Clinton Baptiste is the useless clairvoyant medium psychic from Peter Kay's smash hit comedy Phoenix Nights. Fresh from another sell-out UK tour, he's back to deliver the best of his recent work, plus some new bits. Join Clinton for his stories, jokes plus demonstrations of his amazing ability - and as always he'll be in the audience to give you truthful (but startling) readings from the spirit world! Not for the faint hearted.

Due to huge demand, John Shuttleworth returns to the Playhouse this November with Raise the Oof! Radio 4 favourite, comedy legend, and ‘the 42nd best reason to love Britain’ (The Telegraph) John Shuttleworth, is back with more hilarious stories and songs performed on his trusty Yamaha organ (with built-in auto accompaniment!) In Raise The Oof John celebrates 40 years in showbiz. Yes, it was 1985 when he met TV’s Clarinet Man – next door neighbour Ken Worthington who came last on New Faces in 73 (Tony Hatch crucified him!)

A night of laughter, cabaret, mystery, and glamour! Roll up, roll up...a scintillating night out of sparkling entertainment – the UK’s longest running burlesque show – is back touring the nation. And, it’s bigger than ever. Join us for the good old-fashioned night out as we bring you the ultimate variety show, blending stylish cabaret, comedy, music, circus and burlesque to light up all your senses. With world-class entertainers and stars of the stage and screen – prepare for an extravaganza of glitz and glamour! Expect fun, feathers and fabulous costumes as we pick from the finest selection of specialty artistes, cabaret and circus stars, comedians and champagne showgirls! It’s the perfect night for everyone. An Evening of Burlesque is filled with artistic spectacle that has enraptured audiences for centuries. This sensational variety show brings together a bounty of beautiful stars for an unrivalled variety show for the 21st Century! Expect the unexpected with plenty of glitter and glamour! It’s cocktails and cabaret o’clock! An Evening of Burlesque Cabaret - we are waiting for you!

Bring the sing to the greatest smash hits of the 80s! Jump in your Delorean and head back to the decade of Hair rock, New Romantics, rolled-up sleeves and Ra-Ra skirts.. Live band, giant sing-a-long lyrics, the greatest hits of the 80s Songs from A-Ha, Whitney Houston, Bonnie Tyler, Bon Jovi, Toto, Queen, Madonna, Phil Collins, and many more…

A night dedicated to worshipping at the altar of Taylor Swift: non-stop Swifty all night: deep cuts, extended mixes, fan favourites and all the hits. Do you have a Blank Space in your diary? Then this night is Taylor-made for you! Join fellow fans in a celebration of the genius of the Swift - because she'll never go out of Style.

Tribute triple bill tour featuring The Kopycat Killers, Scam Fender, and the Subarctic Monkeys

Another 'bracing flurry of idiocy' from the comedian Ed Gamble.

It's Christmaaaaas! Forget the frankincense and myrrh, you've got to bring the sing. We're excited for the return of Massaoke's Christmas sing-along at The Clapham Grand, to get you in the festive spirit. MASSAOKE is the best night out you’ll ever have – a euphoric, exhilarating live music experience with an extraordinary band smashing out megamixes, supercharged with confetti, inflatables, pyrotechnics and giant sing-along video lyrics… that’s right – the whole crowd sings together at a MASSAOKE show. For this festive edition, sing your heart out to all your favourite Christmas classics from the Massaoke hymn sheet from Mariah, to The Pogues, to Slade, Wizzard and much more. Expect confetti blasters, extraordinary costumes, inflatable microphones, and a huge dose of cathartic Christmas cheer. Gather all your naughty and nice friends and head to the Clapham Grand for a euphoric festive singalong like no other. We've also got Rockstar Weekend to help you sing your hearts out. Please be aware this is an unallocated standing show across the stalls and circle of the venue, with the circle located up four flights of stairs. We will fill the venue on a first come first served basis, starting with the stalls. Please arrive early to secure the best spot. For any access enquiries please email [email protected]. Please note this is a fully standing show. 18+ "Electrifying" - Time Out "One of London's best night's out" – Sunday Mirror "The euphoria of a mass karaoke sesh with your mates – on steroids” – Metro, London Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

