it was all in their heads. Years later, they meet again, and the natural order feels like it has been restored. Has time moved them on, or will they pick up where they left off? Strong language/swearing Age category: 12+
Camino Man
Theatre

Camino Man

2 Aug 2025 - 24 Aug 2025

Steve Wilson Lost in life, a man from Down Under walks across Spain and stumbles his way out on top! Join gentle Steve Wilson for his inspiring travel story about finding love, saying sorry and rediscovering his smile on the Camino del Norte pilgrim trail. Told through story and slideshow, Wilson shares his tale of meeting people on the way to Santiago de Compostela who help him make sense of his experiences of becoming single, losing his job and being physically assaulted while walking home one afternoon. A weekly award winner from Perth Fringeworld and Adelaide Fringe. Contains distressing or potentially triggering themes Age category: 16+
Waiting in Love
Theatre

Waiting in Love

11 Aug 2025 - 16 Aug 2025

Moreland Productions Alan is a deadbeat stoner. Sam is his ex. Sammie is a struggling actor... and also, Alan’s ex. Samantha is an up-and-coming writer... and also, Alan’s ex. Sam is Sammie, and Sammie is Samantha... and Alan waits for all of them to come back. A story about the evolution of oneself after heartbreak, and in some cases, the lack thereof. Waiting in Love is a contained experimental drama, set entirely in Alan’s apartment, spanning the course of a year after his first real heartbreak. Scenes of a sexual nature, Strong language/swearing Age category: 16+
Noah's No-Show Show
Comedy
Improv

Noah's No-Show Show

11 Aug 2025 - 16 Aug 2025

Noah Max Levine It's opening night of a brand new play. With the cast and crew missing, can one actor perform every role and bring the performance to life? Well, Noah is going to try! No props, no costumes, no help when things get weird. Just one performer who won't quit until curtain call. Each performance, Noah turns an audience suggested title into a spontaneous work of theatre. Fringies Week 1 Front-Runner (audience award) at the 2024 Philadelphia Fringe Festival. Audiences say: 'Very quick witted', 'made up fun', 'a true delight'. Noah says: 'Where'd the rest of the cast go?'. None Age category: 14+
Shakespeare the Panto
Theatre
Comedy

Shakespeare the Panto

2 Aug 2025 - 9 Aug 2025

Breaking Narrative Imagine the most well-loved Shakespeare characters plopped into the same Tudor world where Shakespeare's rival Robert Greene rewrites history in the style of a British pantomime. Boo for our baddie, watch out for people "behind you" and sing along with our three cast members (who play everyone!). Featuring Romeo and Juliet, Midsummer's Night's Dream and... The Scottish Play. Dun dun duuun! Whether a lover or a casual liker of Shakespeare, you're bound to have a laugh. To be or not to be ridiculous?... It's seriously got "to be". Audience participation, Strong language/swearing Age category: 14+
Captain Dencade: the Lost (Now Found) Episode
Theatre
Comedy
Raimi Trilogy Productions Witness the classic Captain Dencade in this special sci-fi screening. Hosted by Thomas and Monty, the sons of the original stars that bear an uncanny resemblance to their fathers. Almost like they're the same people! The eccentric duo will bring facts, secrets and on-screen props, celebrating the newly restored episode of Captain Dencade. These two hope to bring the 60s original to a whole new generation. What could go wrong? Audience participation Age category: 14+
Pandora: A Tragicomic Greek Romp
Theatre
Comedy

Pandora: A Tragicomic Greek Romp

2 Aug 2025 - 9 Aug 2025

Bullis School A classic tale of boy meets girl. Except she’s got a mysterious box that can destroy the world. The town Neapolis is shocked when an outsider named Pandora washes up on its shores. Enchanting and powerful, she awakens jealousies that overturn the townspeople’s lives. They suspect the answers to their problems are inside Pandora’s sole possession, a beautiful box she warned them never to open. They never suspect Pandora is a test from Zeus himself, with humanity’s survival at stake. Myth meets madcap comedy in a story about gods, monsters, love, and betrayal. None Age category: 12+
The Exterminator
Theatre

