Clinton Baptiste is the useless clairvoyant medium psychic from Peter Kay's smash hit comedy Phoenix Nights. Fresh from another sell-out UK tour, he's back to deliver the best of his recent work, plus some new bits. Join Clinton for his stories, jokes plus demonstrations of his amazing ability - and as always he'll be in the audience to give you truthful (but startling) readings from the spirit world! Not for the faint hearted.

Due to huge demand, John Shuttleworth returns to the Playhouse this November with Raise the Oof! Radio 4 favourite, comedy legend, and ‘the 42nd best reason to love Britain’ (The Telegraph) John Shuttleworth, is back with more hilarious stories and songs performed on his trusty Yamaha organ (with built-in auto accompaniment!) In Raise The Oof John celebrates 40 years in showbiz. Yes, it was 1985 when he met TV’s Clarinet Man – next door neighbour Ken Worthington who came last on New Faces in 73 (Tony Hatch crucified him!)

A Glorious Night of Glamour, Laughter and Feel-Good Fun Roll up, roll up... the UK’s longest-running burlesque show is back touring the nation with a thrilling new twist! Presenting An Evening of Burlesque Cabaret - a dazzling celebration of cabaret, burlesque and world-class entertainment. This ultimate variety show blends stylish cabaret, comedy, music and burlesque into a spectacular extravaganza of glitz and glamour. Featuring dazzling showgirls, specialty cabaret artists and stars of the stage and screen, this is a night of sophistication and stunning performances. Expect fun, feathers and fabulous costumes as we showcase the finest selection of specialty artistes, comedians and champagne showgirls. With its blend of cabaret charm and burlesque allure, this sensational show promises a uniquely seductive experience that redefines variety for the 21st century. Burlesque has enraptured audiences for centuries, and An Evening of Burlesque Cabaret delivers the very best in contemporary burlesque and cabaret artistry. Expect the unexpected with plenty of glitter, glamour and unforgettable moments. It’s cocktails and cabaret o’clock - a night to remember awaits! Age restriction: 18+

Bring the sing to the greatest smash hits of the 80s! Jump in your Delorean and head back to the decade of Hair rock, New Romantics, rolled-up sleeves and Ra-Ra skirts.. Live band, giant sing-a-long lyrics, the greatest hits of the 80s Songs from A-Ha, Whitney Houston, Bonnie Tyler, Bon Jovi, Toto, Queen, Madonna, Phil Collins, and many more…

A night dedicated to worshipping at the altar of Taylor Swift: non-stop Swifty all night: deep cuts, extended mixes, fan favourites and all the hits. Do you have a Blank Space in your diary? Then this night is Taylor-made for you! Join fellow fans in a celebration of the genius of the Swift - because she'll never go out of Style.

Acclaimed Northumbrian singer-songwriter drawing comparisons to John Martyn and Captain Beefheart.

Baba Yaga's Hut Presents: Jim Jarmusch and Jozef Van Wissem ★★★9th July 2025 - The Clapham Grand★★★ Jim Jarmusch and Jozef Van Wissem met on the streets of New York in 2006. They shared a lot of interest and background so a collaboration and a friendship was born. Jarmusch was looking to have Van Wissem compose a score for a film he had been trying to make for years, what he described as a “crypto-vampire film” about two lovers, outsider types who have been in love for hundreds of years. Van Wissem’s work comes from a tradition of avant-garde minimalism and lends itself well to the director’s stark cinematic works. Jarmusch has played guitar in bands on and off since the late ‘70s. Van Wissem’s compositional style involves hypnotic circular musical phrases that allow for a lot of contemplative space between the notes. Their first live performance was in Issue Project Room in Brooklyn in October 2011, where they appeared together for a Van Wissem curated concert program called “New Music for Early Instruments.” The idea for their first album, Concerning the Entrance Into Eternity (Important Records) developed from their live performance. Jarmusch has said that he considers these songs as Van Wissem’s compositions, and sees himself as someone filling in the background to Jozef ’s foreground, like the “scenic” on a film shoot, the one who paints the backdrops. “The sound of the lute is as bright as the sun, a beautiful red color and my stuff sounds sort of like the moon, more like blue, like mercury.” For any ticketing enquiries please contact DICE's Help Centre first, or contact [email protected] Presented by The Clapham Grand. 14+. All U18s must be accompanied by someone 21+. No more than two U18s per over 21.

Tribute triple bill tour featuring The Kopycat Killers, Scam Fender, and the Subarctic Monkeys

BEEFMINCE is back and it’s getting its balls out for another Bank Holiday bash on Sunday 25 May at the Clapham Grand. Yes, Sunday! Monday is a bank holiday so you can mince with the bears until the early hours, guilt free! BEEFMINCE BIG BALL is serving you: \- The UK's BIGGEST Bear Ball \- BEEFMINCE DJs SILVERHOOK & CACTUSHEAD \- Special guest DJ TBA SOON! \- GO-GO Dancing Bears \- Gear Stalls \- and more to be announced. Bank Holiday Sunday 25 May 2025. Doors Open 9pm. Last entry 1am. 3am close. More details at beefmince.com Tickets include a £1 Clapham Grand restoration fee which goes towards the invaluable upkeep of this iconic London landmark. Presented by BEEFMINCE. This is an 18+ event.

Another 'bracing flurry of idiocy' from the comedian Ed Gamble.