Doors 6pm / show approx one hour after doors Shoot From The Hip bring their award-winning, TikTok-viral improvised comedy BACK to the Clapham Grand! Featuring chaotic games, epic scenes, and ever-so-slightly unhinged performances, their Metro, Evening Standard, and Time Out-recommended shows are completely unscripted, unpredictable – and unforgettable. "Pitched to perfection \[…\] Go and see them, and wear waterproof mascara." ★★★★★ - Reviews Hub "Jaw-achingly funny" ★★★★★ - Bookmarks and Stages ''Quick-witted and fast on their feet’ - ★★★★ Broadway World “As refined as it is ridiculous \[...\] not one to miss.” - ★★★★ Broadway Baby "Side-splitting quick wit" - The Evening Standard "Well worth a shot (pun intended)” - Time Out Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 14+ event (under 18s must be accompanied by an adult 21+)

Our famed Carnaval returns in 2026! Running 4pm - 10pm and with the best Samba / music / DJs in town. DOORS AT 4PM / LAST ENTRY 7PM Come join us for a samba-infused Sunday that will blast away your winter blues! This party always sells out, so make sure you buy in advance... Featuring live music, drummers, DJs, acrobats, facepainters, food and drink, this action-packed event will bring you the sizzling sights, sounds and flavours of Brazil. We’ll be dancing all night to samba, funk, house, MPB, bossa, forró, axé, pagode, sertanejo, hip hop, disco, sambass and much more! FEATURING LIVE MUSIC FROM: London’s best acts DJ playing the biggest hits from Brazil Performers, acrobats and dancers Authentic street food Caipirinha’s, Brahma & Themed cocktails Face painting Photo booth & much more! The Grand is opposite Clapham Junction station and is one of London’s most beautiful and historic venues. We hope you’ll agree that it’s the perfect place to celebrate Brazil’s biggest party of the year. DOORS - 4PM LAST ENTRY - 7PM EVENT END - 10PM AGE RESTRICTION - 18+ (Photo ID Essential) - For any ticketing queries please contact the DICE Help Centre. - For any accessibility requirements or tickets, please contact [email protected], where you shall receive a code to access and pay for your tickets. (availability depending) - For any other questions, please refer to our Contact / FAQ page - thegrand.info/contact - Please note there will be strobes, flashing lights, loud noises, confetti, the occasional balloon drop and other fun stuff used in the venue. If you have any concerns about this don't hesitate to contact us via [email protected] - we want to make sure you have a safe experience with us! Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

Show: Appprox 1 hr from doors Note: This performance is in Spanish Miguel Lago is celebrating 25 years on stage with his sixteenth consecutive season in theatres. To mark the occasion, he reopens the doors of his COMEDY CLUB. More than 50,000 spectators enjoyed this revolutionary version of the classic solo show last season, in which Miguel proves that he is freer than ever. Every week Lago shows why he is the ultimate reference in Spanish stand-up comedy. His Comedy Club, inspired by the great Broadway clubs, is a true temple of comedy where every performance is unique. What happens in the club stays in the club, so expect the unexpected at LAGO. New material, fresh routines, classic bits, reflections on current events and personal anecdotes - all with the unmistakable style and mastery of Miguel Lago. Staying true to the spirit of a pure stand-up comedy club, each show will feature guest comedians of all kinds. The secret of LAGO's success is simple: a perfect blend of sharp, intelligent and provocative humour combined with the energy and chemistry of an audience that makes each show unique. Every week, LAGO transforms the theatre into the city's premier comedy club. Important information: For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website. Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

Show in Spanish Language David Cepo arrives in Manchester to present his new show No Cruces Los Brazos (Dont Cross Your Arms). Are you ready to explode with laughter at the new show from the comedy star of the moment? David Cepo, comedian by birth and influencer by surprise, has become the new sensation on social networks thanks to his spontaneity and accessibility. Many of his videos have gone viral and now he is coming to the theatre with a show full of laughter and humour, where David will make you feel like the star of his own show So you have no excuse. Are you coming to live the experience? Then come on, you know what I mean? David Cepo is waiting for you to make you laugh. And you know, No Cruces los Brazos if you dont get the jokes.