The Exterminator

11 Aug 2025 - 16 Aug 2025

Hive MCR A Tenant's life is uprooted when a Squatter boldly declares her living space as his own, exploring colonisation, occupation and displacement through a microcosm of Britain. Playwright Kara Hardie explores this allegory through themes of power and resilience against the backdrop of historical and contemporary conflicts. Drawing from her connection to the 1974 invasion of Cyprus, the play engages viewers through dark comedy, audience interaction, physical theatre and shadow work. The Exterminator transforms the stage into a symbolic battlefield for space and power to encourage audiences to reflect on ownership and the cyclical nature of injustice. Audience participation, Contains distressing or potentially triggering themes, Scenes of violence, Strong language/swearing Age category: 14+
Intoxicated Honeymoon
Theatre

Intoxicated Honeymoon

11 Aug 2025 - 16 Aug 2025

Palais d'Été A brutal bildungsroman soaked in love and blood, featuring a story of self-fulfilling prophecy, a friend group corrupted by artistry and two girls who give their best to love each other. As their former innocence is cruelly annihilated, they are forced to move on but are unable to when the gravity and monstrosity of adulthood finally arrives and they are confronted with the unbearable ugliness and horrors of growing up. It is a journey that’s creative and destructive, from girlhood to womanhood, through the joys and anxiety of motherhood, exploring the tenderness and rage of female sexuality. Contains distressing or potentially triggering themes, Scenes of violence, Strobe lighting, Strong language/swearing, More information Content includes pregnancy, miscarriages, murder, simulation of drug misuse, deaths, blood, gun sounds, car crash sounds, mention of sexual contents and sexual abuse. Age category: 16+
For Eva
Theatre

For Eva

18 Aug 2025 - 22 Aug 2025

Fallada Theatre Company Through everything, through their speech, their body, the lights, the barn, the staging and memories of before they were born, Cray tries to express what they mean. Out of fear of anything new and indulgence in the safety of their own anxiety, they have confined themselves to a barn, the people they allow to come and leave only a part of their attempt to describe this experience. They have caved themselves in as they refuse to answer the question of whether they want to start healing, all the while struggling to contend with what they cannot articulate. Contains distressing or potentially triggering themes, Strobe lighting, Strong language/swearing Age category: 14+
Four Horses
Theatre
Comedy

Four Horses

2 Aug 2025 - 9 Aug 2025

Cincinnati LAB Theatre When Pestilence accidentally kills Death, the whole world stops. The people of Earth become immortal, and it is up to the remaining three horsemen to track down a replacement Death. They think they have found one when they discover the last person on Death's list, but training a new Death is more difficult than it sounds. None Age category: 12+
The Great Pistachio
Theatre

The Great Pistachio

18 Aug 2025 - 23 Aug 2025

Devon Loves ME! Productions Future world-renowned artist, Bertrand Brambles, has buried himself in a dirt hole for decades to craft the greatest play ever written, uninfluenced by the world around him. His brother, Boris, has spent that time sitting in his chair attempting to read every newspaper ever written. Meanwhile, unbeknownst to them, the world outside has ended. The two brothers embark on the journey to mount this magnum opus with the only survivor they can find, a young girl, Beatrice. An absurdist comedy exploring the sacrifices we make for art and understanding the balance between creation and living your life. Strobe lighting
Play On
Theatre

Play On

11 Aug 2025 - 24 Aug 2025

Resilience Theatre Movement Play On is a dark comedy following two estranged siblings forced to complete an escape room together after attending their mother's funeral, in order to receive her last will and testament. Tensions rise as the two siblings uncover past hurts that have never been dealt with, while balancing grief for their mother, along with exposing the breach of their relationship. Clues about their personal lives, weighted retaliations and an inability to work together may cause the siblings to never uncover their mother's final wishes. Blood is thicker than water, but will it be enough? Contains distressing or potentially triggering themes, Strong language/swearing Age category: 16+
Carlos Sandin: Pull My Goldfinger
Comedy

Carlos Sandin: Pull My Goldfinger

11 Aug 2025 - 24 Aug 2025

Pierrot Productions Bond is dead. Craig's out. But who is brave enough to revive the world's most famous spy? Enter 'chaotic and entirely charming' \*\*\*\* (TheReviewsHub.com) Carlos Sandin – the new undercover hero we never knew we needed. This wild solo clown show 'chokes you with absurdity until you finally surrender to the madness' \*\*\*\* (WEBF). Whether you're a Bond fanatic or just along for the ride, Sandin will leave you shaken, stirred and howling with laughter! 'Something you simply have to see' \*\*\*\* (NorthWestEnd.co.uk). Audience participation, Nudity
The Crisp Review
Comedy
Stand-up