It's Christmaaaaas! Forget the frankincense and myrrh, you've got to bring the sing. We're excited for the return of Massaoke's Christmas sing-along at The Clapham Grand, to get you in the festive spirit. MASSAOKE is the best night out you’ll ever have – a euphoric, exhilarating live music experience with an extraordinary band smashing out megamixes, supercharged with confetti, inflatables, pyrotechnics and giant sing-along video lyrics… that’s right – the whole crowd sings together at a MASSAOKE show. For this festive edition, sing your heart out to all your favourite Christmas classics from the Massaoke hymn sheet from Mariah, to The Pogues, to Slade, Wizzard and much more. Expect confetti blasters, extraordinary costumes, inflatable microphones, and a huge dose of cathartic Christmas cheer. Gather all your naughty and nice friends and head to the Clapham Grand for a euphoric festive singalong like no other. We've also got Rockstar Weekend to help you sing your hearts out. Please be aware this is an unallocated standing show across the stalls and circle of the venue, with the circle located up four flights of stairs. We will fill the venue on a first come first served basis, starting with the stalls. Please arrive early to secure the best spot. For any access enquiries please email [email protected]. Please note this is a fully standing show. 18+ "Electrifying" - Time Out "One of London's best night's out" – Sunday Mirror "The euphoria of a mass karaoke sesh with your mates – on steroids” – Metro, London Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

Note: This performance is in Spanish La Nueva Normalidad’ - The New Normal’ is a stand-up comedy routine that captures everything that has happened since March 2020 until... well, forever! Because this is here to stay. Everything that unfolded in the wake of COVID... (I’m dropping the 19’ as the virus has been around so long we’re practically on first-name terms). It was all so unprecedented that it’s worth revisiting and summing up from a light-hearted, humorous, critical, and at times absurd perspective. This is quintessential Clavero style, whose sole aim with La Nueva Normalidad’ is to have you laughing your head off-maybe even more than you did in the old normal. Enjoy it! For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

The UK largest mass-karaoke returns to our stage this May! An amazing live band, giant sing-along lyrics and the greatest anthems of the 90s tonight we're gonna party like it's 1999! Join Rockstar Weekend ("The greatest party band of all time" according to Britain’s Got Talent) at the Clapham Grand for an epic 90s party. From girl power to grunge, britpop to boy bands, rock to rave, they’ve got you covered. MASSAOKE is the best night out you’ll ever have - a euphoric, exhilarating live music experience with an extraordinary band smashing out megamixes, supercharged with confetti, inflatables, pyrotechnics and giant sing-along video lyrics... that’s right - the whole crowd sings together at a MASSAOKE show. Too. Much. Fun. Featuring OASIS, NIRVANA, SPICE GIRLS, BRITNEY, BLUR, BRYAN ADAMS, AEROSMITH, AQUA, BACKSTREET BOYS, 90s dance anthems, and much more... Doors open: 6.30PM Show starts: 7:45PM Event finishes: 11:00PM Please be aware this is an unallocated standing show across the venue, with the circle located up four flights of stairs. We will fill the venue on a first come first served basis, starting with the stalls. Please arrive early to secure the best spot. For any access enquiries please email [email protected]. ★This is an 18+ event. Valid physical photo ID is required. "Electrifying" - Time Out "One of London's best night's out" - Sunday Mirror "The euphoria of a mass karaoke sesh with your mates - on steroids” - Metro, London Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event.

Doors 6pm / show approx one hour after doors Shoot From The Hip bring their award-winning, TikTok-viral improvised comedy BACK to the Clapham Grand! Featuring chaotic games, epic scenes, and ever-so-slightly unhinged performances, their Metro, Evening Standard, and Time Out-recommended shows are completely unscripted, unpredictable – and unforgettable. "Pitched to perfection \[…\] Go and see them, and wear waterproof mascara." ★★★★★ - Reviews Hub "Jaw-achingly funny" ★★★★★ - Bookmarks and Stages ''Quick-witted and fast on their feet’ - ★★★★ Broadway World “As refined as it is ridiculous \[...\] not one to miss.” - ★★★★ Broadway Baby "Side-splitting quick wit" - The Evening Standard "Well worth a shot (pun intended)” - Time Out Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 14+ event (under 18s must be accompanied by an adult 21+)

Our famed Carnaval returns in 2026! Running 4pm - 10pm and with the best Samba / music / DJs in town. DOORS AT 4PM / LAST ENTRY 7PM Come join us for a samba-infused Sunday that will blast away your winter blues! This party always sells out, so make sure you buy in advance... Featuring live music, drummers, DJs, acrobats, facepainters, food and drink, this action-packed event will bring you the sizzling sights, sounds and flavours of Brazil. We’ll be dancing all night to samba, funk, house, MPB, bossa, forró, axé, pagode, sertanejo, hip hop, disco, sambass and much more! FEATURING LIVE MUSIC FROM: London’s best acts DJ playing the biggest hits from Brazil Performers, acrobats and dancers Authentic street food Caipirinha’s, Brahma & Themed cocktails Face painting Photo booth & much more! The Grand is opposite Clapham Junction station and is one of London’s most beautiful and historic venues. We hope you’ll agree that it’s the perfect place to celebrate Brazil’s biggest party of the year. DOORS - 4PM LAST ENTRY - 7PM EVENT END - 10PM AGE RESTRICTION - 18+ (Photo ID Essential) - For any ticketing queries please contact the DICE Help Centre. - For any accessibility requirements or tickets, please contact [email protected], where you shall receive a code to access and pay for your tickets. (availability depending) - For any other questions, please refer to our Contact / FAQ page - thegrand.info/contact - Please note there will be strobes, flashing lights, loud noises, confetti, the occasional balloon drop and other fun stuff used in the venue. If you have any concerns about this don't hesitate to contact us via [email protected] - we want to make sure you have a safe experience with us! Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