Celebrate the MAYHEM UK Tour concluding with The Grand Goes Gaga AFTER PARTY on Saturday 4th October on our dance floor! Sat 4th October / Doors at 10:30pm / Live show and last entry: 12AM / DJs til close It's been 3 longs years since Lady Gaga last toured the UK, and now she's back with a HUGE world tour! Our first Gaga party in April absolutely blew the roof off, and we're now back with another live show, more DJs and dancers to mark the end of her London O2 dates! We wanna see those incredible looks, coke cans in hair, giant glasses/heels, tape bras, the LOT! Don't be afraid to go all out We'll be partying once again to Gaga through the ages, plus music from similar artists all night long Plus all our usual CLUB GRAND magic like confetti cannons, balloon drops, photo booths and more! Celebrating a birthday 2 weeks either side of this party? Come celebrate with us with a free ticket for yourself! Email in a photo of your ID to claim your free ticket for yourself, and rally your Monsters! As with all of our Grand Goes nights, this party will include an epic, HUGE live show with drag performers and dancers, amazing DJs playing Gaga (+friends) all night long, and hundreds of Monsters all partying together on our dance floor Obvs, this event is 18+. For any accessibility questions or further show information, please contact [email protected] For any ticketing assistance, please go to DICE's Help Centre where you can find answers to all FAQs and also contact the team for further help. Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

The Groove Chorus returns to The Clapham Grand on August 8th - so get ready to dance all night! Doors: 7pm Show starts: 8pm Show end: 11pm After party: 11pm-1am Featuring a choir of 90 singers and an 9-piece live band, they’ll be serving dance anthems with a disco twist Naturally, they’ll be joined by a resident pole dancer, Legziana, special drag quests & lots of extra surprises to make this night unforgettable. So mark your calendar, and let The Groove Chorus take you on a journey you won’t want to miss! For any ticketing enquiries please contact DICE's Help Centre first, or contact [email protected] Presented by The Clapham Grand. 18+

The Groove Chorus returns to The Clapham Grand for two back to back nights in September 2025. Get ready to dance all night! Doors: 7pm Show starts: 8pm Show end: 10.30pm Featuring a choir of 100 singers and an 9-piece live band, they’ll be serving dance anthems with a disco twist Naturally, they’ll be joined by a resident pole dancer, Legziana, special drag quests & lots of extra surprises to make this night unforgettable. So mark your calendar, and let The Groove Chorus take you on a journey you won’t want to miss! For any ticketing enquiries please contact DICE's Help Centre first, or contact [email protected] Presented by The Clapham Grand. 18+

Due to popular demand, The Groove Chorus returns to The Clapham Grand on November 7th. Get ready to dance all night! Doors: 7pm Show starts: 8pm Show end: 10.30pm Featuring a choir of 50 singers and an 9-piece live band, they’ll be serving dance anthems with a disco twist As with our previous Groove events, they’ll be joined by a resident pole dancer, Legziana, special drag guests & lots of extra surprises to make this night unforgettable. So mark your calendar, and let The Groove Chorus take you on a journey you won’t want to miss! For any ticketing enquiries please contact DICE's Help Centre first, or contact [email protected] Presented by The Clapham Grand. 18+

Lisa & Dan events are super excited to announce the Team Brunch!

Tribute to the infamous Oasis.

Sunday 12 October / doors 12pm / show approx one hour after doors Tom Scott presents: Lateral - A Live Comedy Panel Game Podcast Get ready for a night of sharp thinking and big laughs as Lateral takes to the stage at the iconic Clapham Grand as part of the Cheerful Earful Podcast Festival 2025. Hosted by YouTube favourite Tom Scott, this live edition of the hit panel game podcast invites a brilliant lineup of comedians to answer strange and surprising questions that require creative, lateral thinking. Joining Tom on stage are comedy heavyweights Ria Lina, Alasdair Beckett-King, and Iszi Lawrence - expect razor-sharp wit, unexpected logic leaps, and plenty of laughs as they tackle the weirdest problems you never knew needed solving. Part of the global Cheerful Earful Podcast Festival, bringing the world’s best podcast talent to live audiences. Find out more at cheerfulearful.co.uk Follow the festival on Instagram @CheerfulEarfulPodFest Follow Lateral @lateralcast 16+ All under 18s must be accompanied by an adult 21+. No more than two U18s per 21+ Important information: For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question. Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. 16+ All under 18s must be accompanied by an adult 21+. No more than two U18s per 21+