The Crisp Review

4 Aug 2025 - 16 Aug 2025

Adam Evans Comedian and crisp connoisseur Adam Evans returns with a brand-new show telling the story of the birth of his very own crisps. Join Adam and award-winning snacks brand Serious Pig as they combine culinary excellence with nearly five years of carb-based criticism to launch their vision of the perfect crisp. Expect live comedy, scathing reviews and a mockumentary detailing their journey from concept to creation. Free packets will be provided for the audience to enjoy! 'The Crisp Review is a seasoned treat' \*\*\*\* (NorthWestEnd.co.uk). 'Quirky and fresh... A crowd favourite' (The Stand Comedy Club). Audience participation Age category: 12+
140 at Vines Way
Theatre

140 at Vines Way

2 Aug 2025 - 4 Aug 2025

Roger Bacon and Milford High School Drama Department As a detective inspects a murder scene, each object he touches comes to life. A tarnished locket speaks in whispers of long-lost love. A delicate teacup chatters nervously about an argument overheard over steaming tea. A ballerina in a music box dances to a haunting melody as it recalls an ominous visitor. Each object, bound by its past and the hands that have held it, offers fragments of a larger mystery. With time running out, our detective must determine which object holds the final, damning clue – before the murderer strikes again. None Age category: 14+
Edie
Theatre

Edie

1 Aug 2025 - 16 Aug 2025

Jessica Toltzis Never underestimate the power of a lesbian in love. Edie is based on the fabulous life of Edith Windsor and her sexy and tumultuous relationship with Thea Spyer. Edie sues the United States of America and convinces the Supreme Court to recognise the love that she and Thea share, changing the very definition of marriage. In her ground-breaking, decades-long journey, Edie struggles with the pain and joy of being herself while proving, once and for all, that love is love. This remarkable one-woman show stars award-winning actor, Jessica Toltzis. Scenes of a sexual nature, Strong language/swearing Age category: 14+
Echoes of Ghost Lake
Theatre
Musical

Echoes of Ghost Lake

12 Aug 2025 - 16 Aug 2025

NTNUGIPA Echoes of Ghost Lake tells of photographer Ah-Hua and Rukai youth Daru meeting in the Ghost Lake tribe. Initially clashing due to cultural differences, they gradually bond through elder Vuvu's wisdom. The play highlights Rukai rituals, Ghost Lake legends and cultural displays, exploring cultural identity and natural relationships. The music blends Rukai chants, Minnan Nanguan and modern electronic music, contrasting traditional tribes with modern cities. It culminates in a duet of traditional and modern dance, symbolising cultural inclusiveness and modern civilisation's inheritance. None
Church of the Clitori
Theatre
Cabaret

Church of the Clitori

2 Aug 2025 - 9 Aug 2025

Cum one, cum all. This show is for everybody. Partnered, single, friends, lovers. Think Sex and the City meets Book of Mormon. Sing the praises of goddesses. Listen to clit hits. Rejoice in mound sermons. Two smart, unapologetically funny, post-menopausal women in an immersive, laugh-out-loud show, satirising power and institutions and tackling anatomy and sexuality. An experience both joyful and subversive. There will be confessions. Multiple five-star orgasmic reviews. 'It’s always a pleasure worshipping at The Church of the Clitori' (Sydney Morning Herald). Audience participation, Contains distressing or potentially triggering themes, Scenes of a sexual nature, Strong language/swearing Age category: 16+
Famous Lost Birds
Theatre
Comedy

Famous Lost Birds

18 Aug 2025 - 24 Aug 2025

Land of Nod A down-on-his-luck impressionist, desperate for a meaty role that will satisfy his artistic cravings, is hired by a man on the run to swindle his blind, dying mother with the ultimate deception. Then: dates with Myra Hindley, glam rock gods, charity-cheque-sized death certificates, unexpectedly Cajun long-lost sons, street heroin, proctology appointments, Strava, misguided mobsters and a bit of bird-spotting, all held together by one man and his microphone…. Contains distressing or potentially triggering themes, Scenes of violence, Strong language/swearing Age category: 16+
Hurricane Party
Theatre
Comedy

Hurricane Party

18 Aug 2025 - 22 Aug 2025

Gumball Machine In the heart of Louisiana where hurricane parties are a way of life, three high school friends, a decade after graduation, find themselves in their hometown as a hurricane rolls in. What follows is a night of revelry and revelations as they navigate the storm both outside and within. With parts of the performance improvised, each show will present a unique exploration of the characters and their journeys. Get swept away by the humour and heart of this Southern tale of friendship. None Water/ wind special effects Age category: 12+
23 and Me and Somebody Else
Comedy

