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Carl Hutchinson

Carl Hutchinson

21 Aug 2026 - 15 May 2027

Carl has a unique blend of storytelling and physical comedy, with a dash of down-to-earth banter. He's known for his sharp characterisations, impeccable timing, and energetic delivery, which has earned him a reputation as a "powerhouse comedian" on the UK circuit. ‘Fine Whine’ is a brand new show and is Hutchinson’s biggest and best tour yet! The show centres around Carl’s demands of being a modern-day dad & finding his place in society. He's a must-see act for anyone who loves laughter and good storytelling.
The Groove Chorus

The Groove Chorus

12 Jun 2026 - 12 Jun 2026

Friday 12th June / doors & bars open 7:00pm / show starts approx. 1 hour after doors / show end 10:30pm / after party until 1am! Not your average choir - The Groove Chorus will be turning up the volume once again at The Clapham Grand! Featuring a choir of 50 and a mega 8-piece live band, they'll be bringing their iconic dance anthems with a disco twist, inspired by queer culture from the 80s to today (drenched in double denim of course). See you there! x For any ticketing enquiries please contact DICE's Help Centre first, or contact [email protected] Presented by The Clapham Grand. 18+
Cabaret Extreme

Cabaret Extreme

24 Feb 2027 - 24 Feb 2027

Wednesday 24th February 2027 / doors & bars open 7pm / show starts approx. 1 hour after doors This is an 18+ event Experience a World where the bizarre becomes beautiful, and the impossible becomes reality. From the creative visionaries behind the world’s most iconic circuses comes CABARET EXTREME-a beautifully bizarre blend of burlesque, daring drag, extreme stunts, and contemporary circus. Whether you crave near impossible stunts, captivating storytelling, or laugh-out-loud moments, CABARET EXTREME delivers something for everyone. Prepare to be thrilled, moved, and inspired as this unconventional masterpiece brings the extraordinary into existence. If you have any questions please scroll down to the FAQ section below. Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event
Dom Joly: The Conspiracy Tour

Dom Joly: The Conspiracy Tour

16 Sept 2026 - 5 Jun 2027

Its been twenty-five years since Trigger Happy TV burst onto our screens, transforming the hidden camera format with its surreal universe of characters and unforgettable pranks. Now, to celebrate a quarter-century of chaos, Dom Joly is bringing his most iconic characters and sketches to the stage in the Trigger Happy TV Live! 25th-anniversary tour. Fans will experience beloved moments from the show, including The Giant Snail, The Traffic Warden, The Morris Dancer, The Scout, A Gang of Squirrels, and THAT Big Mobile Phone. Dom will share behind-the-scenes stories and insights on how these unforgettable moments came to life. But the surprises don't stop there this is live theatre, and fans can expect the unexpected.
Dub Vendor's 50th

Dub Vendor's 50th

25 Sept 2026 - 25 Sept 2026

Friday 25th September 2026 / doors & bars open 9pm / last entry 12:30am / 18+ Dub Vendor Records Celebrates 50 Years in Business For Dub Vendor, 2026 marks 50 years of serving the people with reggae music. From humble beginnings to becoming a cornerstone of the London reggae movement, this milestone belongs not just to us, but to the community and the reggae industry that has stood firm over five decades. To honour this historic journey, we gather for an unforgettable anniversary celebration featuring artists from Fashion Records, alongside DJs and selectors who have walked the road with Dub Vendor or remain deeply connected to its legacy. This will be a coming together of elders and youth, old school and new generation, united through music and culture. Whether you shopped at Grove or Junction, or you're just a lover of good music, we are welcoming you all and returning to the place where it all began, Clapham Junction, SW11, South London. Back in Battersea for one night only, at the legendary: Clapham Grand 21-25 St John’s Hill London, SW11 1TT, on Friday 25th September 2026 This is not just an event, it's a celebration of roots, resilience and community. Join us in Battersea for a reggae-filled celebration marking 50 years in the business. Expect good vibes, wicked tunes, and even better company. If you have any questions please scroll down to the FAQ section below. Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event
Brazilian Carnaval 2027

