Clinton Baptiste is the useless clairvoyant medium psychic from Peter Kay's smash hit comedy Phoenix Nights. Fresh from another sell-out UK tour, he's back to deliver the best of his recent work, plus some new bits. Join Clinton for his stories, jokes plus demonstrations of his amazing ability - and as always he'll be in the audience to give you truthful (but startling) readings from the spirit world! Not for the faint hearted.

Due to huge demand, John Shuttleworth returns to the Playhouse this November with Raise the Oof! Radio 4 favourite, comedy legend, and ‘the 42nd best reason to love Britain’ (The Telegraph) John Shuttleworth, is back with more hilarious stories and songs performed on his trusty Yamaha organ (with built-in auto accompaniment!) In Raise The Oof John celebrates 40 years in showbiz. Yes, it was 1985 when he met TV’s Clarinet Man – next door neighbour Ken Worthington who came last on New Faces in 73 (Tony Hatch crucified him!)

A night of laughter, cabaret, mystery, and glamour! Roll up, roll up...a scintillating night out of sparkling entertainment – the UK’s longest running burlesque show – is back touring the nation. And, it’s bigger than ever. Join us for the good old-fashioned night out as we bring you the ultimate variety show, blending stylish cabaret, comedy, music, circus and burlesque to light up all your senses. With world-class entertainers and stars of the stage and screen – prepare for an extravaganza of glitz and glamour! Expect fun, feathers and fabulous costumes as we pick from the finest selection of specialty artistes, cabaret and circus stars, comedians and champagne showgirls! It’s the perfect night for everyone. An Evening of Burlesque is filled with artistic spectacle that has enraptured audiences for centuries. This sensational variety show brings together a bounty of beautiful stars for an unrivalled variety show for the 21st Century! Expect the unexpected with plenty of glitter and glamour! It’s cocktails and cabaret o’clock! An Evening of Burlesque Cabaret - we are waiting for you! Content is subject to change. Over-18s advised

Bring the sing to the greatest smash hits of the 80s! Jump in your Delorean and head back to the decade of Hair rock, New Romantics, rolled-up sleeves and Ra-Ra skirts.. Live band, giant sing-a-long lyrics, the greatest hits of the 80s Songs from A-Ha, Whitney Houston, Bonnie Tyler, Bon Jovi, Toto, Queen, Madonna, Phil Collins, and many more…

A night dedicated to worshipping at the altar of Taylor Swift: non-stop Swifty all night: deep cuts, extended mixes, fan favourites and all the hits. Do you have a Blank Space in your diary? Then this night is Taylor-made for you! Join fellow fans in a celebration of the genius of the Swift - because she'll never go out of Style.

Baba Yaga's Hut Presents: Jim Jarmusch and Jozef Van Wissem ★★★9th July 2025 - The Clapham Grand★★★ Jim Jarmusch and Jozef Van Wissem met on the streets of New York in 2006. They shared a lot of interest and background so a collaboration and a friendship was born. Jarmusch was looking to have Van Wissem compose a score for a film he had been trying to make for years, what he described as a “crypto-vampire film” about two lovers, outsider types who have been in love for hundreds of years. Van Wissem’s work comes from a tradition of avant-garde minimalism and lends itself well to the director’s stark cinematic works. Jarmusch has played guitar in bands on and off since the late ‘70s. Van Wissem’s compositional style involves hypnotic circular musical phrases that allow for a lot of contemplative space between the notes. Their first live performance was in Issue Project Room in Brooklyn in October 2011, where they appeared together for a Van Wissem curated concert program called “New Music for Early Instruments.” The idea for their first album, Concerning the Entrance Into Eternity (Important Records) developed from their live performance. Jarmusch has said that he considers these songs as Van Wissem’s compositions, and sees himself as someone filling in the background to Jozef ’s foreground, like the “scenic” on a film shoot, the one who paints the backdrops. “The sound of the lute is as bright as the sun, a beautiful red color and my stuff sounds sort of like the moon, more like blue, like mercury.” For any ticketing enquiries please contact DICE's Help Centre first, or contact [email protected] Presented by The Clapham Grand. 14+. All U18s must be accompanied by someone 21+. No more than two U18s per over 21.

Tribute triple bill tour featuring The Kopycat Killers, Scam Fender, and the Subarctic Monkeys

Another 'bracing flurry of idiocy' from the comedian Ed Gamble.

It's Christmaaaaas! Forget the frankincense and myrrh, you've got to bring the sing. We're excited for the return of Massaoke's Christmas sing-along at The Clapham Grand, to get you in the festive spirit. MASSAOKE is the best night out you’ll ever have – a euphoric, exhilarating live music experience with an extraordinary band smashing out megamixes, supercharged with confetti, inflatables, pyrotechnics and giant sing-along video lyrics… that’s right – the whole crowd sings together at a MASSAOKE show. For this festive edition, sing your heart out to all your favourite Christmas classics from the Massaoke hymn sheet from Mariah, to The Pogues, to Slade, Wizzard and much more. Expect confetti blasters, extraordinary costumes, inflatable microphones, and a huge dose of cathartic Christmas cheer. Gather all your naughty and nice friends and head to the Clapham Grand for a euphoric festive singalong like no other. We've also got Rockstar Weekend to help you sing your hearts out. Please be aware this is an unallocated standing show across the stalls and circle of the venue, with the circle located up four flights of stairs. We will fill the venue on a first come first served basis, starting with the stalls. Please arrive early to secure the best spot. For any access enquiries please email [email protected]. Please note this is a fully standing show. 18+ "Electrifying" - Time Out "One of London's best night's out" – Sunday Mirror "The euphoria of a mass karaoke sesh with your mates – on steroids” – Metro, London Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

