Clinton Baptiste is the useless clairvoyant medium psychic from Peter Kay's smash hit comedy Phoenix Nights. Fresh from another sell-out UK tour, he's back to deliver the best of his recent work, plus some new bits. Join Clinton for his stories, jokes plus demonstrations of his amazing ability - and as always he'll be in the audience to give you truthful (but startling) readings from the spirit world! Not for the faint hearted.

Due to huge demand, John Shuttleworth returns to the Playhouse this November with Raise the Oof! Radio 4 favourite, comedy legend, and ‘the 42nd best reason to love Britain’ (The Telegraph) John Shuttleworth, is back with more hilarious stories and songs performed on his trusty Yamaha organ (with built-in auto accompaniment!) In Raise The Oof John celebrates 40 years in showbiz. Yes, it was 1985 when he met TV’s Clarinet Man – next door neighbour Ken Worthington who came last on New Faces in 73 (Tony Hatch crucified him!)

A night of laughter, cabaret, mystery, and glamour! Roll up, roll up...a scintillating night out of sparkling entertainment – the UK’s longest running burlesque show – is back touring the nation. And, it’s bigger than ever. Join us for the good old-fashioned night out as we bring you the ultimate variety show, blending stylish cabaret, comedy, music, circus and burlesque to light up all your senses. With world-class entertainers and stars of the stage and screen – prepare for an extravaganza of glitz and glamour! Expect fun, feathers and fabulous costumes as we pick from the finest selection of specialty artistes, cabaret and circus stars, comedians and champagne showgirls! It’s the perfect night for everyone. An Evening of Burlesque is filled with artistic spectacle that has enraptured audiences for centuries. This sensational variety show brings together a bounty of beautiful stars for an unrivalled variety show for the 21st Century! Expect the unexpected with plenty of glitter and glamour! It’s cocktails and cabaret o’clock! An Evening of Burlesque Cabaret - we are waiting for you! Content is subject to change. Over-18s advised

Bring the sing to the greatest smash hits of the 80s! Jump in your Delorean and head back to the decade of Hair rock, New Romantics, rolled-up sleeves and Ra-Ra skirts.. Live band, giant sing-a-long lyrics, the greatest hits of the 80s Songs from A-Ha, Whitney Houston, Bonnie Tyler, Bon Jovi, Toto, Queen, Madonna, Phil Collins, and many more…

A night dedicated to worshipping at the altar of Taylor Swift: non-stop Swifty all night: deep cuts, extended mixes, fan favourites and all the hits. Do you have a Blank Space in your diary? Then this night is Taylor-made for you! Join fellow fans in a celebration of the genius of the Swift - because she'll never go out of Style.

Acclaimed Northumbrian singer-songwriter drawing comparisons to John Martyn and Captain Beefheart.

Baba Yaga's Hut Presents: Jim Jarmusch and Jozef Van Wissem ★★★9th July 2025 - The Clapham Grand★★★ Jim Jarmusch and Jozef Van Wissem met on the streets of New York in 2006. They shared a lot of interest and background so a collaboration and a friendship was born. Jarmusch was looking to have Van Wissem compose a score for a film he had been trying to make for years, what he described as a “crypto-vampire film” about two lovers, outsider types who have been in love for hundreds of years. Van Wissem’s work comes from a tradition of avant-garde minimalism and lends itself well to the director’s stark cinematic works. Jarmusch has played guitar in bands on and off since the late ‘70s. Van Wissem’s compositional style involves hypnotic circular musical phrases that allow for a lot of contemplative space between the notes. Their first live performance was in Issue Project Room in Brooklyn in October 2011, where they appeared together for a Van Wissem curated concert program called “New Music for Early Instruments.” The idea for their first album, Concerning the Entrance Into Eternity (Important Records) developed from their live performance. Jarmusch has said that he considers these songs as Van Wissem’s compositions, and sees himself as someone filling in the background to Jozef ’s foreground, like the “scenic” on a film shoot, the one who paints the backdrops. “The sound of the lute is as bright as the sun, a beautiful red color and my stuff sounds sort of like the moon, more like blue, like mercury.” For any ticketing enquiries please contact DICE's Help Centre first, or contact [email protected] Presented by The Clapham Grand. 14+. All U18s must be accompanied by someone 21+. No more than two U18s per over 21.

Tribute triple bill tour featuring The Kopycat Killers, Scam Fender, and the Subarctic Monkeys

Another 'bracing flurry of idiocy' from the comedian Ed Gamble.

It's Christmaaaaas! Forget the frankincense and myrrh, you've got to bring the sing. We're excited for the return of Massaoke's Christmas sing-along at The Clapham Grand, to get you in the festive spirit. MASSAOKE is the best night out you’ll ever have – a euphoric, exhilarating live music experience with an extraordinary band smashing out megamixes, supercharged with confetti, inflatables, pyrotechnics and giant sing-along video lyrics… that’s right – the whole crowd sings together at a MASSAOKE show. For this festive edition, sing your heart out to all your favourite Christmas classics from the Massaoke hymn sheet from Mariah, to The Pogues, to Slade, Wizzard and much more. Expect confetti blasters, extraordinary costumes, inflatable microphones, and a huge dose of cathartic Christmas cheer. Gather all your naughty and nice friends and head to the Clapham Grand for a euphoric festive singalong like no other. We've also got Rockstar Weekend to help you sing your hearts out. Please be aware this is an unallocated standing show across the stalls and circle of the venue, with the circle located up four flights of stairs. We will fill the venue on a first come first served basis, starting with the stalls. Please arrive early to secure the best spot. For any access enquiries please email [email protected]. Please note this is a fully standing show. 18+ "Electrifying" - Time Out "One of London's best night's out" – Sunday Mirror "The euphoria of a mass karaoke sesh with your mates – on steroids” – Metro, London Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