Uk Garage Brunch! Valid physical Photo ID is required! We are super excited to announce our next UK Garage Brunch - back for 2025! Bringing you the hottest names and vibes from the UK Garage Scene, headed up by the iconic Lisa Maffia and DJ Dan Jolly featuring an hour of bottomless cocktails & chicken! Get your tickets now! This event is held on Saturday 31st May 2025 at The Clapham Grand 12pm - 5pm If you have any dietary requirements or need to request vegan/vegetarian options for food, please email Dan from the Garage Brunch UK team on [email protected]. You must do this by the Wednesday before the event, at the latest (Wed 28th May)!!! Please note: Bottomless booze finishes at 1:30pm. FOOD & DRINK Bottomless rum punch cocktails Bottomless 12:30pm - 1:30pm Food by Thunderbird Chicken V (Quorn) Vegan option available. Please contact us 3 days prior the event For any ticketing queries please contact DICE's Help Centre first, or contact [email protected] Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

Doors: 6pm Event start: 7pm Join Ready Singer One and Press X for London’s Nerdiest Concert!★★ Your favourite songs from anime and video games as you’ve never seen them before - with an ensemble of over 100 singers alongside one of the UK’s most popular anime bands. Featuring music from: God of War, Final Fantasy, Civilization IV, Lord of The Rings, Persona 5, Attack on Titan and more! Ready Singer One are the UK’s only choir who exclusively perform songs from video games, anime, and films. They are known for their energetic performances and transformative choral arrangements, having regularly collaborated with a number of orchestras as well as BBC Radio, the Science Museum, Comic Con, and Hyper Japan. Press X is London’s premiere anime and video game band known for performing both iconic pop culture songs mixed in with their own original compositions. Their repertoire is inspired by an eclectic mix of hard rock, progressive metal and visual Kai, with an occasional 8-bit chiptune for good measure! Having performed all over the UK at nerd conventions and inner-city music venues alike, Press X are excited to be working with Ready Singer One for the first time! Ready Singer One and Press X’s first joint concert is not one to miss! ★★Important information: ★★For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question. Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is a 14+ event (under 18s must be accompanies by someonee 21+)

Doors: 6PM Show starts: 7PM WHINDERSSON NUNES LIVE IN LONDON – “ISSO DEFINITIVAMENTE NÃO É UM CULTO” After the success of "Isso Não é um Culto" in 2023, Brazilian comedy sensation Whindersson Nunes is back on stage with a brand-new show that promises even more laughs, deep thoughts, and sharp provocations. In 2025, he presents "Isso Definitivamente Não é um Culto", a fresh special that dives into themes like the imminent end of the world, current events, social media, religion, and much morealways with his unique and irreverent perspective. Get ready for an innovative show packed with irony, wit, and Whindersson’s one-of-a-kind take on today’s world. Live at The Clapham Grand – Don’t miss it! ★★This show will be in Portuguese ★★Important information: ★★For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

Jump aboard the queerest Tardis in time and space for a night of cosmic drag and cabaret, all inspired by the greatest TV show in the universe – Doctor Who. As we adventure through the variety-vortex, prepare for a supermassive night of extraterrestrial entertainment feat. an interstellar line-up, lots of surprises, and all the cosmic chaos you could dream of… Because as always with the Doctor – expect the unexpected… Our vortex manipulators are fully-charged, our sonics are ready to be screwdrivered. We’re gonna exterminate the dancefloor, cos there ain’t no party like a Time Lord party. The future is here, and it’s queer! “Hilarious and beautiful and wonderful and wild. Actually, one of the best nights of my whole life” - Russell T Davies “Celebrates Doctor Who in the most fun, feel-good way possible, in a space where everyone is welcome” - The Reviews Hub Content note: Strong language, adult themes, partial nudity, loud noises, flashing and moving lights, haze.

Get ready for to celebrate life, Pitbull style! Life is not a waste of time, time is not a waste of life. So let's not waste any time, get wasted and have the time of our lives! Don’t Stop The Party and spread the International Love in a night dedicated to Mr Worldwide. DJs will be playing a heavy dose of Pitbull alongside all your fav 2000s and 2010s throwback party anthems! Swing your partner 'round and 'round, end of the night it's goin' down!

weds 21 May / doors 6.00pm / show approx one hour after doors DABO LANG x NIGHTICKET x RADIOMARS - Live in London Presented by Flowing Water & 852 Live & Produced by CLS Ideas Three of China’s most cutting-edge bands come together for the first time in the UK, bringing an electrifying night of electronic, rock, and experimental sounds to London! Following their performances at The Great Escape Festival in Brighton, DABO LANG, NIGHTICKET, and RADIOMARS will unite for a one-night-only showcase: "FUHUI 赴汇". A night where electronic pulses collide, sonic landscapes intertwine, and music transcends cultural boundaries-this is a rare cross-continental journey into the depths of sound and energy. lineup Dabo Lang A fusion of new wave electronica and psychedelic rock, DABO LANG crafts immersive sonic waves that oscillate between intensity and euphoria. Nighticket A Beijing-based electronic duo blending Synth Pop with Progressive House, creating hypnotic rhythms that dissolve into the night. Radiomars A genre-bending collective integrating synths, acoustic instruments, and orchestral elements, pushing the boundaries of sound with cosmic resonance. One night only. One unforgettable experience. Get your tickets now on Dice and witness the future of Chinese independent music live in London! Important information: For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. 14+ all under 18s must be accompanied by an adult 21+. No more than two U18s per 21+