Brazilian Carnaval 2027

7 Feb 2027 - 7 Feb 2027

Our famed Carnaval returns in 2027! Running 4pm - 10pm and with the best Samba, music & DJs in town. doors at 4pm / last entry 7pm Come join us for a samba-infused Sunday that will blast away your winter blues! This party always sells out, so make sure you buy in advance... Featuring live music, drummers, DJs, acrobats, facepainters, food and drink, this action-packed event will bring you the sizzling sights, sounds and flavours of Brazil. We’ll be dancing all night to samba, funk, house, MPB, bossa, forró, axé, pagode, sertanejo, hip hop, disco, sambass and much more! featuring: London’s best acts DJ playing the biggest hits from Brazil Performers, acrobats and dancers Authentic street food Caipirinha’s, Brahma & Themed cocktails Face painting Photo booth & much more! The Grand is opposite Clapham Junction station and is one of London’s most beautiful and historic venues. We hope you’ll agree that it’s the perfect place to celebrate Brazil’s biggest party of the year. doors - 4pm lastentry - 7pm event end - 10pm AGERESTRICTION - 18+ (Photo ID Essential) Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event
Super Bowl Lxi Live Screening At The Clapham Grand
doors & bars open 8.30pm / last entry 10pm Come watch the Super Bowl LXI LIVE on our huge 25ft screen surrounded by hundreds of American football fanatics We’ve got buckets of beer and hot food including fried chicken from Thunderbird until late (well, early in the morning!) plus real life cheerleaders, all the confetti & DJs to get you in the mood for an epic all nighter If you came to our 2026 Super Bowl screening you’ll know that we were at the top of our game (get it?), but we reckon the 61st Super Bowl with us will touch down as our very best sports screening ever Trust us when we say there really is no better place to be on Super Bowl Sunday 2027! 18+ / No re-admittence If you have any questions please scroll down to the FAQ section below. Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event
Alborada: The Sound Of Peruvian Andes London 2026
Sunday 27th septemeber / doors & bars open 6pm / show starts approx. 1 hour after doors / show ends approx. 9:30pm This is a 10+ event. Under 18s must be accompanied by an adult over 21 (max. 2 U18s per adult 21+) For the first time ever in London, experience the powerful, mystical sound of the Peruvian Andes brought to life by ALBORADA - one of Peru’s most iconic musical groups. With over 42 years on stage Alborada has captivated audiences across Latin America and Europe, launching countless hits, earning multiple national and international awards, and appearing regularly on TV and radio. Now, they bring their legendary energy and greatest songs to London. Their music is a breathtaking fusion of ancestral Andean traditions and contemporary sound. Ancient instruments echo the spirit of the Inca Empire, while rich harmonies, vibrant rhythms, and ceremonial dances create an unforgettable live experience. Songs performed in the native Quechua language connect you directly to centuries of culture and history. This is more than a concert - it’s a journey. A celebration of heritage, rhythm, and soul An immersion into the authentic sound of the majestic Andes, filled with positive energy and Inca spirit. Let the mountains sing. Let the spirit move you. Alborada live - an unmissable night of Andean magic! If you have any questions please scroll down to the FAQ section below. Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event
Live At The Clapham Grand With Phil Wang
October’s Live At The Clapham Grand will be headlined by Phil Wang, as seen in his own Netflix special and on Taskmaster, 8 Out of 10 Cats, The Last Leg, Have I Got News For You, and Live At The Apollo. He’ll be joined by Live At The Apollo, The Stand Up Sketch Show, and Guessable’s Helen Bauer, with many more names to be announced soon! Private boxes, tables and group tickets available to make your Friday night extra fancy, and of course you can rely on us for some fab cocktails and delicious hot food (Hot Beige lovers, if you know, you know ) Previous shows have featured James Acaster, Rose Matafeo, Sam Campbell, Ed Gamble, Sophie Duker, Rob Delaney, David O’Doherty, Catherine Cohen and Phil Wang. See who’s coming to the Clapham Grand next at liveattheclaphamgrand.com Line-ups subject to change. Refunds will not be offered in the event of line-up change.
Uk Garage Brunch Lisa Maffia Birthday

Uk Garage Brunch Lisa Maffia Birthday

13 Jun 2026 - 13 Jun 2026

UK garage brunch! Doors: 12pm, event end: 5pm Valid physical Photo ID is required! We are super excited to announce our next UK Garage Brunch. This event is held on Saturday 13th June 2026 at Clapham Grand 12pm - 5pm Doors open at 12pm - Bottomless starts at 12:30 and ends at 1:30 If you have any dietary requirements, please email Dan from the Garage Brunch UK team on [email protected]. You must do this by the Wednesday before the event, at the latest (Wed 10th June)!! Please note: Bottomless booze finishes at 1:30pm. For any ticketing queries please contact DICE's Help Centre first, or contact [email protected] Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event
The Harry Styles & 1d Pop Party - Together Tour Special
Friday 3 July / doors & bars open 10.30pm /last entry 12.30am / 18+ A massive all night Harry, One Direction & friends disco in celebration of the Together Tour This epic party will star a live set from the one and only The Harry Styles Show straight from Benidorm & the BRITS (yes, it's the one you've seen all over TikTok!) Hits Different will be on the decks with the perfect soundtrack to your night mixing old & new classics Expect DJs, discoballs, themed cocktails, live performances, confetti, balloons & hundreds of Harry lovers If you have any questions please scroll down to the FAQ section below. Please note Harry Styles won't be here! Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event
Nervy

Nervy

23 Dec 2026 - 23 Dec 2026

Wednesday 23rd December / doors 7pm / show starts approx. 1 hour after doors / show end 10pm This event is 12+. Under 18s must be accompanied by an adult over 21 (max. 2 under 18s per adult over 21) Nervy are one of the most recognisable modern rock bands from Ukraine. Known for explosive concerts and deeply relatable lyrics, they combine alternative rock with emotional storytelling. Their music captures the spirit of a generation. Get ready for an unforgettable live show. If you have any questions please scroll down to the FAQ section below. Presented by The Clapham Grand. This event is 12+. Under 18s must be accompanied by an adult over 21 (max. 2 under 18s per adult over 21)
Stand Up For Refugees 2026

Stand Up For Refugees 2026

16 Jun 2026 - 16 Jun 2026

Tuesday 16th June / doors & bars open 6:30pm / show starts approx. 1 hour after doors / show ends approx. 9:30pm This is an 16+ event. Under 18s must be accompanied by an adult over 21 (max. 2 U18s per adult 21+) Stand Up For Refugees with Refugee Action is back! Join us for another cracking comedy night with Shaparak Khorsandi, Tom Ballard, Josh Pugh, Gbemi Oladipo, Ester Manito, Milo Edwards and Alison Spittle. Let’s build a UK where refugees are welcome, and have a laugh while we’re at it. Every penny raised from this event will support Refugee Action’s work in welcoming refugees, campaigning for their rights, and offering support and advice to people who have had to flee their homes. If you have any questions please scroll down to the FAQ section below. Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 16+ event. Under 18s must be accompanied by an adult over 21 (max. 2 U18s per adult 21+)
Ghost Huns - Live From Cheerful Earful
Sunday 11th October / doors & bars open 11:45am / show starts approx. 45 minutes after doors This is a 14+ event. Under 18s must be accompanied by an adult over 21 (max. 2 U18s per adult 21+) Join comedians, basic huns and horror stans Hannah Byczkowski and Suzie Preece for their STUNNING Halloween show LIVE at the Clapham Grand! This year the huns bring their wildest and creepiest stories yet and they're convinced they'll make contact with the other side... Are you brave enough to get a ticket? Expect jump scares, laughs, leopard print and a load of prosecco. Bring your pals, enemies, lovers and fam for the HOTTEST Halloween ticket in the UK. You'll lol, you'll scream, you may even cry with fear. You've never seen a podcast show like it. They get haunted so you don't have to. If you have any questions please scroll down to the FAQ section below. Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is a 14+ event. Under 18s must be accompanied by an adult over 21 (max. 2 U18s per adult 21+)
World Cup: England Vs Ghana