Note: This performance is in Spanish La Nueva Normalidad’ - The New Normal’ is a stand-up comedy routine that captures everything that has happened since March 2020 until... well, forever! Because this is here to stay. Everything that unfolded in the wake of COVID... (I’m dropping the 19’ as the virus has been around so long we’re practically on first-name terms). It was all so unprecedented that it’s worth revisiting and summing up from a light-hearted, humorous, critical, and at times absurd perspective. This is quintessential Clavero style, whose sole aim with La Nueva Normalidad’ is to have you laughing your head off-maybe even more than you did in the old normal. Enjoy it! For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

Doors 6pm / show approx one hour after doors Shoot From The Hip bring their award-winning, TikTok-viral improvised comedy BACK to the Clapham Grand! Featuring chaotic games, epic scenes, and ever-so-slightly unhinged performances, their Metro, Evening Standard, and Time Out-recommended shows are completely unscripted, unpredictable – and unforgettable. "Pitched to perfection \[…\] Go and see them, and wear waterproof mascara." ★★★★★ - Reviews Hub "Jaw-achingly funny" ★★★★★ - Bookmarks and Stages ''Quick-witted and fast on their feet’ - ★★★★ Broadway World “As refined as it is ridiculous \[...\] not one to miss.” - ★★★★ Broadway Baby "Side-splitting quick wit" - The Evening Standard "Well worth a shot (pun intended)” - Time Out Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 14+ event (under 18s must be accompanied by an adult 21+)

Our famed Carnaval returns in 2026! Running 4pm - 10pm and with the best Samba / music / DJs in town. DOORS AT 4PM / LAST ENTRY 7PM Come join us for a samba-infused Sunday that will blast away your winter blues! This party always sells out, so make sure you buy in advance... Featuring live music, drummers, DJs, acrobats, facepainters, food and drink, this action-packed event will bring you the sizzling sights, sounds and flavours of Brazil. We’ll be dancing all night to samba, funk, house, MPB, bossa, forró, axé, pagode, sertanejo, hip hop, disco, sambass and much more! FEATURING LIVE MUSIC FROM: London’s best acts DJ playing the biggest hits from Brazil Performers, acrobats and dancers Authentic street food Caipirinha’s, Brahma & Themed cocktails Face painting Photo booth & much more! The Grand is opposite Clapham Junction station and is one of London’s most beautiful and historic venues. We hope you’ll agree that it’s the perfect place to celebrate Brazil’s biggest party of the year. DOORS - 4PM LAST ENTRY - 7PM EVENT END - 10PM AGE RESTRICTION - 18+ (Photo ID Essential) - For any ticketing queries please contact the DICE Help Centre. - For any accessibility requirements or tickets, please contact [email protected], where you shall receive a code to access and pay for your tickets. (availability depending) - For any other questions, please refer to our Contact / FAQ page - thegrand.info/contact - Please note there will be strobes, flashing lights, loud noises, confetti, the occasional balloon drop and other fun stuff used in the venue. If you have any concerns about this don't hesitate to contact us via [email protected] - we want to make sure you have a safe experience with us! Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

Uk Garage Brunch! Valid physical Photo ID is required! We are super excited to announce our next UK Garage Brunch - back for 2025! Bringing you the hottest names and vibes from the UK Garage Scene, headed up by the iconic Lisa Maffia and DJ Dan Jolly featuring an hour of bottomless cocktails & chicken! Get your tickets now! This event is held on Saturday 31st May 2025 at The Clapham Grand 12pm - 5pm If you have any dietary requirements or need to request vegan/vegetarian options for food, please email Dan from the Garage Brunch UK team on [email protected]. You must do this by the Wednesday before the event, at the latest (Wed 28th May)!!! Please note: Bottomless booze finishes at 1:30pm. FOOD & DRINK Bottomless rum punch cocktails Bottomless 12:30pm - 1:30pm Food by Thunderbird Chicken V (Quorn) Vegan option available. Please contact us 3 days prior the event For any ticketing queries please contact DICE's Help Centre first, or contact [email protected] Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

Jump aboard the queerest Tardis in time and space for a night of cosmic drag and cabaret, all inspired by the greatest TV show in the universe – Doctor Who. As we adventure through the variety-vortex, prepare for a supermassive night of extraterrestrial entertainment feat. an interstellar line-up, lots of surprises, and all the cosmic chaos you could dream of… Because as always with the Doctor – expect the unexpected… Our vortex manipulators are fully-charged, our sonics are ready to be screwdrivered. We’re gonna exterminate the dancefloor, cos there ain’t no party like a Time Lord party. The future is here, and it’s queer! “Hilarious and beautiful and wonderful and wild. Actually, one of the best nights of my whole life” - Russell T Davies “Celebrates Doctor Who in the most fun, feel-good way possible, in a space where everyone is welcome” - The Reviews Hub Content note: Strong language, adult themes, partial nudity, loud noises, flashing and moving lights, haze.