Tuesday 27th May / doors 6.30pm / show approx one hour after Leah Dou's first solo concert tour - "Out of The Loop" has now kicked off! As a pioneer singer-songwriter of Gen Z, Leah Dou's unique personal style and unbridled creative talent are deeply supported and loved by the majority of music fans. Her music works are not confined to traditional genres and genres, using a lazy and ethereal voice, playing with experimental music styles, electronic, light jazz, psychedelic rock, folk and other elements to integrate and reshape, full of romance and wonderful imagination. Leah Dou and the concert production team spent a lot of energy and effort to polish it repeatedly; At the same time, the stage design, visual presentation, and repertoire arrangement of the concert are also equipped with more diverse designs and surprises, so that all kinds of small ideas "outside the situation" will meet and collide on the stage. Strive to use a sincere performance to create a relaxed and romantic music space for the fans who come to the scene to support her, and provide a spiritual supply full of healing power! ★★Celebrating Eight Years of Musical Evolution★★ Since her debut eight years ago, Leah Dou has continuously evolved as an artist, pushing creative boundaries with her distinctive sound. She has released five original studio albums, including her most recent work, “空中飛人” (In the Air), showcasing her growth as a songwriter and producer. Her earlier albums, such as “Stone Café” (2016) and “Kids Only” (2017), captured her experimental spirit, earning her widespread acclaim and a dedicated fanbase. Leah’s music has been praised for its genre-defying nature, with critics recognizing her ability to seamlessly blend styles while maintaining an authentic, emotional core. Throughout her career, she has been celebrated with numerous accolades, including nominations at a few Chinese Music Awards. Her bold artistic vision and innovative sound have solidified her reputation as one of the most exciting voices of her generation. The tour serves as a celebration of her journey so far, featuring signature songs from every chapter of her career. Whether long-time fan or new listener, the audience will experience the full spectrum of Leah’s artistry, from her early explorations to her latest sonic innovations. With a setlist carefully curated to include fan favorites and special surprises, Leah aims to create an atmosphere of connection, warmth, and emotional resonance. This is a journey you won’t want to miss. Important information: For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. 14+ All under 18s must be accompanied by an adult 21+. No more than 2 U18s per 21+

Brutus Gold's Love Train in London: DISCO INFERNO Doors: 7PM Show start: 8PM Don a wig and Do the Hustle! The original Disco experience is coming to Clapham Junction! Strap yourselves in, hold on tight the Disco Mothership the legendary ‘Love Train’ steam into the Clapham Grand London, Dance till your feet are sore as the UK’s most original Disco experience steams into London on June 13th. The Love Train, a real-life Disco Inferno: has the power to transport crowds back to the glorious and carefree days of platform shoes and polyester. Boogie the night away to a soundtrack of A-Z Disco Classics, lead by Puerto Rican Love God DJ ‘Brutus Gold’, along with his cohort of 70's superstars, who will take you on a journey like never before. Guests are in for a treat as the Clapham Grand comes to life with astounding production and glamorous scenery, taking crowds back to the days when Disco ruled. Expect a night of non-stop fun. Do 'The Hustle’ and have the chance to participate in the legendary ‘Disco-Dance-Off’, where contenders battle-it-out on stage to win the world’s most coveted prizes (not to mention the crown of 'The Greatest Dancer’). In the unlikely case that you’re not familiar with Brutus Gold’s Love Train and it’s all star cast, (where have you been) there’s no better time to discover the spell-binding extravaganza of 70’s dance, zany humour and intimate interaction which has made it so successful. Over more than 30 years, The Love Train has received international recognition as the number 1 disco show, with accolades from MTV, Owen Wilson, and Tina Turner, who revealed she “Danced All Night” at her private party. First Timers have to see it to believe it. More recently the show performed in the main arena the ‘Boogietown’ Festival in Waltham on Thames receiving rave reviews from the festival goers. Welcoming all party-goers to join the celebration, this is the perfect occasion to let your hair down and have the time of your life. And remember, take the opportunity to get dressed up and come along as your favourite 70s pop star, or favourite movie or TV icon - there’s no rules, just keep it cool. Get ready for Friday June 13th, Don your Finest Fro, Flaunt your flares and Pull on your Dancing shoes - From the First to the Last Dance, be prepared to be Lost in Music and feel the Good Times in a night full of freedom and fun! This is an 18+ event ★★Important information: ★★For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question. Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