World Cup: England Vs Ghana

23 Jun 2026 - 23 Jun 2026

Tuesday 23rd June / doors & bars open 5pm / game starts 9pm Football is coming home this summer, to the OG of big screen England games; The Clapham Grand “best atmosphere in London” - timeout ★ 24ft Cinema Screen, 6 Plazma TV screens & balcony projectors and screens. ★ Live music, DJ’s and classic England game highlights before each match. ★ Free beer with every ticket for all group games. ★ Seated, standing & tabled ticket options across the whole venue. ★ Beer deals and hot food all night. ★ Over a thousand of you all celebrating our boys all the way to victory () Tickets for England's World Cup Games always sell faster than it takes Harry Kane to get to 50 champions league goals, so make sure you grab them as soon as you can Strap yourselves in and join us for England’s emotional World Cup roller coaster If you have any questions please scroll down to the FAQ section below. Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event
World Cup: England Vs Panama

World Cup: England Vs Panama

27 Jun 2026 - 27 Jun 2026

Saturday 27th June / doors & bars open 6pm / game starts 10pm Football is coming home this summer, to the OG of big screen England games; The Clapham Grand “best atmosphere in London” - timeout ★ 24ft Cinema Screen, 6 Plazma TV screens & balcony projectors and screens. ★ Live music, DJ’s and classic England game highlights before each match. ★ Free beer with every ticket for all group games. ★ Seated, standing & tabled ticket options across the whole venue. ★ Beer deals and hot food all night. ★ Over a thousand of you all celebrating our boys all the way to victory () Tickets for England's World Cup Games always sell faster than it takes Harry Kane to get to 50 champions league goals, so make sure you grab them as soon as you can Strap yourselves in and join us for England’s emotional World Cup roller coaster If you have any questions please scroll down to the FAQ section below. Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event
Myra Dubois: Live At The Clapham Grand!
Sunday 14th June / doors & bars open 6:00pm / show starts approx one hour after / 18+ MYRA DUBOIS; the acid-tongued comedic force of nature returns to THE CLAPHAM GRAND this April! Join the self-styled 'Siren of South Yorkshire' for her signature quick-wit and un-rivalled crowd work. With 'support' from 'comedian' Frank Lavender & more special guests TBA. If you have any questions please scroll down to the FAQ section below. Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event
Dd40 - Mikel Erentxun - Duncan Dhu Tour 2026
Wednesday 11th November / priority entry doors & bars open 7pm / ga doors open 7:30pm / show starts approx. 1 hour after doors This is an 18+ event Prority entry tickets available from https://gotobeat.com/ Gotobeat & 7alent Scout by arrangement with Get In proudly present... DD 40 - MIKEL ERENTXUN - DUNCAN DHU TOUR 2025 - 2026 Queridos amigos desconocidos, este próximo 2025 se cumplen 40 años del debut discográfico de Duncan Dhu y saldré a la carretera a celebrarlo acompañado de mi banda Ruben Caballero guitarra, Mikel Azpiroz, teclados, Fernando Neira, bajo, Igor Telletxea, batería. Un concierto con un repertorio que incluirá todos los clásicos. Canciones incluidas desde los discos de POR TIERRAS ESCOCESAS hasta EL DUELO. Un paréntesis en mi carrera, aparcando mi discografía en solitario durante este 2025 y 2026, para centrarme exclusivamente en la de Duncan Dhu. ¡¡Nos vemos en los escenarios!! M.E. Dear unknown friends, this coming 2025 completes 40 years of the record debut of Duncan Dhu and I will go out on the road to celebrate it accompanied by my band: Ruben Caballero guitar, Mikel Azpiroz keyboards, Fernando Neira bass, Igor Telletxea drums. A concert with a repertoire that will include all the classics Songs included from the records from POR TIERRAS ESCOCESAS to EL DUELO. A parenthesis in my career, parking my solo discography during this 2025 and 2026, to focus exclusively on that of Duncan Dhu. See you on the stage!! If you have any questions please scroll down to the FAQ section below. Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event
Bad Girls