Brutus Gold's Love Train in London: DISCO INFERNO Doors: 7PM Show start: 8PM Don a wig and Do the Hustle! The original Disco experience is coming to Clapham Junction! Strap yourselves in, hold on tight the Disco Mothership the legendary ‘Love Train’ steam into the Clapham Grand London, Dance till your feet are sore as the UK’s most original Disco experience steams into London on June 13th. The Love Train, a real-life Disco Inferno: has the power to transport crowds back to the glorious and carefree days of platform shoes and polyester. Boogie the night away to a soundtrack of A-Z Disco Classics, lead by Puerto Rican Love God DJ ‘Brutus Gold’, along with his cohort of 70's superstars, who will take you on a journey like never before. Guests are in for a treat as the Clapham Grand comes to life with astounding production and glamorous scenery, taking crowds back to the days when Disco ruled. Expect a night of non-stop fun. Do 'The Hustle’ and have the chance to participate in the legendary ‘Disco-Dance-Off’, where contenders battle-it-out on stage to win the world’s most coveted prizes (not to mention the crown of 'The Greatest Dancer’). In the unlikely case that you’re not familiar with Brutus Gold’s Love Train and it’s all star cast, (where have you been) there’s no better time to discover the spell-binding extravaganza of 70’s dance, zany humour and intimate interaction which has made it so successful. Over more than 30 years, The Love Train has received international recognition as the number 1 disco show, with accolades from MTV, Owen Wilson, and Tina Turner, who revealed she “Danced All Night” at her private party. First Timers have to see it to believe it. More recently the show performed in the main arena the ‘Boogietown’ Festival in Waltham on Thames receiving rave reviews from the festival goers. Welcoming all party-goers to join the celebration, this is the perfect occasion to let your hair down and have the time of your life. And remember, take the opportunity to get dressed up and come along as your favourite 70s pop star, or favourite movie or TV icon - there’s no rules, just keep it cool. Get ready for Friday June 13th, Don your Finest Fro, Flaunt your flares and Pull on your Dancing shoes - From the First to the Last Dance, be prepared to be Lost in Music and feel the Good Times in a night full of freedom and fun! This is an 18+ event ★★Important information: ★★For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question. Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

Thursday 19 June / doors 6.30pm / show 7.30pm Stand Up for Refugees with Refugee Action brings you laughs with top comedians Jen Brister, Ali Woods, Tadiwa Mahlunge, Olga Koch, Milo Edwards, Esther Manito, Mark Watson, Sikisa, Rajiv Karia and Kiri Pritchard-McLean. This is not just a night out-it's a chance to be part of something bigger. It’s all happening during Refugee Week, when communities across the UK will celebrate the contributions of refugees. By attending Stand Up for Refugees, you’ll be rejecting the hostility that refugees face in the UK, and celebrating the power of community and laughter. Every penny raised from this event will support Refugee Action’s work in welcoming refugees, campaigning for their rights, and offering support and advice to people who have had to flee their homes. ★★Important information:★★ For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question. Line-ups subject to change. Refunds will not be offered in the event of line-up change. Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

Show: Appprox 1 hr from doors Note: This performance is in Spanish Miguel Lago is celebrating 25 years on stage with his sixteenth consecutive season in theatres. To mark the occasion, he reopens the doors of his COMEDY CLUB. More than 50,000 spectators enjoyed this revolutionary version of the classic solo show last season, in which Miguel proves that he is freer than ever. Every week Lago shows why he is the ultimate reference in Spanish stand-up comedy. His Comedy Club, inspired by the great Broadway clubs, is a true temple of comedy where every performance is unique. What happens in the club stays in the club, so expect the unexpected at LAGO. New material, fresh routines, classic bits, reflections on current events and personal anecdotes - all with the unmistakable style and mastery of Miguel Lago. Staying true to the spirit of a pure stand-up comedy club, each show will feature guest comedians of all kinds. The secret of LAGO's success is simple: a perfect blend of sharp, intelligent and provocative humour combined with the energy and chemistry of an audience that makes each show unique. Every week, LAGO transforms the theatre into the city's premier comedy club. Important information: For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website. Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

IT’S TIME TO SWEAT... at the UK's biggest electro-pop club night and Charli xcx party, featuring the biggest electronic DJs, drag acts and gogos until 3am. AND... on the Saturday night of Mighty Hoopla festival, too! ★ Sat 31st May / Doors 11pm / Last Entry 12:30am You partied to Brat in 2024... Now, it’s time to SWEAT in 2025 at CLUB GRAND We'll be joined by a HUGE line-up of our biggest-ever guests this extra special version of SWEAT, including: \- HEIDI MONTAG. Star of hit reality show The Hills, acclaimed singer with over 100M streams and remixes from previous SWEAT DJ Only Fire, we cannot WAIT to welcome Heidito our stage for a one-off, extra special appearance before she takes to the main stage at Hoopla on Sunday. \- A'WHORA. She's back back back again baby, she tore the house down when she performed at our SWEAT DragCon After Party and she's here to do it all over again. Expect pure bratty energy from this gal! \- TETE BANG. Our Queen bratty DJ is back once again on the decks, hopping straight over from Mighty Hoopla to our decks ready to play the biggest tracks from Charli, Troye, Shygirl, Kesha and more, as well as deep cuts and insanely good remixes, that only our Tete can do \- LLOYD-PAUL DIXON. Our returning DJ known for Feel It, Between the Bridges and our previous Pride/Halloween parties, they'll be closing out the night 'til 3am with some heavy Charli bangers \- THE GRAND'S DREAMTEAM. Yes they're back back back again! They'll be performing on-stage and dancing 'til we all drop (hang on in there, Hoopla gang!) This is THE party if you wanna keep on dancing after Mighty Hoopla. With some of the biggest stars on our stage and over a thousand of you on our dance floor. Get tikcets now! You're gunna hear those Club Classics cus we wanna dance with YOU at CLUB GRAND Party to Charli xcx, Troye Sivan, Rebecca Black, Shygirl, Kesha, Doechii, Kim Petras, Slayyyter, A.G. Cook, The Dare, Tate Mcrae, Addison Rae and many more This event is 18+ and valid physical ID is essential. For any accessibility questions or further show information, please contact [email protected] For any ticketing assistance, please go to DICE's Help Centre where you can find answers to all FAQs and also contact the team for further help. Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