Thursday 19 June / doors 6.30pm / show 7.30pm Stand Up for Refugees with Refugee Action brings you laughs with top comedians Jen Brister, Ali Woods, Tadiwa Mahlunge, Olga Koch, Milo Edwards, Esther Manito, Mark Watson, Sikisa, Rajiv Karia and Kiri Pritchard-McLean. This is not just a night out-it's a chance to be part of something bigger. It’s all happening during Refugee Week, when communities across the UK will celebrate the contributions of refugees. By attending Stand Up for Refugees, you’ll be rejecting the hostility that refugees face in the UK, and celebrating the power of community and laughter. Every penny raised from this event will support Refugee Action’s work in welcoming refugees, campaigning for their rights, and offering support and advice to people who have had to flee their homes. ★★Important information:★★ For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question. Line-ups subject to change. Refunds will not be offered in the event of line-up change. Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

Show: Appprox 1 hr from doors Note: This performance is in Spanish Miguel Lago is celebrating 25 years on stage with his sixteenth consecutive season in theatres. To mark the occasion, he reopens the doors of his COMEDY CLUB. More than 50,000 spectators enjoyed this revolutionary version of the classic solo show last season, in which Miguel proves that he is freer than ever. Every week Lago shows why he is the ultimate reference in Spanish stand-up comedy. His Comedy Club, inspired by the great Broadway clubs, is a true temple of comedy where every performance is unique. What happens in the club stays in the club, so expect the unexpected at LAGO. New material, fresh routines, classic bits, reflections on current events and personal anecdotes - all with the unmistakable style and mastery of Miguel Lago. Staying true to the spirit of a pure stand-up comedy club, each show will feature guest comedians of all kinds. The secret of LAGO's success is simple: a perfect blend of sharp, intelligent and provocative humour combined with the energy and chemistry of an audience that makes each show unique. Every week, LAGO transforms the theatre into the city's premier comedy club. Important information: For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website. Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

IT’S TIME TO SWEAT... at the UK's biggest electro-pop club night and Charli xcx party, featuring the biggest electronic DJs, drag acts and gogos until 3am. AND... on the Saturday night of Mighty Hoopla festival, too! ★ Sat 31st May / Doors 11pm / Last Entry 12:30am You partied to Brat in 2024... Now, it’s time to SWEAT in 2025 at CLUB GRAND We have some VERY special guests to announce for this one, so grab those cheaper early bird tickets now before we drop this huge line-up. With resident DJS and performers plus a special guest headliner each date, SWEAT is the biggest electronic/dance party in London. You're gunna hear those Club Classics cus we wanna dance with YOU at CLUB GRAND Party to Charli xcx, Troye Sivan, Rebecca Black, Shygirl, Kesha, Doechii, Kim Petras, Slayyyter, A.G. Cook, The Dare, Tate Mcrae, Addison Rae and many more This event is 18+ and valid physical ID is essential. For any accessibility questions or further show information, please contact [email protected] For any ticketing assistance, please go to DICE's Help Centre where you can find answers to all FAQs and also contact the team for further help. Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

Thursday 12 June / doors 6.30 / show approx one hour after doors Looking to WooHoo tonight, craft a diamond sword, or engage in a little Animal Crossdressing? SlayStation is the London night giving every nerd exactly what they never knew they needed - a queer, cosplay, video game themed show and extravaganza. Whether you’ve been to a previous sell-out show or seen us go viral on TikTok, you won’t find a night like this anywhere else in the world. After the success of our previous Balls we are back and levelling up for our biggest show ever at The Clapham Grand, featuring special guest actors and industry experts! As our first WooHoo Ball, we are turning The Clapham Grand into our cosy home for one night and celebrating all your favourite comfort games like The Sims, Minecraft, Animal Crossing and more! Plus, our special guests will be bringing their titles with them... Hosted by the trinity of gaming, Velvet Caveat, Loose Willis & Miss Terri Boxx (plus extra entertainers), expect critical performances, bonus levels, and... PRIZES?! We want to see all your best looks, come as your favourite cosSLAY or other gaming related costume (cxnty DS-core anyone?), or participate in one of our games and get the top score, to win nerdy prizes. There’ll be costume prizes like no other, our favourite costume of the night will win a bundle fit for a champion including real video games! Doors 6:30pm, show 7:30pm. Arrive early with your Nintendo Switches to get a good spot, grab a drink and play, and check out our amazing artists and merch stalls. After the event, the bar will stay open and a DJ will be provided for a post-show-party! (under 18s will be asked to leave after the main show, due to licensing). costume contest Our famous costume contest is back, arrive in your costume ready to take to the stage in the second half of the show! If you have any questions or accessibility needs please email [email protected] Important information: For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question. The show is standing however there will be a limited amount of seats and tables around, arrive early to secure on or contact [email protected] in advance if you require seating for access purposes. Please note, that for this show there is a limited amount of access seats and we cannot guarantee seats passed a certain point of enquiries. Please note there will be strobes, flashing lights, loud noises, and possibly a balloon drop and other fun stuff used in the venue. If you have any concerns about this don’t hesitate to contact us via [email protected] - we want to make sure you have a safe experience with us! Check out all FAQs including access info for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. 16+ All under 18s much be accompanied by someone 21+. No more than two U18s per 21+

Doors: 6pm Show start: 7pm The Battersea Jazz Festival will be bringing its party back to the Clapham Grand for a celebration of the music of Duke Ellington. With a lineup of London's biggest big band combined with a combination of more than three different choirs, this is evening will be a guaranteed Tour de Force where swinging jazz meets beautiful choral music. The South London Jazz Orchestra, conducted by festival Founder and Director Hugo Jennings, will perform classics from the Duke Ellington Orchestra Songbook, and then be joined by a large choir featuring members of London Sings!, Thames Philharmonic, St Mary's Battersea and many other groups to perform selections from the Sacred Concerts. Written in the 1960s and 70s, these pieces are a mixture of raucous celebration and beautiful emotional outpourings, and the rare combination of a big band with large choir will make this a very special occasion Important information: ★★For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. 14+ accompanied by 21+. Maximum of two U18s per over 21.