Bad Girls

31 Jul 2026 - 31 Jul 2026

Friday 31st July / doors & bars open 9pm / 18+ Direct from australia - the ultimate girls night out comes to London! Step into a bold, high-energy celebration of girlhood with Bad Girls! An electrifying audio-visual live DJ club night, Australian DJ Carly Gray fuses music, storytelling, and feminist fire to create the ultimate girls' night out. Expect an inspirational joyride through the ages, set to an all-female playlist and dazzling visuals celebrating the rule-breakers, rebels, and iconic women of the world. Expect to hear a whole lot of pop anthems from your favourite Bad Babes like - Taylor Swift Chappell Roan, Whitney Houston, Beyonce, Charli XCX, Natasha Bedingfield, Spice Girls, ABBA & more. This is not your average DJ set - it’s a pop-powered revolution. ★ “It’s a high-voltage celebration of girlhood, rebellion, and all-around badassery.” This is an 18+ event. If you have any questions please scroll down to the FAQ section below. Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event
That's All: A Devil Wears Prada Cabaret
Thursday 11th June / doors & bars open 6:30pm / show starts approx one hour later / 18+ Florals for spring? A drag cabaret show devoted to The Devil Wears Prada? Groundbreaking. That's All. A Devil Wears Prada Cabaret With the hotly anticpated sequel hitting the big screens we couldn't not put in a job app at Runway magazine. So join the Queens of Themes this June at The Clapham Grand and yes, we will be wearing the Chanel boots. So do not move at glacial pace, grab your tickets now for the fashion event of the year! Hosted by HERR & Me (both those Queens look exactly the same to me) Starring extra special guest That Girl as Andy Doors 6.30pm Show 7.30pm If you have any questions please scroll down to the FAQ section below. Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event
Amy Spalding: The Dykonic Handbook Tour
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Calling all dykes, divas and non-binary baddies! Are you familiar with: Navigating the lesbian web like a pro? How to tell if she’s flirting or just giving you a compliment? Why a £950 pair of Diesel boots alone does not make you a ‘diesel dyke’? (Something Amy learned the hard way.) If not don’t worry, as luckily breakout star of BBC’s I Kissed a Girl - and everyone’s favourite lesbian big sister - Amy Spalding is on hand to answer all these queer conundrums and more, to help you to live, laugh and love all things lesbian. Join Amy at these special events as she covers everything you need to live your best sapphic life; such as finding community, dating, and navigating breakups; as well as running through queer terminology, how to look the part and key cultural touchstones. Alongside a special guest host, each show will feature stories from Amy’s own gloriously messy journey, heartfelt advice from sapphic elders, as well as the chance to ask Amy your questions. This show is for anyone at any stage of their queerness, whether you’re newly questioning, proudly out - or somewhere in between - this will be the ultimate guide to becoming absolutely DYKONIC, daaarling. 'The Dykonic Handbook' will be published by Bloomsbury on 18th June 2026 This is a 14+ event. Under 18s must be accompanied by an adult 14+ (max. 2 U18s per adult 21+)
Myki Meeks, Darlene Mitchell & Nini Coco - London
Friday 9th October / m&g doors & bars open 6pm / m&g starts 6:15pm / ga doors open 7:15pm / show starts approx 8pm This is a 14+ event. Under 18s must be accompanied by an adult over 21 WIG & TONIC presents myki, darlene & nini live The Final 3. No Holding Back. Get ready, UK... the FINALISTS of Season 18 are hitting the stage. Straight from the latest season of RuPaul’s Drag Race, Myki Meeks, Darlene Mitchell, and Nini Coco bring three powerhouse energies and one unforgettable show. Nini Coco is your high-fashion, high-concept diva, delivering polished looks, theatrical precision, and undeniable star power every time she steps on stage. Myki Meeks is the ultimate entertainer, known for her magnetic charisma, sharp wit, and commanding presence that’s carried her all the way to the finale. And Darlene Mitchell is a true standout of the season, serving bold performances, huge personality, and the kind of confidence that demands attention the second she hits the stage. Together? It’s chaos, chemistry, and top-tier competition at its absolute peak. Expect killer solo numbers from all three queens, a high-energy group moment, and plenty of on-the-mic chaos, with candid chats, behind-the-scenes tea, and a live Q&A where nothing is off limits. This is your chance to see the queens who defined Season 18, live and unfiltered, while the world is still watching it unfold. Don’t wait. Tickets will move FAST. Limited Meet & Greet tickets are available in each city - grab yours before they’re gone! If you have any questions please scroll down to the FAQ section below. Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is a 14+ event. Under 18s must be accompanied by an adult over 21 (max. 2 U18s per adult 21+)
Wim Mertens

Wim Mertens

10 Sept 2026 - 10 Sept 2026

Thursday 10th September / doors & bars open approx. 7pm / show starts approx 1 hour after doors / show ends approx. This is a 14+ event. Under 18s must accompanied by an adult 21+ (max. 2 U18s per adult 21+) Experience an unforgettable evening with legendary composer Wim Mertens, live at the Clapham Grand’s in an exceptionally intimate setting. Mertens unveils his captivating last album, As Water Is to Fish, in a duo. Duo is: Wim Mertens accompanied by soprano saxophone / clarinet. Renowned for his distinctive musical language and emotional depth, Mertens invites the audience into a world where minimalism meets lyrical intensity. Known worldwide for his mesmerizing score to The Belly of an Architect and timeless pieces like Struggle for Pleasure, Often a Bird, Iris and Close Cover, Mertens invites you into his unique musical universe. A rare chance to experience a true master up close. Don’t miss this extraordinary concert. If you have any questions please scroll down to the FAQ section below. Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 14+ event. All U18s must be accompanied by someone 21+. No more than two U18s per over 21.
Pub Choir

Pub Choir

6 Oct 2026 - 7 Oct 2026

Pub Choir is low-key a big deal in Australia, but we realise that counts for nothing because it's so far away. So here we are, flying around the world to prove our point: everybody can sing (not well, but literally). Come and experience an extremely chaotic music lesson led by witch/teacher Astrid Jorgensen who'll have you belting out a song in 3 part harmony with a room full of average strangers. Somehow it works. Trust us, ok? A group activity that doesn't suck, even if your voice does!
DFIU Events London Presents: The Cntressas Tour
Prepare for a cosmic collision of talent, beauty, and absolute dominance! The Intergalactic Cntressas are touching down for a high-octane tour across the UK and EU, and you do not want to be left in the space dust. This isnt just a show; its a celestial takeover featuring a lineup of drag royalty that is truly out of this world. Leading the mission is none other than the newly crowned Winner of Drag Race UK vs. The World Season 3, GAWDLAND! Joining her are three icons ready to serve interdimensional excellence: Mariah Balenciaga: The legendary beauty from RuPauls Drag Race Season 3 and All Stars 5. Sminty Drop: The ultimate fashion Doll and look extraordinaire from Drag Race UK Series 4. Zahirah Zapanta: The high-energy performer and fan favorite from Drag Race UK Season 6. Presented by DFIU Events, this tour promises to be the drag event of the summer.
The Grand's Pride After Party '26 Feat Liberty X
Saturday 4th July / Doors 10pm / Last entry 11.30pm / End 3am / 18+ Just like a prayer, we'll take you there... To our Pride After Party! DJ Tete Bang, The Grand’s Dreamteam and special guests pop sensations Liberty X will be serving you pride & pop anthems all night long Expect confetti, disco balls, glitter and balloons galore alongside all The Grand's usual Pride magic We'll also have fabulous performances throughout the night, including a special moment to celebrate the ultimate Queen of Pop; Madonna Dance to Chappell, Gaga, Beyonce, Zara, Doechii, Sabrina, Cher, Kylie, Britney, Rihanna, Charli, Kim & all your fave pride bangers polite ticket based warning The Grand’s Pride After Party is legendary and always sells out, just sayin’... If you have any questions please scroll down to the FAQ section below. Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event
Alejandra Azcárate – “lo Que Se Permite, Se Repite"
Sunday 4th October / doors & bars open 7pm / show starts approx. 1 hour after doors / show ends approx. 10pm 14+. All under 18s must be accompanied by an adult 21+ No more than 2 U18s per 21+ Please note this show will be performed in Spanish 'Lo que se permite, se repite.' (What is allowed, is repeated) - Live in London! This new collective experience of reflection helps us recognise the extreme importance we attach to what is insignificant, and the scant value we place on what is truly important. Through warmth, sincerity, compelling arguments and humour, Alejandra connects deeply with the audience, creating a powerful blend of reflection and humour to help you break out of your routine and discover new things. If you have any questions please scroll down to the FAQ section below. Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is a 14+ event. Under 18s must be accompanied by an adult over 21 (no more than 2 under 18s per adult 21+)
Dvj Friede's Rewind 80’s Video Dance Party!
Saturday 20th June / doors & bars open 10pm / last entry 12:45am / curfew 3am This is an 18+ event DVJ Friede presents REWIND 80’S Video Dance Party! MTV TOTP Music Videos "see the music!" Dress in your best 80's outfit and relive the 80’s all over again for one night! Rewind80S.Com If you have any questions please scroll down to the FAQ section below. Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event
Bok Van Blerk & Appel In London