Sunday 12 October / doors 6pm / show approx 45 mins after doors BudPod with Phil Wang & Pierre Novellie - Live at Cheerful Earful Podcast Festival 2025 Comedy heavyweights Phil Wang (Netflix’s Philly Philly Wang Wang, Live at the Apollo) and Pierre Novellie (The Mash Report, Mock the Week) bring their hit podcast BudPod to the iconic Clapham Grand for their biggest live show to date - as part of Cheerful Earful Podcast Festival 2025. Expect all your favourite BudPod bits: there’ll be jingles, correspondence, and a live appearance from Lucky Kentucky - all delivered with the duo’s signature blend of absurdity, insight and properly funny podcasting chemistry. Whether you're a long-time “Bud” or brand new to the pod, this is going to be a chaotic, laugh-filled night you won’t want to miss. Part of the global Cheerful Earful Podcast Festival, showcasing the funniest podcasts from around the world. More info at cheerfulearful.co.uk Follow the festival on Instagram @CheerfulEarfulPodFest Follow BudPod @thebudpod Important information: For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question. Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

Sunday 12 October / doors 2.45pm / show approx 45 mins after doors Trusty Hogs - Live at Cheerful Earful Podcast Festival 2025 Join comedy powerhouses Helen Bauer (Daddy Look at Me, Live at the Apollo) and Catherine Bohart (Roast Battle, Mock the Week, 8 Out of 10 Cats) as they bring their brilliantly funny and delightfully chaotic podcast Trusty Hogs to the Clapham Grand for a special live recording. Each episode of Trusty Hogs sees Helen and Catherine tackle their own messy lives while solving listener problems with questionable wisdom and a lot of heart. Expect unfiltered chat, hilarious tangents, and a few surprises as they bring their signature blend of honesty, humour and friendship to the stage. Part of the global Cheerful Earful Podcast Festival, celebrating the world’s funniest podcasts with live shows across the UK, US, and Australia. Find out more at cheerfulearful.co.uk Follow the festival on Instagram @CheerfulEarfulPodFest Follow Trusty Hogs @trustyhogs Important information: For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question. Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

Sunday 19 October / doors 12.15pm / show approx one hour after doors Beware! Join clairvoyant, medium, and psychic Clinton Baptiste-famed from C4's "Peter Kay's Phoenix Nights"-as he guides you on a spiritual journey beyond the Celestial Curtain. Part of the global Cheerful Earful Podcast Festival, celebrating the world’s funniest podcasts with live shows across the UK, US, and Australia. Find out more at cheerfulearful.co.uk Follow the festival on Instagram @CheerfulEarfulPodFest Important information: For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question. Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

Beans on Toast wild folk people Book Launch Party Sunday 21st September - The Clapham Grand 6pm - 10pm. Tickets from £15 British folk legend and Clapham Grand regular Beans on Toast returns to South London's finest music hall to launch his new book, and he’s promising songs, stories, and special guests galore. The new book, Wild Folk People, is a heartwarming, rebellious, and deeply human collection of stories about the extraordinary characters who’ve inspired his songs. At this special seated show, Beans will play the songs and introduce the characters and their stories. The book will be available on the night, and Beans will be signing copies. The Clapham Grand, with its rich history of variety and performance, is the perfect home for this one-off event. Part book launch, part folk show, part celebration of storytelling. This promises to be a unique evening from the one-of-a-kind songwriter, storyteller, and performer. \---- "It almost comes as a prerequisite when you’re a folk singer, but Beans on Toast really is a great storyteller." Louder Than War "He's a proper folksinger, a yarn-spinner, a character and a sage" Frank Turner "A master of his art" Full Pelt Https://beansontoastmusic.Com/ - For any ticketing queries please contact [email protected] - For any accessibility requirements or tickets, please contact [email protected], where you shall receive a code to access and pay for your tickets. (availability depending) - For any other questions, please refer to our Contact / FAQ page - thegrand.info/contact - Please note there will be strobes, flashing lights, loud noises, confetti, the occasional balloon drop and other fun stuff used in the venue. If you have any concerns about this don't hesitate to contact us via [email protected] - we want to make sure you have a safe experience with us! Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 14+ event (under 18s must be accompanied by an adult 21+)