Doors 6pm / show approx one hour after doors Shoot From The Hip bring their award-winning, TikTok-viral improvised comedy BACK to the Clapham Grand! Featuring chaotic games, epic scenes, and ever-so-slightly unhinged performances, their Metro, Evening Standard, and Time Out-recommended shows are completely unscripted, unpredictable – and unforgettable. "Pitched to perfection \[…\] Go and see them, and wear waterproof mascara." ★★★★★ - Reviews Hub "Jaw-achingly funny" ★★★★★ - Bookmarks and Stages ''Quick-witted and fast on their feet’ - ★★★★ Broadway World “As refined as it is ridiculous \[...\] not one to miss.” - ★★★★ Broadway Baby "Side-splitting quick wit" - The Evening Standard "Well worth a shot (pun intended)” - Time Out Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 14+ event (under 18s must be accompanied by an adult 21+)

Our famed Carnaval returns in 2026! Running 4pm - 10pm and with the best Samba / music / DJs in town. DOORS AT 4PM / LAST ENTRY 7PM Come join us for a samba-infused Sunday that will blast away your winter blues! This party always sells out, so make sure you buy in advance... Featuring live music, drummers, DJs, acrobats, facepainters, food and drink, this action-packed event will bring you the sizzling sights, sounds and flavours of Brazil. We’ll be dancing all night to samba, funk, house, MPB, bossa, forró, axé, pagode, sertanejo, hip hop, disco, sambass and much more! FEATURING LIVE MUSIC FROM: London’s best acts DJ playing the biggest hits from Brazil Performers, acrobats and dancers Authentic street food Caipirinha’s, Brahma & Themed cocktails Face painting Photo booth & much more! The Grand is opposite Clapham Junction station and is one of London’s most beautiful and historic venues. We hope you’ll agree that it’s the perfect place to celebrate Brazil’s biggest party of the year. DOORS - 4PM LAST ENTRY - 7PM EVENT END - 10PM AGE RESTRICTION - 18+ (Photo ID Essential) - For any ticketing queries please contact the DICE Help Centre. - For any accessibility requirements or tickets, please contact [email protected], where you shall receive a code to access and pay for your tickets. (availability depending) - For any other questions, please refer to our Contact / FAQ page - thegrand.info/contact - Please note there will be strobes, flashing lights, loud noises, confetti, the occasional balloon drop and other fun stuff used in the venue. If you have any concerns about this don't hesitate to contact us via [email protected] - we want to make sure you have a safe experience with us! Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

Jump aboard the queerest Tardis in time and space for a night of cosmic drag and cabaret, all inspired by the greatest TV show in the universe – Doctor Who. As we adventure through the variety-vortex, prepare for a supermassive night of extraterrestrial entertainment feat. an interstellar line-up, lots of surprises, and all the cosmic chaos you could dream of… Because as always with the Doctor – expect the unexpected… Our vortex manipulators are fully-charged, our sonics are ready to be screwdrivered. We’re gonna exterminate the dancefloor, cos there ain’t no party like a Time Lord party. The future is here, and it’s queer! “Hilarious and beautiful and wonderful and wild. Actually, one of the best nights of my whole life” - Russell T Davies “Celebrates Doctor Who in the most fun, feel-good way possible, in a space where everyone is welcome” - The Reviews Hub Content note: Strong language, adult themes, partial nudity, loud noises, flashing and moving lights, haze.

Thursday 19 June / doors 6.30pm / show 7.30pm Stand Up for Refugees with Refugee Action brings you laughs with top comedians Jen Brister, Ali Woods, Tadiwa Mahlunge, Olga Koch, Milo Edwards, Esther Manito, Mark Watson, Sikisa, Rajiv Karia and Kiri Pritchard-McLean. This is not just a night out-it's a chance to be part of something bigger. It’s all happening during Refugee Week, when communities across the UK will celebrate the contributions of refugees. By attending Stand Up for Refugees, you’ll be rejecting the hostility that refugees face in the UK, and celebrating the power of community and laughter. Every penny raised from this event will support Refugee Action’s work in welcoming refugees, campaigning for their rights, and offering support and advice to people who have had to flee their homes. ★★Important information:★★ For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question. Line-ups subject to change. Refunds will not be offered in the event of line-up change. Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