Bok Van Blerk & Appel In London

1 Nov 2026 - 1 Nov 2026

Sunday 1st November / doors & bars open 5pm / show starts approx. 1 hour after doors For one unforgettable night, South Africa is coming home to London... Two of our country’s most beloved icons. One legendary stage. Bok van Blerk and Appel are joining forces at the iconic Clapham Grand to bring you an evening filled with raw emotion, goosebumps and pure Afrikaans magic. These are the voices that have been the soundtrack of our lives - the songs that made us laugh, cry, dance and remember who we are. Whether you’ve been missing the braai, the veld, or just that unbreakable South African spirit... this is your night. A night where thousands of Saffas will sing every word together, where old memories come rushing back, and where for a few hours you’ll feel like you’re right back home under the African sun. This isn’t just a concert. This is a homecoming. This is family. This is Bok & Appel. Tickets are on sale NOW - but with limited capacity, this night will sell out fast. Don’t wait. Secure your spot today and be part of something truly special. We can’t wait to sing, dance and feel every emotion with you. If you have any questions please scroll down to the FAQ section below. Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is a 14+ event. Under 18s must be accompanied by an adult over 21 (max. 2 U18s per adult 21+)
Bop To The Top - The Disney Channel Party
Saturday 18th July / Doors 8pm / Show Time 9pm / Last entry 10pm / End 12am / 18+ “What team? Wildcats!” Bop to The Top is the world's biggest Disney Channel party! Dance to your favs from High School Musical, Camp Rock, Hannah Montana, and more all night. Already a touring institution in the USA, we'll will be delivering banger after banger from the Disney Channel catalogue so you can pop, lock, jam AND break. Expect... DJs spinning pure nostalgia from High School Musical to Hannah Montana, The Cheetah Girls to Camp Rock Crowd performances - you might even be a Rock Star A Starstruck Photobooth filled with props? You can bet on it! Getcha tickets now and getcha head in the game! If you have any questions please scroll down to the FAQ section below. Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event
Drizilik Live In London

Drizilik Live In London

4 Sept 2026 - 4 Sept 2026

Friday 4th September / doors & bars open 7:30pm / show ends approx. 12am This is an 18+ event Drizilik returns to London with his captivating Kriofusion music. His versatility as both a rapper and singer, combined with his unmatched delivery, has resulted in a string of chart-topping singles and collaborations, including the popular tracks “Sabi Road” and "Ashobi" featuring Idris Elba, as well as "Move Right" with BAFTA winner Big Zuu. His exceptional songwriting skills, infectious one-liners, and profound cultural metaphors on his award-winning albums and EPs "Shukubly" “Wait and See” & “Ashobi” have earned him the title of Sierra Leone's modern-day king. As a 2021 MTV Africa Music Awards nominee for 'Listener's Choice' and a featured act in the 2023 BET International Rap Cypher, Drizilik has graced stages from Lagos to Washington D.C. and headlined prestigious events like Youtube's Africa Day Concert, Madeng Festival, Gambia Music Festival, and Hull City's Freedom Festival. If you have any questions please scroll down to the FAQ section below. Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event
Massaoke: Christmas Live At The Grand

Massaoke: Christmas Live At The Grand

11 Dec 2026 - 11 Dec 2026

It's Christmaaaaas! Forget the frankincense and myrrh, you've got to bring the sing. We're excited for the return of Massaoke's Christmas sing-along at The Clapham Grand, to get you in the festive spirit. MASSAOKE is the best night out you’ll ever have – a euphoric, exhilarating live music experience with an extraordinary band smashing out megamixes, supercharged with confetti, inflatables, pyrotechnics and giant sing-along video lyrics… that’s right – the whole crowd sings together at a MASSAOKE show. For this festive edition, sing your heart out to all your favourite Christmas classics from the Massaoke hymn sheet from Mariah, to The Pogues, to Slade, Wizzard and much more. Expect confetti blasters, extraordinary costumes, inflatable microphones, and a huge dose of cathartic Christmas cheer. Gather all your naughty and nice friends and head to the Clapham Grand for a euphoric festive singalong like no other. We've also got Rockstar Weekend to help you sing your hearts out. Please be aware this is an unallocated standing show across the stalls and circle of the venue, with the circle located up four flights of stairs. We will fill the venue on a first come first served basis, starting with the stalls. Please arrive early to secure the best spot. For any access enquiries please email [email protected]. Please note this is a fully standing show. 18+ "Electrifying" - Time Out "One of London's best night's out" – Sunday Mirror "The euphoria of a mass karaoke sesh with your mates – on steroids” – Metro, London Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event
The Clapham Comedy Gala In Aid Of The Red Cross
Thursday 16th July / doors & bars open 6:30pm / show starts approx. One hour after doors 16+ All under 18s much be accompanied by someone 21+. No more than two U18s per 21+ The Clapham Comedy Gala in aid of The Red Cross brings together the best in British comedy to help raise funds for the war-torn areas of the Middle East. Emceed by the hilarious Ella Wills - we have an incredible line up inclusive of star of “The Mash Report” Nish Kumar, “Mock The Week” alum Ed Byrne and ‘Chabuddy G’ himself, Asim Chaudhry. Plus more side-splitting names to be announced. If you have any questions please scroll down to the FAQ section below. Presented by The Clapham Grand. 16+ All under 18s much be accompanied by someone 21+. No more than two U18s per 21+
GirlyPop Live