Sunday 24th August Doors: 4pm LONDON... it’s the MTR BANK HOLIDAY MATINEE SPECIAL! Sunday 24th August @ the clapham grand 4pm-9pm bank holiday Sunday daytime rave Sing. Dance. Belt your heart out. This event is strictly 18+. Valid physical photo ID is required We’re back in the capital for a daytime musical theatre rave like no other - and this time, it’s taking over the legendary Clapham Grand on Bank Holiday Sunday! This isn’t just any venue - the Grand is a historic Grade II listed theatre, a former music hall built for drama, spectacle, and singalongs. Honestly? It was born to host a musical theatre rave. Expect velvet balconies, soaring ceilings, confetti cannons, and a crowd that knows all the words to Seasons of Love. Whether you’re a jazz hand junkie, a Sondheim superfan, or just here to Defy Gravity with a Clapham cocktail in hand, this is your spotlight moment! What to expect? Non-Stop Musical Theatre Anthems - From Broadway bangers to West End icons, it’s back-to-back belters from curtain up to encore. ★ Themed Performers & Live Entertainment Mass Singalongs & Lip Sync Battles Dress-Up Encouraged Doors at 4PM - Last entry 6PM - Party ends 9PM (but you'll still be humming Les Mis on the night bus home). Early Bird Tickets LIVE NOW! Tag your theatre gang, grab your glitter, and book your spotlight. Because this Bank Holiday, the only thing limited should be the run of Cats. ★★ End Scene★★ ★★Important information: ★★For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

Welcome to larger than life independent wrestling. Welcome to Riot Cabaret! We're back at The Clapham Grand on the last stop to our biggest show of the year! With Forbidden Door weekend behind us, it’s time to for all the fallout from a history-making Riot Cabaret show. Expect hard-hitting and high-flying action, jaw-dropping surprises, and the most impeccable vibes anywhere in the capital. It's everything you need to make Tuesday the best night of your week! Looking to organise a night out with a difference? Sure thing: take advantage of our group booking discount to give your friends and workmates an unforgettable night out! Or why not go for a VIP Royal Box to truly enjoy the show in style? Doors: 18:30 Pre-Show: 19:20 First Bell: 19:30 Approximate Finish: 22:30 PLEASE NOTE: This event is 14+ (under 18s must be accompanied by an adult 21+) Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 14+ event (under 18s must be accompanied by an adult 21+)

Soca Republic Concert - Carnival Edition Doors: 6PM Show starts: 7PM Show ends: 11PM Relive the moments of Soca Republic & join for our first Carnival Edition Concert. We're bringing Artists from across the Caribbean Islands to perform with a full live band plus a line up of DJs to keep you fully entertained. Get ready to sing along and dance to some of the most talented artists in Soca, Jab, Dennery Segment, Calypso & Creole Rhythms. It's an evening of pace, energy and sweet whines... A Soca carnival concert to remember to get you ready for the road of Notting Hill Carnival with your rags, flags & feathers, let's celebrate culture together! Headline Acts: Live from St Lucia Lavaman GD @lavamandrealmad1 Live from St Lucia Sedale @sedaledts Live from from Trinidad and Tobago Erphaan Alves @erphaanalve Live from from Trinidad and Tobago Erphaan Alves @anikaberrymusic Representing Guyana Pahjo @pahjomusicofficial Special UK Soca Artist representing Grenadian Jab culture MERZY @itsmerzyagain Previous international & local Soca Artists performers have included Edwin Yearwood, Terri Lyons, Terrah Dan, Walkes, Deevine, K-Lee, Scrappy Sinon, Vibez King Backed by One The Band DJs QT 2hype & Hyper Spice Hosted by Batch Presented by Radiate Festival Admission age 14+ with Guardian over 21 Important information: For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is a 14+ event. Under 18s must be accompanied by and adult 21+

Join us for an electrifying night as DFIU Events presents: Haus of Aja - Birmingham! Get ready to experience the fierce and fabulous performances by the talented Haus of Aja. This event promises to be a night to remember, filled with unforgettable entertainment. Don't miss out on this incredible opportunity to witness the magic of Haus of Aja live in Birmingham! Vip meet & greet doors: 6pm

We are so excited to announce our next UK Garage Brunch. This one is at the world famous Clapham Grand!