Show: Appprox 1 hr from doors Note: This performance is in Spanish Miguel Lago is celebrating 25 years on stage with his sixteenth consecutive season in theatres. To mark the occasion, he reopens the doors of his COMEDY CLUB. More than 50,000 spectators enjoyed this revolutionary version of the classic solo show last season, in which Miguel proves that he is freer than ever. Every week Lago shows why he is the ultimate reference in Spanish stand-up comedy. His Comedy Club, inspired by the great Broadway clubs, is a true temple of comedy where every performance is unique. What happens in the club stays in the club, so expect the unexpected at LAGO. New material, fresh routines, classic bits, reflections on current events and personal anecdotes - all with the unmistakable style and mastery of Miguel Lago. Staying true to the spirit of a pure stand-up comedy club, each show will feature guest comedians of all kinds. The secret of LAGO's success is simple: a perfect blend of sharp, intelligent and provocative humour combined with the energy and chemistry of an audience that makes each show unique. Every week, LAGO transforms the theatre into the city's premier comedy club. Important information: For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website. Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

Doors: 6pm Show start: 7pm The Battersea Jazz Festival will be bringing its party back to the Clapham Grand for a celebration of the music of Duke Ellington. With a lineup of London's biggest big band combined with a combination of more than three different choirs, this is evening will be a guaranteed Tour de Force where swinging jazz meets beautiful choral music. The South London Jazz Orchestra, conducted by festival Founder and Director Hugo Jennings, will perform classics from the Duke Ellington Orchestra Songbook, and then be joined by a large choir featuring members of London Sings!, Thames Philharmonic, St Mary's Battersea and many other groups to perform selections from the Sacred Concerts. Written in the 1960s and 70s, these pieces are a mixture of raucous celebration and beautiful emotional outpourings, and the rare combination of a big band with large choir will make this a very special occasion Important information: ★★For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. 14+ accompanied by 21+. Maximum of two U18s per over 21.

Sunday 27th July / doors 6pm / show approx one hour after doors You are cordially invited to Trans Wicked, a one-night-only reimagining of everyone’s favourite gravity-defying musical, with an all-star all-Trans cast of musical theatre nerds. We are through accepting limits, so get ready to experience all the characters and songs you love as you’ve never seen them before, performed by UK trans icons - all raising money for the biggest Trans Pride in the world - UK Trans+ Pride. Journey down the yellow brick road with Elphaba, Glinda, Fiyero and all the Popular characters you love - and Boq - as they head to Shiz University - the first all-trans University in the land of Oz. You’ll marvel as they defy gravity, weep as they are changed for good - and even find out what happens in Part 2 before everyone else. Proceeds from this marvel will go to Trans Pride, a staple of the community whose mission is ‘to grow a community-facing, grassroots pride celebration and protest organised by and for trans+, non-binary, gender non-conforming, and intersex people, as a means of highlighting our needs, struggles, successes, and experiences in a social and political climate where trans+ voices often go unheard.’ Now that’s some trans shiz! Important information: For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

Show in Spanish Language David Cepo arrives in Manchester to present his new show No Cruces Los Brazos (Dont Cross Your Arms). Are you ready to explode with laughter at the new show from the comedy star of the moment? David Cepo, comedian by birth and influencer by surprise, has become the new sensation on social networks thanks to his spontaneity and accessibility. Many of his videos have gone viral and now he is coming to the theatre with a show full of laughter and humour, where David will make you feel like the star of his own show So you have no excuse. Are you coming to live the experience? Then come on, you know what I mean? David Cepo is waiting for you to make you laugh. And you know, No Cruces los Brazos if you dont get the jokes.

weds 18 June / doors 6.30pm / show approx one hour after doors Introducing the next evolution in cabaret... Journey with us to the tropical jungles of Isla Clapham, where science and drag have combined to bring the age of dinosaurs roaring back to life. Celebrating the legendary JURASSIC PARK franchise, our t-rexellent pack of cabaret titans will have you screaming in terror, wonder, and delight. Sequins! Scales! Fangs! Fabulousness! Camp! Cretaceous! Puff up your frills, polish your claws, and prepare to shake a tail-feather at this ptruly pterrific variety night with a LOT of bite. See you at the grand opening! Now we just need to get those electric fences fixed... Dr. J Hammond CEO, InGen\[derqueer\] Corp. (Full lineup to be announced soon, keep your trackers on @carrotdrag & @reece\_connolly\_ on Insta / @connolly\_reece on Bluesky & Twitter) DISCLAIMER: this is an unofficial fan event, not affiliated with any official brands Important information: For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

doors: 10.30pm / last entry: 12:30am / close: 3am The UK's biggest night for Lana Del Rey fans is back, and this time we're throwing an Afterparty. Join us for another night devoted to the Queen of Alternative as well as favourites from the genre; Marina, Florence + The Machine, Lorde, Melanie Martinez, the Weeknd, Ethel Cain, Aurora, Allie X, MUNA, Banks, Paramore, Caroline Polachek, Weyes Blood, Zella Day, Grimes, Cocteau Twins, London Grammar, Sky Ferreira. As well as icons such as Stevie Nicks, Kate Bush and Amy Winehouse and more. With live performances throughout it’s set to be a night of excitement and love for this rarely celebrated genre. ★This event is fan created & not endorsed by the artist ★★Please note: Tickets include a £1 restoration levy This is an 18+ event \---For any ticketing queries please contact the DICE Help Centre. For any accessibility requirements or tickets, please contact [email protected], where you shall receive a code to access and pay for your tickets. (availability depending) For any other questions, please refer to our Contact / FAQ page - thegrand.info/contact Please note there may be strobes, flashing lights, loud noises, confetti, the occasional balloon drop and other fun stuff used in the venue. If you have any concerns about this don't hesitate to contact us via [email protected] - we want to make sure you have a safe experience with us! Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