Sunday 27th July / doors 6pm / show approx one hour after doors You are cordially invited to Trans Wicked, a one-night-only reimagining of everyone’s favourite gravity-defying musical, with an all-star all-Trans cast of musical theatre nerds. We are through accepting limits, so get ready to experience all the characters and songs you love as you’ve never seen them before, performed by UK trans icons - all raising money for the biggest Trans Pride in the world - UK Trans+ Pride. Journey down the yellow brick road with Elphaba, Glinda, Fiyero and all the Popular characters you love - and Boq - as they head to Shiz University - the first all-trans University in the land of Oz. You’ll marvel as they defy gravity, weep as they are changed for good - and even find out what happens in Part 2 before everyone else. Proceeds from this marvel will go to Trans Pride, a staple of the community whose mission is ‘to grow a community-facing, grassroots pride celebration and protest organised by and for trans+, non-binary, gender non-conforming, and intersex people, as a means of highlighting our needs, struggles, successes, and experiences in a social and political climate where trans+ voices often go unheard.’ Now that’s some trans shiz! Important information: For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

Show in Spanish Language David Cepo arrives in Manchester to present his new show No Cruces Los Brazos (Dont Cross Your Arms). Are you ready to explode with laughter at the new show from the comedy star of the moment? David Cepo, comedian by birth and influencer by surprise, has become the new sensation on social networks thanks to his spontaneity and accessibility. Many of his videos have gone viral and now he is coming to the theatre with a show full of laughter and humour, where David will make you feel like the star of his own show So you have no excuse. Are you coming to live the experience? Then come on, you know what I mean? David Cepo is waiting for you to make you laugh. And you know, No Cruces los Brazos if you dont get the jokes.

Our Pop Party is back - with free entry before 11pm! Party to the newest & best pop with our iconic DJ Tete Bang on the decks We’ll have our gorgeous Dreamteam dancers, pink cocktails, glitter makeup stall, a dance floor full of hundreds of fellow pink pop lovers, & maybe even YOU singing your girly pop heart out at big screen karaoke! Expect Girly pop bangers & throwback bops (someone say Spice Girls??) Pink cocktails & bubbles Big screen karaoke Confetti, balloons drops & mirror balls Glitter makeup stall ★ Royal Boxes & exclusive areas for large groups ★ Free... Fntry before 11pm Drink if it’s your birthday ★★ Shot if you wear pink Party to the sounds of Chappell roan / Sabrina Carpenter / shania twain / lady gaga / beyonce / Nikki minaj / Renee rapp / p!Nk / spice girls / Harry styles / Taylor swift / xtina / rihanna / ariana grande / miley / cardi b / girls aloud / kesha / Olivia rodrigo / charli xcx and more... Times, entry prices & ID Free entry before 11pm with a free ticket (£10 charge if you arrive after) £10 advance ticket for entry 11pm -12.30am £15 on the door before 12.30am Doors 10pm, Last entry 12.30am & Party ends 2.30am 18+ & valid photo ID will be required for entry (photo of passport / driving licence is fine) ★Coming as a large group and want to book an area? Just email us on [email protected] and we will see what we can do ★★ If it’s your birthday 5 days either side of Hot To Go, show us your ID on the door for a free drink before 11pm Dress however feels good to you, but pink princess vibes are encouraged and there’ll be a free shot on the door if so! We wanna see glitter, sequins, feathers, cowgirl hats and PINK PINK PINK Important information: For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in questio Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

Friday 30 May / doors 6.30 / show approx one hour after doors Pick up your diamonds, peaches, apples, oranges and get your claws out for... The Real HAUSwives of London! London’s queen of themes HERR is back again with yet another blockbuster show, having brought you You Shall Not Yass, Shrektacular, Don't Stop Believin' and more - it's time to pay homage to tv's most iconic, scandalous and real women at London's legendary Clapham Grand. Expect to see the stars of New York City, Atlanta, Salt Lake City, Beverly Hills, Melbourne and more as never before. Drinks will be thrown, legs will be lobbed, tables will be flipped...receipts, proof, timeline, screenshots! Life isn't all diamonds and rosé, but this show is. Hosted by HERR With an all star cast TBA Important information: For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question. Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

weds 18 June / doors 6.30pm / show approx one hour after doors Introducing the next evolution in cabaret... Journey with us to the tropical jungles of Isla Clapham, where science and drag have combined to bring the age of dinosaurs roaring back to life. Celebrating the legendary JURASSIC PARK franchise, our t-rexellent pack of cabaret titans will have you screaming in terror, wonder, and delight. Sequins! Scales! Fangs! Fabulousness! Camp! Cretaceous! Puff up your frills, polish your claws, and prepare to shake a tail-feather at this ptruly pterrific variety night with a LOT of bite. See you at the grand opening! Now we just need to get those electric fences fixed... Dr. J Hammond CEO, InGen\[derqueer\] Corp. (Full lineup to be announced soon, keep your trackers on @carrotdrag & @reece\_connolly\_ on Insta / @connolly\_reece on Bluesky & Twitter) DISCLAIMER: this is an unofficial fan event, not affiliated with any official brands Important information: For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