An Audience with Petr Čech - Tuesday 7th October 2025 door times: vip m&g: 6pm General Admission: 7PM Show starts: Approx. 7:45PM From humble beginnings as a triplet born into the turmoil of 1980s Czechoslovakia, Petr Čech’s legendary resilience was forged early-surviving a childhood skull fracture that would later make is iconic headgear a symbol of defiance. Growing up amid the collapse of the Soviet bloc and the crumbling of communist rule, Čech’s character was shaped by adversity and change. That unyielding spirit propelled him from Chmel Blšany to Sparta Prague, where he set a league record with an incredible 904 minutes without conceding-a feat that announced his arrival as a truly exceptional goalkeeper on the world stage. His brilliance led to Rennes, and then to a record-setting transfer to Chelsea, where he became a Premier League icon and the most capped player in Czech history. At Chelsea, Čech became a fortress-shattering records as the undisputed king of clean sheets with 228 to his name and delivering the club’s first ever Champions League with his penalty-saving heroics. His gloves turned hope into history at Stamford Bridge; as a four-time Premier League champion, his miraculous saves and title-winning nights wrote a legacy in silverware, sealed forever in legend. After football, Čech’s hunger for challenge saw him become a professional ice hockey goaltender, suiting up for teams like Guildford Phoenix and Belfast Giants, proving that true greatness is forged in persistence and the relentless urge to compete. Now, for one unforgettable night, step inside the mind and heart of the man behind the legend. Join us at the Clapham Grand for An Audience with Petr Čech-an evening of inspiration, laughter, and the untold stories of a life lived at the very edge of performance. Witness greatness, up close and personal. Secure your seat. Meet the man. Be inspired. ★★Important information: ★★For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. 14+ (All under 18s to be accompanied by an over 21)

A spellbinding live concert celebrating the music from cinema’s most whimsical and eerie masterpieces - from Tim Burton’s gothic fantasy films to cult classics of the dark and magical. doors: 8:30pm show start: 9:30pm Programme: 75 minutes of spine-tingling, heartwarming, and otherworldly music, performed live by a chamber orchestra and supported by evocative live vocals, featuring unforgettable themes from: The Nightmare Before Christmas Edward Scissorhands Charlie & The Chocolate Factory Corpse Bride Alice in Wonderland Batman Beetlejuice Sleepy Hollow Labyrinth Wednesday The Addams Family From the creators of The Best of Hans Zimmer & Film Favourites Illuminated, this brand-new orchestral journey dives into the magic, mischief, and melancholy of dark fantasy cinema. Disclaimer: The Illuminated Orchestra and its events are not affiliated with the films and composers listed. All trademarks are the property of their respective owners. AGE RESTRICTION: 12+ (under 18s to be accompanied by an adult 21+) Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 12+ event (under 18s must be accompanied by an adult 21+)

The Noel Mckoy Tribute Celebration III Doors: 5:00PM Join us as we honour Noel’s legacy with an unforgettable evening of music, love, and unity. Featuring performances by some of the UK’s finest artists, musicians, and DJs. "Let’s celebrate and commemorate!” More details coming soon... For any ticketing assistance, please go to DICE's Help Centre where you can find answers to all FAQs and also contact the team for further help. If you can’t find the answer you need, then please email [email protected] and cc [email protected] For any accessibility requirements or tickets, please contact [email protected]. If your event is on DICE, you shall receive a code to access and pay for your tickets. (availability depending). If tickets are through another provider, you will be instructed on what to do. For any other questions, please refer to our Contact / FAQ page - thegrand.info/contact Please note there will be strobes, flashing lights, loud noises, confetti, the occasional balloon drop and other fun stuff used in the venue. If you have any concerns about this don't hesitate to contact us via [email protected] - we want to make sure you have a safe experience with us! Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

Introducing an evening with Steve Bracknall, the man behind the legend of Royal Oak FC. The show will showcase all of Steve's best bits including live training drills, Key members of the coaching team and squad plus special guest interviews. The hour and a half long show of guaranteed humour will provide a great insight into the struggles of non league football and Steve's rise to the top. A quote from Steve: It’s time for me to meet The Royal Oak fanbase. Ever since I became viral online, I’ve made it my mission to be fully transparent with the fanbase. That’s why I’ve decided to host a series of live shows in the UK to let the fans see behind the scenes and learn more about the inner workings of the country's favourite Sunday league team. Expect special guests, a meat raffle, Bob the Bucket and much more.