Thursday 12 June / doors 6.30 / show approx one hour after doors FEATURING SPECIAL GUEST: Dakota Schiffer of RuPaul's Drag Race UK Season 4! Looking to WooHoo tonight, craft a diamond sword, or engage in a little Animal Crossdressing? SlayStation is the London night giving every nerd exactly what they never knew they needed - a queer, cosplay, video game themed show and extravaganza. Whether you’ve been to a previous sell-out show or seen us go viral on TikTok, you won’t find a night like this anywhere else in the world. After the success of our previous Balls we are back and levelling up for our biggest show ever at The Clapham Grand, featuring special guest actors and industry experts! As our first WooHoo Ball, we are turning The Clapham Grand into our cosy home for one night and celebrating all your favourite comfort games like The Sims, Minecraft, Animal Crossing and more! Plus, our special guests will be bringing their titles with them... Hosted by the trinity of gaming, Velvet Caveat, Loose Willis & Miss Terri Boxx (plus extra entertainers), expect critical performances, bonus levels, and... PRIZES?! We want to see all your best looks, come as your favourite cosSLAY or other gaming related costume (cxnty DS-core anyone?), or participate in one of our games and get the top score, to win nerdy prizes. There’ll be costume prizes like no other, our favourite costume of the night will win a bundle fit for a champion including real video games! Doors 6:30pm, show 7:30pm. Arrive early with your Nintendo Switches to get a good spot, grab a drink and play, and check out our amazing artists and merch stalls. After the event, the bar will stay open and a DJ will be provided for a post-show-party! (under 18s will be asked to leave after the main show, due to licensing). costume contest Our famous costume contest is back, arrive in your costume ready to take to the stage in the second half of the show! If you have any questions or accessibility needs please email [email protected] Important information: For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question. The show is standing however there will be a limited amount of seats and tables around, arrive early to secure on or contact [email protected] in advance if you require seating for access purposes. Please note, that for this show there is a limited amount of access seats and we cannot guarantee seats passed a certain point of enquiries. Please note there will be strobes, flashing lights, loud noises, and possibly a balloon drop and other fun stuff used in the venue. If you have any concerns about this don’t hesitate to contact us via [email protected] - we want to make sure you have a safe experience with us! Check out all FAQs including access info for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. 16+ All under 18s much be accompanied by someone 21+. No more than two U18s per 21+

Doors: 6pm Show start: 7pm The Battersea Jazz Festival will be bringing its party back to the Clapham Grand for a celebration of the music of Duke Ellington. With a lineup of London's biggest big band combined with a combination of more than three different choirs, this is evening will be a guaranteed Tour de Force where swinging jazz meets beautiful choral music. The South London Jazz Orchestra, conducted by festival Founder and Director Hugo Jennings, will perform classics from the Duke Ellington Orchestra Songbook, and then be joined by a large choir featuring members of London Sings!, Thames Philharmonic, St Mary's Battersea and many other groups to perform selections from the Sacred Concerts. Written in the 1960s and 70s, these pieces are a mixture of raucous celebration and beautiful emotional outpourings, and the rare combination of a big band with large choir will make this a very special occasion Important information: ★★For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. 14+ accompanied by 21+. Maximum of two U18s per over 21.

Sunday 27th July / doors 6pm / show approx one hour after doors You are cordially invited to Trans Wicked, a one-night-only reimagining of everyone’s favourite gravity-defying musical, with an all-star all-Trans cast of musical theatre nerds. We are through accepting limits, so get ready to experience all the characters and songs you love as you’ve never seen them before, performed by UK trans icons - all raising money for the biggest Trans Pride in the world - UK Trans+ Pride. Journey down the yellow brick road with Elphaba, Glinda, Fiyero and all the Popular characters you love - and Boq - as they head to Shiz University - the first all-trans University in the land of Oz. You’ll marvel as they defy gravity, weep as they are changed for good - and even find out what happens in Part 2 before everyone else. Proceeds from this marvel will go to Trans Pride, a staple of the community whose mission is ‘to grow a community-facing, grassroots pride celebration and protest organised by and for trans+, non-binary, gender non-conforming, and intersex people, as a means of highlighting our needs, struggles, successes, and experiences in a social and political climate where trans+ voices often go unheard.’ Now that’s some trans shiz! Important information: For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

Show in Spanish Language David Cepo arrives in Manchester to present his new show No Cruces Los Brazos (Dont Cross Your Arms). Are you ready to explode with laughter at the new show from the comedy star of the moment? David Cepo, comedian by birth and influencer by surprise, has become the new sensation on social networks thanks to his spontaneity and accessibility. Many of his videos have gone viral and now he is coming to the theatre with a show full of laughter and humour, where David will make you feel like the star of his own show So you have no excuse. Are you coming to live the experience? Then come on, you know what I mean? David Cepo is waiting for you to make you laugh. And you know, No Cruces los Brazos if you dont get the jokes.