23 and Me and Somebody Else

2 Aug 2025 - 24 Aug 2025

Malia Moss Just took a DNA test – turns out I’m 100% not my dad’s biological daughter. In this deeply personal true story, Malia Moss unpacks a revelation that shattered the image she had come to associate herself with: a basic white fifth generation Texan. Now she grapples with the information uncovered by the DNA test, including being related to a holocaust survivor and a former Miss Universe contestant. Funny, devastating and deeply thought-provoking, this is a show that explores family secrets, identity and the miracle of human existence. Contains distressing or potentially triggering themes, Strong language/swearing Age category: 16+
Euripides' Iphigeneia in Tauris
Theatre

Euripides' Iphigeneia in Tauris

18 Aug 2025 - 24 Aug 2025

Intothedark Step into a dark world of dreams with Iphigeneia in Tauris. A land where sacrifice and fate are intertwined. This chillingly romantic tale of exile, deception and escape will ask you to search for hope in the face of doom. In the heart of danger, an exiled priestess torn between duty and family must confront her past. Experience the haunting history, the unbreakable bond of family in separation and the power of destiny. This production will immerse you in the lives of some of Euripides most renowned characters. Contains distressing or potentially triggering themes, Scenes of violence, Strong language/swearing Age category: 14+
Let's See How It Goes
Comedy
Stand-up

Let's See How It Goes

2 Aug 2025 - 9 Aug 2025

Laura Dorman and Irene Carbone Two comedians, two cultures, two fresh perspectives – what could go wrong? Laura (UK) and Irene (Italy/Switzerland) bring their sharp wit and unique experiences to this split-hour comedy experiment. From millennial struggles, nostalgia (remember MSN?) and language mishaps to life’s absurd expectations, career chaos and aging. They navigate it all with punchlines, stories, and unexpected twists. They don’t have all the answers, but they’re figuring it out – live, on stage and with you. A show full of laughter, surprises and maybe even some accidental wisdom. Audience participation, Strong language/swearing Age category: 16+
Shit Show: Improvised Soap Opera
Comedy
Improv
Sketch

Shit Show: Improvised Soap Opera

18 Aug 2025 - 24 Aug 2025

Incognito Improv Get ready for Shit Show: Improvised Soap Opera, where audience suggestions create three outrageous dramas, and three wild party scenes compete for the spotlight. One lucky audience member holds the power of the Salsa Card, ready to flip the script and send the story spiralling in unexpected directions. Packed with laughter, drama and spontaneous twists, this interactive improv experience guarantees a night of unforgettable chaos. Will your favourite party win? Will the Salsa Card save or sabotage the story? Join us for a hilarious, unpredictable, and downright good time! Audience participation, Scenes of a sexual nature, Strong language/swearing Age category: 16+
Daughter Daddy
Music

Daughter Daddy

2 Aug 2025 - 9 Aug 2025

Eagle Rock Theatre Company Lily, an imaginative 11-year-old, and her dad explore the musical eras of her life (so far). This family-friendly musical comedy celebrates the different stages of Lily’s life through banter and songs and takes a musical journey from Elmo to Elsa to Elphaba and beyond. Together, they perform hits from Frozen, Matilda and Wicked, to pop tunes from Taylor Swift, Dua Lipa, Pharrell Williams and other artists, as well as original songs. This Los Angeles-based father-daughter duo performs regularly. You can see Lily starring in over 25 Disney Princess Club episodes on the official Disney Princess YouTube channel! None
Come. See. Saw.
Comedy

Come. See. Saw.

2 Aug 2025 - 24 Aug 2025

Alex Walker Alex's Jigsaw journey started as a bit in 2023 when she binge watched SAW I through IX to prepare for the release of SAW X. It was during this period that Alex began to lose sense of where she ended and Billy the Doll began. Her neighbours began noticing their tools missing and strange traps set up in their mailboxes and sheds. COME. SEE. SAW. is an absurd character-based show about the untold “true” story of Billy the Doll. Who was Billy before SAW, and where is Billy now? Are you ready to play the game? Audience participation Age category: 14+
The First Two-Woman Show
Comedy
Storytelling