doors: 10.30pm / last entry: 12:30am / close: 3am The UK's biggest night for Lana Del Rey fans is back, and this time we're throwing an Afterparty. Join us for another night devoted to the Queen of Alternative as well as favourites from the genre; Marina, Florence + The Machine, Lorde, Melanie Martinez, the Weeknd, Ethel Cain, Aurora, Allie X, MUNA, Banks, Paramore, Caroline Polachek, Weyes Blood, Zella Day, Grimes, Cocteau Twins, London Grammar, Sky Ferreira. As well as icons such as Stevie Nicks, Kate Bush and Amy Winehouse and more. With live performances throughout it’s set to be a night of excitement and love for this rarely celebrated genre. ★This event is fan created & not endorsed by the artist ★★Please note: Tickets include a £1 restoration levy This is an 18+ event \---For any ticketing queries please contact the DICE Help Centre. For any accessibility requirements or tickets, please contact [email protected], where you shall receive a code to access and pay for your tickets. (availability depending) For any other questions, please refer to our Contact / FAQ page - thegrand.info/contact Please note there may be strobes, flashing lights, loud noises, confetti, the occasional balloon drop and other fun stuff used in the venue. If you have any concerns about this don't hesitate to contact us via [email protected] - we want to make sure you have a safe experience with us! Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

Thursday 22 May / doors 6.30 / show approx one hour after doors An all star cast of comedians unite for a fundraiser for Ukraine! Featuring James Acaster (Ghostbusters, Off Menu Podcast, Taskmaster), Maisie Adam (The Last Leg, Live at the Apollo, QI), Larry Dean (Live at the Apollo, Roast Battle, Edinburgh Comedy Award Nominee), Dmitri Bakanov (Comedy Central) and MC Ben Van der Velde. All funds raised will go to the United 24 fund, directly providing humanitarian aid, medical care, military aid and the means to rebuild Ukraine. Providing help to the people of Ukraine is a defining cause of our time and since their President is an actual stand-up comedian, it only seems fair the UK comedy circuit lends a hand. In association with Good Ship Comedy Important information: For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question. Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

LGBTQ+ New Comedian of the Year 2025! Door: 6:30PM Show starts: 7:30PM 7 finalists battle it out at Clapham Grand for LGBTQ+ New Comedian of the Year 2025! Celebrity judges Zoe Lyons, Tia Kofi, Jessica Fostekew & James Barr join the fun-plus audience voting! A night of fierce talent, big laughs & community pride! Now in its biggest year yet, the Comedy Bloomers competition has spotlighted some of the UK’s most exciting queer talent. Headlined by 2024 winner Marty Gleeson and hosted by Matthew Ali, the final features rising stars from across the UK comedy scene. The full lineup of finalists will be published following the semi-finals in May. ★Important information: ★★For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question. Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

Back 2 School: The Big Reunion (The Wandsworth Borough Edition). The ultimate throwback reunion for the 30+ crowd is HERE! Doors: 1PM Last Entry: 4:30PM Did you grow up raving at Top Boy, Teen Delight, or Junior Jam? Still remember the anthems or your first Nokia 3310? It’s time to rewind the clock and relive the magic! Join us for Back 2 School - The Big Reunion, where DJs from legendary local schools and surprise guests will take you on a journey through the best of old-school garage, bashment, R&B, and more. Reconnect with old friends (and maybe old flames), rep your school, and vibe out like it’s the early 2000s again! Schools Represented Include: SOUTHFIELDS JOHN PAUL BURNTWOOD BATTERSEA TECH ELLIOTT ADT CHESTNUT GROVE ST CECILIA'S EMANUEL ERNEST BEVIN GRAVENEY SALESIAN Plus DJs from different schools + Special Guests! - Strictly over 30s event. Valid physical ID required. - Dress code: Smart casual. No sportswear, hats hoods or tracksuits. ★★Important information: ★★For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

Thursday 29 May / doors 6.30pm / show approx one hour after doors Live At The Clapham Grand returns in May with a headline set from Munya Chawawa. With over 1M tiktok and Instagram followers, he's been seen on Taskmaster, Cats Does Countdown, The Last Leg, Would I Lie To You? and many, many more. Plus star of The Office Australia Felicity Ward, Stephen Bailey (Live At The Apollo, Would I Lie To You), Lara Ricote (QI, Live At The Apollo) and Jin Hao Li (Edinburgh Comedy Award nominee for Best Newcomer). Important information: For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question. Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