GirlyPop Live

7 Jun 2026 - 27 Sept 2026

Calling all pop music fans! Live Republic is thrilled to present GirlyPop Live, a spectacular celebration of all things pop! Get ready for an unforgettable day this Summer, featuring incredible tribute acts to your favourite pop stars, including Chappell Roan, Taylor Swift, Sabrina Carpenter, Lady Gaga and Dua Lipa! It’s the perfect opportunity to see all your favourite stars brought to life in one amazing event! But that’s not all, this isn’t just a concert it’s a full-on pop party experience: - Pop DJ spinning the hottest hits - Roaming entertainers bringing magic to every corner - A hair and glitter station to glam up your look - Bubbles and confetti for that perfect party vibe - Candyfloss, popcorn, and delicious street food vendors - Mocktails to keep the fun flowing This is the one and only event for young girls who dream of experiencing the magic of their favourite pop stars in a fun and vibrant atmosphere. Don’t miss out, sign up now!
Massaoke Time Machine
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Massaoke Time Machine

9 Oct 2026 - 16 Oct 2026

Bring the sing to the greatest smash hits of all time! Join the electrifying Massaoke band in their rockstar-powered Time Machine for an epic all-singing, all-dancing journey through music history, stopping off in every decade to bring you all the solid gold classics. From Elvis to Eminem, Beatles to Bon Jovi, Whitney to White Stripes, you can expect massive hairbrush anthems, giant lyric screens and the 'greatest party band of all time' (according to the Britain's Got Talent judges). Doors open at 6:30pm, and the live show starts around 8:15 pm. "One of London's best night's out" - Sunday Mirror "The euphoria of a mass karaoke sesh with your mates - on steroids" - Metro "Electrifying" - Time Out This is an 18+ event
Distant Pod - Live From Cheerful Earful
Saturday 10th October / doors & bars open 2pm / show starts approx. 30 minutes after doors This is an 18+ event Join Elis James (Elis & John, BBC Radio 5 Live), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth, BBC One), and Steff Garrero as they bring their hit podcast to the stage for a night of occasionally-talking-about-sport. That is, it’s three mates attempting to stay on topic - but getting gleefully sidetracked by anything from attempts to woo perplexed opticians, to the Rebecca Riots, to how many bees actually constitute a swarm, to just about anything else that pops into their heads. But there will be some sport. Eventually. Probably So whether you're a regular listener, a Distantpod Ultra, or you’ve just been gifted tickets by someone who couldn’t think of what else to get you, it’s your chance to experience the unfiltered, award winning, nonsense live. Come for the sport. Stay for everything else. If you have any questions please scroll down to the FAQ section below. Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event
This Paranormal Life - Live From Cheerful Earful
Sunday 11th October / doors & bars open 6pm / show starts approx. 1 hour after doors This is an 18+ event Award-winning comedy podcast hosted by Rory Powers & Kit Grier Mulvenna. Every episode, they investigate a different paranormal case! If you have any questions please scroll down to the FAQ section below. Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event
Retro Silent Disco

Retro Silent Disco

24 Jul 2026 - 24 Jul 2026

Friday 24th July / doors & bars open 6pm / show starts approx. 60 minutes after doors / last entry 8pm This is an 18+ event ★ highlights ★ Party in the spectacular setting of the Clapham Grand 3 DJs, You Choose The Party - 80s vs. 90s vs. 00s Running 7PM-10PM (Doors at 6PM) retro disco alert After a string of sell out events in the US, Australia and the UK, Amazing Silent Disco is bringing its surreal dance party to the stunning surroundings of Clapham Grand on Friday, 24th July. For one night only, this breathtaking historic space will be transformed into a giant dancefloor with a bar, nightclub-quality lighting, visual effects and, of course, three incredible DJs simultaneously blasting tunes from the 80s, 90s and 00s. You choose the vibe, and the hits keep coming. Already a global sensation, this is a retro silent disco experience you do not want to miss. what to expect On arrival you will be supplied with a set of wireless, light-up headphones. We’ve streamlined distribution so everyone can get on the dancefloor quicker. Each pair of headphones has a switch allowing you to toggle between our three live DJs. Hit the dancefloor and experience the magic as everyone grooves and sings along - then take off your headphones for a snippet of the wildest jumble of mass karaoke you’ve ever heard. music DJ1: 80s Step back into the electrifying era of the 1980s, where big hair, bold fashion and even bigger beats ruled the airwaves. Tunes from legends like Michael Jackson, Madonna, Prince, Queen and Whitney Houston will have you singing all night long. DJ2: 90s ★ Feel like gettin’ jiggy? This is the channel for you. Phat beats from Britney Spears, Eminem, Spice Girls, Backstreet Boys, NSYNC and more will keep the party going all night. DJ3: 00s With a naughty mix of pop, hip-hop and everything in between, we’ll be serving up bangers you cannot resist. From the bootylicious beats of Beyoncé and Shakira to unforgettable tunes from Usher, Lady Gaga, The Killers and more, the noughties channel will be totally off the charts. Age restriction: 18+ If you have any questions please scroll down to the FAQ section below. Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event
Judi Love: All About the Love

Judi Love: All About the Love

19 Jun 2026 - 19 Nov 2026

Bringing her fresh, unapologetic and charismatic real talk to theatres across the country, The One Like Judi Love hits theatres on her first official tour! Expect unrelenting and hilarious anecdotes from Judi's life! Expect unrelenting and hilarious anecdotes from Judi's life! Regular panellist on Loose Women and as seen on Taskmaster, The Jonathan Ross Show, The Graham Norton Show, 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown, and The Royal Variety Performance.
Pitbull & Kesha Hyde Park After Party!
Grab those bald caps & sunnies 'coz we're throwing another Pitbull Party right after his set at Hyde Park Party all night to Mr Worldwide's biggest bangers, Kesha's hugest hits and all the other massive pop tunes from their era - we're talking Usher, Avichii, JLo, Charli, Nikki & more. Our bar will be fully stocked with Fireball shots to get you in the mood for the Time Of Our Lives Let's Feel This Moment whilst the Dj Gets Us Falling In Love... Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event
Andres Parra