Back 2 School: The Big Reunion (The Wandsworth Borough Edition). The ultimate throwback reunion for the 30+ crowd is HERE! Doors: 1PM Last Entry: 4:30PM Did you grow up raving at Top Boy, Teen Delight, or Junior Jam? Still remember the anthems or your first Nokia 3310? It’s time to rewind the clock and relive the magic! Join us for Back 2 School - The Big Reunion, where DJs from legendary local schools and surprise guests will take you on a journey through the best of old-school garage, bashment, R&B, and more. Reconnect with old friends (and maybe old flames), rep your school, and vibe out like it’s the early 2000s again! Schools Represented Include: SOUTHFIELDS JOHN PAUL BURNTWOOD BATTERSEA TECH ELLIOTT ADT CHESTNUT GROVE ST CECILIA'S EMANUEL ERNEST BEVIN GRAVENEY SALESIAN Plus DJs from different schools + Special Guests! Strictly over 30s event. Valid physical ID required. Dress code: Smart casual. No sportswear, hats hoods or tracksuits. ★★Important information: ★★For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

the grand goes beyoncé: the cowboy Carter end of tour party! Party to the very best of Beyoncé through the ages all night long, from Destiny's Child through to COWBOY CARTER, and everything in between. Think B-sides, deep cuts, the biggest hits, and similar artists of pop, R&B, house and country music all night. On Saturday 21st June, after the tour for the (GRAMMY AWARD WINNING!) album COWBOY CARTER concludes its run in London, keep living the Bey vibes on our dance floor. Get ready for some SWEET HONEY BUCKIN' on our dance floor, with this iconic cast: \- TAYCE returns to deliver some serious Bey-ness, her first headline slot on our stage since WINNING Strictly Xmas \- CARA MELLE, THE Beyoncé of London, will be gracing us with her legendary performances of Queen Bey through the ages \- KIKI SNATCH will be YA YA-ing her way to split 'n dip with you all and bring the PARTY \- DJ MARK-ASHLEY DUPÉ of M-A-D Haus Party and our last two Beyoncé nights takes to the decks to give you the VERY best of Bey through her whole career, and of course other artists on her vibe \- YSHEE BLACK will be hosting the whole night and performing herself, making sure you keep all eyes on that stage Plus we'll have our Dreamteam dancers, gogos, another amazing DJ collective and more TBA as we get closer to the party! If you've been to either of our huge Grand Goes Beyoncé shows before, you already know what's GOOD! If this is your first time, then welcome to the rodeo, Hive! The Beyhive is BUZZZZINNNN Obvs, this event is 18+. For any accessibility questions or further show information, please contact [email protected] For any ticketing assistance, please go to DICE's Help Centre where you can find answers to all FAQs and also contact the team for further help. Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

Celebrate the MAYHEM UK Tour concluding with The Grand Goes Gaga AFTER PARTY on Saturday 4th October on our dance floor! Sat 4th October / Doors at 10:30pm / Live show and last entry: 12AM / DJs til close It's been 3 longs years since Lady Gaga last toured the UK, and now she's back with a HUGE world tour! Our first Gaga party in April absolutely blew the roof off, and we're now back with another live show, more DJs and dancers to mark the end of her London O2 dates! We wanna see those incredible looks, coke cans in hair, giant glasses/heels, tape bras, the LOT! Don't be afraid to go all out We'll be partying once again to Gaga through the ages, plus music from similar artists all night long Plus all our usual CLUB GRAND magic like confetti cannons, balloon drops, photo booths and more! Celebrating a birthday 2 weeks either side of this party? Come celebrate with us with a free ticket for yourself! Email in a photo of your ID to claim your free ticket for yourself, and rally your Monsters! As with all of our Grand Goes nights, this party will include an epic, HUGE live show with drag performers and dancers, amazing DJs playing Gaga (+friends) all night long, and hundreds of Monsters all partying together on our dance floor Obvs, this event is 18+. For any accessibility questions or further show information, please contact [email protected] For any ticketing assistance, please go to DICE's Help Centre where you can find answers to all FAQs and also contact the team for further help. Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

Thursday 26 June / doors 6.30pm / show approx one hour after doors Live At The Clapham Grand returns in June with headliner Lucy Beaumont, the BAFTA-nominated star of Taskmaster, Meet The Richardsons, 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown, Would I Lie To You, Live At The Apollo, and more! She’ll be joined by fellow Taskmaster star John Kearns, Chloe Petts (Have I Got News For You), Huge Davies (8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown), and the “Excellent” (Joe Lycett) Ben Pope. Important information: For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question. Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

The Groove Chorus returns to The Clapham Grand on August 8th - so get ready to dance all night! Doors: 7pm Show starts: 8pm Show end: 11pm After party: 11pm-12am Featuring a choir of 90 singers and an 9-piece live band, they’ll be serving dance anthems with a disco twist Naturally, they’ll be joined by a resident pole dancer, Legziana, special drag quests & lots of extra surprises to make this night unforgettable. So mark your calendar, and let The Groove Chorus take you on a journey you won’t want to miss! For any ticketing enquiries please contact DICE's Help Centre first, or contact [email protected] Presented by The Clapham Grand. 18+