Friday 30 May / doors 6.30 / show approx one hour after doors Pick up your diamonds, peaches, apples, oranges and get your claws out for... The Real HAUSwives of London! London’s queen of themes HERR is back again with yet another blockbuster show, having brought you You Shall Not Yass, Shrektacular, Don't Stop Believin' and more - it's time to pay homage to tv's most iconic, scandalous and real women at London's legendary Clapham Grand. Expect to see the stars of New York City, Atlanta, Salt Lake City, Beverly Hills, Melbourne and more as never before. Drinks will be thrown, legs will be lobbed, tables will be flipped...receipts, proof, timeline, screenshots! Life isn't all diamonds and rosé, but this show is. Hosted by HERR With an all star cast TBA Important information: For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question. Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

weds 18 June / doors 6.30pm / show approx one hour after doors Introducing the next evolution in cabaret... Journey with us to the tropical jungles of Isla Clapham, where science and drag have combined to bring the age of dinosaurs roaring back to life. Celebrating the legendary JURASSIC PARK franchise, our t-rexellent pack of cabaret titans will have you screaming in terror, wonder, and delight. Sequins! Scales! Fangs! Fabulousness! Camp! Cretaceous! Puff up your frills, polish your claws, and prepare to shake a tail-feather at this ptruly pterrific variety night with a LOT of bite. See you at the grand opening! Now we just need to get those electric fences fixed... Dr. J Hammond CEO, InGen\[derqueer\] Corp. (Full lineup to be announced soon, keep your trackers on @carrotdrag & @reece\_connolly\_ on Insta / @connolly\_reece on Bluesky & Twitter) DISCLAIMER: this is an unofficial fan event, not affiliated with any official brands Important information: For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

doors: 10.30pm / last entry: 12:30am / close: 3am The UK's biggest night for Lana Del Rey fans is back, and this time we're throwing an Afterparty. Join us for another night devoted to the Queen of Alternative as well as favourites from the genre; Marina, Florence + The Machine, Lorde, Melanie Martinez, the Weeknd, Ethel Cain, Aurora, Allie X, MUNA, Banks, Paramore, Caroline Polachek, Weyes Blood, Zella Day, Grimes, Cocteau Twins, London Grammar, Sky Ferreira. As well as icons such as Stevie Nicks, Kate Bush and Amy Winehouse and more. With live performances throughout it’s set to be a night of excitement and love for this rarely celebrated genre. ★This event is fan created & not endorsed by the artist ★★Please note: Tickets include a £1 restoration levy This is an 18+ event \---For any ticketing queries please contact the DICE Help Centre. For any accessibility requirements or tickets, please contact [email protected], where you shall receive a code to access and pay for your tickets. (availability depending) For any other questions, please refer to our Contact / FAQ page - thegrand.info/contact Please note there may be strobes, flashing lights, loud noises, confetti, the occasional balloon drop and other fun stuff used in the venue. If you have any concerns about this don't hesitate to contact us via [email protected] - we want to make sure you have a safe experience with us! Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

LGBTQ+ New Comedian of the Year 2025! Door: 6:30PM Show starts: 7:30PM 7 finalists battle it out at Clapham Grand for LGBTQ+ New Comedian of the Year 2025! Celebrity judges Zoe Lyons, Tia Kofi, Jessica Fostekew & James Barr join the fun-plus audience voting! A night of fierce talent, big laughs & community pride! Confirmed finalists: for 2025: - Sydney May - Rhys Thorne - Jack Henry - Sean barnham - Josh sedman - Dominic mcgovern - Esther - Chloe Reynolds - ciara Barnes Now in its biggest year yet, the Comedy Bloomers competition has spotlighted some of the UK’s most exciting queer talent. Headlined by 2024 winner Marty Gleeson and hosted by Matthew Ali, the final features rising stars from across the UK comedy scene. The full lineup of finalists will be published following the semi-finals in May. ★Important information: ★★For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question. Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

Back 2 School: The Big Reunion (The Wandsworth Borough Edition). The ultimate throwback reunion for the 30+ crowd is HERE! Doors: 1PM Last Entry: 4:30PM Did you grow up raving at Top Boy, Teen Delight, or Junior Jam? Still remember the anthems or your first Nokia 3310? It’s time to rewind the clock and relive the magic! Join us for Back 2 School - The Big Reunion, where DJs from legendary local schools and surprise guests will take you on a journey through the best of old-school garage, bashment, R&B, and more. Reconnect with old friends (and maybe old flames), rep your school, and vibe out like it’s the early 2000s again! Schools Represented Include: SOUTHFIELDS JOHN PAUL BURNTWOOD BATTERSEA TECH ELLIOTT ADT CHESTNUT GROVE ST CECILIA'S EMANUEL ERNEST BEVIN GRAVENEY SALESIAN Plus DJs from different schools + Special Guests! - Strictly over 30s event. Valid physical ID required. - Dress code: Smart casual. No sportswear, hats hoods or tracksuits. ★★Important information: ★★For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

Thursday 29 May / doors 6.30pm / show approx one hour after doors Live At The Clapham Grand returns in May with a headline set from Munya Chawawa. With over 1M tiktok and Instagram followers, he's been seen on Taskmaster, Cats Does Countdown, The Last Leg, Would I Lie To You? and many, many more. Plus star of The Office Australia Felicity Ward, Stephen Bailey (Live At The Apollo, Would I Lie To You), Lara Ricote (QI, Live At The Apollo) and Jin Hao Li (Edinburgh Comedy Award nominee for Best Newcomer). Important information: For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question. Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