The First Two-Woman Show

18 Aug 2025 - 24 Aug 2025

Hannah Wolloch and Carolina Wood Have you ever seen a one woman show and thought, 'You know what's missing? Another woman.' This genre-defying work explores what happens when two best friends who do everything together attempt to do a one woman show... together. Watch as Hannah and Carolina interweave tales from their lives and confront deeply personal, existential questions: Who's getting more laughs? Who's connecting more with the audience? Who's having a better hair day? None Age category: 14+
In the Time of Your Life
Theatre

In the Time of Your Life

2 Aug 2025 - 9 Aug 2025

BaseLine Productions As a father prepares for life-altering surgery, his estranged daughter keeps reluctant watch. Time stretches, tensions rise and memories begin to bleed through the walls. The daughter he remembers is not the woman beside him now. In the space between what's said and left unsaid: what's still possible? Contains distressing or potentially triggering themes Age category: 16+
The Feminine Urge to Disappear
Theatre

The Feminine Urge to Disappear

2 Aug 2025 - 8 Aug 2025

Anna Watts and Staci Mize The Feminine Urge to Disappear is a hot pink play about the lengths that women have to go to feel safe in the workplace. Two women, X1 and X2, sip oat milk lattes at their favorite organic cafe as they #WorkFromHome. They are happy and safe in their girly existence, blissfully indulging in distractions, until the presence of [him] jolts them from their peaceful playfulness. As the danger increases, they plunge deeper into frivolous distractions; their reality is too much to bear. Contains distressing or potentially triggering themes Age category: 12+
Growing Pains

Growing Pains

2 Aug 2025 - 24 Aug 2025

Tessa is a teacher… or writer… or teacher… Not qualified for much, at 25, Tessa is a failed fringe writer, a sponge for her partner and tasked with inspiring the future with a GCSE class more focused on her demise than their exams. Mid-Twenties angst is real. With no answers, can Tessa, really, teach anyone… anything?” Growing pains, is a comedic look at the struggles of your mid-twenties and the hidden complexities of the public education system. The play follows comprehensive school teacher Tessa, who is a reluctant educator and a rejected visionary. Growing pains reflects on the difficulties of growing up and finding your place (whatever your age) and looks at the very human and systemic problems that make universal education so hard to get right. Comedy is often found in the harshest places… and nowhere’s harsher than a GCSE drama classroom dealing with teenagers. It’s not an easy job being a teacher… you could say it’s painful.
God, the Devil and Me

God, the Devil and Me

2 Aug 2025 - 24 Aug 2025

“Gabe is a perfectly average teenager, with perfectly average problems… except he is best friends with god and the devil. Gabe will have to navigate teenage life all while keeping two omnipotent beings in tow. GCSE stress… if only!” Welcome, to the weird and wonderful world of God, the devil and me, a one hour 10 minute surreal Brechtian comedy about a strange friendship that feels too good to be true and blurs the lines of “good” or “bad.” Oh, also… the protagonist has psychosis. Have you ever wondered what having two omnipotent beings on your shoulder might feel like? Then do we have the show for you. The show has creativity and humour to spare.
Dead Eyes
Theatre

Dead Eyes

18 Aug 2025 - 24 Aug 2025

Stirling University Drama Society A haunting psychological thriller that will twist your instincts and make you doubt your own judgment. Three ambitious interns begin work under a brilliant yet unnerving forensic psychologist. As ambition curdles into obsession, rivalries erupt and long-buried secrets claw their way to the surface. Who can be trusted when masks slip and the line between genius and madness fractures? Following their 'impressive' \*\*\*\* (BrigNews.com) Fringe debut In This Body Of Flame, Stirling University Drama Society present a chilling new production – where charm conceals malice and the deadliest eyes are the ones that feel nothing at all. Contains distressing or potentially triggering themes, Strong language/swearing Age category: 14+
Unlearning Mastery
Comedy

Unlearning Mastery

11 Aug 2025 - 16 Aug 2025

Daisy Fairclough A one-woman theatre show blending clown and bouffon with the absurd and insane. Following Elijah, a young boy living in an exaggerated reality reflecting our world. The show explores the alt right, Incel/Reddit culture and the normalisation of fascist politics, it mirrors the surreal, Machiavellian reality of today, utilising the sacred energy of the clown. Expect the grotesque, the heinous and chaotic, the sensitive, from this little sadistic clown Elijah, who you'll love to hate and hate to love. Contains distressing or potentially triggering themes Age category: 14+

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