The Groove Chorus returns to The Clapham Grand for two back to back nights in September 2025. Get ready to dance all night! Doors: 7pm Show starts: 8pm Show end: 10.30pm Featuring a choir of 100 singers and an 9-piece live band, they’ll be serving dance anthems with a disco twist Naturally, they’ll be joined by a resident pole dancer, Legziana, special drag quests & lots of extra surprises to make this night unforgettable. So mark your calendar, and let The Groove Chorus take you on a journey you won’t want to miss! For any ticketing enquiries please contact DICE's Help Centre first, or contact [email protected] Presented by The Clapham Grand. 18+

Due to popular demand, The Groove Chorus returns to The Clapham Grand on November 7th. Get ready to dance all night! Doors: 7pm Show starts: 8pm Show end: 10.30pm Featuring a choir of 50 singers and an 9-piece live band, they’ll be serving dance anthems with a disco twist As with our previous Groove events, they’ll be joined by a resident pole dancer, Legziana, special drag guests & lots of extra surprises to make this night unforgettable. So mark your calendar, and let The Groove Chorus take you on a journey you won’t want to miss! For any ticketing enquiries please contact DICE's Help Centre first, or contact [email protected] Presented by The Clapham Grand. 18+

Lisa & Dan events are super excited to announce the Team Brunch!

DOORS: 6.30pm SHOW STARTS: Approx 1 hr after doors OZ Productions presents Turkish rapper BLOK3 live at The Clapham Grand on Friday 20th June. BLOK3 returns to London after his first show, which was sold out back in 2023. Real name Hakan Aydın, gained awaresness after his tracks ‘Vur’ & ‘Affetmem’ which hit over 100 million views. Over the years he has released many more tracks including ‘Sevmeyi Denemedin’, ‘Baybay’, ‘Esc★bar’, ‘Habibi’ featuring Stefflon Don and ‘Keşke’ featuring Ati242. He was chosen the best rapper of the year in Turkey at the ‘Kelebek Awards’ and is currently the only Turkish rapper to have over 7 million monthly listeners on Spotify. This event is strictly 16+. Valid physical photo ID is required. Those aged 16-17 will need to purchase the specific ticket or 16-17 years old and be accompanied by an parent / guardian aged 21+. Important information: For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 16+ event (16-17 year olds must purchase specific ticket)

The Music Never Ends - Vasari Singers' Album Launch Party Doors: 6.30pm, show start: 7.30pm To celebrate their album launch, join The Vasari Singers for a cabaret style evening of close harmony songs by The Beatles, Legrand, Shearing, Ellington, Mancini, Gershwin, the Swingles, Rutter and many more. Important information: For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. 14+ (Under 18s to be accompanied by someone 21+)

Welcome to the ultimate Pride Day Party starring Nadine Coyle! We’re opening our doors early so you can come straight (lol) from the parade & partying in Soho to dance the day away at our pop palace Doors 5pm / Last Entry 7.30pm / Event End 10pm (Or buy the double ticket which allows entry before 7:30pm and access to both the Day and After Party!) Surround yourself with gorgeous gays, queers & huns as we party to the best and most iconic pop on our fave day of the year We’ll have our incredible Dreamteam dancers & resident queen Miss LeighDing keeping you entertained, the campest DJs around in the form of Silly B★tch Disco & DJ Tete Bang plus cocktails & fishbowls, glitter makeup, balloon drops & maybe even YOU singing your heart out at big screen karaoke! Did someone say Diana Ross en masse...? PLUS our fave Gemini is joining us for our fave day of the year Pride Princess Nadine Coyle will Go To WORK on stage with the best Girls Aloud and hits & her solo bops! Our Pride Party marks her first performance in London since the bands 5-date sell-out at the O2 Arena ★ expect The newest pop bangers, iconic throwbacks & the biggest pride classics Pride-alicious performance from pop princess Nadine Coyle Incredible performances & dancers Cocktails, shots, fishbowls & bubbles Big screen karaoke Confetti, balloons drops & mirror balls Glitter makeup raising money for Good Law Project ★ 1000 pride lovers having the best Pride of their lives! party to The newest girly pop, 90s, 00s & 10s pop bangers & Pride classics from: CHAPPEL ROAN / TAYLOR SWIFT / KYLIE / BEYONCE / GIRLS ALOUD (obvs) / LADY GAGA / TROYE SIVAN / SHANIA TWAIN / SPICE GIRLS / DESTINY’S CHILD / SCISSOR SISTERS / CHER / ARIANA / SOPHIE ELLIS-BEXTOR / TLC / BRITNEY / GEORGE MICHAEL / MADONNA / KESHA / NIKKI MINAJ / JADE / T.A.T.U / CHRISTINA AGUILERA times, entry prices, last entry & ID £15 General Admission (valid before 7.30pm) £25 Day & After Party Ticket (valid before 7:30pm and permits entry to both events this day!) Last Entry 7.30pm / Event Ends 10pm 18+ & valid photo ID will be required for entry (photo of passport / driving licence is fine) No re-admission Important information: For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question. Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