“What team? Wildcats!” Bop to The Top is the world's biggest Disney Channel party! Dance to your favs from High School Musical, Camp Rock, Lemonade Mouth, Hannah Montana, and more all night. Already a touring institution in the USA, Jeffery the DJ will be delivering banger after banger from the Disney Channel catalogue so you can pop, lock, jam AND break. Expect... - @jefferythedj spinning pure nostalgia from High School Musical to Hannah Montana, The Cheetah Girls to Camp Rock - Crowd performances, you might even be a Rock Star - Starstruck Photobooth, filled with props? You can bet on it! Getcha tickets now and getcha head in the game! This is an 18+ event with valid ID required for entry, please note: refunds will not be issued to underage ticket buyers. Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

the grand goes beyoncé: the cowboy Carter end of tour party! Party to the very best of Beyoncé through the ages all night long, from Destiny's Child through to COWBOY CARTER, and everything in between. Think B-sides, deep cuts, the biggest hits, and similar artists of pop, R&B, house and country music all night. On Saturday 21st June, after the tour for the (GRAMMY AWARD WINNING!) album COWBOY CARTER concludes its run in London, keep living the Bey vibes on our dance floor. Get ready for some SWEET HONEY BUCKIN' on our dance floor, with this iconic cast: \- TAYCE returns to deliver some serious Bey-ness, her first headline slot on our stage since WINNING Strictly Xmas \- CARA MELLE, THE Beyoncé of London, will be gracing us with her legendary performances of Queen Bey through the ages \- KIKI SNATCH will be YA YA-ing her way to split 'n dip with you all and bring the PARTY \- DJ MARK-ASHLEY DUPÉ of M-A-D Haus Party and our last two Beyoncé nights takes to the decks to give you the VERY best of Bey through her whole career, and of course other artists on her vibe \- YSHEE BLACK will be hosting the whole night and performing herself, making sure you keep all eyes on that stage Plus we'll have our Dreamteam dancers, gogos, another amazing DJ collective and more TBA as we get closer to the party! If you've been to either of our huge Grand Goes Beyoncé shows before, you already know what's GOOD! If this is your first time, then welcome to the rodeo, Hive! The Beyhive is BUZZZZINNNN Obvs, this event is 18+. For any accessibility questions or further show information, please contact [email protected] For any ticketing assistance, please go to DICE's Help Centre where you can find answers to all FAQs and also contact the team for further help. Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

Celebrate the MAYHEM UK Tour concluding with The Grand Goes Gaga AFTER PARTY on Saturday 4th October on our dance floor! Sat 4th October / Doors at 10:30pm / Live show and last entry: 12AM / DJs til close It's been 3 longs years since Lady Gaga last toured the UK, and now she's back with a HUGE world tour! Our first Gaga party in April absolutely blew the roof off, and we're now back with another live show, more DJs and dancers to mark the end of her London O2 dates! We wanna see those incredible looks, coke cans in hair, giant glasses/heels, tape bras, the LOT! Don't be afraid to go all out We'll be partying once again to Gaga through the ages, plus music from similar artists all night long Plus all our usual CLUB GRAND magic like confetti cannons, balloon drops, photo booths and more! Celebrating a birthday 2 weeks either side of this party? Come celebrate with us with a free ticket for yourself! Email in a photo of your ID to claim your free ticket for yourself, and rally your Monsters! As with all of our Grand Goes nights, this party will include an epic, HUGE live show with drag performers and dancers, amazing DJs playing Gaga (+friends) all night long, and hundreds of Monsters all partying together on our dance floor Obvs, this event is 18+. For any accessibility questions or further show information, please contact [email protected] For any ticketing assistance, please go to DICE's Help Centre where you can find answers to all FAQs and also contact the team for further help. Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

Thursday 26 June / doors 6.30pm / show approx one hour after doors Live At The Clapham Grand returns in June with headliner Lucy Beaumont, the BAFTA-nominated star of Taskmaster, Meet The Richardsons, 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown, Would I Lie To You, Live At The Apollo, and more! She’ll be joined by fellow Taskmaster star John Kearns, Chloe Petts (Have I Got News For You), Huge Davies (8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown), and the “Excellent” (Joe Lycett) Ben Pope. Important information: For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question. Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

The Groove Chorus returns to The Clapham Grand on August 8th - so get ready to dance all night! Doors: 7pm Show starts: 8pm Show end: 11pm After party: 11pm-12am Featuring a choir of 90 singers and an 9-piece live band, they’ll be serving dance anthems with a disco twist Naturally, they’ll be joined by a resident pole dancer, Legziana, special drag quests & lots of extra surprises to make this night unforgettable. So mark your calendar, and let The Groove Chorus take you on a journey you won’t want to miss! For any ticketing enquiries please contact DICE's Help Centre first, or contact [email protected] Presented by The Clapham Grand. 18+

The Groove Chorus returns to The Clapham Grand for two back to back nights in September 2025. Get ready to dance all night! Doors: 7pm Show starts: 8pm Show end: 10.30pm Featuring a choir of 90 singers and an 9-piece live band, they’ll be serving dance anthems with a disco twist Naturally, they’ll be joined by a resident pole dancer, Legziana, special drag quests & lots of extra surprises to make this night unforgettable. So mark your calendar, and let The Groove Chorus take you on a journey you won’t want to miss! For any ticketing enquiries please contact DICE's Help Centre first, or contact [email protected] Presented by The Clapham Grand. 18+

Due to popular demand, The Groove Chorus returns to The Clapham Grand on November 7th. Get ready to dance all night! Doors: 7pm Show starts: 8pm Show end: 10.30pm Featuring a choir of 90 singers and an 9-piece live band, they’ll be serving dance anthems with a disco twist As with our previous Groove events, they’ll be joined by a resident pole dancer, Legziana, special drag guests & lots of extra surprises to make this night unforgettable. So mark your calendar, and let The Groove Chorus take you on a journey you won’t want to miss! For any ticketing enquiries please contact DICE's Help Centre first, or contact [email protected] Presented by The Clapham Grand. 18+

Uk Garage Brunch We Are Super Excited To Announce Our Next Oldskool Uk Garage Brunch.

Lisa & Dan events are super excited to announce the Team Brunch!