Andres Parra

9 Jun 2026 - 9 Jun 2026

Sunday 24th May / doors & bars open 6:30pm / show starts approx 7:30pm / show ends approx 10pm / 18+ This performance will be in Spanish El reconocido actor Andrés Parra presenta una experiencia única de exploración interior y autoconocimiento en una noche llena de humor y emoción. Parra, conocido por sus interpretaciones memorables en cine y televisión, se aventura en el mundo del stand-up comedy con su espectáculo "Venga que sí es pa’ eso". En este show, comparte anécdotas hilarantes de su vida, reflexiones cómicas sobre la sociedad y observaciones agudas sobre la vida cotidiana. El objetivo del espectáculo es enfrentar valientemente miedos y complejos, asumiendo una perspectiva diferente frente a las insatisfacciones de la vida. Con temas como el encuentro con el silencio, la soledad y la consistencia, Parra comparte su propia travesía a través del dolor, revelando cómo logró convertirlo en un poderoso maestro de transformación. “Mi transito atraves del miedo paralizante y la forma en que logre finalmente liberarme, y avanzar ahacia una nueva forma de ver la vida. Mi encuentro con el silencio, la soledad y la conciencia... Somos muchos los que andamos rotos y los que seguimos inconformes con todo. Es un compartir, un inspirar, un hacernos saber que no estamos solos en esta lucha interna contra nosotros mismos”, explicó Andrés Parra. Renowned actor Andrés Parra invites audiences into a bold, deeply personal, and unexpectedly hilarious night of storytelling and self-discovery. Best known for his unforgettable performances across film and television, Parra now steps into the world of stand-up comedy with his acclaimed show "Venga que sí es pa’ eso". Blending sharp humour with raw honesty, Parra shares laugh-out-loud anecdotes from his life alongside witty reflections on society and keen observations of everyday experiences. Beneath the comedy lies a powerful exploration of fear, vulnerability, and transformation. Through themes of silence, solitude, and self-awareness, Parra courageously confronts personal fears and insecurities, offering a fresh perspective on life’s frustrations. He reflects on his own journey through pain, revealing how he transformed it into a profound teacher and catalyst for change. This is more than a comedy show - it’s a shared experience of connection, inspiration, and recognition. Venga que sí es pa’ eso reminds us that many of us feel broken, uncertain, or dissatisfied - and that we are not alone in the internal struggles we face. A moving, funny, and honest night that will leave audiences laughing, reflecting, and feeling deeply seen. If you have any questions please scroll down to the FAQ section below. Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event
The Car Podcast Live In London!

The Car Podcast Live In London!

17 Jul 2026 - 17 Jul 2026

Friday 17th July / doors & bars open 6:15pm / show starts approx. 7pm This is a 14+ event. Under 18s must be accompanied by an adult 14+ (max. 2 U18s per adult 21+) The Car Podcast with Chris Harris & Friends The Car Podcast Live in London! A warm welcome to our second theatre show after last year’s smash hit! Settle in for a night of chat, audience interaction, and raw, unfiltered takes as The Car Podcast gets onstage back in London for its only date in 2026. Expect the usual unexpected detours, audience Q&A and merch for those attending. It’s everything you love about the podcast - only louder, looser, and live. This will not be filmed, so get your tickets now to make sure you don’t miss out! If you have any questions please scroll down to the FAQ section below. Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is a 14+ event. Under 18s must be accompanied by an adult 14+ (max. 2 U18s per adult 21+)
Filthy Fellas 'unite The Kingdom Uk Tour'
Thursday 20th August / doors & bars open 7pm / show starts approx. 8pm This is an 16+ event. Under 18s must be accompanied by an adult over 21 (max. 2 U18s per 21+) The Premier League is back, and the Filthy Fellas are ready to talk about it live on stage. Coming to cities across the UK this August, expect hot takes, season predictions, football banter and the no-holds-barred conversations fans love. Presented by Gotobeat live at Clapham Grand on 20th August 2026. Filthy Fellas is a union of football fans who came together in 2014 to redefine the way the game we love was discussed. Once a weekly football show featuring the UK's most exciting emerging voices, Filthy Fellas is now a movement encompassing those same voices who have gone on to take the sports and entertainment media world by storm - along with a few new ones we picked up along the way - and the supporters aka The Crowd who have been with us since day one and those just discovering us today. If you have any questions please scroll down to the FAQ section below. Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 16+ event. Under 18s must be accompanied by an adult over 21 (max. 2 U18s per 21+)
Secret Fm