Our iconic Pride After Party is back with the perfect close-out to your Pride 2025! Dance with us ‘til 3am Doors 10.30pm / Last Entry 12.30am / Event End 3am Our pride parties are legendary. We’re also home to the UK's biggest electro-pop club night and Charli xcx party so this year we’re bringing some of that energy into our Pride After Party Our dance floor will be packed with 1,000 brats, bears, butches & more as we party to a soundtrack of the best electro-pop and pride bangers all night long. We’ll have the hottest DJs, dancers & special guests plus shots shots shots, fishbowls, cocktails, balloon drops, confetti, and more of the classic CLUB GRAND extras expect The newest hyper-pop & the biggest pride classics Special guest performers The hottest DJs & dancers Shots, fishbowls & cocktails Confetti, balloons drops & mirror balls Glitter makeup raising money for Good Law Project ★ 1000 pride lovers having the SWEATiest pride of their lives party to The ultimate soundtrack to your Pride night - a hot mix of hyper-pop, electro-pop and of course pride classics Charli xcx / lady gaga / troye sivan / beyonce / Rebecca black / scissor sisters / doechii / Kim petras / britney / azealia Banks / kesha / Nicki minaj / Jade / Christina aguilera / billie eilish / cardi b times, entry prices, last entry & ID £10 Early Bird (valid before 11.30pm) £25 General Admission (valid before 12.30am) Last Entry 12.30pm 18+ & valid photo ID will be required for entry (photo of passport / driving licence is fine) No re-admission This event is 18+ and valid physical ID is essential. For any accessibility questions or further show information, please contact [email protected] For any ticketing assistance, please go to DICE's Help Centre where you can find answers to all FAQs and also contact the team for further help. Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

Tribute to the infamous Oasis.

Sunday 12 October / doors 12pm / show approx one hour after doors Tom Scott presents: Lateral - A Live Comedy Panel Game Podcast Get ready for a night of sharp thinking and big laughs as Lateral takes to the stage at the iconic Clapham Grand as part of the Cheerful Earful Podcast Festival 2025. Hosted by YouTube favourite Tom Scott, this live edition of the hit panel game podcast invites a brilliant lineup of comedians to answer strange and surprising questions that require creative, lateral thinking. Joining Tom on stage are comedy heavyweights Ria Lina, Alasdair Beckett-King, and Iszi Lawrence - expect razor-sharp wit, unexpected logic leaps, and plenty of laughs as they tackle the weirdest problems you never knew needed solving. Part of the global Cheerful Earful Podcast Festival, bringing the world’s best podcast talent to live audiences. Find out more at cheerfulearful.co.uk Follow the festival on Instagram @CheerfulEarfulPodFest Follow Lateral @lateralcast 16+ All under 18s must be accompanied by an adult 21+. No more than two U18s per 21+ Important information: For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question. Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. 16+ All under 18s must be accompanied by an adult 21+. No more than two U18s per 21+

Sunday 12 October / doors 6pm / show approx 45 mins after doors BudPod with Phil Wang & Pierre Novellie - Live at Cheerful Earful Podcast Festival 2025 Comedy heavyweights Phil Wang (Netflix’s Philly Philly Wang Wang, Live at the Apollo) and Pierre Novellie (The Mash Report, Mock the Week) bring their hit podcast BudPod to the iconic Clapham Grand for their biggest live show to date - as part of Cheerful Earful Podcast Festival 2025. Expect all your favourite BudPod bits: there’ll be jingles, correspondence, and a live appearance from Lucky Kentucky - all delivered with the duo’s signature blend of absurdity, insight and properly funny podcasting chemistry. Whether you're a long-time “Bud” or brand new to the pod, this is going to be a chaotic, laugh-filled night you won’t want to miss. Part of the global Cheerful Earful Podcast Festival, showcasing the funniest podcasts from around the world. More info at cheerfulearful.co.uk Follow the festival on Instagram @CheerfulEarfulPodFest Follow BudPod @thebudpod Important information: For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question. Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

Sunday 12 October / doors 2.45pm / show approx 45 mins after doors Trusty Hogs - Live at Cheerful Earful Podcast Festival 2025 Join comedy powerhouses Helen Bauer (Daddy Look at Me, Live at the Apollo) and Catherine Bohart (Roast Battle, Mock the Week, 8 Out of 10 Cats) as they bring their brilliantly funny and delightfully chaotic podcast Trusty Hogs to the Clapham Grand for a special live recording. Each episode of Trusty Hogs sees Helen and Catherine tackle their own messy lives while solving listener problems with questionable wisdom and a lot of heart. Expect unfiltered chat, hilarious tangents, and a few surprises as they bring their signature blend of honesty, humour and friendship to the stage. Part of the global Cheerful Earful Podcast Festival, celebrating the world’s funniest podcasts with live shows across the UK, US, and Australia. Find out more at cheerfulearful.co.uk Follow the festival on Instagram @CheerfulEarfulPodFest Follow Trusty Hogs @trustyhogs Important information: For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question. Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