Experience the magic of Baby Gospel, an uplifting family concert blending soul, Motown, and gospel classics, performed by talented members of London’s acclaimed CK Gospel Choir. Sing, clap, and groove along to iconic hits from Marvin Gaye, Bob Marley, Adele, Jackie Wilson, Pharrell, and more. Enjoy traditional gospel songs and familiar nursery rhymes in a relaxed, child-friendly setting, complete with bubbles and interactive moments perfect for all ages – from newborns to school kids, parents, and grandparents! The performance lasts approximately 45 minutes, with doors opening 15 minutes beforehand. CK Gospel Choir’s members are gifted professionals celebrated for their passion for gospel music. Having performed alongside stars like Beverley Knight, Peter Andre, and Alfie Boe, they bring unmatched energy and soul to every show.

Thursday September 4th / doors 6.30pm / show approx one hour after doors Presented by the Ood-brains behind the smash hit Gallifrey Cabaret... WHO KNOWS?! A Whoniverse Quiztacular Assemble your best TARDIS team and prepare for battle at the greatest quiz-show in Time + Space! Think you know your Daleks from your Sea Devils? Your Quarks from your Ptings? And just how long is the average sonic screwdriver anyway..? From Alpha Centauri to Zygor, we'll be testing and teasing your knowledge of all things Doctor Who - feat. bonus rounds, entertainment, prizes - all hosted by your Doctor/Games Mxster Reece Connolly, with official adjudication by Carrot as the fearsome Anne Droid, live from the Game Station (formerly known as The Clapham Grand)! Teams are up to 6 players and will be registered on the night, please buy one ticket per player. Players can buy tickets separately and create the team on the night. Do prepare a sufficiently geeky team name, bonus points up for grabs! Vaporization by the Anne Droid is undertaken at contestants' own risk. Seating is secured on a first come, first served basis so get there early to secure a good spot! DISCLAIMER: this is an unofficial fan event, not affiliated with the official Doctor Who brand (even tho we love them very very much xoxox) Important information: This is an 18+ event For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

SPOOKMINCE - the annual haunted homo-hoedown from the BEEFMINCE is taking over the majestic Clapham Grand for a night of monstrous beats, killer looks, and spine-tingling fun until 4am. Dirty disco & haunted house from special guest DJs Scary outfits strongly encouraged, with prizes for best lewks Gogo Ghouls Full line up TBA Presented by BEEFMINCE. This is an 18+ event.

UK garage workout - Sat 23rd August! session 1: 12pm - 2pm / session 2: 2:30pm - 4:30pm. This is an 18+ event. Physical Photo ID is required. This event has two sessions through the day - please buy for either Session 1, Session 2 (or both, if you're feeling fancy!) and show up in accordance with time detailed below. Lisa Maffia & Dan Jolly are putting together a UK Garage workout on Saturday 23rd August 2025 There will be 2 sessions both held at Clapham Grand. Whether you are someone who likes a HIIT workout, love to dance or just love UK Garage music this is the perfect place for you! Join us for a high-energy workout like no other! This isn’t just a fitness class-it’s a garage fitness challenge! Whether you’re a seasoned pro or just looking to break a sweat, our UK Garage workout has something for everyone. What’s in store: Live Performance from LISA MAFFIA Dan Jolly spinning your favourite garage tracks all without! Free Personal Trainer guiding you through every move Warm up, HIIT, and Dance Classes Event Highlights: 2 hours of fitness that feels like a party Engage with like-minded fitness lovers Take home key fitness tips for your journey this year! session 1 11:45am Check in 12:00pm Yoga & Stretches with Kelly 12:40pm HIIT Class with our expert PT ALEX Al-AMEEN 1:20 Dance Cardio Blast- Fun, high-energy Dance Class moves with our Expert PAGE BARRINGTON 1:40 The Dance Party Finale with LISA MAFFIA - Celebrate your achievements and dance the day away! session 2 2:15pm Check in 2:30pm Yoga & Stretches with Kelly 3:10pm HIIT Class with our expert PT ALEX Al-AMEEN 3:50 Dance Cardio Blast- Fun, high-energy Dance Class moves with our Expert PAGE BARRINGTON - each dance class is different to the last! 4:10pm The Dance Party Finale with LISA MAFFIA - Celebrate your achievements and dance the day away! Win prizes, lots of giveaways and the most fun workout you will go to! What to bring: Comfortable shoes Hand towel An open mind and your best dance moves! Don’t miss out-grab your tickets today and let’s make fitness a party! Important information: For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