DOORS: 6.30pm SHOW STARTS: Approx 1 hr after doors OZ Productions presents Turkish rapper BLOK3 live at The Clapham Grand on Friday 20th June. BLOK3 returns to London after his first show, which was sold out back in 2023. Real name Hakan Aydın, gained awaresness after his tracks ‘Vur’ & ‘Affetmem’ which hit over 100 million views. Over the years he has released many more tracks including ‘Sevmeyi Denemedin’, ‘Baybay’, ‘Esc★bar’, ‘Habibi’ featuring Stefflon Don and ‘Keşke’ featuring Ati242. He was chosen the best rapper of the year in Turkey at the ‘Kelebek Awards’ and is currently the only Turkish rapper to have over 7 million monthly listeners on Spotify. - This event is strictly 16+. Valid physical photo ID is required. - Those aged 16-17 will need to purchase the specific ticket or 16-17 years old and be accompanied by an parent / guardian aged 21+. Important information: For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 16+ event (16-17 year olds must purchase specific ticket)

The Music Never Ends - Vasari Singers' Album Launch Party Doors: 6.30pm, show start: 7.30pm To celebrate their album launch, join The Vasari Singers for a cabaret style evening of close harmony songs by The Beatles, Legrand, Shearing, Ellington, Mancini, Gershwin, the Swingles, Rutter and many more. Important information: For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. 14+ (Under 18s to be accompanied by someone 21+)

Welcome to the ultimate Pride Day Party starring Nadine Coyle! We’re opening our doors early so you can come straight (lol) from the parade & partying in Soho to dance the day away at our pop palace Doors 5pm / Last Entry 7.30pm / Event End 10pm (Or buy the double ticket which allows entry before 7:30pm and access to both the Day and After Party!) Surround yourself with gorgeous gays, queers & huns as we party to the best and most iconic pop on our fave day of the year We’ll have our incredible Dreamteam dancers & resident queen Miss LeighDing keeping you entertained, the campest DJs around in the form of Silly B★tch Disco & DJ Tete Bang plus cocktails & fishbowls, glitter makeup, balloon drops & maybe even YOU singing your heart out at big screen karaoke! Did someone say Diana Ross en masse...? PLUS our fave Gemini is joining us for our fave day of the year Pride Princess Nadine Coyle will Go To WORK on stage with the best Girls Aloud and hits & her solo bops! Our Pride Party marks her first performance in London since the bands 5-date sell-out at the O2 Arena ★ expect The newest pop bangers, iconic throwbacks & the biggest pride classics Pride-alicious performance from pop princess Nadine Coyle Incredible performances & dancers Cocktails, shots, fishbowls & bubbles Big screen karaoke Confetti, balloons drops & mirror balls Glitter makeup raising money for Good Law Project ★ 1000 pride lovers having the best Pride of their lives! party to The newest girly pop, 90s, 00s & 10s pop bangers & Pride classics from: CHAPPEL ROAN / TAYLOR SWIFT / KYLIE / BEYONCE / GIRLS ALOUD (obvs) / LADY GAGA / TROYE SIVAN / SHANIA TWAIN / SPICE GIRLS / DESTINY’S CHILD / SCISSOR SISTERS / CHER / ARIANA / SOPHIE ELLIS-BEXTOR / TLC / BRITNEY / GEORGE MICHAEL / MADONNA / KESHA / NIKKI MINAJ / JADE / T.A.T.U / CHRISTINA AGUILERA times, entry prices, last entry & ID £15 General Admission (valid before 7.30pm) £25 Day & After Party Ticket (valid before 7:30pm and permits entry to both events this day!) Last Entry 7.30pm / Event Ends 10pm 18+ & valid photo ID will be required for entry (photo of passport / driving licence is fine) No re-admission Important information: For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question. Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

Our iconic Pride After Party is back with the perfect close-out to your Pride 2025! Dance with us ‘til 3am Doors 10.30pm / Last Entry 12.30am / Event End 3am Our pride parties are legendary. We’re also home to the UK's biggest electro-pop club night and Charli xcx party so this year we’re bringing some of that energy into our Pride After Party Our dance floor will be packed with 1,000 brats, bears, butches & more as we party to a soundtrack of the best electro-pop and pride bangers all night long. We’ll have the hottest DJs, dancers & special guests plus shots shots shots, fishbowls, cocktails, balloon drops, confetti, and more of the classic CLUB GRAND extras expect The newest hyper-pop & the biggest pride classics Special guest performers The hottest DJs & dancers Shots, fishbowls & cocktails Confetti, balloons drops & mirror balls Glitter makeup raising money for Good Law Project ★ 1000 pride lovers having the SWEATiest pride of their lives party to The ultimate soundtrack to your Pride night - a hot mix of hyper-pop, electro-pop and of course pride classics Charli xcx / lady gaga / troye sivan / beyonce / Rebecca black / scissor sisters / doechii / Kim petras / britney / azealia Banks / kesha / Nicki minaj / Jade / Christina aguilera / billie eilish / cardi b times, entry prices, last entry & ID £10 Early Bird (valid before 11.30pm) £25 General Admission (valid before 12.30am) Last Entry 12.30pm 18+ & valid photo ID will be required for entry (photo of passport / driving licence is fine) No re-admission This event is 18+ and valid physical ID is essential. For any accessibility questions or further show information, please contact [email protected] For any ticketing assistance, please go to DICE's Help Centre where you can find answers to all FAQs and also contact the team for further help. Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

Tribute to the infamous Oasis.