Secret Fm

8 Nov 2026 - 8 Nov 2026

Sunday 8th November / doors & bars open 7pm / show starts approx. One hour after doors open This is a 12+ event. Under 18s must be accompanied by an adult over 21 (max. 2 under 18s per adult 21+) “it feels like we haven't seen each other in a hundred years” The legendary band “Sekret” is preparing for a major European tour! “Hello, it’s raining and gloomy today...” - whether on a rainy day or under bright sunshine, these words instantly make you want to sing along. That is the magic of the timeless hits by “Sekret”, a band beloved by more than one generation. Their music and lyrics have become truly iconic. And this autumn, these songs will come alive on European stages, performed by the legendary frontmen of “Sekret” - Maksim Leonidov and Nikolai Fomenko. Leonidov and Fomenko - a killer lineup - are heading out on the “Sekret FM” tour to deliver a true elixir of youth to their fans. Freshly prepared from a recipe tested by time, it will be filled with that unmistakable “Sekret” charisma that once conquered stadiums. Since the early 1980s, their songs have remained cult classics, accompanying everything from intimate kitchen gatherings to wild corporate parties - and, of course, concerts and shows of every scale. The European program will feature everything audiences are hoping for: “Privet”, “Boogie-Woogie Every Day”, “Alisa”, “My Love on the Fifth Floor”, and many other hits - songs deeply cherished by hundreds of thousands of people across Europe who still think and speak in Russian. But this will not be a retro show: “Sekret” continues to create new music that fits seamlessly into its golden repertoire. Taking the stage will be Maksim Leonidov and Nikolai Fomenko - because, and this is no secret, without them the band simply would not be the band. Charming, energetic, witty, they sing, play, joke, and radiate the spirit of real rock’n’roll, filling the venue with energy and pure joy. Want to see for yourself? The secret is simple: don’t miss it! \ «а мы не виделись, наверное, сто лет» легендарная группа «Секрет» готовит большой европейский тур! «Привет, сегодня дождь и скверно...» - и в дождливый, и в солнечный день эти слова вызывают желание подпевать. Таково свойство хитов команды «Секрет», сделавшее её любимицей не одного поколения. Эта музыка и тексты стали культовыми. Эти песни в живом исполнении легендарных фронтменов «Секрета» Максима Леонидова и Николая Фоменко прозвучат в Европе нынешней осенью. Леонидов и Фоменко, - убойный состав, - отправляются в гастрольный тур «Секрет FM», чтобы подарить своим фанатам настоящий эликсир молодости. Свежеприготовленный по рецепту, проверенному временем, он будет полон «Секретом» той самой харизмы, которая покоряла стадионы. С начала 1980-х их песни долгие годы оставались культовыми, неизменно сопровождая и домашние посиделки, и буйные корпоративы, и, конечно, концерты и шоу всех масштабов. В европейской программе «Секрета» будет всё самое ожидаемое: «Привет», «Буги-вуги каждый день», «Алиса», «Моя любовь на пятом этаже» и другие хиты - то, что памятно сотням тысяч жителей Европы, которые продолжают думать и говорить по-русски. Но это будет не ретро-шоу: «Секрет» продолжает создавать песни, которые отлично вписываются в его золотой репертуар. На сцену выйдут Максим Леонидов и Николай Фоменко, без которых, - и это не секрет, - группа не группа. Обаятельные, заводные, остроумные они поют, играют, шутят и искрят настоящим рок-н-роллом, который наполняет зал энергией и хорошим настроением. Хотите убедиться? Секрет прост: не пропустить! If you have any questions please scroll down to the FAQ section below. Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is a 12+ event. Under 18s must be accompanied by an adult over 21 (max. 2 under 18s per adult 21+)
Sophie McCartney

Sophie McCartney

5 Sept 2026 - 17 Apr 2027

After a phenomenal debut tour, award-winning comedian Sophie McCartney is back! A new decade beckons and she Does Not Believe It! What does life look like when you’re too old to be young, but too young to be old? Grab your glow sticks and join Sophie as she embarks on life’s next chapter with sequins, sporty laughs and a pair of killer orthopaedic heels.
Nexus: Summer White Party

Nexus: Summer White Party

22 Jun 2026 - 22 Jun 2026

Monday 22nd June / doors & bars open 11pm / last entry 12:30am / close 3am This is an 18+ event. Physical photo ID is required. There is no re-entry. Nexus returns to the Clapham Grand for the third time. Two sold out nights. Over 2,000 people. One of London’s most iconic venues. Now for the third instalment and the biggest yet: a summer white party in the heart of London. Dress code: all white, no exceptions Tickets on sale now If you have any questions please scroll down to the FAQ section below. Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event
Kerry-oke With Kerry Katona!

Kerry-oke With Kerry Katona!

10 Jul 2026 - 10 Jul 2026

FRIDAY 10TH JULY / MEET & GREET DOORS 6PM / GA DOORS 7PM / DRAG STARS & DJs FROM 7PM / KERRY-OKE 8.30PM / FREE ENTRY TO OUR PITBULL PARTY FROM 10PM Come join the icon that is Kerry Katona - fresh from her Mighty Hoopla performance - live on stage for a night of karaoke, confetti, cocktails, DJs, drag & all The Grand's usual magic Get up on stage with the Atomic Kitten star herself to belt out some of the biggest pop bangers & feel Whole Again Meet & Greet tickets available as an extra once you've purchased your ticket. If you have any questions please scroll down to the FAQ section below. Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event
The Groove Chorus

The Groove Chorus

11 Sept 2026 - 11 Sept 2026

Friday 11th September / doors & bars open 7:00pm / show starts approx. 1 hour after doors / show end 10:30pm / after party until 1am! Not your average choir - The Groove Chorus will be turning up the volume once again at The Clapham Grand! Featuring a choir of 100 and a mega 8-piece live band, they'll be bringing their iconic dance anthems with a disco twist, inspired by queer culture from the 80s to today (drenched in double denim of course). See you there! x For any ticketing enquiries please contact DICE's Help Centre first, or contact [email protected] Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event
The Groove Chorus

The Groove Chorus

12 Sept 2026 - 12 Sept 2026

Saturday 12th September / doors & bars open 7:00pm / show starts approx. 1 hour after doors / show end 10:15pm Not your average choir - The Groove Chorus will be turning up the volume once again at The Clapham Grand! Featuring a choir of 40 and a mega 8-piece live band, they'll be bringing their iconic dance anthems with a disco twist, inspired by queer culture from the 80s to today (drenched in double denim of course). See you there! x For any ticketing enquiries please contact DICE's Help Centre first, or contact [email protected] Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event
Sophie Mccartney

Sophie Mccartney

12 Dec 2026 - 12 Dec 2026

Saturday 12th December / doors and bars open 12:00pm / show starts approx. 1 hour after doors This is an 18+ event What’s better than a rave? A DAY RAVE! London, it’s time to gather the girls, grab your glowsticks, and get ready to be home with your bra off by 4:30pm - because comedian Sophie McCartney is bringing her comedy day rave to the Clapham Grand Think dancing, drinkies, comedy, games and prizes as Sophie hosts the ultimate millennial afternoon out. Book the babysitter, round up the crew, and nab your tickets before they’re go If you have any questions please scroll down to the FAQ section below. Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

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