Sunday 19 October / doors 12.15pm / show approx one hour after doors Beware! Join clairvoyant, medium, and psychic Clinton Baptiste-famed from C4's "Peter Kay's Phoenix Nights"-as he guides you on a spiritual journey beyond the Celestial Curtain. Part of the global Cheerful Earful Podcast Festival, celebrating the world’s funniest podcasts with live shows across the UK, US, and Australia. Find out more at cheerfulearful.co.uk Follow the festival on Instagram @CheerfulEarfulPodFest Important information: For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question. Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

Doors: 6:15pm Show start: Approx. 1hr from doors A warm welcome to our first theatre show! Settle in for a night of chat, audience interaction, and raw, unfiltered takes as The Car Podcast gets onstage for our first ever theatre show - After the Watershed. Expect the usual unexpected detours, audience Q&A and exclusive merch for those attending. It's everything you love about the podcast - only louder, looser, and live. This will not be filmed, so get your tickets now to make sure you don’t miss out! This is an 14+ event. Under 18s to be accompanied by an adult 21+ ★★Important Information For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 14+ event. Under 18s to be accompanied by an adult 21+

Beans on Toast wild folk people Book Launch Party Sunday 21st September - The Clapham Grand 6pm - 10pm. Tickets from £15 British folk legend and Clapham Grand regular Beans on Toast returns to South London's finest music hall to launch his new book, and he’s promising songs, stories, and special guests galore. The new book, Wild Folk People, is a heartwarming, rebellious, and deeply human collection of stories about the extraordinary characters who’ve inspired his songs. At this special seated show, Beans will play the songs and introduce the characters and their stories. The book will be available on the night, and Beans will be signing copies. The Clapham Grand, with its rich history of variety and performance, is the perfect home for this one-off event. Part book launch, part folk show, part celebration of storytelling. This promises to be a unique evening from the one-of-a-kind songwriter, storyteller, and performer. \---- "It almost comes as a prerequisite when you’re a folk singer, but Beans on Toast really is a great storyteller." Louder Than War "He's a proper folksinger, a yarn-spinner, a character and a sage" Frank Turner "A master of his art" Full Pelt Https://beansontoastmusic.Com/ - For any ticketing queries please contact [email protected] - For any accessibility requirements or tickets, please contact [email protected], where you shall receive a code to access and pay for your tickets. (availability depending) - For any other questions, please refer to our Contact / FAQ page - thegrand.info/contact - Please note there will be strobes, flashing lights, loud noises, confetti, the occasional balloon drop and other fun stuff used in the venue. If you have any concerns about this don't hesitate to contact us via [email protected] - we want to make sure you have a safe experience with us! Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 14+ event (under 18s must be accompanied by an adult 21+)

Sunday 24th August Doors: 4pm LONDON... it’s the MTR BANK HOLIDAY MATINEE SPECIAL! Sunday 24th August @ the clapham grand 4pm-9pm bank holiday Sunday daytime rave Sing. Dance. Belt your heart out. This event is strictly 18+. Valid physical photo ID is required We’re back in the capital for a daytime musical theatre rave like no other - and this time, it’s taking over the legendary Clapham Grand on Bank Holiday Sunday! This isn’t just any venue - the Grand is a historic Grade II listed theatre, a former music hall built for drama, spectacle, and singalongs. Honestly? It was born to host a musical theatre rave. Expect velvet balconies, soaring ceilings, confetti cannons, and a crowd that knows all the words to Seasons of Love. Whether you’re a jazz hand junkie, a Sondheim superfan, or just here to Defy Gravity with a Clapham cocktail in hand, this is your spotlight moment! What to expect? Non-Stop Musical Theatre Anthems - From Broadway bangers to West End icons, it’s back-to-back belters from curtain up to encore. ★ Themed Performers & Live Entertainment Mass Singalongs & Lip Sync Battles Dress-Up Encouraged Doors at 4PM - Last entry 6PM - Party ends 9PM (but you'll still be humming Les Mis on the night bus home). Early Bird Tickets LIVE NOW! Tag your theatre gang, grab your glitter, and book your spotlight. Because this Bank Holiday, the only thing limited should be the run of Cats. ★★ End Scene★★ ★★Important information: ★★For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

TEAM RnB DAY PARTY & BRUNCH! doors: 12pm bottomless: 12:30pm - 1:30pm event end: 5pm Physical Photo ID is required! Lisa & Dan events are super excited to announce the Team RnB Brunch! On Saturday 12th July 2025 at Clapham Grand 12pm - 5pm Expect to hear: Usher ashanti Mario beyoncé ginuwine brandy sisqo ja rule ciara cassie nelly boyz II men mariah Carey aaliyah destin'ys child next Monica rihanna TLC akon Alicia keys Mark Morrison ne-yo Kevin lyttle donell Jones Craig David Sean Paul kelis Mary j blige jagged edge joedice h town Keith sweat brandy swv en vogue food & drink Bottomless rum punch cocktails Bottomless 12:30 - 1:30pm Food by Thunderbird Chicken V (Quorn) Vegan option available. Please purchase the Veggie/Vegan ticket listed Attractions: ★ UNLIMITED FOOD & DRINK (60 min) ★ stage production ★ free giveaways ★ fully license bars ★ games ★ chill out area \+ loads more !!!! For any ticketing queries please contact DICE's Help Centre first, or contact [email protected] Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