Sunday 12 October / doors 12pm / show approx one hour after doors Tom Scott presents: Lateral - A Live Comedy Panel Game Podcast Get ready for a night of sharp thinking and big laughs as Lateral takes to the stage at the iconic Clapham Grand as part of the Cheerful Earful Podcast Festival 2025. Hosted by YouTube favourite Tom Scott, this live edition of the hit panel game podcast invites a brilliant lineup of comedians to answer strange and surprising questions that require creative, lateral thinking. Joining Tom on stage are comedy heavyweights Ria Lina, Alasdair Beckett-King, and Iszi Lawrence - expect razor-sharp wit, unexpected logic leaps, and plenty of laughs as they tackle the weirdest problems you never knew needed solving. Part of the global Cheerful Earful Podcast Festival, bringing the world’s best podcast talent to live audiences. Find out more at cheerfulearful.co.uk Follow the festival on Instagram @CheerfulEarfulPodFest Follow Lateral @lateralcast Important information: For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question. Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

Sunday 12 October / doors 6pm / show approx 45 mins after doors BudPod with Phil Wang & Pierre Novellie - Live at Cheerful Earful Podcast Festival 2025 Comedy heavyweights Phil Wang (Netflix’s Philly Philly Wang Wang, Live at the Apollo) and Pierre Novellie (The Mash Report, Mock the Week) bring their hit podcast BudPod to the iconic Clapham Grand for their biggest live show to date - as part of Cheerful Earful Podcast Festival 2025. Expect all your favourite BudPod bits: there’ll be jingles, correspondence, and a live appearance from Lucky Kentucky - all delivered with the duo’s signature blend of absurdity, insight and properly funny podcasting chemistry. Whether you're a long-time “Bud” or brand new to the pod, this is going to be a chaotic, laugh-filled night you won’t want to miss. Part of the global Cheerful Earful Podcast Festival, showcasing the funniest podcasts from around the world. More info at cheerfulearful.co.uk Follow the festival on Instagram @CheerfulEarfulPodFest Follow BudPod @thebudpod Important information: For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question. Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

Sunday 12 October / doors 2.45pm / show approx 45 mins after doors Trusty Hogs - Live at Cheerful Earful Podcast Festival 2025 Join comedy powerhouses Helen Bauer (Daddy Look at Me, Live at the Apollo) and Catherine Bohart (Roast Battle, Mock the Week, 8 Out of 10 Cats) as they bring their brilliantly funny and delightfully chaotic podcast Trusty Hogs to the Clapham Grand for a special live recording. Each episode of Trusty Hogs sees Helen and Catherine tackle their own messy lives while solving listener problems with questionable wisdom and a lot of heart. Expect unfiltered chat, hilarious tangents, and a few surprises as they bring their signature blend of honesty, humour and friendship to the stage. Part of the global Cheerful Earful Podcast Festival, celebrating the world’s funniest podcasts with live shows across the UK, US, and Australia. Find out more at cheerfulearful.co.uk Follow the festival on Instagram @CheerfulEarfulPodFest Follow Trusty Hogs @trustyhogs Important information: For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question. Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

Sunday 19 October / doors 12.15pm / show approx one hour after doors Beware! Join clairvoyant, medium, and psychic Clinton Baptiste-famed from C4's "Peter Kay's Phoenix Nights"-as he guides you on a spiritual journey beyond the Celestial Curtain. Part of the global Cheerful Earful Podcast Festival, celebrating the world’s funniest podcasts with live shows across the UK, US, and Australia. Find out more at cheerfulearful.co.uk Follow the festival on Instagram @CheerfulEarfulPodFest Important information: For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question. Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

Doors: 6:15pm Show start: Approx. 1hr from doors A warm welcome to our first theatre show! Settle in for a night of chat, audience interaction, and raw, unfiltered takes as The Car Podcast gets onstage for our first ever theatre show - After the Watershed. Expect the usual unexpected detours, audience Q&A and exclusive merch for those attending. It's everything you love about the podcast - only louder, looser, and live. This will not be filmed, so get your tickets now to make sure you don’t miss out! This is an 14+ event. Under 18s to be accompanied by an adult 21+ ★★Important Information For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 14+ event. Under 18s to be accompanied by an adult 21+

Beans on Toast wild folk people Book Launch Party Sunday 21st September - The Clapham Grand 6pm - 10pm. Tickets from £15 British folk legend and Clapham Grand regular Beans on Toast returns to South London's finest music hall to launch his new book, and he’s promising songs, stories, and special guests galore. The new book, Wild Folk People, is a heartwarming, rebellious, and deeply human collection of stories about the extraordinary characters who’ve inspired his songs. At this special seated show, Beans will play the songs and introduce the characters and their stories. The book will be available on the night, and Beans will be signing copies. The Clapham Grand, with its rich history of variety and performance, is the perfect home for this one-off event. Part book launch, part folk show, part celebration of storytelling. This promises to be a unique evening from the one-of-a-kind songwriter, storyteller, and performer. \---- "It almost comes as a prerequisite when you’re a folk singer, but Beans on Toast really is a great storyteller." Louder Than War "He's a proper folksinger, a yarn-spinner, a character and a sage" Frank Turner "A master of his art" Full Pelt Https://beansontoastmusic.Com/ - For any ticketing queries please contact [email protected] - For any accessibility requirements or tickets, please contact [email protected], where you shall receive a code to access and pay for your tickets. (availability depending) - For any other questions, please refer to our Contact / FAQ page - thegrand.info/contact - Please note there will be strobes, flashing lights, loud noises, confetti, the occasional balloon drop and other fun stuff used in the venue. If you have any concerns about this don't hesitate to contact us via [email protected] - we want to make sure you have a safe experience with us! Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 14+ event (under 18s must be accompanied by an adult 21+)