“What team? Wildcats!” Bop to The Top is the world's biggest Disney Channel party! Dance to your favs from High School Musical, Camp Rock, Lemonade Mouth, Hannah Montana, and more all night. Already a touring institution in the USA, Jeffery the DJ will be delivering banger after banger from the Disney Channel catalogue so you can pop, lock, jam AND break. Expect... - @jefferythedj spinning pure nostalgia from High School Musical to Hannah Montana, The Cheetah Girls to Camp Rock - Crowd performances, you might even be a Rock Star - Starstruck Photobooth, filled with props? You can bet on it! Getcha tickets now and getcha head in the game! This is an 18+ event with valid ID required for entry, please note: refunds will not be issued to underage ticket buyers. Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

the grand goes beyoncé: the cowboy Carter end of tour party! Party to the very best of Beyoncé through the ages all night long, from Destiny's Child through to COWBOY CARTER, and everything in between. Think B-sides, deep cuts, the biggest hits, and similar artists of pop, R&B, house and country music all night. On Saturday 21st June, after the tour for the (GRAMMY AWARD WINNING!) album COWBOY CARTER concludes its run in London, keep living the Bey vibes on our dance floor. Get ready for some SWEET HONEY BUCKIN' on our dance floor, with this iconic cast: \- TAYCE returns to deliver some serious Bey-ness, her first headline slot on our stage since WINNING Strictly Xmas \- CARA MELLE, THE Beyoncé of London, will be gracing us with her legendary performances of Queen Bey through the ages \- KIKI SNATCH will be YA YA-ing her way to split 'n dip with you all and bring the PARTY \- DJ MARK-ASHLEY DUPÉ of M-A-D Haus Party and our last two Beyoncé nights takes to the decks to give you the VERY best of Bey through her whole career, and of course other artists on her vibe \- YSHEE BLACK will be hosting the whole night and performing herself, making sure you keep all eyes on that stage Plus we'll have our Dreamteam dancers, gogos, another amazing DJ collective and more TBA as we get closer to the party! If you've been to either of our huge Grand Goes Beyoncé shows before, you already know what's GOOD! If this is your first time, then welcome to the rodeo, Hive! The Beyhive is BUZZZZINNNN Obvs, this event is 18+. For any accessibility questions or further show information, please contact [email protected] For any ticketing assistance, please go to DICE's Help Centre where you can find answers to all FAQs and also contact the team for further help. Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

Celebrate the MAYHEM UK Tour concluding with The Grand Goes Gaga AFTER PARTY on Saturday 4th October on our dance floor! Sat 4th October / Doors at 10:30pm / Live show and last entry: 12AM / DJs til close It's been 3 longs years since Lady Gaga last toured the UK, and now she's back with a HUGE world tour! Our first Gaga party in April absolutely blew the roof off, and we're now back with another live show, more DJs and dancers to mark the end of her London O2 dates! We wanna see those incredible looks, coke cans in hair, giant glasses/heels, tape bras, the LOT! Don't be afraid to go all out We'll be partying once again to Gaga through the ages, plus music from similar artists all night long Plus all our usual CLUB GRAND magic like confetti cannons, balloon drops, photo booths and more! Celebrating a birthday 2 weeks either side of this party? Come celebrate with us with a free ticket for yourself! Email in a photo of your ID to claim your free ticket for yourself, and rally your Monsters! As with all of our Grand Goes nights, this party will include an epic, HUGE live show with drag performers and dancers, amazing DJs playing Gaga (+friends) all night long, and hundreds of Monsters all partying together on our dance floor Obvs, this event is 18+. For any accessibility questions or further show information, please contact [email protected] For any ticketing assistance, please go to DICE's Help Centre where you can find answers to all FAQs and also contact the team for further help. Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

Thursday 26 June / doors 6.30pm / show approx one hour after doors Live At The Clapham Grand returns in June with headliner Lucy Beaumont, the BAFTA-nominated star of Taskmaster, Meet The Richardsons, 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown, Would I Lie To You, Live At The Apollo, and more! She’ll be joined by fellow Taskmaster star John Kearns, Chloe Petts (Have I Got News For You), Huge Davies (8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown), and the “Excellent” (Joe Lycett) Ben Pope. Important information: For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question. Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

The Groove Chorus returns to The Clapham Grand on August 8th - so get ready to dance all night! Doors: 7pm Show starts: 8pm Show end: 11pm After party: 11pm-12am Featuring a choir of 90 singers and an 9-piece live band, they’ll be serving dance anthems with a disco twist Naturally, they’ll be joined by a resident pole dancer, Legziana, special drag quests & lots of extra surprises to make this night unforgettable. So mark your calendar, and let The Groove Chorus take you on a journey you won’t want to miss! For any ticketing enquiries please contact DICE's Help Centre first, or contact [email protected] Presented by The Clapham Grand. 18+

The Groove Chorus returns to The Clapham Grand for two back to back nights in September 2025. Get ready to dance all night! Doors: 7pm Show starts: 8pm Show end: 10.30pm Featuring a choir of 90 singers and an 9-piece live band, they’ll be serving dance anthems with a disco twist Naturally, they’ll be joined by a resident pole dancer, Legziana, special drag quests & lots of extra surprises to make this night unforgettable. So mark your calendar, and let The Groove Chorus take you on a journey you won’t want to miss! For any ticketing enquiries please contact DICE's Help Centre first, or contact [email protected] Presented by The Clapham Grand. 18+

Due to popular demand, The Groove Chorus returns to The Clapham Grand on Novemeber 7th. Get ready to dance all night! Doors: 7pm Show starts: 8pm Show end: 10.30pm Featuring a choir of 90 singers and an 9-piece live band, they’ll be serving dance anthems with a disco twist As with our previous Groove events, they’ll be joined by a resident pole dancer, Legziana, special drag guests & lots of extra surprises to make this night unforgettable. So mark your calendar, and let The Groove Chorus take you on a journey you won’t want to miss! For any ticketing enquiries please contact DICE's Help Centre first, or contact [email protected] Presented by The Clapham Grand. 18+