Friday 15 August / m&g doors 6pm / ga doors 7pm / show approx 8pm Ayo, sis-Aja is in the building! The star of RuPaul's Drag Race Season 9 & All Stars 3 is flying in straight to Clapham Grand & she's bringing the full Haus with her, hunny Join the Brooklyn-bred banjee queen Aja and her fiercely talented daughters Kandy Muse, Xunami Muse and Dahlia Sin in this one night only drag xtravaganza! Expect Aja's signature fast tongue, sickening vogue moves and iconic performances From the hood to Hollywood; Kandy Muse will be strutting her OPTIMISTIC stuff just for us! Yer! The natural disaster has arrived! Xunami Muse came through from the hood to shake the groove... Are you ready to live a little, sin a lot? She's Dahlia Sin & she's a fierce brocc-ally Ultimately - who could miss seeing the queen behind the iconic 'You’re perfect, you’re beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you’re a model...' takedown?! Presented by DFIU Events. 14+ (All under 18s must be accompanied by an adult 21+. No more than two under 18s per 21+) Important information: For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. 14+ (All under 18s must be accompanied by an adult 21+. No more than two under 18s per 21+)

Welcome to larger than life independent wrestling. Welcome to Riot Cabaret! We're back at The Clapham Grand on the last stop to our biggest show of the year! With Forbidden Door weekend behind us, it’s time to for all the fallout from a history-making Riot Cabaret show. Expect hard-hitting and high-flying action, jaw-dropping surprises, and the most impeccable vibes anywhere in the capital. It's everything you need to make Tuesday the best night of your week! Looking to organise a night out with a difference? Sure thing: take advantage of our group booking discount to give your friends and workmates an unforgettable night out! Or why not go for a VIP Royal Box to truly enjoy the show in style? Doors: 18:30 Pre-Show: 19:20 First Bell: 19:30 Approximate Finish: 22:30 PLEASE NOTE: This event is 14+ (under 18s must be accompanied by an adult 21+) Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 14+ event (under 18s must be accompanied by an adult 21+)

Thursday 7th August / doors 6.30pm / show approx one hour after doors The ultimate Queens of Themes celebrate 5 years of nostalgia and nonsense with HAM It Up The Greatest Hits: Volume 2 In 2020 (let's not go into that too much), on a roundabout in South London, two utterly stupid bitches concocted a series of themed drag cabaret shows that took the world by storm. Fast forward to 2025 and their unique and unhinged takes on some of the most beloved media franchises have become the hottest ticket in town. Join HERR & Me this August as they bring back their most favourite characters from You Shall Not Yass, Don't Stop Believin', Shrektacular and more Plus a supporting cast of all star guests tba... ★★Important information:★★ For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question. Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

Soca Republic Concert - Carnival Edition Doors: 6PM Show starts: 7PM Show ends: 11PM Relive the moments of Soca Republic & join for our first Carnival Edition Concert. We're bringing Artists from across the Caribbean Islands to perform with a full live band plus a line up of DJs to keep you entertained. Get ready to sing along and dance to some of the most talented artists in Soca, Bouyon, Dennery Segment, Calypso & Creole Rhythms. It’s time for a Soca concert to remember get ready for Notting Hill Carnival with your rags, flags & feathers, let's celebrate culture together! Headline Act: Live from St Lucia Sedale and Erphaan Alves from Trinidad and Tobago Previous international & local Soca Artists performers have included Edwin Yearwood, Lavaman, Terri Lyons, Merzy, Terrah Dan, Walkes, Deevine, K-Lee, Scrappy Sinon, Vibez King Presented by Radiate Festival Admission age 14+ with Guardian over 21 Important information: For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is a 14+ event. Under 18s must be accompanied by and adult 21+

UK garage brunch! SATURDAY 30th August 2025 ★doors: 12pm Event end: 5pm ★ Valid physical Photo ID is required! We are super excited to announce our next UK Garage Brunch - back for 2025! Bringing you the hottest names and vibes from the UK Garage Scene, headed up by the iconic Lisa Maffia and DJ Dan Jolly featuring an hour of bottomless cocktails & chicken! Get your tickets now! This event is held on Saturday 30th August 2025 at The Clapham Grand 12pm - 5pm. If you have any dietary requirements, please email Dan from the Garage Brunch UK team on [email protected]. You must do this by the Wednesday before the event, at the latest (Wed 27th Aug)!!! Please note: Bottomless booze finishes at 1:30pm. Line up ★★ DJ luck & mc neat ★★ Lisa maffia & romeo ★★ Dan jolly ★★ starky mc ★★ Dan da man ★★ mixture food & drink Bottomless rum punch cocktails Bottomless 12:30 - 1:30pm Food by Thunderbird chicken V (Quorn) Vegan option available. Please contact us 3 days prior the event attractions ★ UNLIMITED FOOD & DRINK (60 min) ★ free giveaways ★ fully license bars ★ games ★ chill out area \+ loads more !!!! For any ticketing queries please contact DICE's Help Centre first, or contact [email protected] Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event