Friday 29 August / doors 7pm Bark at the Moon - A Night for Ozzy All profits from the night will be donated to Cure Parkinson’s to support Parkinson’s research in honour of Ozzy’s battle with the illness. We have lost one of the greatest rockstars to grace this earth and we know that like us, lots of you will want to celebrate his life and work. Join us for a heavy metal tribute like no other - a night dedicated to the Prince of Darkness himself, Ozzy Osbourne. Expect a full-throttle celebration from the inception of metal via Black Sabbath, through his incredible solo career to his final performance. Our DJs will be taking you Paranoid War Pigs on a journey throughout the night and we hope you can join us as aboard the Crazy Train as we celebrate Ozzy Osbourne This isn’t just about the music. Let’s raise hell for charity and Bark At The Moon together Celebrating your birthday between August 22nd & Sept 5th? Then you get free entry! We also offer free entry to NHS staff. E-mail us on [email protected] with the subject ‘Ozzy Night London' to claim. Important information: For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

Join Rory Powers and Kit Grier Mulvenna - hosts of This Paranormal Life, for their 'Flat World Tour' coming to Glasgow this October.

Friday 19 September / doors open 10.30pm London, are you ready to feel the KPOP fever? Step into a night of non-stop energy, epic beats, and pure Hallyu magic! Our DJs are bringing the ultimate KPOP experience - spinning everything from chart-topping bangers to fan-favorites and legendary anthems. Whether you're a seasoned stan or a curious newcomer, get ready to dance, sing, and vibe all night long. This isn’t just a party - it’s a full-blown KPOP takeover! This is an after party for Bloo's performance at The Clapham Grand, those not attending the gig are still welcome to come along to the K-Pop Party! music Expect to hear all the biggest bangers from the likes of BTS, BlackPink, Stray Kids, Twice, IVE, EXO, GOT7, Aespa, 2PM, Big Bang, Le Serrafim, Red Velvet, WINNER, ATEEZ, NCT, iKON, New Jeans, Seventeen, Girls' Generation, Zerobaseone, ITZY, LOONA, Together X Tomorrow, RIZE, Enhypen, SHINee, Monsta X, THE BOYZ, (G)I-dle, EVERGLOW, Hyuna, Jessi, PSY, Zico, Jay Park, DPR Live, Dean, Dok2 and many more! Invite your friends and fellow KPOP enthusiasts to the ultimate KPOP party in London. Share this event and let's make it a night to remember! Celebrating your birthday between September 9th and 29th? Then you get free entry! E-mail us on [email protected] with the subject ‘K-Pop London' to claim. Important information: For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

doors 7pm / show approx one hour after doors / show end 10pm / meet and greet 10:15 Katie and Kerry are heading to Clapham Junction as part of their tell-all tour! Having been friends for over twenty years, they are looking forward to hitting the road together and sharing stories of marriage and divorce, bankruptcy, ‘I’m A Celebrity’, the importance of family, their constant press attention and turning their lives around... There will also be music, singing, dancing and an opportunity for audience questions. This is an evening that promises to be warm, inspirational and a lot of fun 16+ (All U18s must be accompanied by an adult 18+. No more than 2 U18s per 18+) For any ticketing assistance, please go to DICE's Help Centre where you can find answers to all FAQs and also contact the team for further help. If you can’t find the answer you need, then please email [email protected] and cc [email protected] For any accessibility requirements or tickets, please contact [email protected]. If your event is on DICE, you shall receive a code to access and pay for your tickets. (availability depending). If tickets are through another provider, you will be instructed on what to do. For any other questions, please refer to our Contact / FAQ page - thegrand.info/contact Please note there will be strobes, flashing lights, loud noises, confetti, the occasional balloon drop and other fun stuff used in the venue. If you have any concerns about this don't hesitate to contact us via [email protected] - we want to make sure you have a safe experience with us! Presented by The Clapham Grand. 16+ (All U18s must be accompanied by an adult 18+. No more than 2 U18s per 18+)